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#58223 - 09/24/04 08:09 PM Monkey's all time favorite Pictures
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Okay the whole purpose of this thread is just so i can go to one thread to pick out pictures i tend to use a lot without having to dig them up.











Skeeter with kyoto in the background , its great



jrv

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#58224 - 09/24/04 08:11 PM Re: Monkey's all time favorite Pictures
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#58225 - 09/24/04 08:16 PM Re: Monkey's all time favorite Pictures
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I think thats all of them.
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#58226 - 09/24/04 08:18 PM Re: Monkey's all time favorite Pictures
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If you have any good pictures of swami/wankus please post them, i can't get enough of that guy.
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#58227 - 09/24/04 08:19 PM Re: Monkey's all time favorite Pictures
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#58228 - 09/24/04 08:22 PM Re: Monkey's all time favorite Pictures
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Yes thats the best picture for when my band or urinating monkeys decide to stop by and wouldn't you know who just knocked on the door.


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#58229 - 09/25/04 12:31 AM Re: Monkey's all time favorite Pictures
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This isn't what I look like. But, sadly, it's not a bad guess. I don't wear glasses, and I haven't had a mustache in about 25 years.

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jrv




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#58230 - 09/25/04 01:40 AM Re: Monkey's all time favorite Pictures
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Fess up Jojo, you just LOVE my cock.


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#58231 - 09/25/04 02:08 AM BRANDON IRON FUCKS HIMSELF!
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#58232 - 09/25/04 03:37 AM Re: BRANDON IRON FUCKS HIMSELF!
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The second one looks very good, sometimes i use to wonder what happens inside smartts head when the mouse stops running on the spinning wheel, and now i think i know.

And i dare anyone to doubt that the following picture is NOT jrv. I have seen many snakes in the grass before and this is what they look like, innocent mice, thats two mice refrences in the same thread. Silver bullets, take me to the river.

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#58233 - 09/25/04 03:40 AM Re: Monkey's all time favorite Pictures
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Fess up Jojo, you just LOVE my cock




What was it?, my smartt penis picture thread that gave it away?.
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#58234 - 09/26/04 02:55 PM Re: BRANDON IRON FUCKS HIMSELF!
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The second one looks very good, sometimes i use to wonder what happens inside smartts head when the mouse stops running on the spinning wheel, and now i think i know.

And i dare anyone to doubt that the following picture is NOT jrv. I have seen many snakes in the grass before and this is what they look like, innocent mice, thats two mice refrences in the same thread. Silver bullets, take me to the river.







Jrv is Tod Hunter?

Hey, Tod, you're too good for porn, did you know that?

Well, at least that's what all the online gossip people say about you.
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#58235 - 10/13/04 04:56 PM Re: Monkey's all time favorite Pictures
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Hey has anyone got the smartt pic without the rapist on the top?. Im going to list it on a few gay dating sites. Thanks monkey, or can someone cut the 4 screen smartt photo at the bottom into singles.

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#58236 - 10/13/04 06:01 PM Re: Monkey's all time favorite Pictures
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I like the whore in the pink cap in the first set. Thanks Monkey, and I will work on cutting those four apart.
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#58237 - 10/13/04 08:17 PM Re: Monkey's all time favorite Pictures
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Hey has anyone got the smartt pic without the rapist on the top?. Im going to list it on a few gay dating sites. Thanks monkey, or can someone cut the 4 screen smartt photo at the bottom into singles.






ask and ye shall receive


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#58238 - 10/14/04 01:47 AM Re: Monkey's all time favorite Pictures
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ask and ye shall receive





thanks jew jap
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#58239 - 09/09/05 09:44 AM Re: Monkey's all time favorite Pictures
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Just putting this picture here so I know where it is in the future.


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#58240 - 09/09/05 06:02 PM Re: Monkey's all time favorite Pictures
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#58241 - 09/09/05 06:06 PM Re: Monkey's all time favorite Pictures
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#58242 - 11/24/05 03:01 AM Happy Days
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Happy days. I was just looking at this thread and the jrv pic is back up.

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#58243 - 11/24/05 05:40 AM Re: Happy Days
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just making sure it's an attachment this time so we're not subject to jrv taking it off his site again. happy thanksgiving, y'all.


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#58244 - 11/24/05 09:27 AM Re: Happy Days
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great call we need to make sure this pic never goes away again.

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#58245 - 11/28/05 08:49 AM Re: Happy Days
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just making sure it's an attachment this time so we're not subject to jrv taking it off his site again. happy thanksgiving, y'all.




Cool,now where is that picture of Zenman?
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#58246 - 11/28/05 10:53 AM Re: Happy Days
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#58247 - 11/28/05 02:00 PM Re: Happy Days
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#58248 - 11/28/05 03:52 PM Re: Happy Days
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Is it bad taste to put these two photographs together?






