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#385650 - 09/02/09 01:30 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
YoungMoney Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 07/14/09 Posts: 101	I asked Gia...not you fag.
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#385651 - 09/02/09 01:37 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
RyanKnox Broccoli Buy Piss Mop Chronic Masturbator Registered: 10/25/05 Posts: 1802 Loc: Getting pissed on	Gia. Now that your almost 40 do you think it may be time to step back into the Shame Game? What with all the Cougar stuff being shot lately..
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#385652 - 09/02/09 02:05 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
Dean Wormer Pervert Registered: 08/05/05 Posts: 2116 Loc: Faber College	Ryan. Now that you're almost hard do you think it may be time to call a producer and let them know that in about five hours you will actually have a woody? _________________________ It was a wonderful community with some very enjoyable members. But the vast majority were like German housewives circa 1943 prenteding that horrib;le smell wafting through their open windowsd was just the neighbors having a cookout..--Windsock
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#385653 - 09/02/09 04:52 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
Nathanial Mayweather Gay For Pay Registered: 08/30/07 Posts: 1045 Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...	I have to say Gia, your psyche is beyond fascinating. Here you have made a living off of your look for years yet are still dissatisfied with it. I understand its a burden most women feel, a societal deficiency. So, your poor body image stems from societal pressures and the fact that your antiquated perceived somatotype isn't ideal? Again beyond fascinating. Before I broach another Inappropriate/grasp of the obvious question, I have to ask that you do know that that line of thinking has been shot to hell for many years? Its tard Eugenics. Look at pictures of concentration camp victims from WWII, famine victims, or any other undernourished body; they are all "Ectomorphic". Just Sayn. You can be FIT, healthy, and have a round ass and solid legs Gia. Back the the Thread Topic. So from what I gather you watched porn in your adolescent years out of curiosity and pleasure. However you weren't brave enough to earn a living at sex work until 24. So were you closet slut from the ages of say 14-24? What breakthrough did you have that allowed you to openly display your slutty-ness? When you were a closet slut, did you ever do anything like take a break during work to go diddle yourself in the restroom?
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#385654 - 09/02/09 04:57 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
YoungMoney Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 07/14/09 Posts: 101	Gia has a poor body image because she wishes she was really white!
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#385655 - 09/02/09 05:08 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
Smokey Internet Tough Guy Registered: 11/22/08 Posts: 857 Loc: Northeast US	Quote: Gia has a poor body image because she wishes she was really white! So not only did the girl of your dreams (who you no doubt never had the nuts to actually talk to, rather you just shot her creepy glances and left anonymous stolen poetry in her locker) leave your po-dunk town to go do porn, she also fucked black guys. That's the only explanation for your alt-itude towards pw's and now, evidently, non-whites. _________________________ You just want to do a scene with me, so I'll make you look straight. - Gia Jordan to Stevie Why?
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#385656 - 09/02/09 05:09 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
Big Red AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 02/17/09 Posts: 469 Loc: In the Slums of Jersey	Quote: Gia has a poor body image because she wishes she was really white! She's a Caucasoid, the caucasian belt runs all the way into India. Regardless that ass shot with the chair, I wouldn't care if she was a Martian thats Hot _________________________ "After all is said and done, more is said than done."
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#385657 - 09/02/09 05:20 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
YoungMoney Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 07/14/09 Posts: 101	I know that she is considered caucasion, but she isn't "white" and most people would not view her as such.
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#385658 - 09/02/09 05:24 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Quote: I know that she is considered caucasion, but she isn't "white" and most people would not view her as such. Most people don't view her as white, they view her as hot. But there is room for your opinion too.
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#385659 - 09/02/09 05:26 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
YoungMoney Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 07/14/09 Posts: 101	Oh I think she is hot too, but I would need a hazmat suit to hit that or a complete battery of current STD tests.
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#385660 - 09/02/09 05:28 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
wannacorndog Human Garbage Registered: 03/14/08 Posts: 1613 Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky	Quote: I asked Gia...not you fag. Just because you thought my dick tasted funny doesn't mean I am gay _________________________ Being Canadian is not a disease. It just feels like one. TUP
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#385661 - 09/02/09 05:30 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Quote: Oh I think she is hot too, but I would need a hazmat suit to hit that or a complete battery of current STD tests. For you? I'd imagine she would insist. Listen I've talked to her through a PM and she said she would let you touch her hair if promised to go away. Deal?
