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#558185 - 07/03/12 10:06 PM
Brandon Iron Slut Whore University Opens
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/03/03
Posts: 94
Loc: Germany
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I have funded a $10,000,000 endowment for the newly opened Brandon Iron Slut Whore University. Porn has reached a point where it is no longer relevant. The mission has been accomplished and the women of America, ordinary soccer moms have all become slut whores however the women of America are in dire need of advanced slut whore education particularly in the area of Deepthroat studies including deep load throat deposits. Just as it is no longer acceptable for porn stars to not swallow cock to the base of the man root and slurp on the balls it is no longer acceptable for American slut whores to perform shallow Root blow jobs. President, Brandon Iron has announced the new chair of the Deepthroat studies department, professor Bobbi Starr. He has also announced that Dr. Sharon Mitchell has been appointed head of student gyno services.
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#558265 - 07/05/12 04:24 AM
Re: Brandon Iron Slut Whore University Opens
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
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there he is infecting the natives again.... wtf. he wonders why he gets told to leave entire countries?.
enough with spreading the plague Irons. get back home and make some porn none of us will ever buy.
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#558275 - 07/05/12 07:55 AM
Re: Brandon Iron Slut Whore University Opens
[Re: Rommel]
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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Yesterday, I received my business permit to market Guantanemojo (patent pending), an all-natural herbal Viagra substitute. Wish me luck and all the best to you decadent capitalist pigs exploiting your workers. If anyone needs me, I have a small office set up in one of the back booths at La Bodeguita del Medio, as seen in Michael Mann's Miami Vice, starring Colin Farrell and Jamie Foxx.
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#558276 - 07/05/12 08:00 AM
Re: Brandon Iron Slut Whore University Opens
[Re: Rommel]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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You gotta post more often, man. Have2 was getting too happy thinking you were gone.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#558300 - 07/05/12 12:33 PM
Re: Brandon Iron Slut Whore University Opens
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
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You guys realize that this thread started with Brandon talking to himself, yes?.
And very edgy stuff btw. the nazi Cuba porn connection being posted on the 4th by an exile is damn near terrorism. combine that with the recent Ann Curry debacle and I'm not sure how much more I can take.
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#558327 - 07/05/12 03:42 PM
Re: Brandon Iron Slut Whore University Opens
[Re: Rommel]
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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Drone on, Yankee. I have now landed 2 additional girlfriends so I expect to be quite busy for the foreseeable future. No posts for a while from Che Iron. P.S. Yankee Go Home (message courtesy of the people of Guantanemo Bay). Trivia: According to a tour guide I met, the only reason the US Military is still squatting on Cuban land is because the sly government treaty negotiators included a clause saying the lease would expire only if BOTH governments agree as to what to do. What a joke. Imagine someone doing that on American soil.
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#558332 - 07/05/12 03:51 PM
Re: Brandon Iron Slut Whore University Opens
[Re: Rommel]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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looked at the jm preview pics and for perverted planet 9 brandon went to argentina.did you encounter any trannies down there?of camera of course.i say for your next trip you should head to spain.theyve got relatively inexpensive whores that are attractive.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#558347 - 07/05/12 04:37 PM
Re: Brandon Iron Slut Whore University Opens
[Re: Rommel]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Brandon, if you don't post any hot Cuban broad Starfish, in it proper place, then I will think even less of you than I currently do.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#558352 - 07/05/12 04:45 PM
Re: Brandon Iron Slut Whore University Opens
[Re: Rommel]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Hooker resort in the Dominican is way above my budget.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#558355 - 07/05/12 05:10 PM
Re: Brandon Iron Slut Whore University Opens
[Re: Rommel]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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$1k/day w/12 hour over night GFE plus airfare. Eastern Euros gotta cost more. http://www.reddiamondgirls.com/index.phpAt this point, a handy from a gloved crack ho is probably what my budget will bear. Sure, I could score a fat chick for 2 drinks and 5 minutes of polite talk, but then I'd have to find a new bar for a month.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#558357 - 07/05/12 05:18 PM
Re: Brandon Iron Slut Whore University Opens
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
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Hooker resort in the Dominican is way above my budget. You could afford Haiti.
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#558358 - 07/05/12 05:28 PM
Re: Brandon Iron Slut Whore University Opens
[Re: Rommel]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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The Dominican Hot Hooker myth is just that- a myth. There are lots of willing young girls there, and for cheap, but truth be told they are not beauty queens. They tend to run hippy/thick in the middle and if you're already there with your thick gringo woman you might as well hold. Why risk catching some shit a Canadian may have left behind in some mustachioed girl?
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#558359 - 07/05/12 05:37 PM
Re: Brandon Iron Slut Whore University Opens
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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You look like a gay street mime who somehow just got his own Disney TV show in this picture.
