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#563365 - 08/15/12 07:33 PM
Re: The Human Centipede thread
[Re: have2cit]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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That's just it, you dense fucking retard. No one can explain anything to you. Fixed. Not true. I've had lots of thinks explained over the years. It's the piles of shit, like you, that don't have anything worthwhile to say. Why would anything you say, besides the BI shaped shit thing, have any meaning? You're just human debris. I do like your politics, tho. No battle for dominance, BI. hav is mod on an internet board that has like 12 people that regularly post. He's a God among mere mortals. And a fake internet shrink. And he's kicking ass at both. Go capitalism.
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#563372 - 08/15/12 07:49 PM
Re: The Human Centipede thread
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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What I said must have some meaning to you, because here you are weeks later still butt hurting like a bitch over it. You've been building up another achey breaky vagina for the last two days over something Bornyo said in the cage. You're a child, at least you mentality is child like, but whatever has your panties in a wad this time, hurry up and melt down, you fat tub of butter, so you can blow yourself out and I don't have to hold your hand through it this weekend.
BI, no one cares about the purple secretion you squeeze from your herpes blisters.
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#563380 - 08/15/12 08:19 PM
Re: The Human Centipede thread
[Re: have2cit]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
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Brandon, you shouldn't make jokes like that. Some paranoid delusional will think you're really trying to kill them. If something happens to me, investigate Brandon Iron.
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#563381 - 08/15/12 08:20 PM
Re: The Human Centipede thread
[Re: Barry the Pirate]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
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No battle for dominance, BI. hav is mod on an internet board that has like 12 people that regularly post. He's a God among mere mortals. And a fake internet shrink. And he's kicking ass at both. Go capitalism. 12 & 3/5.
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#563404 - 08/16/12 06:04 AM
Re: The Human Centipede thread
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Maybe we can ship Panzer back to be Brandon's roomie. Throw a camera in the apartment and you would have the top sitcom in Russia- The Odd One and a Half.
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#563408 - 08/16/12 06:41 AM
Re: The Human Centipede thread
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Brandon's man boobs might be big enough that Panzer can get an ebay wig for him and use him as a tranny.
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#563410 - 08/16/12 07:29 AM
Re: The Human Centipede thread
[Re: have2cit]
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/01/09
Posts: 314
Loc: Screwing your sister
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Listen you wimp's, I have deeply tongued girls butts for years. They are delicious!
Now, should we turn this into a real shit-eating thread?
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#563411 - 08/16/12 07:31 AM
Re: The Human Centipede thread
[Re: gia jordan]
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/01/09
Posts: 314
Loc: Screwing your sister
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Whereas you just kill people slowly by making movies. Gia, your avatar is perfect!
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#563412 - 08/16/12 07:35 AM
Re: The Human Centipede thread
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Turn it into what ever you want kid. We have mods around, in case you get out of line.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#563414 - 08/16/12 07:43 AM
Re: The Human Centipede thread
[Re: Jerkules]
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/01/09
Posts: 314
Loc: Screwing your sister
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Turn it into what ever you want kid. We have mods around, in case you get out of line. This is AdultDVDTalk?
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#563415 - 08/16/12 07:44 AM
Re: The Human Centipede thread
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Now, should we turn this into a real shit-eating thread?
Why not ? All the main players are here ! :-)
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#563416 - 08/16/12 07:44 AM
Re: The Human Centipede thread
[Re: Perverted]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Listen you wimp's, I have deeply tongued girls butts for years. They are delicious!
I've got a sneaking suspicion that all of those 'girls' were born with a dick.
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#563419 - 08/16/12 07:55 AM
Re: The Human Centipede thread
[Re: TRPWL]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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that ties me to Canada, Brandon, Jews, Manwin, and arsenic. If that list is from worst to be associated with to not so bad to be associated with, I'd list Brandon over Canadia. Now Jews or Canuckistan is a tough choice. I'll take it down to brass tacks, Jew comedians are funnier than Canadite comedians, so the get 3rd place. My final list would be Brandon, Canuckistan, Jews, arsenic, Manwin.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#563420 - 08/16/12 07:57 AM
Re: The Human Centipede thread
[Re: Perverted]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Turn it into what ever you want kid. We have mods around, in case you get out of line. This is AdultDVDTalk? No, you won't be banned, just brow beaten into submission.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#563421 - 08/16/12 08:00 AM
Re: The Human Centipede thread
[Re: have2cit]
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/01/09
Posts: 314
Loc: Screwing your sister
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I've got a sneaking suspicion that all of those 'girls' were born with a dick.
