First she took to Twitter, then she went on a cam site. I did not watch the show, but part of the chat is still up from 3 hours ago.

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/courtneyro...m_medium=social



Here are the Tweets (start at the bottom and work up):




This is the slit throat, more like scratched.



This is why we all pay attention:





I'm no Moblem, and I don't want her to die, but she may be to damaged to live. Cam show ending w/ a cop shutting the laptop is disturbing. I do remember in the last suicide attempt video that her hand full of pills ducked out of camera shot and it appeared she dumped them all out. No clue about this one, if it was real or attention seeking. I guess she went the cam route so there would be no recording to dissect. I hope someone had CamStudio or something running to record it.

I re read everything before posting. She took the pills before she went on cam??? Hmmmmm.

Further research says this guy saw her pop some pills via the cam show. http://www.shabooty.com/2013/01/06/oy-ve...f-allegedly.php

They were probably chewable vitamins. She's an attention whore.

Ahh The sad story of the whore Courtney AKA Kacey Jordan AKA Charlie Sheen's cumdumpster, AKA "The Rat"(what Charlie Refers to her as)

The Story So Far.

Little Girl From Portlandia grows up in a household where she must have had some sort of tramantic sexual encounter with an adult. She grows up being a "rebellous" teen when in fact she is probably also suffering from

BIPOLARDISORDER.

Our Little cum princess finds success and validation in the Porn Valley Kingdom and becomes Lady of the Underage fantasies of old farts like this.



However she goes even further to the darkest Forrest of Porn Valley Kingdom and starts hooking. She is a higher end hooker and keeps it mostly "under raps" as her family in Portlandia don't know about it. She is taken to far off Mid Eastern Places by Rich Oil Lords.

But Then.

She Gets



Caught up in one of the Biggest Tabloid Scandals in the 21 century.

Attention. She Likes. She is on the Accent.

But then..

Her Depression sinks in when she realizes that she is one of the most infamous whores in the world and her family knows every stinking detail.

She rejects(or was rejected...I need to see the AIM test) Porn Valley Kindom and lives Permantly in the Dark Escort Wooods.

But then she discovers and wants to move to a new Kingdom of Chicago and its high Trees.



Where she has found her Prince and not so White Knight..

Sir Lane Goldberg.



Girls Don't Wrech To badly he is also a D J



They Fall in love and profess this love in the highest form of social media pairings...

FACEBOOK STATUS...

But wait our bipolar cum princess's family finds her new night to be not so white....



She Breaks up with Sir Lane Goldberg the ugly and puts for a decree that she is going to to extra whoring in 2013 so she can move to the Beautiful Windy Kingdom on her own.

She Begins Her Quest in the Kingdom of The Space Needle.


However only 7 days into her Quest for the Windy Kingdom she hits a Depressive state as you can see in the above post.

Her Not So White Knight sends help and saves her from halfway across the country..



Now the Shariffs of the Kingdom Of the Space needle have her in the stock for crazy people

What will happen to our bipolar cum princess now?

All I know is she has a way hotter younger sister...



And I hope it ends with her getting nailed in the Kingdom of Porn Valley

I'm sure you don't respect my opinion, but very good post Nate.

Any idea who the Matt Blythe guy she tweets about is? Just a guy that BSd her about blow so he could ask what she'll do for it?

Once upon a time in Onlinia...

Nate put way too much effort into making a post about a whore nobody cares about (does anyone really care about whores?). Obsess much?

That is some long term stalking he did there. That isn't 10 minutes of research. I think his commitment to hunting his prey should be commended.

Sir Lane Goldberg the Ugly seems to care very much. I follower her on twitter and I've heard her story on her appearances on Howard Stern. Stalking? Hardly. Obsessing? Maybe I've just followed her because I'd like to see her kill herself on camera. I was cheated and missed the last few suicides on the intranets. I'm not missing this one. So maybe Obsessing. Then again. I'm a psychopath.

You sir are still a one trick Pony.

Niggerish Response as always you mouth breather.

You still listen to Stern, Nate? After over 20 years of listening, I had to bail shortly after Artie was fired. Not enough funny there anymore.

