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#55223 - 09/14/04 09:56 AM For the Monkey
melissa Offline
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fuck you

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#55224 - 09/14/04 10:26 AM Re: For the Monkey
Toelicker Offline
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BI rules.

ML rules.

But so does the Monkey.

Smarrt? He sucks baby cock.

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#55225 - 09/14/04 05:50 PM Re: For the Monkey
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Quote:

fuck you





Wow where did that come from? and the french are so well known for how gracious and friendly they are, you don't want to start making people thinking the french are rude and snooty now do you meliss?
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#55226 - 09/14/04 06:07 PM Re: For the Monkey
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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She is Feisty- i would like to nip her on her ass , When the Monkey loans me the money for my production company I would like to hire Melissa to be in the first movie.
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#55227 - 09/14/04 08:14 PM Re: For the Monkey
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
Quote:

Keep posting what you think, Horny toad...

It doesn t bother me. I don t pay attenttion to posts like that and won t answeer them (what would be the point in doing that?). Im not the kind of girl that will read this, get mad, answeer shit, break down and stop posting.

I m a whore, yes. But a strong one.


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#55228 - 09/14/04 10:38 PM Re: For the Monkey
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Keep posting what you think, Horny toad...

It doesn t bother me. I don t pay attenttion to posts like that and won t answeer them (what would be the point in doing that?). Im not the kind of girl that will read this, get mad, answeer shit, break down and stop posting.

I m a whore, yes. But a strong one.





Kami , have you developed an addiction to pills over the last few months by chance?.
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#55229 - 09/14/04 10:39 PM Re: For the Monkey
ChickenMaster Offline
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Registered: 07/07/04
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Quote:

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Keep posting what you think, Horny toad...

It doesn t bother me. I don t pay attenttion to posts like that and won t answeer them (what would be the point in doing that?). Im not the kind of girl that will read this, get mad, answeer shit, break down and stop posting.

I m a whore, yes. But a strong one.





Kami , have you developed an addiction to pills over the last few months by chance?.




Yea, I'm a bit confused as well. Horny Toad never even posted, have you snapped Kami?

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#55230 - 09/14/04 11:03 PM Re: For the Monkey
JRV Offline
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Let's see if I can help here...

Or look here Long Ass Search Link URL

Kami's quote:
Quote:

Quote:

Keep posting what you think, Horny toad...

It doesn t bother me. I don t pay attenttion to posts like that and won t answeer them (what would be the point in doing that?). Im not the kind of girl that will read this, get mad, answeer shit, break down and stop posting.

I m a whore, yes. But a strong one.


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Edited by TonyMalice (09/15/04 11:07 AM)
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#55231 - 09/14/04 11:09 PM Re: For the Monkey
ChickenMaster Offline
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Sorry I'm still at a loss; so Kami quoted Melissa. Is she saying the Monkey's comments are like the Toad's and the same statement applies to him?

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#55232 - 09/14/04 11:21 PM Re: For the Monkey
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
here I thought it was self explanitory. Maybe I have snapped.

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#55233 - 09/14/04 11:29 PM Re: For the Monkey
ChickenMaster Offline
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Quote:

here I thought it was self explanitory. Maybe I have snapped.




A little more explanation is appreciated. I get it now, but if I JRV hadn't cleared it up....

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#55234 - 09/14/04 11:37 PM Re: For the Monkey
Kami Andrews Offline
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I just want to help Mellisa keep her chin up, by reminding her in her own words that she is better than girls who reply to negative posts. She wisely saw how things work when she very first joined the board, and I hate to see her go down that road that inferior whores have!

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#55235 - 09/14/04 11:53 PM Re: For the Monkey
Smelly Monkey Offline
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I just want to help Mellisa keep her chin up, by reminding her in her own words that she is better than girls who reply to negative posts. She wisely saw how things work when she very first joined the board, and I hate to see her go down that road that inferior whores have!





Dear god. Kami did you go to the same school of social awareness as jrv or something?. This isn't serious, its certainly not from my end and although i don't want to speak on behalf of meliss i think it's the same from her end judging by the big grinning smiley face on top of her post for this thread.


mind you, this is a dig at melissa lauren from a fellow porn star and i have never been one to break up a potential cat fight, i just have to cover my ass, which i felt i have done, claw away girls.


Edited by smelly monkey (09/15/04 12:00 AM)
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#55236 - 09/15/04 03:20 AM Re: For the Monkey
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Registered: 06/04/04
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I sympathize with Kami, Melissa and other talent on this board. You got a lot of losers on this board who seem to get their jollies by trashing women on this board and trying to feel big.
I haven given up on posting a lot on this board because the only way you get pops from this group is being either a rapist, a tranny lover, or a loser who changes his name, pretends he is certain people in the business, or makes up different names when he is banned.

