This guy may be the most annying poster this board has ever seen .Maybe its just me, but with every post I hate him more .

I cant believe you people have encouraged this asshole for this long, didn't your mom ever tell you to leave it alone and it will go away? Please, I have never heard so much bullshit in all of my life, not even from a porn girl, This guy has no wife, no friends and no life that is why he is here spouting off like a loon.
Please do not read his threads , it just encourages him to write more and with an opinion like his he would be better off somewhere else

Wouldn't your reply to this message be encouraging? Wait, then so would mine...

I agree.I'm done reading that thread. I just want to choke him out or make him tap. web page

He truly is one dumb asshole.Next time he wants to entertain us maybe he will kill himself.

Yeah, I don't think I will post to his comments again. Its like putting cookie crisp in front of a diabetic.

Michael is so full of shit that even his posts stink . This self important dipshit has seen one to many episodes of the " OC " and probably lives in a trailer park in the midwest and drives a old pick up . Fuck him and his make belive wife .

HEY FUCKER!

I LIVE IN A TRAILER PARK IN THE MIDWEST AND DRIVE A PICKUP TRUCK!
PHATBOY.

i think michael is secretly hamilton steele

I am honored, and flattered, and I humbly accept this award.

I'd like to thank my mom and dad, the Lord Jesus Christ, and Mr. John Ashcroft for all their support.

My new trailer is doing just fine, and Mr. Steele and I fit quite comfortably in it...except when he gets a hard on.

The diabetic seizures are getting less frequent, now that they have taken my sweets away.

I will work very, very hard to maintain my 'Shit List' status over the coming year.

In order to fulfill Mr. Jeff's request about killing myself, I will need more money so I can buy all of his movies.

This porn shit is expensive, folks.

I hope all of you enjoyed my review of the new porn classic, "Cum Staplers #7', located in the video review section.

Be careful though, satire can put an eye out, ya know.

Much love and kisses...

...your beloved...

michael

Thats the spirit Michael!

You're starting to sound like one of us now.

C'mon over to our side Michael, it wont hurt!

Just let your soul slip away as we all have done.

Just let it go,....let it go...

No need to look back..it's to late...it's all gone now.

See Michael...It's not so bad.

Until the perversion starts calling again and you don't even have your own soul to fall back on.

It's one less thing to worry about.

Welcome to our perverted world! Where anything goes, anywhere, anytime!

PHATBOY.

P.S. This post was purposely double spaced to make it easier for Michael to use his finger while reading.

Phatboy is my hero.

Someone finally sees into my heart.

Will Jeff ever love me the same way?

How about Rollin girl?

Pknuckle?

I think you'd all like to see me get pissed on by a large group of whores.

That would be fun.

Now that Phatboy has taken my soul...

I am ready for action.

Assemble the whores, and bring me to battle.

How much female piss can one man take?

I have no idea, but I'm happy to try.

I think of all of you as family now.

That means we should all go down into the basement together. The light never worked down there, so we never had to worry about cleaning up after ourselves. Mom was the worst.

Her pee always smelled like ammonia, for some odd reason. Maybe it was ammonia?

Anyways, thanks for taking my soul, Phatboy.

I will have to get that finger worked on though.

Good call.

Thank God SOMEONE here understands Andy Kaufman.

Michael

p.s...Andy says "hi".

P-S-Y-C-H-O

Dude now calls himself " binky " . Whats up with that ?

Are you serious? At least he's not bragging about his blow-up doll he calls a "wife".