19073 Members
14 Forums
40349 Topics
614156 Posts
Max Online: 639 @ 01/18/23 06:59 AM
|
|
|
#654455 - 03/27/21 07:56 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
[Re: Bluecipher]
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5092
Loc:
|
The call has apparently changed from, "Soup for Anal," to "Anal with your johnson for a Johnson&Johnson/Jansen vaccine".
From what I gather, the Lioness left Canada for sunny Burbank and LA, where dreams of Hollywood success turned to escorting and such video delights as "Grandma Goes Lesbo 3," and "Grannies in Blackland," vols. 2 and 3. At some point she even wandered on down to Mexico where her papa managed a seaside restaurant and hotel, but after many calamities, some of which have been faithfully chronicled in this digest, or thread, she made her pilgrimage back to the land from whence she came -- Ontario, Canada.
She now lives in a small burgh northwest of Toronto, has joined a church and is actively looking for a classy gent to ease her into her mid-sixties and beyond.
She seems to adore the Donald, perhaps for his "telegenic" ways and "success" in Hollywood, or because he represents the kind of classy gent she hopes to find and marry (soon). The long history of porn and erstwhile love for BBC and facials ("'twas only an act. I was acting") would definitely sour any relationship she could ever hope to have with her MAGA hero.
Once in a while she seems to get drunk and teases her faithful fan base with promises of returning to an active website with new content, or an Only fans page, or perhaps writing a memoir of her adventures and misadventures (Dana's Gambol, suggested title). The promise peters out or she returns to inform us, dear reader, that she is retired.
I believe Toronto has a high black population; it teems with immigrants from anglophone Caribbean and Africa. She could probably take a bus down to the Canada's NYC and meet some gents of the darker persuasion. With her experience taking on American parolees in all three ports, she wouldn't be facing anything new.
Edited by Bluecipher (03/27/21 07:57 PM) Edit Reason: typos
_________________________
------------------- Mild Mannered Minion ------------------- I feel the pull on the rope, let me off at the rainbow -Anyway, Genesis
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#654473 - 04/09/21 06:28 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
[Re: Bluecipher]
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5092
Loc:
|
I believe I read it somewhere, but it wasn't in the WaPO, NYT, or WSJ. It may have been here Judaism Guide
_________________________
------------------- Mild Mannered Minion ------------------- I feel the pull on the rope, let me off at the rainbow -Anyway, Genesis
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#654490 - 04/28/21 07:01 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
[Re: Bluecipher]
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5092
Loc:
|
All quiet on the Dana front. Hope the COVID virus didn't get to her.
_________________________
------------------- Mild Mannered Minion ------------------- I feel the pull on the rope, let me off at the rainbow -Anyway, Genesis
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#654494 - 05/17/21 12:27 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
[Re: Bluecipher]
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5092
Loc:
|
I could see Dana plying the roadways of Canada and the US with her 'motarhome,' bringing quick release to armies of classy gents.
For a Trumpy MAGA girl she has an open heart for India. That's endearing. But, she seems to detest Trudeau and love Doug Ford, the premier for Ontario. If Trudeau were sending out vaccines to other countries she'd probably be asking why Canada's helping all those foreigners before helping her own.
I hope Dana posts some more spicy observations!
_________________________
------------------- Mild Mannered Minion ------------------- I feel the pull on the rope, let me off at the rainbow -Anyway, Genesis
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#654495 - 05/17/21 05:30 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
[Re: Bluecipher]
|
AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/07/05
Posts: 458
Loc: Hell, or something like it
|
If Trudeau were sending out vaccines to other countries she'd probably be asking why Canada's helping all those foreigners before helping her own. I'm not sure how that wouldn't be a legitimate question and maybe the most intelligent thing that's ever come out of her mouth.
_________________________
You can’t be a pimp and a prostitute too. -some song I heard...
I'm like: 'Is it even legal to say that?' Then I realized we were grown men."
