This is gonna be a great thread.

Oh. And he's a fucking pussy.

You now officially belong to me. I'll store you in the back of the shop behind my weedeater.

Oh really you fucking pussy.

Oh shit. I thought I'd at least be banned by now? What the fuck happened here? Looks like Bornyo is too much of a fucking pussy to do it.

Why would I ban you?

I already told you your place. You're chattel and will always be chattel and you accept it. All your miserable life. It would really suck to be you.

Oh it would suck to be me? You don't know me. lol.

You're a fucking joke mod on a joke board.

And yet...?

Arrogant motherfucker.

Great, now I feel like I'm stuck with this dumb-ass hick on this board.

You're toast.

Folks, this meltdown brought to you by...

You suck. Snore.

Toast nothing bitch. This shit fun.

I'm gonna watch you guzzle a cumfart, nigga.

oh my...

Lou, I think it's time to ask the question again:

Bornyo's hero:

Still waiting to become toast. I have an idea for a new avatar.

I don't know Meat. You make them sneakers your new avatar, and it is only going to lead to more people seeing them. I don't know if that is a good thing.

Bornyo keeps tellin me to try and help you, and I don't know what to tell ya. After 500 posts, you should know the place and don't need training wheels. My only advice is don't shit up every thread with the nonsense. Keep it to one or 2 threads.

I know this place pretty well. I've come to the conclusion Bornyo is a pretentious, dumb hick. I flat out don't like him.

Is it possible to have gay feet ?

I'm sure there are gay foot job sites out there, so there must be some dudes whose feets are gay for pay at least.

Them shoes couldn't be any gayer if Richard Simmons and Liza Minelli were fighting over them at a gay pride parade on Christopher Street.

I'm not dumping on the Shoes, but I'm curious: Are they dress shoes, casual, athletic? I hadn't noticed they were high tops before.

They're made out of a fucking purse, which I'm sure he carries a version of as well.

Here's how he totes his buttplug around:



While wearing this douche-container:

Howz it goin', B? :bananacream:

It's going great Zenman. Just hanging out, still kicking the truth to the young white youth.

There's so much work to be done to heal the world. It's a blessing that there are selfless souls like yourself.

You fucking suck, pops.

And of course, you got nothing...

Aren't you ready to collect a retirement? I do not care what a 60 year old asshole thinks, really. Go away douche.

Look I want to offer a peace pipe here. I didn't realize Bornyo was 60 years old and balding.

I don't think I can argue with this dude anymore.

It's creepy.

If I were you, and had lost every piece of ground I'd tried to defend, I'd quit too.

Here Pops:

Am I doing it right?

Hell yeh!

You been gone a while ole' Tima. You gettin' a hip replacement? LOLOLOLLOLOOLZZzzz!

Yeah...it sucks to be me right now.

http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/...1205_173337.jpg

Get lip cancer smoking those, Sarge.

Lip cancer from Cuban cigars?... I'll take my chances. I like the odds.

Romeo y Julieta is a Dominican brand.

The shit said Habana, Cuba and "Heche en Cuba" right on it.

BTW, someone has started sending me Narconon advertising in the mail again.

Junky drunk loses again...

Look on cigar.com, they make 'em in Honduras now.

Yes he is.

Or just possibly retarded. What do they call it? A wet brain? So.... Romeo y Juileta are now Dominican, however they're made in Honduras, yet their label says they're made in Cuba.

Why Narconon and why sent again?

Not sure. I'm wondering if it may have been triggered by some sort of alcoholic interaction with the local city services. About a year or so back, I fell down on the ice and almost cracked my head open while out drinking. At the time, my feeling was to just say "fuck it, I'll lie here and die." But a really cool Irish cop drove me home after I cracked him up with some jokes and then I started getting Narconon advertising letters in the mail for about 6 months. Then I recently almost burnt my fucking house down after passing out while cooking glazed meatballs and the fire department came and sorted it all out. I was thinking this may have triggered something as well. Or, possibly one of my neighbors are trying to be irritatingly thoughtful.

