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#560881 - 07/24/12 06:49 AM
Urban Awards: Monkey Style
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Firstly a heads up to Jigaloo from bringing my attention to these pics. Chris Johnson seems to be as comfortable running up between 350 pounders off the field as he is on it. The guy is doing the work of four wingmen in a single shift, much respect, all be it very disgusted respect. Sean Michaels has always given off a strong Down low nigga vibe, but I posted this pic for the awesome Jeffrey Dahmer photo bomber, even has the shades hanging from the middle of his white shirt, very 1993. Brad Armstrong looking like he has eaten Alec Baldwin and Max making mr Blackwell turn over in his grave, though thumbs up for trying to bring the walkman back I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack / but sometimes I get ridiculous / I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice / hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish? Come on, I know im not the only person who thinks of the humpty dance as soon as they see julian st jox. Sometimes five dimes don't equal 50 cents.
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#560882 - 07/24/12 07:01 AM
Re: Urban Awards: Monkey Style
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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There was a time where the thought of Sammura having a poor man's version of herself would've been unimaginable. Hello 2012, where anything is possible. She has taken all the worst fashion fads from the 80's and worn them at the same time....unintentionally. "missing: my neck, if found please return to 1995 where my clothes belong" Prince N. From the ankles up = Sean John upper management, from the ankles down= Jeffrey Lebowski, the rug really did tie the room together. Jack napier making broke look bankrupt, and like everything in porn he is 8 years behind the times, the pimp phase has been and gone.
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#560904 - 07/24/12 10:25 AM
Re: Urban Awards: Monkey Style
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Elder of Zion
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5208
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
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Jack shares his pride in his combined SAT score.
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#560921 - 07/24/12 01:33 PM
Re: Urban Awards: Monkey Style
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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ID on any of the fatties in the very top pic? Especially the ones on each end...and the Negress. Much thanx.
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#560960 - 07/24/12 06:01 PM
Re: Urban Awards: Monkey Style
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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Firstly a heads up to Jigaloo from bringing my attention to these pics. Sometimes five dimes don't equal 50 cents. I see only one dime there. The others add up to about $.18.
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#560968 - 07/24/12 07:39 PM
Re: Urban Awards: Monkey Style
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Those are Rick's. My Urban X photos are up on http://www.xbiz.com/ it's in a little box that says 'One the Scene.' I'm not the graphic designer or webmaster. Don't complain.
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#560970 - 07/24/12 07:55 PM
Re: Urban Awards: Monkey Style
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#560972 - 07/24/12 08:15 PM
Re: Urban Awards: Monkey Style
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Human Garbage
Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
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She meant "On the Scene" right hand side of the page just a few columns down.
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#560977 - 07/24/12 08:37 PM
Re: Urban Awards: Monkey Style
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Good stuff Gia. Who is the whore on the left? I recognize her, but the name escapes me. Also, I wish they would do this at conventions. Get the whores bent over, and allow a line to pass by for a Stop and Sniff instead of a Meet and Greet. Plus it is less insulting to have the whore already bent over for a pic, rather than having to tell them, "I don't want a pic of your face, could you turn around and grab your ankles." This is a cute black chick. Not necessarily dark enough for me, but so cute that shade don't matter. Anyone have a name for her? This angel is flying too close to the ground, because she'd need 2 engines off a 747 to get airborne.
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#560987 - 07/24/12 09:05 PM
Re: Urban Awards: Monkey Style
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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- Damn, that chick in pic 2 is a civilian?? Nobody there must have any game. You ever see her again Gia, give her my contact info, and I'll turn that bitch out.
- She did a Max shoot??? Were puke and tears involved?? {{Where's that jerking banana when I need it}}
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#561004 - 07/24/12 10:51 PM
Re: Urban Awards: Monkey Style
[Re: Smelly Monkey]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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max is shooting again?i guess getting locked up wasnt enough for him.
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#561057 - 07/25/12 01:25 PM
Re: Urban Awards: Monkey Style
[Re: Smelly Monkey]
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Pervert
Registered: 10/02/08
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Jack napier making broke look bankrupt, and like everything in porn he is 8 years behind the times, the pimp phase has been and gone. not because he wants to; he's trying to cover up that baseball size andy garcia conjoined twin growing out the side of his head by any means necessary - ski caps, james brown whatever. the man is in pain and the Black Man doesn't do raven alexis fake-cancer- he won't talk about it. many of the men and women newly arrived at auschwitz would try to fix their hair with their hands in the mornings in a perhaps subconscious act of trying to maintain some human dignity but after a while would resign to its meaninglessness and jack's not quite there yet. hey monkey, how's it going?
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#561064 - 07/25/12 02:00 PM
Re: Urban Awards: Monkey Style
[Re: Smelly Monkey]
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Registered: 10/19/06
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he smiles like someone just shit in his mouth.