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#385662 - 09/02/09 05:43 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
YoungMoney Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 07/14/09 Posts: 101	Funny. If I was gonna crush on a woman I've never met it would not be a former prostitute.
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#385663 - 09/02/09 05:49 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Quote: Funny. If I was gonna crush on a woman I've never met it would not be a former prostitute. What, she has to be actively swallowing seed from ex-convicts for you to be turned on? Oh no, that's not gay at all.
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#385664 - 09/02/09 05:54 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
YoungMoney Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 07/14/09 Posts: 101	Good job twisting my words. The fact that she was ever a prostitute makes her undateable. Of course some men don't minds their ladies being hos.
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#385665 - 09/02/09 06:01 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Quote: Good job twisting my words. The fact that she was ever a prostitute makes her undateable. Of course some men don't minds their ladies being hos. They're all whores and that's a really insecure attitude. Just because the whores you've hired have laughed at your penis size doesn't mean Gia would. OK she probably would too.
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#385666 - 09/02/09 06:04 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
YoungMoney Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 07/14/09 Posts: 101	I only date Christian women. Not loose moral whores.
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#385667 - 09/02/09 06:08 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Quote: I only date Christians women. Not loose moral whores. Um, you know, a lot those girls aren't really girls. C3X likes to mix things up. Why am I not surprised by your statement?
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#385668 - 09/02/09 06:17 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
Dick Dastardly Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/06 Posts: 4470	Quote: I only date Christian women. Not loose moral whores. Hey guy, Christian may take she-cock up his Hershey Highway, and he might fuck trannies, but I didn't think him to be female in the least. You, on the other hand, I think you're a homo. _________________________ Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#385669 - 09/02/09 06:26 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
YoungMoney Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 07/14/09 Posts: 101	So we all keep calling each other fags or you bitches can stay on topic.
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#385670 - 09/02/09 06:32 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Quote: So we all keep calling each other fags or you bitches can stay on topic. Wrong Nancy. The topic is now: why you are such cum sucking little tool. I suspect it's because your mother ate the shit from hobo ass. Is that where your hatred for whores started?
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#385671 - 09/02/09 06:35 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
YoungMoney Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 07/14/09 Posts: 101	Momma jokes and fag jokes. Is that all you losers have?
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#385672 - 09/02/09 06:39 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Quote: Momma jokes and fag jokes. Is that all you losers have? I have your throat under my boot. What do you have, besides a butthole blown out by a fire hydrant?
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#385673 - 09/02/09 06:54 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
YoungMoney Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 07/14/09 Posts: 101	Have2suckit...go get some dick and release that frustration.
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#385674 - 09/02/09 06:57 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	I once expressed regret that, back in the late 90s thru 2003 when i was prancing every week from L.A. to Vegas to San Fran to Vegas to L.A., I never ran into Jia Gordan in all my strip club visits. Of course, I wouldnt have known who she was back then, nor would my mind be so throughly corrupted and bent from having watched her set the gold standard for cum gobbling debauchery, but it would have been interesting nonetheless getting to know this non-boring, edgy whore. She claims she never slept with clients, whuch I tend to believe for the most part, but back then I also loved a challenge....but just imagine, My avatar represents ME looking for relief from Vegas Sunday Night Boredom (and NO, in this picture, I am not wheeling through Vegas desperately looking for a Honeymooning HOLLY Randall and her royal husband) I roll into one of the dens of iniquity, spot Miss Gian Jergens in her stunningly slutty hott outfit, politely insert several bills into her garter, and whisk her away to the darkest corner or booth or VIPenis room. I can only imagine what a nude gia would feel like in my lap... _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#385675 - 09/02/09 07:01 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Quote: Have2suckit...go get some dick and release that frustration. My only frustration in this world is that there are mouth breathing faggots like you here. You give homosexuals a bad name. But if that's all you got, don't let me keep you from failing publicly for everyone's enjoyment.
