Damn this is simply awful. She was my favorite porn star but slowly went on a mission to make herself unattractive. Starting with a few new tats each year, then the terrible arm tatto, then the half crewcut, now a chemotherapy buzz cut. Oh well looking like this now I guess she is destined to start a new career as a parking lot attendant or working at a car wash. Man the sight of this is awful. Time for a Jack and Coke got to get this hideous pic out of my mind.
#571005 - 10/16/1205:40 PMRe: Congratulations Eva Angelina!
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Jigaloo
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Since having the Skrillex cut in the first place combined with her tattoos shows she doesn't give a shit about her appearance, why not just let the hair grow out instead of doing what she did?
#571007 - 10/16/1205:50 PMRe: Congratulations Eva Angelina!
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frankie fatale
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some kind of electronica artist or artists.they had this one video where this lil black kid was performing fellatio on an ice cream cone.
but i thought what jig thought,why not just grow out the hair naturally?no need for it to all grow at the same time.having a buzzed head isnt going to help her bookings.
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#571011 - 10/16/1206:41 PMRe: Congratulations Eva Angelina!
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Jerkules
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2 sided tape and a wig.
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#571067 - 10/17/1209:14 PMRe: Congratulations Eva Angelina!
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El Chivato
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I hope there is a "Stab myself in the face because I'm a dumb whore" recovery treatment. Stupid asses are doing it because Rhianna shaved the side of her head. Now their going one step further. Gross
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#571069 - 10/17/1209:25 PMRe: Congratulations Eva Angelina!
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Jerkules
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As long as they shave their asses, I don't care. No hair to grab just means you gotta lead em around by the throat.
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#576181 - 12/05/1210:34 PMRe: Congratulations Eva Angelina!
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Vice Admiral
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I happen to like Eva Angelina's shoulder/upper-arm tattoo, and even her new buzz-cut hairstyle. I would even support her going bald altogether. There is something sexy about a shaved head on a woman. However, this latest tattoo seems to be a bit too far.
#576187 - 12/05/1211:36 PMRe: Congratulations Eva Angelina!
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frankie fatale
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she almost looks like our buddy monstar in that pic.hi lil buddy if youre reading.
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#576289 - 12/06/1208:05 PMRe: Congratulations Eva Angelina!
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frankie fatale
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i just noticed it looks like shes trying to look at both dicks with each eye on one.
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#576340 - 12/07/1203:49 AMRe: Congratulations Eva Angelina!
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Nathanial Mayweather
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Bitch looks like Nosferatu..
Cant wait for the inevitable murder suicide where she ingest a bucket of bathsalts knocks of her current suitcase pimp,eats her baby's face and then shoots herself in the head after a prolong chase covered by fox news...
#576366 - 12/07/1212:59 PMRe: Congratulations Eva Angelina!
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drained
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They probably don't give a shit, just like with all the idiots posting on their suggestions forums while thinking anyone takes them seriously. It's cold out there for a jerk.
#576391 - 12/07/1204:26 PMRe: Congratulations Eva Angelina!
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drained
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Raven Alexis, who had a Digital Playground contract deal going on and then allegedly got cancer. Her guy or someone allegedly her guy bashed her online, telling that she's a psycho bitch and that it's all made up. Her take on it was that there'd be no reason for her to fake that shit and that it cost her a lot of money. Porn gossip, whores, lies - the usual.
FLOP 1 always prevails. With regard to Raven Alexis and FLOP #1 let me guess that Raven Alexis has made a miraculous recovery. It is disgusting for some sleazy whore to run a scam like that while someone like Hollie Stevens is dying from cancer for real. Anyone who cries wolf about cancer is a real POS.
backdoorman
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Originally Posted By: Nathanial Mayweather
Bitch looks like Nosferatu..
Cant wait for the inevitable murder suicide where she ingest a bucket of bathsalts knocks of her current suitcase pimp,eats her baby's face and then shoots herself in the head after a prolong chase covered by fox news...
Fox news would blame it all on pot. They think its heroin crossed with meth.
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#576481 - 12/07/1210:33 PMRe: Congratulations Eva Angelina!
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Jerkules
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I believe the timeline was that Raven lost her contract, then caught the fake stage 4 brain cancer, which eventually was bested by alkaline heavy mineral water.
If the cost wasn't prohibitive, I would book a private with her, position her face down on the bed, pillow under her hips. Upon entry, and a couple slow strokes to make sure all the wheels were greased, I would lay on top of her, interlace my fingers in hers and spread our arms wide as I started to ride her ass. Then I would nuzzle over to her ear, and say "That's good. That's some good fake cancer pussy you're selling me, fake cancer whore." and I wold proceed to say "Fake Cancer Whore" during every thrust, as she struggled to get away and get the pepper spray from her whore bag. It would be quite the disappointment if she just started crying.
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#576503 - 12/07/1211:12 PMRe: Congratulations Eva Angelina!