Narconon supposedly works and feeds people principles of Scientology in the process.

What about the Bruichladdich Bourbon Cask Aged?

I still haven't tried that booze yet. Honestly, I haven't even seen it at the liquor store. Is it really that good?

I'm not going into any sort of 12 step program and I'm definitely not getting religion. I'm actually drinking less these days by trying to go out earlier and mostly just focus on social drinking. I used to never drink at home alone and I need to get back to that. And also pre-drink less before I go out. It's a work in progress.

^ That's because you're not a pussy like some people.

The Narconon program was considered to be a recruiting tool for Scientology in some documentary about them.

I mentioned the whiskey because you seemed to be interested in it at the time. And to ride around on your quasi-confession to be an alcoholic. It's pretty good, I guess. And good luck taming the juice of demons.

No it wasn't and isn't

in your defense subject matter was quite weak.

then again you're just a "tard" redneck who has no realistic self image of his own atrophied brain...

kinda a one legged man in an ass kicking situation....

to bad Flowers for Algernon was just a work of fiction...

so sarry charry

@chuck From the Romeo y Julieta wikipedia listing: "Romeo y Julieta is the name of two brands of premium cigar, one produced on the island of Cuba for Habanos SA, the Cuban state-owned tobacco company, and the other produced in La Romana, Dominican Republic for Altadis SA, a division of Imperial Tobacco."

Several of the bigger brands are this way. The split happened when the cigar industry was nationalized after the Revolution. A lot of owners were labeled "enemies of the People" and bailed the Worker's Paradise before they ended up facing a firing squad. The idea of evil corporate running dogs up against a wall kind of gives you wood, doesn't it, chuck? Anyhoo, they set up shop wherever they landed.

@bornyo What size and how much were those sticks? Did you get a manufacture date? And most importantly, how good were they?

@Barry:
I did not get a date on them but the purveyr is very active and meticulous. Theycame from a Locked walk-in humidor.

I got #1s & 2s. 5.99 & $6.99 ea. They're about 6 " long. And smooth. Oh so smooth.

Sorry.. I'm phonetyping.

Very nice. Great prices. I'm envious. Have heard the last couple of years production have been pretty good. Go Communism!!

I got 'em all back through Customs. At the shop owners suggestion I took them out of the tubes and took the bands off of them but honestly, I just think they were tired at the airport tonight. Because I put the empty tubes and bands in the chicks suitcase and the cigars in mine it wouldn't have taken a rocket scientist to figure that one out.

How much did the happy smuggling save you compared to local markets?

I think they just don't care anymore. Whatever else you can say about Barry O, I get the feeling that the weed won't be the only good smoke to be legalized in the next four years. And in both cases, less from ideology and more from economy.

There is no local market in the US for Cuban cigars. If you buy a Cuban in the US it was smuggled by somebody.

That said, a cigar I paid 6 dollars for would cost 25-30 bucks or more here seeing as it traveled in someone's body cavity.

I was aware of their greyish market presence. There's also no local market for cocaine. Good deal then. No shit.
Gape porn whores should get some lobbyists interested and pile up travelling miles.

What's the difference gap between an expensive american cigar and a cuban, quality wise? I never, ever got the appeal of cigars. My old friends and I used to bust out the black and milds every now and then, and those were ok, but all they really did was make the lips sweet. Describe the cuban experience, Bornyo. I just don't get how rolling smoke around in your mouf can go up significantly in quality.

I don't particularly enjoy smoking cigars, unless I can do it out of doors and with a good glass of Bourbon in my hand. They just go together.

And I'm not positive Cubans are significantly better other than how hard they are to get hold of in the US. However, aficionados worldwide acknowledge their superiority so I will defer to them. They say the Cuban climate and soil combines to grow the best tobacco. For me, these have a smoothness, or lack of "bite" that even the best Dominicans seem to have. (Dominicans are probably considered 2nd to Cubans overall- again, for the climate and soil)

So it's like the difference between a California and Italian wine.