Actually, I wasn't into them until late in this perverted little life! 
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#563450 - 08/16/12 01:48 PM
Re: The Human Centipede thread
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 06/11/11
Posts: 857
Loc: texas
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Edited by TRPWL (08/16/12 01:48 PM)
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#563457 - 08/16/12 03:01 PM
Re: The Human Centipede thread
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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whos tits are those?taylor stevens?
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#563461 - 08/16/12 03:28 PM
Re: The Human Centipede thread
[Re: have2cit]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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What I said must have some meaning to you, because here you are weeks later still butt hurting like a bitch over it. You've been building up another achey breaky vagina for the last two days over something Bornyo said in the cage. You're a child, at least you mentality is child like, but whatever has your panties in a wad this time, hurry up and melt down, you fat tub of butter, so you can blow yourself out and I don't have to hold your hand through it this weekend. You're hand holding me now? But you said you weren't doing that. You're not lying are you? No. That couldn't be. You're in a position of responsibility with the other 11 3/5 people here, herr doktor. I is a child now? Your diagnoses changes every couple hours, no? I understand, sug. Your little dream for this place hasn't panned out like you were sure it would. You and your hillbilly dog drowning buddy failed to turn this thing into...well, into whatever you thought it would turn into. Of course it can't be your fault. You're infallible. like the Pope. But it has to be somebody's fault, doesn't it? It's easier to blame me for your fucked up ideas failing than it is to look in the mirror. Or to have to face God Steve. I'm happy to be your whipping boy on this thing. But we both know you're the fuck up. You can call everything a meltdown, panties in a bunch, butthurt, all the little cute internet phrases. You can call me delusional, butter, a child, fat, retard, thief of your bandwidth, whatever. The weed thing. But it doesn't change you're being a failure. I'm going to remain a burr in your saddle whether you like it or not. I'm going to point out when you're wrong. Lash out if you want. That just makes it more fun. Go capitalism.
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#563464 - 08/16/12 03:45 PM
Re: The Human Centipede thread
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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Making a Human Centipede mouth-to-mouth instead of ass-to-mouth. Note the "Hey! We're Almost from the Same Generation!" clothing matchup between the 18 year old and the 44 year old. Now that's chemistry! 
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#563490 - 08/16/12 05:59 PM
Re: The Human Centipede thread
[Re: Barry the Pirate]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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You're hand holding me now? But you said you weren't doing that. You're not lying are you? No. That couldn't be. You're in a position of responsibility with the other 11 3/5 people here, herr doktor.
I is a child now? Your diagnoses changes every couple hours, no?
I understand, sug. Your little dream for this place hasn't panned out like you were sure it would. You and your hillbilly dog drowning buddy failed to turn this thing into...well, into whatever you thought it would turn into. Of course it can't be your fault. You're infallible. like the Pope. But it has to be somebody's fault, doesn't it? It's easier to blame me for your fucked up ideas failing than it is to look in the mirror. Or to have to face God Steve. I'm happy to be your whipping boy on this thing. But we both know you're the fuck up.
You can call everything a meltdown, panties in a bunch, butthurt, all the little cute internet phrases. You can call me delusional, butter, a child, fat, retard, thief of your bandwidth, whatever. The weed thing. But it doesn't change you're being a failure.
I'm going to remain a burr in your saddle whether you like it or not. I'm going to point out when you're wrong. Lash out if you want. That just makes it more fun.
Go capitalism.
Let me clue you in on my vision of this place. Reading and telling jokes, (yeah, we know you don’t get them) looking at and posting pictures, occasionally melting down a retard who haplessly crosses my path.  Oh I never believed this was a place where most whores would post for very long, but always admired the ones who could hang on as long as they did. No, the deep-seated hatred of vagina has a long standing tradition here, you’re a testament to that, and I wasn’t foolish enough to believe Bornyo’s change, in one forum only, would magically turn this place into ADT, because if I wanted ADT, I could just go to ADT. I also wasn’t stupid enough to believe that the change, in one forum only, would change anything else in any of the other forums, because it was in one forum only and I knew this was not Vietnam in 60’s and that there was no “domino effect” in play. LOL. Burr in my side? No, the poor souls that you live with are the unlucky ones that have to bear that burden, my mentally ill friend. I’ll be able to walk away, turn you off like a switch, unlike you who’s OCD won’t allow you do the same. You’ll never be able to let it go or tune me out. I am in your head forever.
