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#568154 - 09/20/12 09:46 PM KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN
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"Looking forward and staying positive."

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Kurt Lockwood Returns
Signing at XO Ball & Expo this weekend

Posted Sep 20th, 2012 04:58 PM by Peter Warren


CHATSWORTH, Calif.—Almost exactly five years ago, oft-hailed adult thespian Kurt Lockwood took leave of the XXX industry to pursue a new family life in Spain. But as he delared at the time, it was a leave of indefinite extent, maybe or maybe not permanent—something about which he said, "I reserve the right to make up my mind at a later date."

Though he did resurface briefly about a year later in a bisexual scene for Hancock Studios, Lockwood has otherwise remained off the porn radar ever since. Until now. With an appearance at the XO Ball & Expo beginning tomorrow in San Francisco, Kurt Lockwood lets it be known to the world that he is officially back.

"I left, moved to Europe because I became a dad and didn't want to shoot while I was trying to be a fulltime dad," Lockwood told AVN. "Bounced back and forth between Europe because I have family on the east coast—that's where I'm from, Baltimore. I lived in San Sebastian, Spain; in Doyet, France; spent some time in Baden-Baden, Germany, and unfortunately, like a lot of people in porn, it didn't work out. I keep coming back to a quote from that movie Magnolia, where they say, 'The book says we may be done with our past but our past ain't done with us.'

"It's difficult to be porn stars or anybody who really works in the industry to make it work," he continued. "It's a challenge for me just like everybody else."

Lockwood said he began to consider returning to the business after "I put up a Facebook page just on a whim, and it maxed out to 5,000 fans, so I saw this revenue stream going by, all these people, all my fans asking me over the internet ... you know, when I left none of the free sites and all that were up yet, so everything has changed since I've been gone. But one of the benefits is all those internet scenes that I did, they're now on all these free sites, and people all over the world are seeing them. So they've all sort of coalesced into this market base or demographic or something like that. So they're all like, 'When are you gonna have more stuff, when are you gonna have new stuff?' and I'm like, 'Wow, they're basically waiting to throw money at me for new stuff.'"

Lockwood's immediate plan is to begin updating his website, KurtLockwood.com, with brand new content, while offering his services as an independent contractor to other producers. "For better or worse, I have my own brand and my own fan base, so I said, 'I don't have to be prom king of Porno High School anymore, I got my AVN Awards, that's great, but now the way that the internet is set up, I can just sell to my fans and make a pretty decent living right there. It's worth a shot."

Porn is not the only iron, however, that Lockwood intends to place in the fire. "While I was away, I got nationally certified in massage therapy, which I have a real passion for," he revealed. "I'm licensed and insured and certified, so I'm going to be doing that as well.

"I'm just really surprised how fast things are happening," he mused. "I've only been back about two weeks, and within a week back I already got asked to sign [at the XO Ball & Expo]. I went to Porn Star Karaoke and I saw a bunch of people that I haven't seen in a long time, and it's really great to see some old friends and hang out and stuff, so it's been nice, because after living in L.A. for 15 years, living anywhere else is really difficult. It's culture shock. You're living right on the edge of everything here in L.A., where you can get anything you want 24 hours a day, seven days a week, and you try to live somewhere else and it's like a huge downshift. You feel like you should be wearing a space suit anywhere else.

"But coming back to L.A., I'm even surprised how different it is," he went on. "The industry obviously is totally different ... the whole thing with [Mr.] Marcus ... I mean, I remember back in my 10 years in the business, two things you never fucked with, you don't fuck with people's money, and you don't fuck with your test. I'd see girls flake a million times—I remember Taylor Rain flaking on me, I must have gotten four kill fees because she flaked, and they kept having to give me a hundred-buck kill fee each time, but damn if they didn't keep hiring her. They would let you get away with murder, but the only two things you never fucked with was money and the tests."

Lockwood made a point to state that he returns in peace, so to speak: "I'm not the kind of guy who holds a grudge, and any bad blood or anything that was from four years ago, I just ask people the golden rule: just, I treat people as ... you know. I'm just looking forward. Looking forward and staying positive."