I bring Cubans back every time I fly to Greece. I buy them at the Duty Free shop in Athens and then stuff them into my cargo shorts. Because unless you look like a big-time druggie, you aren't getting a pat down by customs. Actually, the last time I came back I caught more shit about the musical instrument than anything. It was a Greek-style mandolin called a bouzouki and they were worried that it had ivory on it. I guess importing/exporting ivory to Alaska is a big no-no because of the trade of walrus tusks, etc.

I've brought them home from Canada every time I go. They usually end up in the dirty clothes bag because it's the most chaotic. Never had any problems at the border.

Cubanos have the strongest body. Unless you're a daily cigarette smoker you're almost guaranteed a nice head and body tobacco rush. They have a really spicy flavor.

It's actually pretty amazing that a handmade product with no chemical tweaking can be so consistent. One from DR tastes like another from the DR. An Upmann tastes like an Upmann.

I don't know about Barry O and Cuba. We were coming pretty close normalizing Cuba under Clinton. The Cubans made sure that wouldn't happen when they shot down the Doctors Without Borders plane. The embargo gives the Castro regime an enemy that they need to hang onto their power. It's much more valuable to them than it is to us.

If we learned nothing else from Pope's death on SOA, the head may be cut off, but the business goes on. The simple death of the Beard won't bring an end to the regime or the embargo.

You've got the cart before the horse there, Barry: The only reason the embargo still exists is Florida's near stranglehold on the electoral college. And, Marco Rubio notwithstanding, the younger generation of Miami Cubans is increasingly in favor of scrapping it. It's about time we did: It's bad for business and bad for democracy.

If/when Cuba and the USA normalize relations it will be interesting for the cigar industry. Romeo y Julieta was a privately owned brand whose owners as mentioned before hauled ass out of Cuba with their know-how and some tobacco seeds to the Dominican, while the Cuban government took over the remaining assets.

Hard to say how those trademarks will pan out.

It's much the same with the Rum industry. Bacardi and the Cuban Gov't are battling it out over the trademark to Havana Club, amongst others.

The day's not that far off.

Oh, don't get me wrong. It's long past time to dump the embargo. It's propped up Castro for 50 years. It may not matter what anyone in Florida thinks. Every time we start leaning toward normalization the Castros do something to fuck it up. The people who are in power are looking at being put up against a wall after the transition. They have much reasons to maintain the status quo. But who knows? The Beard up and dies, you might be looking at a reverse Muriel situation. Combine that with folks taking to the streets to meet their long lost family, it's possible the security apparatus could be in over their heads. Blood in streets, maybe, or the troops could join in the fun. I doubt it'll look like Damascus, but you just don't know.

It could be very nasty. I have some friends whose parents escaped. Doctors and Engineers. They've held weekly vigils drinking strong coffee in one anothers homes and talking of their return to the homeland.

It's a beautiful place in an ideal location. The mob should have done more to squelch Castro when they had the chance. I'm not sure anyone but the Castro family is truly happy with the results.

I'll be one of the first in line to go down there, but what will really interest me is to see what those bastards do when they get their hands on good replacement parts for all those late 40's thru mid 50's Detroit cars they've been nursing all these years.

Edit: And I disagree that the Embargo has been good for Cuba. That could be one of the wealthiest nations in the Caribbean were it not communist. Money would literally flow against the Gulf Stream from the USA there along with tourists and investments. There would be no Las Vegas for Chrissake, had Cuba remained open.

whatever...they need just need to focus on keeping the drinks cold, the beaches clean, and the slots loose. it's a fucken island in the clear blue water. lets not get carried away.

I am the type of liberal who loathes Communism, but in reality the airplane shot down by the Cuban military belonged to a Cuban-American group Hermanos al Rescate, not to Medicins Sans Frontieres.

I am an Anglo-American who lives to make money for my pocket. I like to keep as much of what I EARN as I can.

Then, I spend it where and how I see fit. Some of the ways I spend it is really stupid but if the gubmint would get with the program they could share in the largess.