Oh well, too late. At least I'll give Fayner credit for teaching me that the Jews really don't run the world.
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#58249 - 11/28/05 05:00 PM Re: Happy Days
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What's sad about that is that Fayner looks worse than anyone in the upper picture.
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#58250 - 11/28/05 05:39 PM Re: Happy Days
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#58251 - 11/28/05 06:54 PM Re: Happy Days
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Cumalloverher, did you redisplay the Fayner image to show us some similarities to your Openheimer avitar? Inccidentally Richard Feynman was the smarter jew...... and a hell of a lot cooler too!
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#58252 - 11/28/05 06:59 PM Re: Happy Days
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...in the next scene, whore #1 bends over to blow Pumper's dick when whore #2 decides to lick her ass. Suddenly..




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#58253 - 11/28/05 07:21 PM Re: Happy Days
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Cool,now where is that picture of Zenman?






.. and ...

(saved to the xpt servers)


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Edited by c62 (11/28/05 07:22 PM)
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#58254 - 11/28/05 07:25 PM Re: Happy Days
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also threw these on the xpt servers as well.




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#58255 - 11/28/05 07:26 PM Re: Happy Days
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Is it bad taste to put these two photographs together?






Oh well, too late. At least I'll give Fayner credit for teaching me that the Jews really don't run the world.




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#58256 - 11/28/05 09:21 PM Re: Happy Days
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That picture has been tampered with, someones photoshopped clown paint on that negro.
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#58257 - 11/29/05 08:22 AM Re: Happy Days
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Cool,now where is that picture of Zenman?






.. and ...

(saved to the xpt servers)






Thanks now can someone photo shop out the whore and put Zen and JRV together in the same pic?Man I would give left nut to see that.
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#58258 - 11/29/05 09:31 AM Re: Happy Days
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:


Cool,now where is that picture of Zenman?


Thanks now can someone photo shop out the whore and put Zen and JRV together in the same pic?Man I would give left nut to see that.



I think even I would enjoy that.
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#58259 - 11/29/05 09:41 AM Re: Happy Days
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Quote:

Quote:


Cool,now where is that picture of Zenman?






.. and ...

(saved to the xpt servers)






Thanks now can someone photo shop out the whore and put Zen and JRV together in the same pic?Man I would give left nut to see that.






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#58260 - 11/30/05 08:47 AM Re: Happy Days
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Thanks
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#58261 - 11/30/05 09:08 AM Re: Happy Days
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#58262 - 11/30/05 09:40 AM Re: Happy Days
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Forever will the name zenman be associated with a jewish septuagenarian.
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#58263 - 11/30/05 08:22 PM Re: Happy Days
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#58264 - 04/28/06 07:42 AM Re: Happy Days
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I have been looking for this pic for a while


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#58265 - 06/29/06 05:56 AM Re: Happy Days
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Someone was looking for this pic a couple of months ago. I'll just put it here until needed.



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#58266 - 06/29/06 08:59 AM Re: Happy Days
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Someone was looking for this pic a couple of months ago. I'll just put it here until needed.






It was me but I forget why I wanted it.
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#58267 - 06/29/06 02:45 PM Re: Happy Days
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I have been looking for this pic for a while






This young lady looks like she has a touch of the Crouzon's syndrome. I don't like the very mean spirited comedy made on her photograph by whoever done it, but it does make me happy that some as unfortuynate as her felt desirable & sexy in a mass consumptiobn kind of way foir the dfuration of that photoshoot and perhaps aftwerwartd and perhaps still.

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#58268 - 06/30/06 09:22 AM Re: Happy Days
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This young lady looks like she has a touch of the Crouzon's syndrome. I don't like the very mean spirited comedy made on her photograph by whoever done it, but it does make me happy that some as unfortuynate as her felt desirable & sexy in a mass consumptiobn kind of way foir the dfuration of that photoshoot and perhaps aftwerwartd and perhaps still.






Dammit, coah. You lazy mother fucker. Spell check your shit. Makes my brain hurt.
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#58269 - 06/30/06 09:34 AM Re: Happy Days
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Quote:

Quote:

This young lady looks like she has a touch of the Crouzon's syndrome. I don't like the very mean spirited comedy made on her photograph by whoever done it, but it does make me happy that some as unfortuynate as her felt desirable & sexy in a mass consumptiobn kind of way foir the dfuration of that photoshoot and perhaps aftwerwartd and perhaps still.






Dammit, coah. You lazy mother fucker. Spell check your shit. Makes my brain hurt.




I think that's the intent.
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#58270 - 06/30/06 11:43 AM Re: Happy Days
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I think that's the intent.




Was I talking to you, dickus? Go get owned in your shit thread.
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#58271 - 06/30/06 12:18 PM Re: Happy Days
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Quote:

Quote:

I think that's the intent.




Was I talking to you, dickus? Go get owned in your shit thread.




Hahahaha, dickus, that's a good one, you're a funny guy, and so quick with the insults. You guys sure got a weak definition of owned, all he could do was roll out the same old tired insults he's rolled out before.

Now that I know the level the competition is capable of putting out, I'll tone it down to a level you can understand.

Der, knyuck knyuck duh...
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#58272 - 06/30/06 02:20 PM Re: Happy Days
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How about this:

Bad-bad you are boring, long-winded and increasingly, pathetic - none of which bode well for your upward mobility in our little scoial hierarchy.

Trying to score points by debating Kate the Troll isn't helping your street cred.
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