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#386067 - 07/16/10 01:59 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
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Come on. As skinny as Gia is, she probably can't remember her last period. All this baby talk is more pervert pipe dreams.
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#386068 - 07/16/10 03:12 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
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Also, getting Gia pregnant would require Knox to get an erection first.
In order to get that I'll first need to fish hook you. Then use your face to wipe my ass while huffing freon but we can get'er done..
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#386072 - 07/17/10 08:56 PM
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Quit giving him attention. Quit seeing him around.
Problem solved.
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#386073 - 07/19/10 10:50 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/01/09
Posts: 314
Loc: Screwing your sister
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That's nice to hear these days. Not enough of you romantic types left.
Don't let these misogynistic women-haters speak for all of us Gia.
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#386075 - 07/20/10 02:18 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/01/09
Posts: 314
Loc: Screwing your sister
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That's nice to hear these days. Not enough of you romantic types left.
Don't let these misogynistic women-haters speak for all of us Gia.
Dude, She is totally going to want to date you now and make slow passionate love to you. She has seen what is really important and its not cock size or wallet size but the size of your big heart. Just kidding, you are a faggot.
Actually, I am quite heterosexual! And while we are discussing inappropriate questions, I have a dilemma that I will pose as a question to the most lovely queen of XXXPornTalk herself...
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#386076 - 07/20/10 02:24 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/01/09
Posts: 314
Loc: Screwing your sister
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After all, it does concern her, so here it goes: Gia, it seems that every time I see you or think of you I instantly get hard, music starts playing and funny things happen inside of me! I just don't know what to make of it. What do you think? 
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#386077 - 07/20/10 02:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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Perverted said:
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Actually, I am quite heterosexual! And while we are discussing inappropriate questions, I have a dilemma that I will pose as a question to the most lovely queen of XXXPornTalk herself...
This is a poster who has missed the point. Learn from this.
This is a posting that says "hey assholes I am better than you because I respect women. I will also be sending a PM to Gia Jordan (omg wtf holy shit!- Zeus God of Thunder!!!) I hope she actually reads it!".
You got called a faggot not because anyone thinks you are actually a homosexual. We just think that you suck.
EDIT: Is this a real poster? Who would even bother shilling an alt who is so lame?
Edited by conquistador (07/20/10 02:31 PM)
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#386079 - 07/20/10 02:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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I was calling you a douche bag.
Gia may be receptive to this behavior, I have no idea. But it is funny to see anyone kissing Gia's ass in public.
I missed the part of my own post that talked about hating women, can you quote it specifically please? You are also welcome to use any post from the archive where I talk about hating women.
Go for it. Seriously. I bet a few regular posters would love to see how I hate women. Post your findings.
Or don't and stop posting.
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#386080 - 07/20/10 02:44 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/01/09
Posts: 314
Loc: Screwing your sister
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I missed the part of my post that talked about hating women, can you quote it specifically please?
You and your fellow posters conduct on this board speaks for itself!
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#386081 - 07/20/10 02:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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What does that mean? You have nothing entertaining to post?
You can get accepted at pretty much any board if you don't act like a tool.
Guess you didn't find any woman hating quotes yet?
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#386082 - 07/20/10 04:47 PM
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Gag Factor Guru
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Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
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#386083 - 07/20/10 05:33 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/19/07
Posts: 510
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I missed the part of my post that talked about hating women, can you quote it specifically please?
You and your fellow posters conduct on this board speaks for itself!
I don't lurk around this board for puppy dogs and ice cream! I think most of the other posters would agree its more fun to see what kind of atrocious scenarios we can think up, and Gia is Sweet enough to respond to such degradation with utmost delight. 
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#386085 - 07/20/10 09:03 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/01/09
Posts: 314
Loc: Screwing your sister
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There's a learning curve for fitting in on this board. Obviously this generic fanboy still has a long way to go.
I didn't think that you morons would be intelligent enough to understand my posts, so never mind anyhow!
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#386088 - 07/21/10 05:02 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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Take your act to ADT. The shit you post would fit right in over there. You don't and will never understand XPT culture.