That's just part of what makes me a piece of shit.

Ha!

Nice contribution to your own failed thread.

Bornyo,

Please stop talking immediately about working and earning your money. Dear Leader won't allow it.

yeah I'm done with that...

Totally right. I thought about it as I was writing it and was pretty married to Dr.s w/o Borders. But as soon as I saw Brothers to the Rescue I knew I was wrong.

Either way, it was a calculated move on the regime's part to put a stop to that silly normal relations talk.

If and when things switch, I'll be going too. I've always been fascinated by the island.

My surmise is that it was about the Castro regime's paranoia more than a desire to scuttle normalization. The Castro regime (then Fidel, now Raul) would love to see the sanctions lifted but will not risk their iron grip even for that desired goal. Raul Castro was then the armed forces minister and while more pragmatic than Fidel when it comes to issues of control Raul is absolutely ruthless.

I would love to go to a democratic Cuba, but as long as the Commies are in power I would prefer to travel elsewhere.

There are definitely plenty of other worthy destinations. The Dominican Republic is getting it's shit together and quickly. Money is pouring into that country and they are getting a handle on security and promotion. The sooner they absorb Haiti the better as Haiti is really holding that island down.

In my opinion the DR is a "buy" right now, if you can afford it. When Cuba opens it will be pre-sold. That's not to say I won't go but I won't look to make any money there unless it's through my career- not as an investment. The Castro Regime will rape it one last time as they take it private.

That is what happened w/ the Soviet Union, no?

Probably. Let's ask Alex the board's resident Russian what happened over there...


Hahahahahahahaha.

And a homo.

I gotta disagree. Dictatorships need an enemy abroad (cue the Truthers and Birthers to jump in). Having the Great Satan 90 miles away has kept him in power long after Soviet help dried up. The regime needs the embargo way more than we do. Which isn't saying much because the embargo has been an albatross around America's neck since day 1.

It would all be moot had JFK nutted up at the Bay.

Looks like a pretty popular thread to me, fuckface.

Guy is so oblivious that he doesn't realize he has been goofed on in this thread every step of the way. "looks like a pretty popular thread to me..."

Ban Hammer for lameness....

PLEASE

If we banned for lameness you and your alts would have been gone a long time ago.

What a niggerish statment...

Awww. Nate is defensive someone is challenging him For the King of Suck award? Don't worry Piss Ant, Meat has a long way to fall before he gets to your level of suck. Meat hasn't even shit bombed YouTube clips yet.

Man this group of Anorak that consists of Special K The Meat head the TRPWL are the most oblivious twats in the world because old dogs like Shareeef Boringho allowed them to Yob up this corner of filth. Special K with the "dig" about youtube videos when one of every 10 of his post is a youtube post or some really horrible gifs. I'll help you out you Numpty 1/10 of every 6200 post is 620 youtube vids you've splooged over this board. Not to mention your little whores and headlocks wannabewhere you assholes commiserate to conduct an intranets circle jerk.

The YouTube clips I post don't have some dipshit hidden meaning that only I know or care about, they are posted for the actual content.

You a whiny Piss Ant. Do something useful, go bump the Mudshark thread w/ fresh content.

Edit: Since I love #s & you gave a guesstimate of my post count, I went to the user list and did some cipherin. The actual # is more like 9k. Oh, and since you are the one that got me checking the views, Hottest Picture of the Day is now at 92,590 views + 28k sacrificed when moved, so that is 120,590 reasons that is a stellar thread and better than anything you ever contributed here.

Even without the 28k Cage views it had, HPOTD is the #10 Most Viewed Thread Ever in General Porn Talk, and all the threads ahead of it have a minimum 2 year head start.

Fuck you, psychopath. Why don't you plunge a knife into your throat.

I actually kind of like Bornya. He's always playing 1-up with me. Most of the time it's much to his detriment.

You are oblivious. I have a life and you have a pair of Gucci tennis shoes. That's where you reside in my world...the guy that actually wears Gucci tennis shoes. I certainly haven't given you the importance to start a thread about you or ban you when you begged for it.