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#55237 - 09/15/04 04:06 AM Re: For the Monkey
Toelicker Offline
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Two things. Melissa was clearly joking and I knew right off what Kami meant.

Flame on, and keep it funny, please.

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#55238 - 09/15/04 04:54 AM Re: For the Monkey
Smelly Monkey Offline
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I haven given up on posting a lot on this board because the only way you get pops from this group is being either a rapist, a tranny lover, or a loser who changes his name, pretends he is certain people in the business, or makes up different names when he is banned.





i don't get it, you say you stopped posting because you aren't one of the following?. I think its safe to say you embody at least half of those descriptions in one way or another, at the very least admit your a stalker who crosses the line of business/personal. You are still very bitter about the whole baja thing aren't you?. You remind me a lot of jim carey's character from the cable guy, and for that i pity you.
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#55239 - 09/15/04 05:08 AM Re: For the Monkey
have2cit Offline
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.....You got a lot of losers on this board who seem to get their jollies by trashing women on this board and trying to feel big.........




Pot meet Kettle

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#55240 - 09/15/04 05:59 AM Re: For the Monkey
smutspov Offline
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Well, Kami, totally ignores my posts about the xxxporntalk mod bukkake....
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#55241 - 09/15/04 07:13 AM Re: For the Monkey
Jeff Steward Offline
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I sympathize with Kami, Melissa and other talent on this board. You got a lot of losers on this board who seem to get their jollies by trashing women on this board and trying to feel big.
I haven given up on posting a lot on this board because the only way you get pops from this group is being either a rapist, a tranny lover, or a loser who changes his name, pretends he is certain people in the business, or makes up different names when he is banned.




Well I guess the cops didn't pick him up yet.Ladies lock yourself back in your homes and don't answer the phone.Swami is still on the loose.
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#55242 - 09/15/04 10:45 AM Re: For the Monkey *DELETED*
sportswami Offline
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Loc: Boston, MA
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#55243 - 09/15/04 11:09 AM Re: For the Monkey
Smartt Offline
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#55244 - 09/15/04 01:18 PM Re: For the Monkey *DELETED*
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Quote:

Post deleted by TonyMalice




All right now I have to know- please somebody pm me with what Swami had to say in this one.
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#55245 - 09/15/04 01:28 PM Re: For the Monkey *DELETED*
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
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All right now I have to know- please somebody pm me with what Swami had to say in this one.




Then you can pm me and tell me what he said.
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#55246 - 09/15/04 01:32 PM Re: For the Monkey *DELETED*
Cerberus Offline
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All right now I have to know- please somebody pm me with what Swami had to say in this one.





Then you can pm me and tell me what he said.





And me, Cleetus. If you don't mind.


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#55247 - 09/15/04 01:33 PM Re: For the Monkey *DELETED*
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
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Oh hell, just post it here!
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#55248 - 09/15/04 01:48 PM Re: For the Monkey *DELETED*
Smartt Offline
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Post deleted by TonyMalice




It isn´t easier to delete SWAMI? I know that Tony is very sensitive and PC about banning people. Well, I´m not. Make me a mod and I´ll gladly put the boot up any ass that doesn´t adopt my standards.


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#55249 - 09/15/04 01:51 PM Re: For the Monkey *DELETED*
zenman Offline
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swami has been *DELETED* for the time being. I don't have the details.
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#55250 - 09/15/04 02:03 PM Re: For the Monkey *DELETED*
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
hey wheres my mail telling me something exciting happened.
I read the post but I can't remember it.

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#55251 - 09/15/04 02:36 PM Re: For the Monkey *DELETED*
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
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Post deleted by TonyMalice




All right now I have to know- please somebody pm me with what Swami had to say in this one.





Then you can pm me and tell me what he said.





And me, Cleetus. If you don't mind.





Hey, me too Cleet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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#55252 - 09/15/04 02:37 PM Re: Sportswami
JRV Offline
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Swami forgot about the prohibition on knowingly posting false accusations.

One more time, altogether folks, You May Not Post False Accusations Against Someone Else, Funny Or Not, If Those Accusations Might Cause The Victim Trouble With Police, Family, Friends Or Job.
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#55253 - 09/15/04 03:25 PM Re: For the Monkey *DELETED*
Smartt Offline
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Quote:

swami has been *DELETED* for the time being.