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#654496 - 05/18/21 10:12 AM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
[Re: Bluecipher]
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5092
Loc:
|
I am confident Dana will find something else to grouse about (or this thread is dead). Her FB comments are probably toned down due to the presence of fellow church acolytes in her FB friends group. She can't scare away potential lovers (60+, well endowed financially, willing to spend lavishly on a luvinlioness) with raw emotion. The church polizei might be quick to judge if she expands on the issues of free love, why people love sec, why escorting should be no big deal, etc.
_________________________
------------------- Mild Mannered Minion ------------------- I feel the pull on the rope, let me off at the rainbow -Anyway, Genesis
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#654506 - 06/17/21 07:29 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
[Re: Bluecipher]
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5092
Loc:
|
She's been lying low. Her doppelganger is back at https://twitter.com/danahayesxxxx Four x's instead of her standard three. Could it be her playing fast and loose with her religious obligations, or is this the work of an imposter?
_________________________
------------------- Mild Mannered Minion ------------------- I feel the pull on the rope, let me off at the rainbow -Anyway, Genesis
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#654520 - 07/03/21 01:42 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
[Re: Bluecipher]
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5092
Loc:
|
Well, Dana is ready to get back into the dating game - From FB, 30 June:
"I got my 2nd shot today yeah !"
Gents, the game is on.
_________________________
------------------- Mild Mannered Minion ------------------- I feel the pull on the rope, let me off at the rainbow -Anyway, Genesis
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#654521 - 07/04/21 03:10 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
[Re: Bluecipher]
|
AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/07/05
Posts: 458
Loc: Hell, or something like it
|
Well, Dana is ready to get back into the dating game - From FB, 30 June:
"I got my 2nd shot today yeah !"
Gents, the game is on. If exchanging sexual favors in return for cash equals "dating" you may well be right.
_________________________
You can’t be a pimp and a prostitute too. -some song I heard...
I'm like: 'Is it even legal to say that?' Then I realized we were grown men."
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#654546 - 09/26/21 12:21 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
[Re: Bluecipher]
|
Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3075
Loc: cleanup
|
Hey Nope? You mean this thread???
_________________________
"When you're up to your ass in alligators, it's hard to remember that you set out to drain the swamp" -- HST
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#654555 - 09/30/21 03:14 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
[Re: Bluecipher]
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5092
Loc:
|
Wait, whaaaat? Does he want to test her airworthiness?
_________________________
------------------- Mild Mannered Minion ------------------- I feel the pull on the rope, let me off at the rainbow -Anyway, Genesis
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#654562 - 10/03/21 05:07 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
[Re: Bluecipher]
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5092
Loc:
|
She played the exuberant yet butter-faced mature slut who took ships in all ports. Too bad she retired. She could have given Norma (look her up) a run for her longevity-in-porn money.
_________________________
------------------- Mild Mannered Minion ------------------- I feel the pull on the rope, let me off at the rainbow -Anyway, Genesis
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#654563 - 10/04/21 05:12 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
[Re: CharlieYup]
|
AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/07/05
Posts: 458
Loc: Hell, or something like it
|
If that woman told me she did porn I'd never believe it. Sarcasm. LOL.
Edited by Blue (10/04/21 05:13 PM)
_________________________
You can’t be a pimp and a prostitute too. -some song I heard...
I'm like: 'Is it even legal to say that?' Then I realized we were grown men."
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#654567 - 10/06/21 09:44 AM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
[Re: Bluecipher]
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5092
Loc:
|
To Lucky, valiant and indefatigable companion to the Luvinlioness. His mistress must miss him. He left too soon.
Attachments
21151199_2045982428968794_2968225023956676033_n - Copy.jpg (252 downloads)Description: Lucky, Faithful Companion
Edited by Bluecipher (10/06/21 09:45 AM)
_________________________
------------------- Mild Mannered Minion ------------------- I feel the pull on the rope, let me off at the rainbow -Anyway, Genesis
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#654576 - 10/18/21 09:26 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
[Re: Bluecipher]
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5092
Loc:
|
The Pleasurist/Luvinlioness can't work in her fields of expertise -- dance, anal, granny vs. BBC -- so she is depressed. If only Ontario would let her return to her extramural activities! Classy gents across the dominion would be able to please their puds and the Lioness could earn some pocket change.