When Nathaniel Mayweather says stick a fork in you, you are pretty much done. And that's about what he told you. (That's me in his avatar pic by the way, so I got his number, too).

The problem with you Gramps is what you don't understand. I'm done when I say I'm done. That creep Nathaniel Fuckweather can put a bullet in his face.

Punctuation, learn it. Use it.

No...you're done. You are just too stupid to realize it. And Stupid is putting it politely. I hear you raging against the dying of the light but unfortunately for you, it's in a Jersey accent.

Your posts are giving me a bowel movement. Thank you.

I can't believe it. I'm on a board where a psycho scumfuck named Nathanial Blowjobhack is considered an authority by the geezer moderator. This is fucking great.

it'll get worse before it gets even worse. that's not a threat btw...it's just how it works around here. strap in.

Yeah he has trouble ahead. I can't recall anyone as dense. I mean dense.

Thanks again Jerkules.

Bornyo is a white negghar.

Look assholes, drop the ban on the N I G G E R word. It's just led to a bunch of nonsensical looking fill-in replacements.

Just go for the group and it'll all be good.

I thought it had been pretty well explained that the mods you know had nothing to do with the word filter. And to castigate mods participating in a thread calling one of same a piece of shit ought to tell you that things run pretty loose as far as we're concerned.

Just be funny. That's all it takes.

If you mean me, Bornyo, I'm aware that the word filter's pretty much the same as it was and, as far as I know, the same for everyone.
Pretty well-explained was nothing though.

Regarding the actual issue, I think it's mildly amusing that single, individual members of an ethnic minority can't be slurred without an auto-correcting word filter while the whole group of the same ethnic minority can be bashed without it.

Hey bro, don't come crying to me. Everything was fine between you two until the re-bar incident. I didn't cause that. Whatcha gotta do is the old bait and side step, so he starts in with someone else.

I used to do that at the bar with buddies. Some old ramblin drunk I knew would come over to say "hi", I'd get him talking, put him on a story that I knew would take 15+ minutes for him to get out, then I'd get up and go take a leak while he had my friend trapped.

Come on B, I thought you was like the troll Yoda or some shit. You are the Grand Wizard of the Cage, and you can't manipulate that damn Yankee enjunear off you and onto another topic/target? Maybe we should get Monkey or Conky outta moth balls, so they can show you how its did.

P.S. Nate doin some yam bag suckling on Gia's Mope over in GPT. Nigga tryin anything to get a taste of Gia juice. Gay Cuck.

Bornyo amuses me. I can finally understand why the Blue kicked their ass in.

Nathaniel Fuckweather says stick a fork in me? Who is Nathaniel Fuckweather? Answer: A fucking retarded douche who has mastered the art of picking up the $10 crack whore.

this twat calls his shot in the first line of the thread and he doesn't' even make contact


fuck of you pratt

"pratt"?

Pratt= 80s British slang for dickweed. Rick on The Young Ones was a Pratt archtype.

"Of?"

Nate made a couple non-whiny posts last night that show he's got potential, just holding back because he fears his attempts will be rejected. I'm glad I could help light a fire under you Nate.

The Gia's Mope twitter account may be a little over the top though.

I'm sure your idea of 'making contact' is fisting Boryo's ass then having him felch you after he fucks your twat.

Yes, I am quite a cheeky fellow, motherfucka.

yes!! you're bringing the brevity back. add another 3 or 4 words and we're all set for tomorrow.

That's about as weak as what's to be expected then.

I'm trying to make sense of this thread, give me a moment.....


<A Moment passes>

Nope, still lost, let me make a pannini and ponder....

<Burg eats his sam'mich>

Ok What the fuck is this thread about?

IS this a fake turd slinging contest or has Bornyo really pissed some people off here?