"For the time being" doesn´t help squat. Get rid of the fucker for once and for all, dammit! I just blasted the motherfucker to smithereens on another posting for NOTHING?

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#55254 - 09/15/04 04:32 PM Re: For the Monkey *DELETED*
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Smartt shut the fuck up with you wanting people banned.

I think the swami/jeff feuds have a cult following, its great when they lock horns. There is no love lost between them.
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#55255 - 09/15/04 05:22 PM Re: For the Monkey *DELETED*
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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It is all pointless- apparently none of you actually read what Swami says- or if you do it is instantly forgettable
well no one pmed me the details so I have nothing to share- I AM SORRY
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#55256 - 09/15/04 07:44 PM Re: For the Monkey *DELETED*
Cerberus Offline
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That's way I asked. I never read his dribble past the first line. Oh well the all knowing now isn't.
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#55257 - 09/15/04 07:53 PM Re: For the Monkey
melissa Offline
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Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
Quote:

I just want to help Mellisa keep her chin up, by reminding her in her own words that she is better than girls who reply to negative posts. She wisely saw how things work when she very first joined the board, and I hate to see her go down that road that inferior whores have!





I really appreciate the fact that you care about me, Kami...

I know sometimes i have very weird humour, but as that was posted in the monkey cage i thought everyone one would understand that fuck you actually means "love you".

Doesn t matter if i am the only one to understand myself.

Regards.
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#55258 - 09/15/04 07:56 PM Re: For the Monkey
melissa Offline
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Registered: 05/02/04
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Quote:

Two things. Melissa was clearly joking and I knew right off what Kami meant.





God, someone understood.
You re Smartt...

(ok for people with different humour than the weid mine, above is a joke)
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#55259 - 09/15/04 08:44 PM Re: For the Monkey
Smelly Monkey Offline
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I think it would be funny if the board found out i was using meliss to get to brandon, i can't get enough of that penis slapping canadian. Meliss is as cool as fuck though, she is funny and doesn't take her self too serious, good for her, but i would like her more if she threw brian pumpers ice by the window or even out of it.
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#55260 - 09/16/04 03:05 AM Re: For the Monkey
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Quote:

Quote:

Two things. Melissa was clearly joking and I knew right off what Kami meant.





God, someone understood.
You re Smartt...

(ok for people with different humour than the weid mine, above is a joke)




Joke or not, don't ever call me "Smartt" with two "t"'s again . I despise the brasilian monkey fucker.

You, on the other hand . . . .
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#55261 - 09/16/04 04:17 AM Re: For the Monkey
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Why do you dislike smartt toelicker?.
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#55262 - 09/16/04 10:11 AM Re: For the Monkey
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
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Quote:

Why do you dislike smartt toelicker?.




What is the sound of one hand clapping? No one knows. It enough to just enjoy the sensation.

If you need more just look here. Enough said.



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#55263 - 09/16/04 02:01 PM Re: For the Monkey
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Quote:

Why do you dislike smartt toelicker?.




He grates on my nerves. But I love him like a sister.

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#55264 - 09/16/04 03:19 PM Re: For the Monkey
smiling arab Offline
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Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
Quote:

she can pass her asshole around the room on six feet of small intestine as a parlor trick





Quoteworthy at last!
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#55265 - 09/16/04 03:31 PM Re: For the Monkey
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Where did that come from?, or was it posted and deleted by that canadian who has a fetish for doing that showing how indecisive all canadians are. As proven by the seperatist vote.
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#55266 - 09/16/04 03:41 PM Re: For the Monkey
smiling arab Offline
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Posts: 1683
That was something I wrote in the Nina Hartley is a fucked out hooker thread. Toelicker pinched it for a quote (and it's all about the recognition by my peers, man... use it).
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#55267 - 09/16/04 05:19 PM Re: For the Monkey
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

That was something I wrote in the Nina Hartley is a fucked out hooker thread. Toelicker pinched it for a quote (and it's all about the recognition by my peers, man... use it).





Thats okay, i just wanted to take a shot at canadians, so alls well that ends well.
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#55268 - 09/16/04 06:32 PM Re: For the Monkey
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Tell Meliss I love the French now Monkey
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#55269 - 09/17/04 02:59 AM Re: For the Monkey
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
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Yeah, it's a great quote! I tried to credit you, but I couldn't even put the whole thing because of the size limit.

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#55270 - 09/17/04 05:24 AM Re: For the Monkey
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Lets turn this thing back to what it started as, how great meliss lauren is. Brandon is cool to, i would fuck him.
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