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Germany thinks Manwin is evading taxes. Fabian is in Protective custody. Think the Germans will put his nuts in a vice and get him to flip on his backers?

In related news, Mike South just jizzed in his pants.

Even if the current owners are imprisoned, a new ownership will inherit the empire. Brazzers and tube sites are here to stay. Mike South is grasping at straws.

^ Like always.

I'm not a fancy lawyer but did anyone else notice that the arrest warrant was signed in Cologne? This doesn't smell right.

Brandon's upset because he couldn't get arrested if he tried.

I successfully defended my 2010 charge of being an industry nuisance.

And before that he had years of probably smelly discharge going for him. The slerp and the karma - a volatile love affair.

We surveyed 100 random whores that Brandon has "performed" with in the past 2 years and asked them what phrase they heard or spoke at their shoot. whores survey

1. 63 "This doesn't smell right" (after getting jizzed in the face)
2. 16 "Yellow is the new white" (after getting jizzed in the face)
3. 12 "Excuse me while I take a shit" (after getting jizzed in the face)
4. 9 "Arn't those the same Blankets"(after getting jizzed in the face)

We surveyed 100 industry people about Nathanial Mayweather.
100 replied, "Who?"

You could have surveyed a hundred thousand and gotten the same response.

The point is, at least Fabian aspired to be the biggest and best at something.

Anybody else ever think that "Brandon Iron" sounds like some 70's Rockford Files Knock of?

Here is a gift Brandon..

Porn Parodies are all the rage now. I suggest you construct a monthly porn parody of the Rockford Files (the Iron Files) and make yourself some money. It will be easy just watch all the shows and nick the stories.

You're welcome.

I re-shot the complete 7 season series starring Brett Rockman and called it The Rockman Files. Do you have any idea what a 1977 Firebird costs?? All my content was stolen by Manwin and the series died an ignominious death. I had a crap lawyer who sued Manwin but asked for the boneheaded injunctive relief of having their tubes tied. I still owe my lawyer $120,000.

Brandon was doing porn parody when you were still taking the morning bus to school. Remember the snake attack clip?
Many would say Brandon's entire career is porn parody. In fact the words: Brandon Iron/Porn Parody is already redundant. (Sorry BI, the Friar's Roast copy just wrote itself)

Can't talk now. I'm driving to LAX to fly to europe and bail him out. If there is one thing I've learned in this business, people who rip you off have a heart of gold.