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#563505 - 08/16/12 07:15 PM
Re: The Human Centipede thread
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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^^ Yeah, Coke said the same thing. OCD. Far from it, doc. Shows how little you really know.
I honestly have always liked BI too. He regularly gets shit on here, but I've only seen him get mad a few times. He just seems to wander along his merry little way. Good for him.
He's in a few gb scenes I have and his presence is distracting. His posting here make him a human. I don't want humans messing up my porn.
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#563510 - 08/16/12 07:57 PM
Re: The Human Centipede thread
[Re: Mr. Meat]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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I'm starting to like Brandon. He just doesn't give a fuck. He is a whore like the rest of them, which equals no soul. Without a soul he can't feel emotions (joy, sorrow, shame, etc). Also, he is a Canadian, so what he defines as humor, is shit.
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#563542 - 08/17/12 05:16 AM
Re: The Human Centipede thread
[Re: Barry the Pirate]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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^^ Yeah, Coke said the same thing. OCD. Far from it, doc. Shows how little you really know.
I'm the one that PM'ed Coke and showed him how your posting pattern was ritualized. Your biggest tell. It's varied little in the intervening years. You must have been out of your skull for the month you were pretending to be banned unless you were reading the board and not logging in, therefore preserving at least part of your ritual.
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#563551 - 08/17/12 07:01 AM
Re: The Human Centipede thread
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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You've already joined in though. Good. Looking for atta boys and pats on the back no doubt. You'll have to consult your buddy Jimbo about your personal circumstances though.
I've had problems logging in too, intervals of disconnection, as has everyone else, I'm just not stupid enough to believe it's a banning.
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#563556 - 08/17/12 07:48 AM
Re: The Human Centipede thread
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Your desperation to belong is as evident as your lack of ability to use the English language. Make no mistake you were boxed, no one is really ever banned, for your personal circumstances consult your buddy.
As for anyone else, the accusation makes a nice excuse for the all to common illness around here that manifests around the buttocks region and any such change to someones personal account can be verified on the highest level and can not be altered without taking the entire database, posts PM's and all, back to that particular point in time. I think someone would notice. Don't you?
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#563559 - 08/17/12 08:18 AM
Re: The Human Centipede thread
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
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#563560 - 08/17/12 08:33 AM
Re: The Human Centipede thread
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Willie banned mpz for posting a tubelink, right? One of the reasons I feel you are a better tube link cop. You a little quick on the trigger, but at least you aint all banny about it. See guys, he aint all bad. He's in a few gb scenes I have and his presence is distracting. His posting here make him a human. Hold the phone, brutha. So are you trying to tell me that any whore that posts here for a bit becomes humanized to you??? I hate to do this, but that is 2 Sociopath Demerits for ya. You better go kick some puppies or push an elderly lady down or something to get back up to snuff.
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#563563 - 08/17/12 09:30 AM
Re: The Human Centipede thread
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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No, not that^^. It's hard to explain and it was more than likely a mistake to mention it here. I don't remember exactly which scene or which beautiful soul, but I do remember it being in a kitchen. Anyhoo, things were going with the weird flow that gb scenes seem to have and suddenly here's BI, a good head shorter that the BS, moving her to wherever he wanted her, and sort of whispering to her in an almost conspiratorial way. And suddenly my head just flashes "fuckin' Brandon". It was weirdly creepy and funny at the same time. Not in a TT Boy kind of creepy, but in a more sneaky kind of creepy. On the other hand it was nothing that the fast forward button couldn't fix. Fuckin Brandon.
Coincidentally, I do have a 2pm elderly lady pushing scheduled.
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#563582 - 08/17/12 12:26 PM
Re: The Human Centipede thread
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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I'd been thinking for a couple of weeks about mentioning here but after seeing it in writing, well, the shame is winning.
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#563714 - 08/18/12 08:20 AM
Re: The Human Centipede thread
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/24/11
Posts: 2330
Loc: Central US
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No shirt. No shoes. Full service.  Brandon, next time you find yourself in this position, without prior warning, work your hands under her pits, pick her up, carry her across the room, and power-bomb the shit out of her on that tacky bed, then put both arms in the air, extend your fore and pink finger, and exclaim "toooo sweeeeet!!!!" you know, because like wrestling and shit.
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#563755 - 08/18/12 02:14 PM
Re: The Human Centipede thread
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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That tacky bed > that yellow couch.
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#563872 - 08/19/12 10:31 AM
Re: The Human Centipede thread
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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The pre- distressed jeans are you.
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