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#385676 - 09/02/09 08:04 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
Nathanial Mayweather Gay For Pay Registered: 08/30/07 Posts: 1045 Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...	Hey burg. WHy not set Gia up with a condo in LA quid pro quo relationship? I remember you saying that you are recession proof. Shit has hit the fan. Real estate in LA has taken a dive. I'm thininking she would go for that for a couple of years. Isn't that worth 900k?
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#385677 - 09/02/09 08:16 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Quote: Hey burg. WHy not set Gia up with a condo in LA quid pro quo relationship? I remember you saying that you are recession proof. Shit has hit the fan. Real estate in LA has taken a dive. I'm thininking she would go for that for a couple of years. Isn't that worth 900k? Why not let Gia take care of herself like she has done all of her adult life? Why do people like you think that every woman needs a sugar daddy? What does that say about your psyche?
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#385678 - 09/02/09 08:35 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
Dick Dastardly Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/06 Posts: 4470	I don't think they need one, I think most of them want one, however. _________________________ Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#385679 - 09/02/09 10:34 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Quote: I only date Christian women. Not loose moral whores. Here's a good Christian woman for you. You can fit in sideways and curl up in a fetal position, to shield yourself from my Louboutins kicking you from the outiside. Attachments 436173-duggarpregnantagain.jpg (10 downloads) _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#385680 - 09/02/09 11:31 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	I fucking HATE THE DUGGARS!!! what number are they on now??? 20 + ??? Being pregnant once or thrice is kinda nasty, but being pregnant more than 20 times by your early 40's has got to be the nastiest thing ever and must have wrecked and re-wrecked her shit inside and out. Who would want to fuck that. _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#385681 - 09/02/09 11:37 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	19. This angers me more than you have any idea. They are fucking up the planet and pimping their sheltered children and their ruined lives on a reality show. God called. He wants y'all on birth control. Or tie your fucking tubes. Whatever it takes. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#385682 - 09/03/09 12:02 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
Nathanial Mayweather Gay For Pay Registered: 08/30/07 Posts: 1045 Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...	Quote: Quote: Hey burg. WHy not set Gia up with a condo in LA quid pro quo relationship? I remember you saying that you are recession proof. Shit has hit the fan. Real estate in LA has taken a dive. I'm thininking she would go for that for a couple of years. Isn't that worth 900k? Why not let Gia take care of herself like she has done all of her adult life? Why do people like you think that every woman needs a sugar daddy? What does that say about your psyche? Hey dude she is getting up there, though well preserved she needs to stake claim to her forty acres and a mule before its to late. Maybe she can get a decent pair o shoes. Na what I mean G.
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#385683 - 09/03/09 05:09 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Quote: Hey dude she is getting up there, though well preserved she needs to stake claim to her forty acres and a mule before its to late. Maybe she can get a decent pair o shoes. Na what I mean G. You still didn't answer the question though. What does that say about your psyche? You know, this over powering need to learn the details of whore life in a sad attempt to feel better about your own miserable and worthless existence.
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#385684 - 09/03/09 06:35 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
the unknown pervert Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/07 Posts: 5186 Loc: Joshua Tree National Park	Quote: Quote: I only date Christian women. Not loose moral whores. Here's a good Christian woman for you. You can fit in sideways and curl up in a fetal position, to shield yourself from my Louboutins kicking you from the outiside. Give them seven or eight years and they will be winning the Little League World Series. _________________________ I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
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#385685 - 09/03/09 06:47 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
Nathanial Mayweather Gay For Pay Registered: 08/30/07 Posts: 1045 Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...	Oh I forget your the gia Fan boy....I didn't start the thread... Hey go fuck yourself Ever heard of the pot calling the kettle balck you have how many post in this forum over how many years? Get bent
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#385686 - 09/03/09 07:15 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Quote: Oh I forget your the gia Fan boy....I didn't start the thread... Hey go fuck yourself Ever heard of the pot calling the kettle balck you have how many post in this forum over how many years? Get bent Oh I'm bent alright, but, unlike you I don't feel the need to verbally beat women up in order to feel good about myself.
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#385687 - 09/03/09 07:22 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
Nathanial Mayweather Gay For Pay Registered: 08/30/07 Posts: 1045 Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...	What have I written that has Verbally beat up on Gia? She has answered my questions and Given insight that you lame ass posters haven't gotten out of her in years of posting your lustful comments.. You must have me confused with that money guy... or you are retarded...
