I have funded a $10,000,000 endowment for the newly opened Brandon Iron Slut Whore University. Porn has reached a point where it is no longer relevant. The mission has been accomplished and the women of America, ordinary soccer moms have all become slut whores however the women of America are in dire need of advanced slut whore education particularly in the area of Deepthroat studies including deep load throat deposits. Just as it is no longer acceptable for porn stars to not swallow cock to the base of the man root and slurp on the balls it is no longer acceptable for American slut whores to perform shallow Root blow jobs. President, Brandon Iron has announced the new chair of the Deepthroat studies department, professor Bobbi Starr. He has also announced that Dr. Sharon Mitchell has been appointed head of student gyno services.

I am currently living in Havana, Cuba, and have joined the socialist struggle against capitalist oppression. I found a nice girlfriend and would appreciate privacy. Also, dollars. I had no idea how devalued the Cuban Convertible Peso had become and I am very, very hungry. Thank you.

there he is infecting the natives again.... wtf. he wonders why he gets told to leave entire countries?.

enough with spreading the plague Irons. get back home and make some porn none of us will ever buy.

He is home..Cuba and Canada are pretty much the same...

Yesterday, I received my business permit to market Guantanemojo (patent pending), an all-natural herbal Viagra substitute. Wish me luck and all the best to you decadent capitalist pigs exploiting your workers.


If anyone needs me, I have a small office set up in one of the back booths at La Bodeguita del Medio, as seen in Michael Mann's Miami Vice, starring Colin Farrell and Jamie Foxx.

You gotta post more often, man. Have2 was getting too happy thinking you were gone.

I did not realize it would take this long for the workers of the world to unite. No one shows up until after 3:00pm and I am usually having a nap then.

dude, wtf..if you wanna talk Miami vice..dont bring up that crap movie ....

You guys realize that this thread started with Brandon talking to himself, yes?.

And very edgy stuff btw. the nazi Cuba porn connection being posted on the 4th by an exile is damn near terrorism. combine that with the recent Ann Curry debacle and I'm not sure how much more I can take.

Drone on, Yankee.
I have now landed 2 additional girlfriends so I expect to be quite busy for the foreseeable future. No posts for a while from Che Iron.

P.S. Yankee Go Home (message courtesy of the people of Guantanemo Bay). Trivia: According to a tour guide I met, the only reason the US Military is still squatting on Cuban land is because the sly government treaty negotiators included a clause saying the lease would expire only if BOTH governments agree as to what to do. What a joke. Imagine someone doing that on American soil.

looked at the jm preview pics and for perverted planet 9 brandon went to argentina.did you encounter any trannies down there?of camera of course.i say for your next trip you should head to spain.theyve got relatively inexpensive whores that are attractive.

I hate hate HATE when men wear sandals. Any type of sandals. YOU"RE A MAN. WEAR SOME REAL, ACTUAL GODDAMN SHOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(and here in la it is the WORST. you guys that think you're slick in your jeans, blazers over the tshirt, fedoras, and flip flops. DIE, YOU MAROON5 LOOKING MOTHERFCUKERS.)

How the fuck did Brandon even get into Cuba?? I thought they had him on don not enter list..Like the US

HUMAN TRAFFICCCKKKING

yes,,I better let Foster and Foxx in on this...

Maybe start the Irons Fund..Wait, is he being trafficked or is he trafficking?

Might be hard to raise capital if hes a trafficker

Brandon, if you don't post any hot Cuban broad Starfish, in it proper place, then I will think even less of you than I currently do.

All the hot Cuban girls are already here. But I heard there are a lot of hot chicks still in the Dominican Republic.

Hooker resort in the Dominican is way above my budget.

If it's a hooker resort, it's probably mostly Russian and Ukranian hotties there. The attractive local girls don't hook. The ones that do strike an interest in that, move to the States and live with their civilian female cousin who is an American citizen.

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$1k/day w/12 hour over night GFE plus airfare. Eastern Euros gotta cost more.
http://www.reddiamondgirls.com/index.php

At this point, a handy from a gloved crack ho is probably what my budget will bear. Sure, I could score a fat chick for 2 drinks and 5 minutes of polite talk, but then I'd have to find a new bar for a month.

^^^Interesting. I was sure they wouldn't be local girls. I've no problem being wrong sometimes.

And omg will someone please get these girls a better donation box of clothes and a real photographer. That's some shitty management. They'll get more customers if they present the girls better.

You could afford Haiti.

The Dominican Hot Hooker myth is just that- a myth. There are lots of willing young girls there, and for cheap, but truth be told they are not beauty queens. They tend to run hippy/thick in the middle and if you're already there with your thick gringo woman you might as well hold. Why risk catching some shit a Canadian may have left behind in some mustachioed girl?

You look like a gay street mime who somehow just got his own Disney TV show in this picture.

But not the medical bills once I'm back Stateside.

This one aint bad. Submission and Golden Showers included, Greek, Rimming and Video extra. I wonder if you get her for 12 hrs, if the upsell is per load or covers the entire time. If it is per load, you gotta pay for the Greek on like the third one, so it takes forever and you get your moneys worth.

they aren't charging anything extra down there. No tricks and no limits. Including no limit to the width of their asses or what is festering inside them.

Hemingway wrote pieces of his work in this hotel. Last night, I was kicked out for bringing back 2 of my girlfriends at midnight. I'm now living in the streets, considering following in Papa's footsteps. If I ever make it to Ketchum.....

^boring...

skip to the part with the shotgun, earnest.

Good news! Today I was befriended by a small troupe of itinerant street musicians. I play salsa and merengue beats on a drum (that's me in the white bandana) for tips. So far I have earned nearly enough for one mojito.

What about comfort on a hot day? Or on the beach? Nothing wrong with men wearing sandals. You are definitely in the minority here.

You like wearing loincloths and living in mud huts. You also like putting on lipstick before you blow your boyfriend. You are definitely in the minority here.

It's called wear Vans and call it a day. And I'm skipping over you baiting me with using 'in the minority here.'

What about those of us who have nice looking feet? Several women have complimented my tootsies.

Gia's 100% right. Grown men do not wear sandals or flip flops unless they're actually at the beach. Anywhere else and you're just a douche. (or a sand nagger)

this.

That me too ^

The worst is sandals with black socks and shorts.

We Cubans like to be comfortable. My sandals remind me that I'm on vacation and that I'm not wearing a uniform with or without a name tag.

no it has to be thong sandals with jeans.

Along w/ a pink Izod shirt and popped collar.

Is there a sweater wrapped around the neck of the guy in the pink Izod shirt?

Hopefully, if the other end is wrapped around something tall.

Maybe if I was doing a reenactment of Moses and The Ten Commandments I could get away with wearing sandals. I wear Gucci men's shoes.

Gia needs to resolve her anger issues with men in general. The sandal scandal is merely a symptom of deeper insecurities.

Hey Gia, I wear black/beige C1RCA skates shoes with no socks. Does that make me awesome?

wear jock socks so your shoes and feet dont get stinky^.thats what i do when i wear shorts and some low tops.

You know another way to air out your feet? Sandals. Cool, comfortable.

I wear Nike Dri Fit short socks. Each pair is labeled with an "L" and a "R" and now I can't leave the house unless I have a matching set.

unless theyre flip flops or youre asian,or a woman youre going to look like a dickhead.