Adrenaline Lust
Directed by Tyce Bune
Starring Kelly Richards, Jackie Moore, Nadya Nice, Brooke, Bella Marie
"Hmmm...." Porn Tzar Tyce Bune thinks to himself one day, "How can I combine my love for doin' figure eights on my Super Bike with my equally voracious love for fucking chicks in the ass on film?" Maybe the fledgling starlet currently inhaling his lap juice looks up from her dirty work and says, "I know!" and Tyce says "No you don't, baby", and pushes her head back down, so that she can only say "mmf!", which is infinitely better to listen to. See, nobody 'suggests' things to Tyce. The Tyce man is always 5 minutes ahead of everybody else's goddamn suggestions. "I'll fuck chicks in the ass on my motorcycle!" Tyce suddenly says, snapping to his feet. The chick tumbles to the ground, wipes off her chin and says, "Tyce, you are a genius!" Tyce agrees. "Adrenaline Lust" is born.

Well, we like everything else fast in this ultra-accelerated culture, so why not turbo porn? Tyce spends the first 10 or so minutes cruising around on his Super Ninja with the good time kids, doin' reverse wheelies and donuts, while his girlfriend masturbates on yet another bike, under a shower, waiting for her man. He finally arrives, strips off the biker-wear (jeans, baby- these ain't Harleys or nothin') and bangs her good, all while water pours over them and the bike. This is the kind of advertising Kawasaki ought to do more of- even I might ride a rice burner if I knew it was gonna attract Mira Sorvino-looking porn stars like Kelly Richards. Anyway, this scene sets the pace (ahem) for the rest of the flick- Ninja trick riding is crosscut with the sex scenes ("Thwaka thwaka thwaka, vroom vroom vroom!"), and the whole thing is pumped up with a soundtrack laced with nu-metal/nu-punk tracks from Jive the Pony, Sonofabitch, and Jason the Dragon. Wisely, when it's time to really sink down to the stink, Tyce drops the motorcycle madness until the inevitably creaming of the pie, because- unless your some kinda speedbike fetish freak- it's awfully hard to concentrate on the business in your hands with all the screaming engines and burning rubber. 5 fuck scenes are on deck, all featuring rail-thin models and big beefy motorcycles, including a white-hot lesbo romp between Jackie Moore and that super sleazy gapped tooth wonder, Naudia Nice. As you've come to expect from Bune, every chick gets her ass pounded, and they're all left with a creamy surprise to take home with 'em.

Since this flick was released, Tyce has formed a whole goddamn subculture surrounding Super Ninjas, porno chicks, and those multi-colored leather jackets, so consider this one an introduction to a whole new world or racing, girls, and new fangled rock. Hey, if you're gonna join a biker gang, I reckon getting your cock sucked beats out getting your head bashed in by a bunch of Hell's Angels. Go Team Adrenaline Lust !
-Sleazegrinder