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#386089 - 07/21/10 02:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
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I tried to kiss her ass in private. It led nowhere.
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#386091 - 07/21/10 09:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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@Perverted Awwww...you are much hearted and thank you for liking me and my scenes. But really, you need to get the feel of this board before you rush to conclusions. Stick around, grow some balls, and clutch them with a drenched hand while you jack off to me.
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#386094 - 07/22/10 02:25 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
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So, I was talking to an old friend of mine I hadn't talked to in a while. The subject of strip clubs and strippers came up. He claimed that going to titty bars had really lost it's appeal for him, so he has taken up trying to make a girl who is dancing for him feel as uncomfortable as possible.
Anyways my question is, being a former stripper yourself, how would you react in theses situations.
A. While lapdancing for a guy, he whispers in your ear, "God, I want to fuck you in holes you don't even have yet."
B. You ask a fellow for a dance and he says, "Yes, but before we do, I have one question. Is this what you really wanted to do with your life?"
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#386095 - 07/22/10 02:52 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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Back in my doper days I got kicked out of a strip club on a week night for telling a new girl that I'd buy a lap dance from her because she looked just like my little sister. She broke down into big heaving sobs.
I don't have a sister. I'm an only child.
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#386096 - 07/22/10 04:53 PM
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You should go back and say she looks like your daughter/stepdaughter/niece etc.
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#386097 - 07/22/10 04:54 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
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B. You ask a fellow for a dance and he says, "Yes, but before we do, I have one question. Is this what you really wanted to do with your life?"
Deep.
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#386099 - 07/22/10 05:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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When was the last time (in real, NON-porn life) you allowed a guy to jerk off into your mouth in essentially the same fashion depicted in your scenes? Prior to doing porn, had you ever allowed a guy to do this?
[evil burgness]Does this board realize that even now, through these types of threads and posts, we are USING Gia for our sick, vicarious, filthy pleasure? She is using us too, that is how these things work, but there is only one Baby G, but hundreds of us swinging dicks, all mentally visualizing, and vertically stimulating our gonads, to Gia's posts and pictures and vids etc etc etc. This either makes gia sick, or somewhat horny and amused. I prefer to believe horny{/evil burgness]
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#386100 - 07/22/10 05:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Oh yeah, Baby G definitely digs it.
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#386101 - 07/22/10 10:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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When was the last time (in real, NON-porn life) you allowed a guy to jerk off into your mouth in essentially the same fashion depicted in your scenes? Prior to doing porn, had you ever allowed a guy to do this?
My last relationship. 2 years ago. (no, he was not a porn person) I'm really into safe sex; thus I'd have to be in a monogamous/committed relationship to indulge in him fully like that.
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[evil burgness]Does this board realize that even now, through these types of threads and posts, we are USING Gia for our sick, vicarious, filthy pleasure? She is using us too, that is how these things work, but there is only one Baby G, but hundreds of us swinging dicks, all mentally visualizing, and vertically stimulating our gonads, to Gia's posts and pictures and vids etc etc etc. This either makes gia sick, or somewhat horny and amused. I prefer to believe horny{/evil burgness]
All of the above except sick.
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#386103 - 07/23/10 01:35 AM
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Registered: 10/02/08
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I tried to kiss her ass in private. It led nowhere.
seriously. like an idiot i once sent her a $100 starbucks giftcard, and nothing, never heard back. figured i'd get a bit more creative, rolled over for a 1-year papaya of the month club. that got me a phone number, no real name but a number, thought i'd play it cool and wait a few days to call. my mind flooded with possibilities. around 90 seconds later i began dialing, voicemail. dialed again, voicemail. on the third try she picked up, i said who i was, what I heard next could only be described as a cell phone being thrown from a moving car.
i'll degrade myself sharing this now because fuck her and i'm past it, i've resigned to the fact she's most comfortable doing the pursuing anyway, like a god damn viper, don't call us we'll call you. ultimately i miss the caveman days, it was easier just pulling the females in a cave and utilizing their best qualities, back before mace.