_________________________
------------------- Mild Mannered Minion ------------------- I feel the pull on the rope, let me off at the rainbow -Anyway, Genesis
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#654577 - 10/19/21 02:33 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
[Re: Bluecipher]
|
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 07/28/07
Posts: 1130
Loc: The Mystic Knights of the Sea ...
|
Doesn't Canada, despite its current socialist/nanny state existence, have the ethos of the American Old West in its DNA? A country built on mineral/timber rights and the displacement of the indigenous people to control those same resources should seem to be tolerant of the world's oldest profession as a pressure release valve for the cowboys servicing the natural wealth of the country.
Even in Canada's current woke state, the belief is that the exploited Sex Worker is in need of state's protection based on the ongoing trafficking and abuse of said same by the pimps, madams, Coyotes, and Snakeheads importing foreigners and subjugating domestics into the sex trade. Allow the independent Sex Worker security and success, would be the progressive response from the progressive Canadians.
Why can't the Luvinlioness be left alone to ply the trade of providing delightful companionship to classy gentlemen? One would think that it would be tolerated or even encouraged in today's environment.
Her critical error (in a lifetime of making critical errors) was asking for a lifeline from an evangelical church.
As Milton Friedman lectured many times: there is no free lunch and in her case, no free housing. They expect conformation to their ways and values and to be up an upstanding member of their flock in actions and deeds. Now that her life has stabilized concerning her living conditions she appears to be chafing at the expectations and restraints of her new "friends".
This reminds me of the scene in The Hurt Locker when the Jeremy Renner character is back to his regular life with the ex-wife and child. He is in the grocery store becoming very distressed by the safe normalcy of the environment, jonesing for the action of disarming IEDs in Iraq. The Luvinlioness is jonesing for the action of classy gentleman and ex-con negro penises.
_________________________
"I'm a minor character in my own story", Steve Coogan as Tony Wilson in 24 Hour Party People
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#654580 - 10/20/21 03:03 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
[Re: Bluecipher]
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5092
Loc:
|
Kingfish gets to the nub of the matter, Dana's dependence, real or perceived, on her church. If she started receiving gentleman callers at her apartment, she'd probably get flagged by the church ladies who help her along and provide friendship and social assistance. Likewise if she deserts the church and strikes out on her own and returns to the ways of carnal sin. If she finds employment in retail, were the employer may not be interested in a detailed background check, she'll be free from the church's prying eyes; she might meet/meat a wider group of people and find the elusive classy gent she pines for.
I'm surprised no local rag has done a story on her Toronto roots, infamous career, fall from porn grace, retreat to Canada, painful rehabilitation, and ultimate surrender to Baby Jesus and his local representatives at Compass Community Church.
_________________________
------------------- Mild Mannered Minion ------------------- I feel the pull on the rope, let me off at the rainbow -Anyway, Genesis
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#654587 - 10/23/21 08:26 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
[Re: Bluecipher]
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5092
Loc:
|
She probably does have a minder assigned to her. If the dating scene goes well she might be able to escape to Toronto or a larger provincial town for some R&R, at least with one gent at a time.
_________________________
------------------- Mild Mannered Minion ------------------- I feel the pull on the rope, let me off at the rainbow -Anyway, Genesis
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#654589 - 10/25/21 08:58 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
[Re: Bluecipher]
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5092
Loc:
|
That sweet old hen needs a rooster to visit her.
_________________________
------------------- Mild Mannered Minion ------------------- I feel the pull on the rope, let me off at the rainbow -Anyway, Genesis
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#654612 - 11/05/21 05:27 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
[Re: Bluecipher]
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5092
Loc:
|
She's been hacked!!!
"My Facebook is broken .All I can see is front page."
No more dating on FB, I guess.
_________________________
------------------- Mild Mannered Minion ------------------- I feel the pull on the rope, let me off at the rainbow -Anyway, Genesis
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#654674 - 12/10/21 04:35 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
[Re: Max Rhino]
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5092
Loc:
|
^^ The thread has come full circle.