And what he sees on the porn horizon, he said, is "very almost punk rock. You know, rock used to always have this very do-it-yourself ethic, and never has porn been more DIY than now, and that really interests me—the idea of having complete control over your product and what you find sexy, casting who you like. There's just so much creative control that you can have over what you do. And the accessibility to the fans—I've been really lucky to have some really great fans. So it's nice through this new technology that we're able to have more rapport with our fans and cater to what the pornsumer wants."

Lockwood said people can expect a whole new him from the one they last saw: "I don't even really look like what I did back then. I've put on like 10 to 15 pounds of muscle. I mean, I'm not trying to brag, I'm just saying I look different. So I'm giving them something new. It's me four years later, new and improved.

"At this stage, I'm not looking to get rich. I don't think anybody really is anymore these days in the industry," he concluded. "But I think I can make a decent living, or a decent supplement to my massage therapy practice."

Until KurtLockwood.com is relaunched, he said people can keep up with his goings on and contact him via his Twitter and Facebook pages. And they can reconnect with him in person at the XO Ball & Expo or at Porn Star Karaoke.

"I'll probably be there every Tuesday night," he said of the weekly Porn Valley gathering. "I had a lot of fun there."

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The relationship to the mother of his child seems to be over, all is forgiven, he is a stud. And a licensed massage therapist. OKAY.

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#568155 - 09/20/12 09:52 PM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
frankie fatale Offline
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can him and christian make up and massage each other with various oils while tranzer whips them and has his trannie minions(as well as the minion)jerking off to it?they could put it on kurtlockwood.com.kurt call christian and panzer.
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#568161 - 09/20/12 10:13 PM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
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Sounds like he is going to try to slot into Brandon's do it yourself gutter slut spot that is open, w/ that "porn is so DIY now" line.

Brandon, would you join a Lackwood's Gutter Sluts site, just to watch the scene and jack off to thoughts of how little they must have been paid? It would also give you a chance to reminisce, since you now are forced to pay a decent buck to chicks that are actually fuckable.
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#568167 - 09/20/12 10:36 PM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
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I would never join any site that would have me as a member.


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#568172 - 09/20/12 11:08 PM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
Jerkules Offline
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Will you at least sell him the yellow couch? Or was that from Rent-A-Center?
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#568185 - 09/21/12 12:52 AM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
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I'm not really up on the dudes, but is this guy "someone"? I mean, this is Desi- speak. I don't even know where to fucking start.

Yes, I do. Didn't want to shoot after deciding to be a full time dad. So he quit...5 years ago. 5 years as a full time dad. And then one day he decided not to be a full time dad. How did that conversation start? "Yeah, I'm going to the store to get you some ice cream". Is it possible that his piece of shitness can be showing?

is he the guy that posts here? Or am I thinking Hungwell? Is there some guy here named that that is "someone"?
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#568192 - 09/21/12 02:22 AM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
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Yeah, welcome back to porn valley. Kinda like walking into Dresden, ain't it?
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#568193 - 09/21/12 02:35 AM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
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Hey Barry. Lockwood is a comedy goldmine. Though he often types IN ALL CAPS which gets a bit irritating.

clicky for account profile and start reading back posts.

He's pretty funny. Also he seems to believe that EVERY poster is an alt who is out to get him.

One of his more hilarious moments was after years of swearing he would never do gay porn. Well he can now be seen sucking cock and getting fucked in the ass.

And if he stays true to form he will crash land on this message board any day now. He is another dipshit who thinks "haters" is some kind of insult so don't bother trying to hit him with anything funny or hurtful because he'll just call you a hater and move on to the next hater.


Edited by cqd (09/21/12 02:48 AM)
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#568196 - 09/21/12 03:21 AM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Will you at least sell him the yellow couch? Or was that from Rent-A-Center?


No, it was from Reagan Senter.