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#561091 - 07/25/12 06:13 PM
Re: Urban Awards: Monkey Style
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Zip Coon
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not because he wants to; he's trying to cover up that baseball size andy garcia conjoined twin growing out the side of his head by any means necessary - ski caps, james brown whatever. the man is in pain and the Black Man doesn't do raven alexis fake-cancer- he won't talk about it.
I was wondering about this too. In all of his sets for Blacks and Blondes, Jack is always wearing these crazy wigs. I thought it was because he was under some contract with another video company and had to pretend he wasn't "Jack Napier". But this makes sense now.
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#561104 - 07/25/12 07:46 PM
Re: Urban Awards: Monkey Style
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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So he's Roger from American Dad?
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#561135 - 07/25/12 11:40 PM
Re: Urban Awards: Monkey Style
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/19/12
Posts: 78
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The cute black "civilian" girl looks like Leilani Leeanne?
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#561143 - 07/26/12 04:47 AM
Re: Urban Awards: Monkey Style
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 03/03/12
Posts: 128
Loc: The Deep North
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Jack Napier is so into being Jack Napier, he goes by his real name. I think he just sees life is one big theatre and has fun with different looks, so I wouldn't put it past him to don a wig. But dude's the realest cat you'll ever meet. He seems to be content as any man with a 20 foot dong can be in his movies. I just wonder if Butters rocked up to this shindig looking for ways to become a more successful "Kissing Company" owner.
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#561144 - 07/26/12 04:52 AM
Re: Urban Awards: Monkey Style
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 03/03/12
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[quote=Smelly Monkey] There was a time where the thought of Sammura having a poor man's version of herself would've been unimaginable. Hello 2012, where anything is possible. Is Reverse Bukkake back in full effect?
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#561490 - 07/28/12 05:40 PM
Re: Urban Awards: Monkey Style
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
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The A-10 Thunderbolt of black pornstars:
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#561491 - 07/28/12 05:43 PM
Re: Urban Awards: Monkey Style
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#561502 - 07/28/12 06:54 PM
Re: Urban Awards: Monkey Style
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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its the off brand a1 sauce.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#561507 - 07/28/12 07:18 PM
Re: Urban Awards: Monkey Style
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/18/11
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Does A-10 mean 10 of her children were adopted by caring families? Fairchild Republic A-10 Thunderbolt aka "Warthog"
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I think she's hot, hot, hot and that gives her vagina tattoo bonus points. The cat-nose-and-whiskers, though, makes me wonder. That doesn't seem like a smart tattoo at all.
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#561508 - 07/28/12 07:25 PM
Re: Urban Awards: Monkey Style
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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jig was kidding nassim.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#561512 - 07/28/12 07:33 PM
Re: Urban Awards: Monkey Style
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/18/11
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Yeah, I thought so. Someone was going to say it, at some point, so since I've always thought those planes were pretty boss...
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I think she's hot, hot, hot and that gives her vagina tattoo bonus points. The cat-nose-and-whiskers, though, makes me wonder. That doesn't seem like a smart tattoo at all.
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#561544 - 07/29/12 05:17 AM
Re: Urban Awards: Monkey Style
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Porn Jesus
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Kelly Shibari, whose picture is floating somewhere in that group, is more like an F-4 Phantom, "the flying brick."
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#561550 - 07/29/12 06:54 AM
Re: Urban Awards: Monkey Style
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Given the amount of cargo it is carrying, a better comparison would be a C-137.
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#561560 - 07/29/12 07:54 AM
Re: Urban Awards: Monkey Style
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/24/11
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i dont know if max is shooting. i dont know if cindy starfall did a scene with him. all i know is they exchanged #s Didn't Max say something about shooting again, but not shooting any of that stuff that got him busted? If I wasn't a lazy fuck, I'd find the quote.
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#561647 - 07/29/12 09:32 PM
Re: Urban Awards: Monkey Style
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Cool. You get wikipedia on your computer, too?
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#564141 - 08/22/12 10:56 AM
Re: Urban Awards: Monkey Style
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/31/04
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the bitch is highly fuckable. perhaps the 'talent' would disagree but that thick black fuckstick would have a line as long as a beer tent ready to add to any kind of biological misadventure.
send her to my place and for once and for all realize that a semi-decent pussy is way better than your calloused hand..
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#568036 - 09/19/12 11:51 PM
Re: Urban Awards: Monkey Style
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Porn Jesus
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Kelly Shibari, whose picture is floating somewhere in that group, is more like an F-4 Phantom, "the flying brick." id like to pilot her and the rest of the female cast of evil bbw gold.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#568058 - 09/20/12 05:58 AM
Re: Urban Awards: Monkey Style
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Why hasn't Blackules discovered this thread?
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