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#558364 - 07/05/12 06:08 PM
Re: Brandon Iron Slut Whore University Opens
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Hooker resort in the Dominican is way above my budget. You could afford Haiti. But not the medical bills once I'm back Stateside. This one aint bad. Submission and Golden Showers included, Greek, Rimming and Video extra. I wonder if you get her for 12 hrs, if the upsell is per load or covers the entire time. If it is per load, you gotta pay for the Greek on like the third one, so it takes forever and you get your moneys worth.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#558367 - 07/05/12 06:22 PM
Re: Brandon Iron Slut Whore University Opens
[Re: Rommel]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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they aren't charging anything extra down there. No tricks and no limits. Including no limit to the width of their asses or what is festering inside them.
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#558375 - 07/05/12 07:11 PM
Re: Brandon Iron Slut Whore University Opens
[Re: Rommel]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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^boring...
skip to the part with the shotgun, earnest.
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#558379 - 07/05/12 07:28 PM
Re: Brandon Iron Slut Whore University Opens
[Re: gia jordan]
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Zip Coon
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Registered: 04/01/07
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I hate hate HATE when men wear sandals. Any type of sandals. YOU"RE A MAN. WEAR SOME REAL, ACTUAL GODDAMN SHOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What about comfort on a hot day? Or on the beach? Nothing wrong with men wearing sandals. You are definitely in the minority here.
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#558383 - 07/05/12 07:38 PM
Re: Brandon Iron Slut Whore University Opens
[Re: Tritone]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I hate hate HATE when men wear sandals. Any type of sandals. YOU"RE A MAN. WEAR SOME REAL, ACTUAL GODDAMN SHOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What about comfort on a hot day? Or on the beach? Nothing wrong with men wearing sandals. You are definitely in the minority here. It's called wear Vans and call it a day. And I'm skipping over you baiting me with using 'in the minority here.'
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#558416 - 07/06/12 02:37 AM
Re: Brandon Iron Slut Whore University Opens
[Re: Rommel]
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Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus
Registered: 05/06/04
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Gia's 100% right. Grown men do not wear sandals or flip flops unless they're actually at the beach. Anywhere else and you're just a douche. (or a sand nagger)
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#558431 - 07/06/12 07:48 AM
Re: Brandon Iron Slut Whore University Opens
[Re: gia jordan]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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I hate hate HATE when men wear sandals. Any type of sandals. YOU"RE A MAN. WEAR SOME REAL, ACTUAL GODDAMN SHOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#558435 - 07/06/12 08:03 AM
Re: Brandon Iron Slut Whore University Opens
[Re: Rommel]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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That me too ^
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#558436 - 07/06/12 08:04 AM
Re: Brandon Iron Slut Whore University Opens
[Re: Rommel]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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The worst is sandals with black socks and shorts.
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#558440 - 07/06/12 08:26 AM
Re: Brandon Iron Slut Whore University Opens
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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The worst is sandals with black socks and shorts. no it has to be thong sandals with jeans.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#558441 - 07/06/12 08:38 AM
Re: Brandon Iron Slut Whore University Opens
[Re: frankie fatale]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Along w/ a pink Izod shirt and popped collar.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#558447 - 07/06/12 09:21 AM
Re: Brandon Iron Slut Whore University Opens
[Re: Rommel]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Hopefully, if the other end is wrapped around something tall.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#558496 - 07/06/12 06:50 PM
Re: Brandon Iron Slut Whore University Opens
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 06/12/12
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Gia's 100% right. Grown men do not wear sandals or flip flops unless they're actually at the beach. Anywhere else and you're just a douche. (or a sand nagger) Maybe if I was doing a reenactment of Moses and The Ten Commandments I could get away with wearing sandals. I wear Gucci men's shoes.
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#558651 - 07/07/12 11:42 AM
Re: Brandon Iron Slut Whore University Opens
[Re: Rommel]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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wear jock socks so your shoes and feet dont get stinky^.thats what i do when i wear shorts and some low tops.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#558665 - 07/07/12 12:32 PM
Re: Brandon Iron Slut Whore University Opens
[Re: Rommel]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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I wear Nike Dri Fit short socks. Each pair is labeled with an "L" and a "R" and now I can't leave the house unless I have a matching set.
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#558675 - 07/07/12 01:35 PM
Re: Brandon Iron Slut Whore University Opens
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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You know another way to air out your feet? Sandals. Cool, comfortable. unless theyre flip flops or youre asian,or a woman youre going to look like a dickhead.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#558706 - 07/07/12 03:50 PM
Re: Brandon Iron Slut Whore University Opens
[Re: fartz]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Hey Gia, I wear black/beige C1RCA skates shoes with no socks. Does that make me awesome? Yes.
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#558709 - 07/07/12 03:59 PM
Re: Brandon Iron Slut Whore University Opens
[Re: Rommel]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Skate Dork.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#558721 - 07/07/12 04:35 PM
Re: Brandon Iron Slut Whore University Opens
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/18/11
Posts: 720
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You know another way to air out your feet? Sandals. Cool, comfortable. The always stylish Canadian male pairs those sandals with jorts before going out to grill on his back porch on March 1st every year. He will wear this ensemble, and insist on having a barbecue even if there is still snow on the ground and the temperatures are freezing.