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#568198 - 09/21/12 04:12 AM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
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Isn't the unemployment rate in Spain over 20%? No wonder this fruit needs to come back stateside for work.

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#568199 - 09/21/12 05:14 AM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
mallocup Offline
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oh I remember the lockwood days. this be good news, at least for the cage..
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Hi, I am new to xxxpt......

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#568202 - 09/21/12 05:46 AM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: mallocup]
the unknown pervert Offline
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Lockwood + Facebook=porn version of The Manhattan Project
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#568205 - 09/21/12 07:54 AM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: the unknown pervert]
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Seems like this shitbag is still totally deluded. He must be the worst massage therapist ever if he's hanging around Porn Star Karaoke to network his way back into the industry. That's like going to Occupy Wall Street looking for work, maybe that's why he was there. Anybody who hires him needs to be ridiculed out of business.
dickhead
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#568206 - 09/21/12 08:18 AM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
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#568208 - 09/21/12 09:13 AM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
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What the fuck kind of job did he have in Spain where the unemployment rate is 25%. Rent-a-boy?

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#568213 - 09/21/12 10:41 AM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
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Wasn't it Lockwood who gave us the jondra genre, or was it some other meat puppet?
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#568216 - 09/21/12 11:28 AM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: NitneLiun]
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That was Derrick Pierce.
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#568225 - 09/21/12 12:37 PM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: gia jordan]
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
That was Derrick Pierce.


Oh. It's hard to tell one stunt cock from another.
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#568231 - 09/21/12 12:53 PM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
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I've no idea what Kurt's situation is with his child or post-porn life, but he'll do fine with his return. He seems realistic with how the business has changed. He's not barreling out the gate with tons of demands. Personally, I liked working with Kurt. He always made sure we did good scenes. And we certainly did.
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#568241 - 09/21/12 01:46 PM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
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#568244 - 09/21/12 02:52 PM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
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Gia, were you one of the many whores that licked his asshole during a scene? Do you partake in such actvities in your personal life or in privates?
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#568246 - 09/21/12 03:00 PM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: Jerkules]
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there's no possible way Lackwood has ever done a good scene just by the mere fact he's in it.
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#568250 - 09/21/12 03:21 PM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
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Smutty, you are a guy, I assume, who does not seem to like the whore-getting-fucked-by-the-whore-fucker part of porn that much. How come?

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#568251 - 09/21/12 03:34 PM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
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Originally Posted By: PipeD
Smutty, you are a guy, I assume, who does not seem to like the whore-getting-fucked-by-the-whore-fucker part of porn that much. How come?


Because the majority of whore fuckers aka mopes in porn are repulsive and tend to obstruct the whore.
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#568252 - 09/21/12 03:36 PM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
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Is it really THAT amazing he's returning?

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#568253 - 09/21/12 03:42 PM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
drained Offline
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You seem to be right about the whore fuckers.

IT FUCKING IS THE FUCKING SHIT, YOU IDIOTIC BOTTOM FEEDER!

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#568254 - 09/21/12 03:48 PM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
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Thanks Pipe.

PS: I hope you get raped in a Georgian prison and then die from flesh-eating staph.

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#568258 - 09/21/12 04:03 PM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
drained Offline
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You just crawl back into the Turkish bathhouse you were held captive in since mommy got tired of you as the fruit of too much back-alley experimentation on retards and hope that Ahmed is not going to want you to felch him until your gums bleed out again.

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#568259 - 09/21/12 04:03 PM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
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Crazy, man.

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#568260 - 09/21/12 04:04 PM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Gia, were you one of the many whores that licked his asshole during a scene? Do you partake in such actvities in your personal life or in privates?


No. Tried it, not into it; maybe I'd have to be in love so let's say no then. No, that would be way too much of a health risk (and too personal) with a stranger.

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#568264 - 09/21/12 04:24 PM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
Mr. Meat Offline
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^^^ Hepatitis A

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#568296 - 09/21/12 07:11 PM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: gia jordan]
Jerkules Offline
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
No. Tried it, not into it;


That makes it better for the man.
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#568297 - 09/21/12 07:15 PM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
No. Tried it, not into it;


That makes it better for the man.


