sounds great.share some behind the scenes stills if you can.tit pics too.
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Head up to San Fran and knock on Kink's door. I'd love to see them give you the once over. They do pay a ton for The Training of O, but the no anal could be a deal breaker.
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regarding the no anal... here's some easy reading for RAVEN just so she can't say we never told her so... 9, 42, 44 are your lucky numbers for the day.
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#1: whores lie #2: male performers have NO stroke value #3: way too much man-ass in hetero porn (please minimize the use of the dreaded "ball-cam" angle. Any amount of time that 70% of the screen is occupied by the dude's ass and nut sack is too much) #4: double-pen in the same orifice is gay #5: Generally, European porn stars are much dirtier than their American counterparts #6: when a dude is getting it up the ass, no matter if it's from a woman, tranny or another dude, it's gay #7: if you have a small dick and fuck like a chick with a strap on you shouldn't be a stunt cock #8: interracial gangbangs demonstrate how far we've come as a country regarding race #9: if she doesn't do anal, and she's not Christy Canyon, she's not a legitimate porn star #10: piss, vomit and/or scat ain't sex(y) #11: too many tattoos and piercings and it becomes an unpleasant freak show #12: if you must show cunnilingus, make sure the guy doesn't have a moustache (see Ron Jeremey and Christy Canyon; looks like the Tribbles Star Trek episode) #13: the male talent shall keep grunting and moaning to a minimum #14: don't jump to the guy's face during the money shot #15: there shall be no unattended pussy in a FFM threesome scene at any time #16: close up shots have their place, but it's not two thirds of the movie; pull back, establish and let us get on with the important business of jerking off to the whole girl, not just the meat piston #17: genuine sounds of balls slapping against girl's ass or cock slamming into wet cunt shall not be interrupted by talents' over dramatic moaning or porn banter #18: The bts interviewer shall not ask how the girl got into porn if she's been doing porn longer than 6 months #19: if it's a comp, let the box cover say it's a comp; don't dress it up as all new scenes #20: if the movie is shot in HD, cast must have good complexions (and definitely, no ass zits) #21: if it's on the box, it shall be in the movie #22: if an act is described as "her first time", it shall not be common knowledge that it is far from her first time #23: unless your name is Andrew Blake, let us hear the actual noises instead of the music, no matter how much you paid your cousin to create it with Pro Tools #24: squirt is pee (see #10) #25: every whore has a price #26: the more cum that lands above her mouth, and the more surprised/upset she is about it, the better; if she actually starts to whimper, it's rewind time #27: in porn, for every one great boob job, there are 76 shit ones around the corner #28: someone else's baby jam on/in a girl is off limits; stick your dick elsewhere or towel her off/make her swallow #29: nine out of ten whores say they are in porn for the "great sex" and "close friendships," when in reality they are motivated in the following order of importance: 60% money/Donna Karan sunglasses/Gucci handbags; 20% getting back at their fucking asshole parents; 10% support/augment drug dependency; 10% support suitcase pimp's drug dependency #30: when a whore says they "don't do drugs any more," it means they still smoke unbelievable amounts of pot, and drink like fishes #31: not all attention-whores are porn girls, but all porn girls are attention-whores #32: if you have a catch-phrase, you're a douche #33: girls turn 18 every day #34: retired whore makes a comeback = rent is due #35: whores never learn #36: whores are never retired, they are just between sex-related “career opportunities†#37: directors shall keep babbling to a minimum #38: limit stills; flash bulbs going off is distracting #39: big-budget porn (e.g. “Conquestâ€, “Private Gladiatorâ€) is a waste of perfectly good money that could be better spent on costlier sex acts; i.e., would you rather see a wooden ship or an anal gangbang? #40: slow-motion and replay shall be kept to the barest minimum #41: if the male talent is taking a long time to cum, edit it out; no one wants to see 60+ seconds of a guy desperately stroking himself off (and moaning) while the female talent mentally composes her shopping list (see #29) #42: eventually, to maintain interest, female talent will have to do anal (e.g. Eva Angelina) #43: whores can't do porn forever; sometimes you have to grow up and move on #44: when a whore holds off anal for too long, no one cares #45: if you are shot out and get breast implants, you are still shot out #46: never talk about your kids on your porn site; a real wood killer #47: how about a girl who sucks beyond the goddamn helmet; half these bitches don't belong in the industry, because they can't give proper head #48: during anal sex, the phrase "fuck the shit out of me" (or variations thereon) shouldn't be uttered #49: the more ridiculously out of place a whore looks in how she's dressed (e.g. hot pants, clear heels, etc.), the better #50: asses are much improved by being bigger (within reason) and wetter (without reason)... #51: like Hydra, when one whore dies, another five spring up in her place #52: alt.porn has engendered more verbiage than woodage #53: male talent should not be featured prominently on the box cover
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That Lexi Belle cunt is in the #44 range. Frigid Bitch.