God gets his kicks watching us sweat like a priest in a whorehouse over things we really want and he'll never give us. I know this now.
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#386104 - 07/23/10 01:44 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
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LOLZY. There's a guy in Chicago who sends me Sbux gift cards all the time and I always send him thank you emails and pics.
...and if anyone really knows me (ahem...chilledstoli, my girl, quit lurking), they know I hate being the pursuer.
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#386105 - 07/23/10 08:19 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
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Re. ^^^^^ I have never, ever EVER met a woman, professional whore or civilian whore, who didnt WANT something (or NEED in the case of Hoes who are in love with pills) before I even wheeled up behind their ass and gently bumped their achilles tendon with my footrests and said hello.... Even the few long term "conventional" relationships I have had, each woman essentially predicated the relationship on my ability to deliver whatever it was she required to actually be in the relationship with moi...I think i already posted somewhere a long time ago about the short relationship I had with the infamous "travelocity whore", who wouldnt gobble my cum unless we were planning a fucking trip somewhere....which at the time was fine with me since I was flying twice a week on Southwest Airlines for my job, up and down the west coast from San Diego to Seattle; I must have earned at least one free roundtrip a month back then, and that was during the "friends fly free" phase, so Miss Travelocity Whore, R.N. was happy as a clam. (Throck martins Whore: She was a nursey nurse at Hoag, hence my references to that hotbed of healing and hoes) Things fell apart for a variety of reasons, but one of them was due to my refusal to book a flight to Vancouver on Alaska Airlines, first class. No fucking way was I paying for first class when the amount of money would have bought me 7-8 hours with reasonably hot stripper whores, the travelocity whore's skill at extended cumplay just wasnt that fucking mesmerizing 
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#386108 - 07/23/10 10:07 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
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I tried to kiss her ass in private. It led nowhere.
seriously. like an idiot i once sent her a $100 starbucks giftcard, and nothing, never heard back. figured i'd get a bit more creative, rolled over for a 1-year papaya of the month club. that got me a phone number, no real name but a number, thought i'd play it cool and wait a few days to call. my mind flooded with possibilities. around 90 seconds later i began dialing, voicemail. dialed again, voicemail. on the third try she picked up, i said who i was, what I heard next could only be described as a cell phone being thrown from a moving car.
i'll degrade myself sharing this now because fuck her and i'm past it, i've resigned to the fact she's most comfortable doing the pursuing anyway, like a god damn viper, don't call us we'll call you. ultimately i miss the caveman days, it was easier just pulling the females in a cave and utilizing their best qualities, back before mace.
God gets his kicks watching us sweat like a priest in a whorehouse over things we really want and he'll never give us. I know this now.
Wow, that sucks. Either you reek of creeper or G has changed. From the conversations I've had, she's a cool ass chick, much like the one on the board. Always answered my calls, called me, texted back like a champ. Couldn't tell you what her voicemail sounds like. Haven't called her since my quickie marriage, but that is probably mostly out of shame because at times I suck at life.
Go ahead and fix that last sentance, whoever is the funny one.
G may be high maintenance, that I couldn't tell you, but if I ever get a divorce (it's inevitable) I'll be groveling at the feet of Ms. G for an audience. Just hope I didn't miss my chance! Wait, I'm married? FUCK!!
Still not used to that. Sorry, carry on! 
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#386111 - 07/24/10 10:37 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
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Loc: Northeast US
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Havent talked to either twin since before they moved to PA, if they did end up moving there.
And, sorry for the unsober posting last night. I'll leave em up, but, whooooosh
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#386113 - 07/24/10 03:45 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
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I swear she could cause a divorce. I got a couple suprise shots out of the blue via crackberry today. Welcomed sights...
I left out the pic of her naked with "Haha Mark J" written on her stomach in white truffle sauce. Chocolate is so banal. As per Ms J
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#386115 - 07/24/10 03:59 PM
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Gia needs an enema. 
Sulfuric acid thru a firehose.
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