No one cares what your man's into.

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#568298 - 09/21/12 07:16 PM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: gia jordan]
Mr. Meat Offline
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Gia, were you one of the many whores that licked his asshole during a scene? Do you partake in such actvities in your personal life or in privates?


No. Tried it, not into it; maybe I'd have to be in love so let's say no then. No, that would be way too much of a health risk (and too personal) with a stranger.


Was there any corn in there?

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#568300 - 09/21/12 07:21 PM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
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My ex used to do that to me sometimes. Felt .......wet. Not very erotic.
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#568309 - 09/21/12 08:03 PM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: Mr. Meat]
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Originally Posted By: The Meat
Is it really THAT amazing he's returning?


this is a really good question and it directly relates to one of the flops... rent is due.
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#568311 - 09/21/12 08:06 PM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: Mr. Meat]
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Originally Posted By: The Meat
^^^ Hepatitis A


Or as we say up here... Hepatitis, Eh?
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#568312 - 09/21/12 08:07 PM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: backdoorman]
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Originally Posted By: backdoorman
My ex used to do that to me sometimes. Felt .......wet. Not very erotic.


although this has a barnyard feel to it I rate it slightly more believable than nates tit grabbing/texture post.
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#568361 - 09/21/12 09:45 PM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
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Let us always...

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#568394 - 09/22/12 06:46 AM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
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I tried to find a funny image of Kurt, but everything was old news, already posted. I did happen to find this one under "kurt lockwood moron", though:





So I guess it wasn't a total loss.

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#568423 - 09/22/12 09:43 AM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: tattypatty]
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Originally Posted By: tattypatty
Originally Posted By: The Meat
^^^ Hepatitis A


Or as we say up here... Hepatitis, Eh?


That's a very clever derivative of the old "C, eh, N, eh, D, eh" joke.
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#568444 - 09/22/12 10:33 AM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: fartz]
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Originally Posted By: fartz
I tried to find a funny image of Kurt, but everything was old news, already posted. I did happen to find this one under "kurt lockwood moron", though:





So I guess it wasn't a total loss.


Going around on fb as "inbread" cat !
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#571132 - 10/18/12 11:11 PM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
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Great more tranny porn...just what i wanted....(sighs)

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#571533 - 10/22/12 12:58 PM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
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I thought it wise not to taint the Pornstar Escorts Under $500 thread with this, but assumed some here would enjoy the laugh.

http://www.massagem4m.com/ca/los-angeles/16269/




Thank you Luke is Back and specifically LIB poster Sammyanna, for bringing this to our attention.

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#571563 - 10/22/12 06:24 PM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
backdoorman Offline
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This thread just burst the gay thermometer !
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#571564 - 10/22/12 06:28 PM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
frankie fatale Offline
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when i clicked on this thread earlier all that popped up at first was the second pic with the ad.when i finished reading it,the one that says m4m and has his pics on it appeared.i guess this is his rockstar approach?
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#571821 - 10/27/12 05:05 AM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
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I just hate how the article uses quotation marks. makes it look like a real article and real humans...

LIVE VIA SATELLITE! IT'S THAT AIDS-RIDDEN FAGGOT WHO FUCKS METH-HEADS AND ALSO FEMALE METH-HEADS!

"ya well i've been in yurope and stuff working on some stuff."

I'm a porn STAR! you got five bucks bro? hey i'm just saying if you're gonna swing by the booth at lunchtime i'll take a cheeseburger

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#572373 - 10/31/12 09:31 PM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
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#572403 - 11/01/12 03:32 PM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
Steezo Offline
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Registered: 01/11/06
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Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
Eva Angelina's looks have hit dumpster level. She used to be hot as fuck!
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#572412 - 11/01/12 05:07 PM Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN [Re: drained]
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
It's like one of those lesbian vids where you have to figure out who is supposed to be the bitch and who is supposed to be the butch.
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