_________________________
------------------- Mild Mannered Minion ------------------- I feel the pull on the rope, let me off at the rainbow -Anyway, Genesis
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#654675 - 12/11/21 06:34 AM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
[Re: Max Rhino]
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
|
Chuck Parks once let Dana use his cell phone.
"If anyone knows chuck parks an engineer at Space X in Southern ca. Please let him know I need to thank him for saving my life."
This statement prompts these questions in my mind: 1. Does Chuck Parks want to be thanked for saving Dana's life? 2. Did Chuck Parks not intend to save Dana's life, to wit: 2a. Maybe Chuck Parks was saving himself, or 2b. Maybe Chuck Parks was saving Lucky, both of which make saving Dana a collateral act. 3. Would Chuck Parks approve of Dana's porno scenes? Would he express scorn for her cavorting with so many black men? Or would be understand the situational ethics involved, and be moved by Dana's insistence that these men only insert the tip of their penii inside her? 4. Did Chuck Parks, in fact, "save" Dana? I'm thinking of the deconstruction of "save" and all the ways one could interpret the wide illocutionary force of such a word. 5. Could Chuck Parks have done more? Would he have donated a share of TSLA, which no doubt a SpaceX employee would have available as a discount back in 2015 or so?
Attachments
Screenshot.png (105 downloads)
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#654676 - 12/11/21 10:47 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
[Re: Bluecipher]
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5092
Loc:
|
The Luvinlioness will never give up her secrets. It's possible Chuck Parks was just a civilian at the right place at the right time. I'm intrigued as to the nature of their meeting; there are no coincidences in this universe. Was she drinking coffee at a McD's, waiting for a trucker to ask for a ride on her caboose, was her Merc on the fritz in the heat of a Palm Springs summer morning? Did Chuck become a classy gent caller once they met? Could it be she really met Chuck Palahniuk, got the surname wrong, and Chuck is now writing a brutally bare, white-hot novel about their accidental meeting?
_________________________
------------------- Mild Mannered Minion ------------------- I feel the pull on the rope, let me off at the rainbow -Anyway, Genesis
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#654682 - 12/13/21 03:39 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
[Re: Max Rhino]
|
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 07/28/07
Posts: 1130
Loc: The Mystic Knights of the Sea ...
|
Talk about no good deed goes unpunished. Did she shout him out as the Luvinlioness or with her legitimate name? If she did as the Luvinlioness, talk about potentially uncomfortable lunch discussions and gossip with one's fellow coworkers. I mean if she was a really hot and young porn whore, then yeah that could be defended from a position of strength, but with someone probably his grandma's age, ouch. Imagine the shit he will catch if the very easy-to-connect dots are connected. My neighbor works at SpaceX in LA in high power radio telemetry and communications. Not sure how I'd be able to ask if he knows Chuck Parks without some 'splaining on my end though Maybe this Chuck character has this info on his Linkedin profile, so you don't have to ask your friend. On another note, what is the over/under on the Luvinlioness dipping her toe into the trendy non-binary bullshit that is infecting our world? That would be a currently --unfortunately-- socially acceptable way for this lazy attention whore to get some new attention. I am sure her Christian friends wouldn't approve and might toss her to the wolves or maybe she is too old to brook such nonsense. I want that Overton window moved back to the 1980s.
_________________________
"I'm a minor character in my own story", Steve Coogan as Tony Wilson in 24 Hour Party People
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#654684 - 12/13/21 05:32 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
[Re: Bluecipher]
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5092
Loc:
|
"...I am looking for a Charles ( Chuck ) Parks ...He did something for me that literally saved my life..5 years ago."
Could it be he helped fix the car that took her back to Canada?
_________________________
------------------- Mild Mannered Minion ------------------- I feel the pull on the rope, let me off at the rainbow -Anyway, Genesis
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
1 registered (Kingfish),
183
Guests and
4
Spiders online. |
Key:
Admin,
Global Mod,
Mod
|
|
|