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#572421 - 11/01/12 05:34 PM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: Jigaloo]
Walrus Offline
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Registered: 11/19/06
Posts: 310
Originally Posted By: Jigaloo


Are we trying to guess who the dude is in this picture? If so, I'm stumped.

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#572423 - 11/01/12 05:36 PM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
Mr. Meat Offline
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Registered: 06/12/12
Posts: 1329
JB wants to do a pegging scene with Kurt.

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#572425 - 11/01/12 05:44 PM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
Jigaloo Offline
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Posts: 7863
I think it's only pegging if there's a female wearing a strap-on. If it's one dude violating another in the ass it's just .
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#572427 - 11/01/12 05:50 PM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
Mr. Meat Offline
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JB is the female wearing the strap-on.

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#577819 - 12/21/12 12:17 AM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: gia jordan]
Jerkules Offline
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
No. Tried it, not into it;


That makes it better for the man.


No one cares what your man's into.


Hey, Gia caught me with a good zinger. How did I miss this before?
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#577856 - 12/21/12 11:23 AM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Kurt is masterful when it comes too bad choices. Went to live in Spain just when the economy went into the shitter. Spain's unemployment rate is as high as it is in Greece. The massage venture is ghey no doubt. Kurt ought to come out of the closet.

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#577859 - 12/21/12 12:11 PM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: ivorenginedriver]
Mr. Meat Offline
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Originally Posted By: ivorenginedriver
Kurt is masterful when it comes too bad choices. Went to live in Spain just when the economy went into the shitter. Spain's unemployment rate is as high as it is in Greece. The massage venture is ghey no doubt. Kurt ought to come out of the closet.


Allowing yourself to be fucked in the ass by a tranny on film may be the indication you're looking for.

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#577860 - 12/21/12 12:41 PM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: Mr. Meat]
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
I had no idea that Kurt had hit "bottom". I seem to recall him proclaiming his straightness on this board. I guess FloP #1 applies to men as well as women.

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#577861 - 12/21/12 01:14 PM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
Jerkules Offline
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A whore is a whore is a whore, whether they have a cunt , a cock or both. They are void of souls, credibility and bright futures.
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#577864 - 12/21/12 01:59 PM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: Jerkules]
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
A whore is a whore is a whore, whether they have a cunt , a cock or both. They are void of souls, credibility and bright futures.


I feel ya. Nine out of ten whores are that way. I know for a fact that there exceptions since I have on-and-off first hand experience dating back to the 70s. One has to sift through a fair amount of shit to find an honest one, but they do exist. When I find that rare bird I put a good deal of effort into cultivating a mutually beneficial relationship.

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#580628 - 01/19/13 12:11 AM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
I'm just posting the top half of the cover, because really that's all you need.



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#580631 - 01/19/13 01:06 AM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
It's only news if he's getting pegged by Christian.

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#580647 - 01/19/13 08:17 AM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
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#580649 - 01/19/13 08:26 AM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
Jigaloo Offline
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#580650 - 01/19/13 08:27 AM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
Jerkules Offline
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This clown and the Donkey should do a show called Dueling Delusions.
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#580651 - 01/19/13 08:32 AM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
fartz Offline
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Donny wouldn't go within ten feet of kurt out of fear that his "lifestyle" is contagious.

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#580660 - 01/19/13 09:47 AM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Unless they were in a public restroom.
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#580669 - 01/19/13 10:26 AM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: gia jordan]
frankie fatale Offline
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
It's only news if he's getting pegged by Christian.
dont give them any ideas.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
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#580670 - 01/19/13 10:26 AM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: fartz]
frankie fatale Offline
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Originally Posted By: fartz
Donny wouldn't go within ten feet of kurt out of fear that his "lifestyle" is contagious.
yet he moved to thailand.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#580815 - 01/20/13 04:54 AM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
drained Offline
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#580821 - 01/20/13 07:50 AM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
Mr. Meat Offline
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Registered: 06/12/12
Posts: 1329
Does Constance Lee do anything besides run PSK? Not to derail the thread.

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#580843 - 01/20/13 12:12 PM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: gia jordan]
wannacorndog Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
It's only news if he's getting pegged by Christian.

Didn't you used to date him or something before he went to jail?
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#580857 - 01/20/13 01:17 PM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
No.

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#580861 - 01/20/13 01:29 PM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: wannacorndog]
NitneLiun Offline
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Loc: St. Louis
Originally Posted By: wannacorndog
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
It's only news if he's getting pegged by Christian.

Didn't you used to date him or something before he went to jail?


You're thinking of someone else who went to jail.
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#580864 - 01/20/13 01:36 PM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
Jerkules Offline
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Pirate Mope?
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#580870 - 01/20/13 01:53 PM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
NitneLiun Offline
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Aye, matey.
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#580873 - 01/20/13 02:09 PM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Never dated him either nor anyone who ended up going to jail. Not even jail for inside trading or tax evasion.