Did you see Kacey's last attempt w/ the pills? I could find a link if you haven't seen it.

Haha, now Nate has groupies? If you want to suck his dick just say so, Jerkules. Onlinia indeed.

Yeah, I'm a groupie. He won't let me suck his dick though, cause if he likes Kacey he prolly likes lil butts and tits, and I possess neither. I'm probably more tritone's type.

Now run along, Have2 needs to finish yer rub down so he can put his desk back together.

Pathetic. Get outside some, even if it's cold.

Its OK Boss. Let it all out. We all know you fear Spike, so you are lashing out at me after seeing your pic in this thread.

And the Viscous Fucking Circle begins Anew.

Quest for The Windy Kingdom Chapter Deux

It is nice to know that even though she can earn a high rate for escorting, that any schlub w/ a couple grams of blow can have his way with her. Anything that makes a chick seem more attainable is good. Also nice to know that she is used to spending time in restraints.

She was trying to cut her throat, the cops busted in and took her to the hospital where they had to drug her up and stick her in restraints, and she's out of the hospital right away?

She's doing so much better now than when she was in porn isn't she?

The BiPolor Cum Princes Questing for The Windy Kingdom Approves this thread.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Kacey/Courtney/what ever the fuck you call your self, if you are ever in Jersey and can't find blow, I'll show up w/ an 8-ball to trade for your fart box.

That is a horrible wig.

In the Kingdom Of the Space Needle our Bipolar Cum Princes tells a manic story of the Class System in the Pacific Northwest Between the Kingdoms of the Space Needle and Her Portlandia. Before setting forth on her Quest for the Windy Kingdom.

The mania begins(Kacey/Courtney is the Carrie Mathison of Whoring)

Our Princess is in need of a handmaiden(assistant) and is going to hire a servant to help her with Her Whoring Quest.

She could probably use a pimp more than an assistant. She needs to be smacked into reality next time she swirls the bowl.

This broad aint is lookin to get fucked pretty good, this time by the government. First, you may have seen that she is filing for bankruptcy. http://www.tmz.com/2013/02/03/charlie-sheen-porn-star-prostitute-kacey-jordan-bankruptcy/ WIll a court even grant bankruptcy for only $6k? She claims she hasn't had a job since 2010, but:



She leaves evidence of her hooking all over the place.

ALERT!

I will say she is the sanest of the former performers turned attention whores on the net.

The question begs-

Jerk-you-reez

Would you still go nose-deep in dat' meaty pussay?

not trying to speak for jerky but if i were that dentist and knew nothing about her i'd hit til something broke.

ears deep

haha

Hell yeah, only thing that would keep my tongue out of that meaty pie is:



her lovely starfish.

Girl has a sense of humor. I appreciate that. She is solidly on my cool list, unless only the black posters around here are allowed to have a cool list.

she simply doesn't give a fuck and it's beautiful. other whores should recognize the way she's embraced her inner slut and monopolized on it.

Denial is the hardest step to get past, that's why it is the first one.

Agreed!

Blackules and Brandon Lee Harrington have cool lists?

I think Kacey should make a return to porn, only she can retire again and everyone can make a big deal out of it again.

I didn't know Brandon Lee Harrington was black.

Blackules I knew had a cool list. Unfortunately I'm not on it

That's because you're a white devil.

Kacey Jordan is like the make-a-wish foundation for sickos like me. She's not even in the top 50 (100?) pornstars for me, yet I can't think of a better way to drop 10k in a day. It's like walking through an X-rated funhouse. Can you imagine? Fuck the girl, do some shots, call her mom crying , score some coke, have a meltdown, slap her across the face, fuck her in the ass, smoke a bag of meth, eat some pizza, videotape her fucking a homeless dude, have another shot, scratch her with your fingernail, film da latest suey...what a day.

It would make a fine 3 day weekend.

Our Bi Polar Porn Princes has gone nigh 3 months without an attempt self end to her life.


Because she has discovered the dark magic of I'v Drug use....

An evening with that whore would be great. I'd first give her a placebo, so I could see the real reaction of fucking her ass. Then, when she got annoying, I'd induce the coma w/ real drugs.

Or death. Either way.