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The two 10%s in #29 seem like a low ball number. Also #17 should be changed from porn banter to porn blabber. Banter implies wit, humor, and at least some hint of originality.
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Would you consider doing an anal scene for a small, start up POV site, when you are back on the East Coast? We can put it in the release that the scene is not allowed to be marketed until your 3rd anal scene is released, or 2 years have passed.
Would I be booking this direct, or is there a pimp I have to book through?
I'll bring the Skittles and a wine glass, all you need to bring is a smile.
Do we have a fake accountant around here to tell me how much it will cost to set up a bogus website business, so I can write this off?
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Dude, I currently couldn't afford a handy from a crack ho. I'm just taking a stab at lulz.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
grab a digi camcorder,some legit wavers and a blog.youre good to go.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
but anyway i bought some warheads,cry babies,and these new things called lemon jacks today.you gotta try them.theyre not sour until you bite it and then theres sugary crystalized liquid.so sour and good.mmm.
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Man, Does anybody remember when the caliber of chick that used to appear in Penthouse was...
Maybe the problem with Porn is they need to make less of it and stop hiring street walker looking skanks... Being slutty trashy and raunchy doesn't mean you have too look it...
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Well I the whore to whore cycle has now become almost as brief as the news cycle. Typically a whorelet needs to have a few scenes out and a few "in the can" before being Pimped out by LA direct.
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Where is the pricing/service section? There are whores who offer pse on some of the escort sites etc., which means you can usually nut on their faces and whatnot. Do actual porn stars offer pse? ...and I'm not laying down my hard earned scratch to fuck Dolly Golden....
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You probably have to call and be screened in order to talk price. That way they can feel you out and guesstimate how much they can over price the product, and still have you book.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
You should put all the meanie meanies here who were mean to you on your NO list! But this might be a good way for that one guy to get your autograph and tell you how much he loves you in person.
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Goddamit, whores go downhill so fast. I was just thinking that Haliey James is the about the only girl on that list that looks tempting. Then I found her Twitter page and some recent pics.
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I'm not sure if this video is an explanation for her physical condition or if it just shows that being drugged out can lead to unique acting opportunities.
What I do know is this pic of her latest tattoo is too much of a coincidence to ignore. Raven Bay, I think this is a cry for help to YOU directly.
Don't ignore her, Raven! You might be the only one who can help! I think you should contact her on Twitter: @MarisaBella88. Hurry, before it's too late! You need to get her here ASAP so that we can offer her comfort and support.
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"Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars." - Martin Luther King, Jr.
It certainly did. Just to make one thing clear, Marisa Bella is not her real name and it's the first result if you do a Google search for Hailey James' Twitter.
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I bet bulimics feel the same kind of self loathing after purging that I do after purging myself of excess jizz. One of the handful of reasons I feel I'd be a good match for one.
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Bulimia is the path to Hollywood and personal success. Just ask Gia...Oh she is anorexic but says saying she is eating healthy in some archaic line of logic... EVERYBODY should eat heated up cans of Vegetable stock ....lol
I love how despite the fact that A Bulimic destroyed their body so much that they cannot have babies..
Also they will deny a miscarriage was the result of bulimia
but then rent out some illegal immigrants womb to house her hell spawn...
They go to great lengths to convince you that they "eat what ever they want"
Fully oblivious to the fact that that proves they have a disorder. They just dont own the purge...
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Why the pics of Jules? She is not bullimic
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I bet the bulimia helped her get the job. TV execs are sure to like the lack of a gag reflex as much as the next guy.
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I think maybe she's throwing up the food because of cancer treatment. Not fake porn-whore cancer either — Giuliana Rancic had a lumpectomy last October, followed by a double mastectomy in December. Merry Christmas.
Maybe she was bulimic all along, but I'm willing to give the benefit of the doubt to a cancer patient.
So you think some other chick (one with an eating disorder) decided to get identical tattoos, including the one of her dead mom? Sorry, but that's how she looks now. And those perfect tittays are gone forever. In fact, they're now implants.. And, just to ruin your fucking day even more, she's also a lesbian.
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"Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars." - Martin Luther King, Jr.
So you think some other chick (one with an eating disorder) decided to get identical tattoos, including the one of her dead mom? Sorry, but that's how she looks now. And those perfect tittays are gone forever. In fact, they're now implants.. And, just to ruin your fucking day even more, she's also a lesbian.
Apparently Halie isn't too much of a lesbo to turn down hooker money though:
steezo just shot the fucking leprachaun and the unicorn of my inner titman for the day.
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Gulianna is a buddy of mine and is not bulimic at all. She eats like a horse. She is also a big porn fan and used to go into little porn shops with her musician boyfriend and flirt with the sales guys. She has had a life full of medical issues since childhood and is one tough broad. She was raised by Italian speaking parents and taught herself English to the point that she has no accent. This girl is a fighter and not the type to fall into the anorexia/bulimia mold.
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I really wanted to go to that Bukake because I thought for sure that you were going to be on the receiving end. - Ryan Knox to Jeff Steward