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#576568 - 12/08/12 01:31 PM
Re: Congratulations Eva Angelina!
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 12/01/12
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I believe the timeline was that Raven lost her contract, then caught the fake stage 4 brain cancer, which eventually was bested by alkaline heavy mineral water.
If the cost wasn't prohibitive, I would book a private with her, position her face down on the bed, pillow under her hips. Upon entry, and a couple slow strokes to make sure all the wheels were greased, I would lay on top of her, interlace my fingers in hers and spread our arms wide as I started to ride her ass. Then I would nuzzle over to her ear, and say "That's good. That's some good fake cancer pussy you're selling me, fake cancer whore." and I wold proceed to say "Fake Cancer Whore" during every thrust, as she struggled to get away and get the pepper spray from her whore bag. It would be quite the disappointment if she just started crying. Jesus Christ. O.O I'd pay to see that.
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#576569 - 12/08/12 01:40 PM
Re: Congratulations Eva Angelina!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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If I put a post on kickstarter she might catch wind of the hypothetical plot and foil the attempt.
Maybe I could get a look a like and do a porn parody of XPT. A fake, fake cancer whore might be too much.
Oh, and with the Coco Fantasy, it would be doggy and just grabbing her around her hips, not a smothering hold down like the Raven one. Maybe a spooning small package, I think I wrote that once. Sometimes it is hard to keep track of my own bullshit.
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#576572 - 12/08/12 01:51 PM
Re: Congratulations Eva Angelina!
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 12/01/12
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What the fuck is wrong with her eyes?
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#576588 - 12/08/12 04:58 PM
Re: Congratulations Eva Angelina!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Squeaky Fromme.
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#576604 - 12/08/12 07:08 PM
Re: Congratulations Eva Angelina!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
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Eek. That guy is ugly.
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#576605 - 12/08/12 07:14 PM
Re: Congratulations Eva Angelina!
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J.B.
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#581930 - 01/29/13 06:37 PM
Re: Congratulations Eva Angelina!
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Registered: 10/19/06
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does she have a medical condition?. she was never hot but she bordered on cute for awhile back in the day. now she looks like the life is kicking her ass.
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#581931 - 01/29/13 06:52 PM
Re: Congratulations Eva Angelina!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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The way she's always bruised up, it's probably more than just life.
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#581932 - 01/29/13 07:01 PM
Re: Congratulations Eva Angelina!
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heh... that might explain the sleeves some whores get. they lay ink in the spots where the pimp hand grips em most often.
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#581949 - 01/30/13 11:41 AM
Re: Congratulations Eva Angelina!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
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Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Makes more sense than any other reason.
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#581954 - 01/30/13 12:20 PM
Re: Congratulations Eva Angelina!
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 08/30/07
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does she have a medical condition?. she was never hot but she bordered on cute for awhile back in the day. now she looks like the life is kicking her ass. Life can kick your ass in so many ways From This  To THAT 
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#581988 - 01/30/13 07:00 PM
Re: Congratulations Eva Angelina!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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If she got that meaty, imagine how damaged her asshole tat is.
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#581995 - 01/30/13 07:15 PM
Re: Congratulations Eva Angelina!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
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no thanks...
and whats her heritage?. islander is it.
they hit a wall weight wise fast.
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#581996 - 01/30/13 07:15 PM
Re: Congratulations Eva Angelina!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
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what in the name of n-igger happened to her?
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#582002 - 01/30/13 07:30 PM
Re: Congratulations Eva Angelina!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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Yeah. WWE's Samoans always start out in their early 20's big and athletic, then keep expanding.
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#582003 - 01/30/13 07:33 PM
Re: Congratulations Eva Angelina!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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You folks do realize merryweather didn't post pics of eva, don't you?
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#582009 - 01/30/13 07:46 PM
Re: Congratulations Eva Angelina!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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I think the whore's name tattooed on her forearm was the tip off.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#582054 - 01/31/13 01:51 PM
Re: Congratulations Eva Angelina!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
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she needs to hit the gym,diet,and get back to work as a whore.put her in some blowbangs thatll work her out.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#582081 - 01/31/13 07:42 PM
Re: Congratulations Eva Angelina!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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She cheated on her Tattoo Artist/Photographer business owner husband with a North Texas Redneck "deer farmer". Divorced. Got kicked to the curb by the white boy. Realized she had permanently tainted not only but her body and soul with porn and tats. She was left no employable skill. Moved back in with family and started eating everything it seems.
She is three cheeseburgers from either calling Pink Crosses or becoming the Sally Struthers of Porn. Nice riff. Solid effort.
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#588768 - 04/14/13 10:27 AM
Re: Congratulations Eva Angelina!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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She's aging better than most.
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