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Jerkules
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That is "Sweetnins" and I wasn't day dreaming of anal with Raven, just vag. Sweetnins needs the anal. Besides, if the condom broke in Raven, she could drink some magic water to kill the fetus.
Also, I'll fuck a crazy bitch, but not an old bitch.
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#576521 - 12/08/1207:16 AMRe: Congratulations Eva Angelina!
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fartz
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Originally Posted By: Jigaloo
I think that's Christy Mack holding the clippers and Juelz Ventura is the other pw.
Fuck me, change the angle on Juelz Ventura and she goes from L'Oreal to Westminster like real fucking quick.
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
That is "Sweetnins" and I wasn't day dreaming of anal with Raven, just vag. Sweetnins needs the anal. Besides, if the condom broke in Raven, she could drink some magic water to kill the fetus.
Also, I'll fuck a crazy bitch, but not an old bitch.
Don't forget "sweet chocolate treat". Fuck man, you're first interactions with Monica Foster over at LIB is the stuff legends are made of. One of the reasons I came over.
#576544 - 12/08/1209:43 AMRe: Congratulations Eva Angelina!
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Jerkules
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Thank you. She was a formidable Margaret Dumont, to my Groucho, Chico and Harpo.
I miss my chocolate chitlins. Her threats of ass raping me w/ her strap on helped push me over the edge during many a fapping session.
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I believe the timeline was that Raven lost her contract, then caught the fake stage 4 brain cancer, which eventually was bested by alkaline heavy mineral water.
If the cost wasn't prohibitive, I would book a private with her, position her face down on the bed, pillow under her hips. Upon entry, and a couple slow strokes to make sure all the wheels were greased, I would lay on top of her, interlace my fingers in hers and spread our arms wide as I started to ride her ass. Then I would nuzzle over to her ear, and say "That's good. That's some good fake cancer pussy you're selling me, fake cancer whore." and I wold proceed to say "Fake Cancer Whore" during every thrust, as she struggled to get away and get the pepper spray from her whore bag. It would be quite the disappointment if she just started crying.
#576569 - 12/08/1201:40 PMRe: Congratulations Eva Angelina!
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Jerkules
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If I put a post on kickstarter she might catch wind of the hypothetical plot and foil the attempt.
Maybe I could get a look a like and do a porn parody of XPT. A fake, fake cancer whore might be too much.
Oh, and with the Coco Fantasy, it would be doggy and just grabbing her around her hips, not a smothering hold down like the Raven one. Maybe a spooning small package, I think I wrote that once. Sometimes it is hard to keep track of my own bullshit.
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#581930 - 01/29/1306:37 PMRe: Congratulations Eva Angelina!
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LouCypher
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does she have a medical condition?. she was never hot but she bordered on cute for awhile back in the day. now she looks like the life is kicking her ass.
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#581954 - 01/30/1312:20 PMRe: Congratulations Eva Angelina!
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Nathanial Mayweather
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Originally Posted By: LouCypher
does she have a medical condition?. she was never hot but she bordered on cute for awhile back in the day. now she looks like the life is kicking her ass.
#581988 - 01/30/1307:00 PMRe: Congratulations Eva Angelina!
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Jerkules
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If she got that meaty, imagine how damaged her asshole tat is.
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#581996 - 01/30/1307:15 PMRe: Congratulations Eva Angelina!
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frankie fatale
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what in the name of n-igger happened to her?
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#582002 - 01/30/1307:30 PMRe: Congratulations Eva Angelina!
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Jerkules
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Yeah. WWE's Samoans always start out in their early 20's big and athletic, then keep expanding.
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#582009 - 01/30/1307:46 PMRe: Congratulations Eva Angelina!
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Jerkules
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I think the whore's name tattooed on her forearm was the tip off.
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#582044 - 01/31/1309:57 AMRe: Congratulations Eva Angelina!
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Nathanial Mayweather
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She cheated on her Tattoo Artist/Photographer business owner husband with a North Texas Redneck "deer farmer". Divorced. Got kicked to the curb by the white boy. Realized she had permanently tainted not only but her body and soul with porn and tats. She was left no employable skill. Moved back in with family and started eating everything it seems.
She is three cheeseburgers from either calling Pink Crosses or becoming the Sally Struthers of Porn.
#582054 - 01/31/1301:51 PMRe: Congratulations Eva Angelina!
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frankie fatale
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she needs to hit the gym,diet,and get back to work as a whore.put her in some blowbangs thatll work her out.
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Barry the Pirate
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Originally Posted By: Nathanial Mayweather
She cheated on her Tattoo Artist/Photographer business owner husband with a North Texas Redneck "deer farmer". Divorced. Got kicked to the curb by the white boy. Realized she had permanently tainted not only but her body and soul with porn and tats. She was left no employable skill. Moved back in with family and started eating everything it seems.
She is three cheeseburgers from either calling Pink Crosses or becoming the Sally Struthers of Porn.
Nice riff. Solid effort.
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