It's the douche of today. It's not spiky hair and orange tans, ala the Situation. Today's douche look is lots of bad tattoos, at least one on the neck. Shaved head to show prison badass you are. And a girlfriend who rents her box so he can hang with his fellow badly tattooed crystal meth addicts, which gives him time to get all fired up that his girlfriend rents her box so he's going to have to punch her stupid for being a slut.

Plus he has a tshirt company, but he calls it a "clothing company".

He's the toughling douche bag version. Hipsters, they're worse.

It's debatable. At least with hipsters, you get a select few that look the part but don't act it. Douches are pretty universal in looks and tude'.

Doucheness is an ever evolving form of "life".

IAFD says today is #23 for the whore, inflato-chest, Hello Kitty arm tats and all.

rikki six... NOT as dumb as a box of rocks. courtesy of billy watson.

Love her. Hate the new arm tat. Glad she dumped her husband. Hope she wins Best New Starlet. Goodnight.

Dumped her hubby? That didn't even last a year. I wonder where the marriage slots in on the list of poor choices, with the tats and the haarrable tits?

Kennedy Leigh or Casey Calvert for Best New Whore.

I don't mind the inflato-chest, she turned in some decent scenes before Hello Kitty came a'knockin' She's a newer version of Jessica Lynn or Morgan Layne, except the got the tat disease.