I gotta know, I'm planning on showing up on his boat soon with a keg strapped to my wheelchair and a whore in my lap (or a whore strapped to my wheelchair and a Keg in my lap...same difference)

I have plans to christen his barge the newly reconsituted confederate navy and launch above-referenced whore at the first yankee imperialist boat of occupation, thus distracting the sex starved crew while Bornyo maneuvers me onto the bridge of said-imperialist vessel and I commandeer it and really start some shit on the eastern seaboard.

But if Bornyo has turned into a piece of shit, literally, this could hamper my grand plans.

P.S. Do any other girls besides Gia bother to post on this "board"? I'm behind the times again, too busy extracting my penis from female oral points of entry.

P.S.S Chicks with Bullimia and anorexia have lost their gag reflex so you can cram your penis halfway down their esophagus....isnt that great?!??

Weakness, forever with us. Eradication failed. Treblinka.

Nah, Bornyo aint that bad. There was some hazing when he got his button.

Gia, Nathaniel Mayweather, occasionally Gen, and a handful of times Gunker's Girlfriend are the only chicks that post here. With JM no longer hiring, there is no reason for whores to come here, except to read when they are on their period and need something to hate.

Bitches nowadays are saying ADT is too rough. Twitter is too much of a happy lil cocoon (caterpillar wrapper, not n-n-nnigger) where they can block anyone that doesn't unconditionally kiss their asses.

I think Twitter does a better job of bringing whores and stalkers together than Facebook.

I forgot what Bornyo and I were fighting about. It was over reinforced concrete I think.

You wanted us to sing Kumbaya and he wanted us to sing Onward Christian Soldiers.

I think that what we have learned is that between British slang and that moptopped douche, "pratt" is not a good thing to be called.

Don't miss Cubans one bit since I started living in the States. At least 1 out of every 5 you'll buy is a dud - either to tightly or to loosely rolled.

And I wasn't going to say anything, but about 2 in 5 are fake. 3 in 5 in Havana.

It's like TGIFs selling "Kobe Beef." Real Kobe Beef can only be purchased in Japan and Macau. Each steak is serialized.

I would think Kobe beef is murder. Ballsy move, TGIF. What do you mean by serialized?

If they'd only start marketing Blood Diamonds as being just that.

Each steak has a serial number that traces it back to the cow.

They should do that with people. If the Nazi's had barcode readers, it might have freed up enough man power to win the war.

Instead, you can thank one of Nucky's kids.

Breast implants have a serial #. If I die, forensics can trace my id from my implants.

You just wanted to make sure Alex knows that right? He probably would have cut them out anyway and put them on Ebay.

Interesting. I had no idea.

serial number on cooked beef is it?. that is interesting.

If you want it's all here: http://www.kobe-niku.jp/

In odd news it says the first shipment of Kobe Beef ever went out to the West Coast this week.

My iPad hates that link so fair enough.
How do we explain Kobe beef burgers?.

It's easy. Any place selling Kobe Beef burgers is fake shit.

and general tso doesn't cook the chicken?. nga please!

Thank God Monkey's back and we can run all off-topic!

Meat was talking meat.the fucken kids a bit egocentric.

I know.

bump.

back at ya..



where'd you go, meatz?.

Jesus. You know how to capture my interest.

youll like this too

Im getting a AVAST WARNING on this thread???? Anyone else?

I'm good on this end. Blame figgs and the hotlinks.

I could only fuck Akira if I was allowed to hit her any time she spoke.

I trashed around on her face and how it was fucked up and all. I stand by that. Somewhat.
The conditions she was lit and photographed in then were probably preceded by a long video production session and half a mile of cock.
Dolled up she can look good or better and with some trending (circus) sex acts on her dance card she seems to be raking it in everywhere. While she's on the more vocal end of things, I'd say eventually she's part of some rare porn unicorn society.
Spiegler must be in some sort of love or something.

Shit, Spiegler probably needs a separate jew gold sack around his neck to hold all the dough Akira brings in. That is where the love comes in.

Genetic lottery win, good after-market care - crazy whore and something kosher to celebrate for Spiegs, if he's into it.