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#580910 - 01/20/13 07:07 PM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
Barry the Pirate Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Ever? At all? I mean, everyone's dated someone who was in or did go to jail. Juvie counts.
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#580913 - 01/20/13 07:16 PM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: gia jordan]
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Never dated him either nor anyone who ended up going to jail. Not even jail for inside trading or tax evasion.


^ is why Gia doesn't date tritones. If she did she wouldn't be able to say that.
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#585231 - 03/08/13 11:39 PM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: Jigaloo]
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7596
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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#585232 - 03/08/13 11:52 PM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
frankie fatale Offline
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Registered: 08/30/09
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cant believe i actually watched that.


queen of black dick? :X

also there was an annoying black bitch talking through the whole set.i guess ive never had the unfortunate experience of being in a theater when theres a young jemima talking their heads off the whole way,but it made lackwoods performance even worse.she shouldve been enjoying some chicken wings,not being all depressed/catty throughout the whole thing."oh no he didnt".suck my lil wee wee.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#585246 - 03/09/13 06:28 AM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
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#585250 - 03/09/13 09:46 AM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
frankie fatale Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
isnt kurt sucking dick for money too?
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#585252 - 03/09/13 10:49 AM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
Jerkules Offline
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That is "Massage Therapist", Frankie. He's a total pro.
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#585254 - 03/09/13 11:39 AM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
frankie fatale Offline
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Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
i was alluding to his tranny kurtbang.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#585396 - 03/10/13 07:17 PM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: Jerkules]
LouCypher Offline
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
That is "Massage Therapist", Frankie. He's a total pro.


i only watched the first few minutes and to be honest it could have been worse. one of his first moves was to let the crowd know he's gay with his irish/greek bit. honesty counts, right?.

i'm not sure why he went for 10 minutes with cue cards though. using notes means you're going to eat dick up there. he should have tried for 5 from memory and see where it went.
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#600848 - 10/26/13 07:41 AM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
drained Offline
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Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580

[...]

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#600849 - 10/26/13 07:44 AM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
I'm about to perform or request a search for all your [...] posts and burn them with fire.

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#600852 - 10/26/13 07:52 AM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
J.B.
Unregistered


He's doing it to boost his post count so that, at long last and after numerous bannings, he can finally enter the ranks of the "Porn Jesus". (Jesuses? Jesuii? Whatever)

Why he would obsess on this so is beyond me, but it's to be expected from a guy who could, ahem, Care Less.




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Revenge of the Sashamutt.JPG (299 downloads)



Edited by J.B. (10/26/13 07:58 AM)
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#600858 - 10/26/13 08:00 AM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
J.B.
Unregistered


Yep.



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#600866 - 10/26/13 08:20 AM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
J.B.
Unregistered


And he done it.




Since he Cared SOOOOOOO Much about it, he should be made to start all over again. I'm not saying ban him or his IP, because he'll just keep coming back. Just make him start over with a new account.

And, maybe, better material than a constant c&p job from people who aren't locked in basements.


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#600872 - 10/26/13 09:32 AM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
Jerkules Offline
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The cut and pastes are good. It keeps me from going to certain sites and wanting to comment. I wouldn't trust Mike South with a lump of dog crap, much less my IP.

Happy Porn Jesus, Pipe.
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#600887 - 10/26/13 04:44 PM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
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yup^, well done pipe. good for you.


Originally Posted By: Bornyo
I'm about to perform or request a search for all your [...] posts and burn them with fire.


i'm betting he shuts it down at an even 4k.
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#600891 - 10/26/13 05:57 PM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: LouCypher]
J.B.
Unregistered


Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Happy Porn Jesus, Pipe.


Originally Posted By: LouCypher
yup^, well done pipe. good for you.



Great. He's turned XPT into the fucking Special Olympics. sportswami

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#600940 - 10/27/13 08:58 AM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: ]
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Huh? Panzer was the XPT version of that Far Side student at the Midvale School for the Gifted before Pulped learned how to spell boring and pretentious.
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#601038 - 10/29/13 08:26 AM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
bogardus Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/05/12
Posts: 142
So this wacko has been Sashamutt, Mind ltd, careless, pipe dream, and PulpeD?

Why waste the time changing names and accounts?

From the looks of it, all of the posts are in that same disjointed pseudo English. I guess not being fully mastered in the language wouldn't allow for a change in writing style.

I wonder what type of every day human he is. Does he interact socially with real people? Does he meet the boys out for beers? Flirt with women?

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#601068 - 10/29/13 07:26 PM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
^it's complicated...


like this


and sometimes this



but usually this



never this though...

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#601072 - 10/29/13 08:46 PM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
Jerkules Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
Lou misses Figgs' gif bombs.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral

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#601075 - 10/29/13 08:53 PM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
Vice Admiral Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/18/08
Posts: 1574
Loc: DIEGO!
I really like that girl's outfit. I wonder where it can be purchased.

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#601091 - 10/30/13 08:59 AM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
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I can't help but like Sasha Gray.
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