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#385688 - 09/03/09 08:26 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Quote: What have I written that has Verbally beat up on Gia? She has answered my questions and Given insight that you lame ass posters haven't gotten out of her in years of posting your lustful comments.. You must have me confused with that money guy... or you are retarded... You keep harping on about her publicly admitted eating disorder. That's an attack, tard. Or are you pleading stupidity and ignorance on that front too? Yeah, those are real sly questions you have us all fooled by asking what you already know. My douchedar has been locked and tracking you here since the beginning.
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#385689 - 09/03/09 08:34 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
backdoorman Porn Jesus Registered: 09/01/08 Posts: 9782 Loc: Hillbilly Holler	Fuck this ! Hey G you been gettin' any ? _________________________ I may not know arse but I know what I like !
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#385690 - 09/03/09 08:38 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Quote: What have I written that has Verbally beat up on Gia? She has answered my questions and Given insight that you lame ass posters haven't gotten out of her in years of posting your lustful comments.. You must have me confused with that money guy... or you are retarded... Plenty of posters have asked me insightful questions. They just got them out of the way in the 3 or 4 years that I've been here on the board. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#385691 - 09/03/09 08:42 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Quote: Quote: What have I written that has Verbally beat up on Gia? She has answered my questions and Given insight that you lame ass posters haven't gotten out of her in years of posting your lustful comments.. You must have me confused with that money guy... or you are retarded... You keep harping on about her publicly admitted eating disorder. That's an attack, tard. Or are you pleading stupidity and ignorance on that front too? Yeah, those are real sly questions you have us all fooled by asking what you already know. My douchedar has been locked and tracking you here since the beginning. Nathaniel is trying to figure out why would someone with a history of eating disorders be in a profession where their body is scrutinized. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#385692 - 09/03/09 08:43 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Quote: Fuck this ! Hey G you been gettin' any ? No. Unless you count myself. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#385693 - 09/03/09 08:44 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
backdoorman Porn Jesus Registered: 09/01/08 Posts: 9782 Loc: Hillbilly Holler	I can relate. I'm the best I ever had. _________________________ I may not know arse but I know what I like !
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#385694 - 09/03/09 08:51 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Quote: Oh I forget your the gia Fan boy....I didn't start the thread... Hey go fuck yourself Ever heard of the pot calling the kettle balck you have how many post in this forum over how many years? Get bent 65% of those threads were have2cit thinning out the herd. Attachments 436303-11kill-bb.jpg (7 downloads) _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#385695 - 09/03/09 02:01 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
RyanKnox Broccoli Buy Piss Mop Chronic Masturbator Registered: 10/25/05 Posts: 1802 Loc: Getting pissed on	Quote: Gia has a poor body image because she wishes she was really white! Not to mention her Proportionate Dwarfism.
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#385696 - 09/03/09 02:03 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
RyanKnox Broccoli Buy Piss Mop Chronic Masturbator Registered: 10/25/05 Posts: 1802 Loc: Getting pissed on	Quote: Ryan. Now that you're almost hard do you think it may be time to call a producer and let them know that in about five hours you will actually have a woody? Why? You looking for some bottom work?
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#385697 - 09/03/09 02:03 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Quote: Quote: Gia has a poor body image because she wishes she was really white! Not to mention her Proportionate Dwarfism. Do tell shrinky dink... _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#385698 - 09/03/09 02:04 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
Max Rhino Internet Tough Guy Registered: 05/09/06 Posts: 863 Loc: Doony's Tiki Boat	Quote: Quote: Gia has a poor body image because she wishes she was really white! Not to mention her Proportionate Dwarfism. Speaking of dwarfism, you might want to watch one of your own vids and take a close look at what little you actually bring to the porn table. _________________________ [AWOP troll]^Chicken shit un-American hippie faggot! ^ [/AWOP troll] -- charin
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#385699 - 09/03/09 02:08 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
RyanKnox Broccoli Buy Piss Mop Chronic Masturbator Registered: 10/25/05 Posts: 1802 Loc: Getting pissed on	Oh God no, have you seen my work? Let's keep this thread about Gia, Capt. Awesemo.
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