Panzer quit his job and went back to school. He has been too busy w/ studies to post much, although he did have a string of TGIFriday's Frozen Dinner reviews going. He is still profiting from advanced Jewery via ebay.

sigh...no Gigi.....


and the choice of emoticons doesn't represent my sadness...

Then again, I unleashed my girlfriend on this site to 1) look up my posts and despair and 2) to be a female poster and hate all of mankind. 3) immediately bumped in to hav2cit....

Whatever happened to those frozen dinner reviews? Fucker posted an extensive list of entrees and appetizers he promised to review, then dropped the ball entirely. Threw my meal-planning off completely.

He's kidding folks... he has yet to leash me (despite my repeated requests), so he can't exactly "unleash" me...

1) Not so much despairing as learning; 2) can't entirely argue with that one; 3) yup, but I think I held my own (and I've no doubt he holds his "own" more often than not!).

I'll make this simple.



Until then, we're not interested.

But it is a relationship exercise, her sorting through his posts trying to get an idea what she signed up for. Maybe not for the whore, but for the wife.

Usually there are only whores that post here, not human women. So what ever thread they start posting in, we request asshole pics. Since you are a supposed girlfriend of a member, JasonH has shown some couth, and restraint, in the simple titty pic request.

This seems like as good of a place as any.

welcome back gunker... how's things?.

and welcome gunkersgf. if things get too much for ya please feel free to find your way to the talent for hire forum.
sure... it's for whores, but it might be fun for you two to take that as a challenge.

it's got that feel...doesn't it?.

also, i'm sensing the word "fiance" and picturing the sound of two waterbeds colliding based on the word "foodie".

they seem like a nice couple though.

anyone have a link to the new years eve "gumdrop titties" thread?. gunker has his best post in there. it would be fun to show it to his old lady.

I have a hard time with the search these days. But I'm hoping she is a beautiful woman who will at least post the tit-pic. Lord knows Gunker won't man up enough to tell her no, much less "leash" her.

It's pretty clear who runs that household and that's MsGunker. She must have gotten into his browser and asked him about all his saved passwords.

But, to tell the truth I'm glad he's back even though this isn't going to end well, and glad to have her here. He never seemed the type to fake a girlfriend.

Care to explain the "this isn't going to end well" comment?

Nothing ends well here.

This:



You telling me you don't have a fucking camera phone?

Nothing ends well here.

also, i'm sensing the word "fiance" and picturing the sound of two waterbeds colliding based on the word "foodie".

No to the whore as well... just an adventurous girlfriend).

Nothing ends well here.

anyone have a link to the new years eve "gumdrop titties" thread?. gunker has his best post in there. it would be fun to show it to his old lady.

Poor Phlog.

ask and ye shall receive

Poor Phlog.

8:45: Phlog arrives at party.
8:50: Phlog wonders why so many people are leaving.
8:55: Phlog mixes "cocktails" from abandoned drinks.
9:00: Phlog commandeers TV and selects "A Nashville New Year with Sean Hannity." (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,239224,00.html)
9:05: Phlog talks up 200-pound chick with XPT exploits.
9:10: Party host asks Phlog to leave.
9:15: Party host asks Phlog to leave.
9:20: Party host asks Phlog to leave.
9:25-10:00: Phlog is in bathroom, wishing he took Imodium AD before leaving home.
10:05: Phlog is in bathroom searching shower drain for public hair to add to collection.
10:10: Party host asks Phlog to leave.
10:15: Party host asks Phlog to leave.
10:20: Party host realizes secret of Phlog's "cocktails" and cleans up, discarding abandoned drinks.
10:25: Phlog loudly announces that he has another party to go to and leaves.
10:30-11:00: Various brown-skinned motorists are yelled at by Phlog if they have a green card and/or they are terrorists and/or they've ever made love to a goat.
11:00-11:20: Phlog is in bathroom, searching for his Imodium AD.
11:21: Phlog begins shower to clean up a non-Imodium AD regimen-related mishap.
11:22-12:16: Phlog passes out in shower.
12:17: Phlog is awakened by neighbor's fireworks.
12:18-12:20: Phlog yells at neighbors and asks them if they have a green card and/or they are terrorists and/or they've ever made love to a goat.
12:25: Phlog puts Pizza Rolls in microwave.
12:26-4:00 Phlog passes out on recliner.
4:01: Phlog rewarms Pizza Rolls in microwave.
4:02: Phlog eats Pizza Rolls and loudly exclaims "Happy New Year."

cumker, cook me some food and post oversized pictures of it, you faggot domesticated bitch.

I'll make this simple.

Yup.

Aww... thanks guys! (The wet t-shirt look was my idea, since it allows you a taste without giving up the full meal.)

Not to mention the shirt, umm, hides flaws. Let's be honest here.

Credit where due, though- you posted the pic and confess your love for Gunker. Those things took guts. I see nothing that isn't strokeworthy, either.

Can you take the same pic but further away and not at a myspace angle? I totally get the 'just a taste, not a full meal' thing, so just a hips to neck shot of the same thing.