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I think she's hot, hot, hot and that gives her vagina tattoo bonus points. The cat-nose-and-whiskers, though, makes me wonder. That doesn't seem like a smart tattoo at all.
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#558729 - 07/07/12 05:05 PM
Re: Brandon Iron Slut Whore University Opens
[Re: Rommel]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
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Live a little Gia. Hit us w/ an upskirt. You know you wanna.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#558784 - 07/08/12 12:11 AM
Re: Brandon Iron Slut Whore University Opens
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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And rate the flavor of her asshole on a scale of 1-5.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#558794 - 07/08/12 12:56 AM
Re: Brandon Iron Slut Whore University Opens
[Re: Rommel]
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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M'lady's name is Kitty Cat and you can see all of her in the frame grabs here: http://blogs.pornstarnetwork.com/brandon...oadmymouth-com/Her ass was delicious and her boobs are amazing. Great girl to meet.
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#558795 - 07/08/12 01:03 AM
Re: Brandon Iron Slut Whore University Opens
[Re: Rommel]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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I kinda like that one. Was that shot while you were in Greece by any chance? The whitewashed walls and simple wooden furniture have the look of your typical tourist apartment there.
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#558798 - 07/08/12 01:21 AM
Re: Brandon Iron Slut Whore University Opens
[Re: Rommel]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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I know you don't talk specifics, but which of these countries you've been to in the past year or so has the cheapest rates for decent looking hookers porn actresses.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#558816 - 07/08/12 07:16 AM
Re: Brandon Iron Slut Whore University Opens
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/24/11
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Loc: Central US
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wear jock socks so your shoes and feet dont get stinky^.thats what i do when i wear shorts and some low tops. Frankie, I was blessed with some weird power of non-stinkyness. I rarely sweat, and I never stink. No body odor from under the arms or in the feetz. Now, don't get me wrong, I'm a man, and if I don't shower daily, I will get stinky in the ballz/ass region, but hey, I'm only human. It's 106 degrees here, I wear no deoderant, and somehow, I just don't stink. Maybe it's the American Indian blood. I'm not sure.
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#558838 - 07/08/12 10:58 AM
Re: Brandon Iron Slut Whore University Opens
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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It's 106 degrees here, I wear no deoderant, and somehow, I just don't stink. Maybe it's the American Indian blood. I'm not sure.
consider yourself in the lucky minority,regardless of how much of an oxy moron that is.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#558863 - 07/08/12 03:33 PM
Re: Brandon Iron Slut Whore University Opens
[Re: Rommel]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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just watched a doc oln beautiful souls in Cuba. Apparently, when it comes to foreigners, all Cuban women are BSs.
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#558865 - 07/08/12 03:37 PM
Re: Brandon Iron Slut Whore University Opens
[Re: Rommel]
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
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#559276 - 07/12/12 04:12 AM
Re: Brandon Iron Slut Whore University Opens
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Pervert
Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
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The Dominican Hot Hooker myth is just that- a myth. a trip to the D.R. is a wish the heart makes: greatness, at any cost. when I’m making my consumption choices, I employ a discerning eye to seek out the crummiest, flimsiest, and crappiest of everything. the condo right above the dumpster. the annie cruz compilation dvd. if it isn’t the worst possible choice, I can't be bothered. because I probably can’t afford it. the place is a lot like childhood or minimum security prison: they talk about it like its magical when you're in it you can't wait to get out. the urinary tract infection of vacation destinations with the added benefit law enforcement is both weak and corrupt. an opulent folk small in stature, smaller in mind, culturally bankrupt, around midnight they come out and set off a lot of firecrackers to celebrate their legacy of colonial shame. the viagra brigade predators aren't difficult to spot: pair of overweight euro or american men age 60-70 having time of their lives in a bar while with a few bored or scared 13 y/o brown girls or boys, - the poverty which impels crack users to thieve is also relevant to those families who sell their childrens' services. Do's & Don'ts sectionDO take recent photographs of your children with you so it will be easier to identify and claim their bodies later. DONT let the wife or g/f pack anything shiny, it can stir up a response with the natives. earrings or foil wrappers = exploratory bite. watch = machete & bye bye hand. sparkly shoes or handbag and its stab-stab-stab, she staggers, stab-stab, now she's looking at her hand like 'is that blood', stab-stab, she drops, stab-stab-stab, stab, and its "thank you very much julius ceasar and my goodness aren't these shoes look lovely - size 8? yes? no? yes? no? maybe? can I get a hint?" excellent scuba, btw. * the preceding was, again, sarcasm masking deep hurt.
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#559354 - 07/13/12 12:52 AM
Re: Brandon Iron Slut Whore University Opens
[Re: Rommel]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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I feel your pain.
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