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#55042 - 09/13/04 09:04 PM Melissa Lauren: french connection
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	To be honest im still in shock that she is with brandon frekin irons, penis slappy fruit cup. Being french and having a vagina makes you see people differently i guess. I wish i could've seen pumper's reaction when she took his ice and threw it by the window, he has platinum fronts. Melissa lauren= brandon irons =(penis) (brandon) _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#55043 - 09/13/04 09:05 PM Re: Melissa Lauren: french connection
Kami Andrews Whoremaster Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 2742	you have paperwork flying out of your penis
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#55044 - 09/13/04 09:06 PM Re: Melissa Lauren: french connection
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Maybe Brandon sweet talked her as Monsieur _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#55045 - 09/13/04 09:10 PM Re: Melissa Lauren: french connection
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: you have paperwork flying out of your penis I am actually starting to like the kami that makes no sense, i don't know why but i am. Maybe don bishop male fishnet's dick went to far into her and put a dent in her brain and she hasn't been the same since. Quote: Maybe Brandon sweet talked her as Monsieur Thats so shameless to go down as low as he did, he must share the same grass that jrv snakes his way through. He was plugging within the feuds with himself as well as plugging on his own, plugging is cool, as they have to sell stuff but to set up an id to feud plugs with yourself, thats just german as far as im concerned. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#55046 - 09/13/04 09:46 PM Re: Melissa Lauren: french connection
2cums Registered Sex Offender Registered: 04/16/04 Posts: 2415 Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon	Quote: To be honest im still in shock that she is with brandon frekin irons, The French must really HATE us Americans! j/k Melissa _________________________ " Bitch, not even a dumptruck full of Gucci bags would get me to do you. "- Gia Jordan response to pornactorforhire
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#55047 - 09/14/04 05:10 AM Re: Melissa Lauren: french connection
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: The French must really HATE us Americans! j/k Melissa Is brandon american?, He has some weird accent. Please tell me he is french canadian and i promise i will wet myself. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#55048 - 09/14/04 08:13 AM Re: Melissa Lauren: french connection
Kami Andrews Whoremaster Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 2742	hes some kinda canadian but not sure what region
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#55049 - 09/14/04 09:59 AM Re: Melissa Lauren: french connection
melissa Internet Tough Guy Registered: 05/02/04 Posts: 797	Quote: Quote: The French must really HATE us Americans! j/k Melissa Is brandon american?, He has some weird accent. Please tell me he is french canadian and i promise i will wet myself. He s canadian. Not a french one. sorry you don t get wet. BTW, what s so shocking??? _________________________ "your size, and below.." Patricia Petite , to Pariah .
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#55050 - 09/14/04 10:26 AM Re: Melissa Lauren: french connection
Sick Fuck Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 08/07/04 Posts: 169	Quote: Quote: Quote: The French must really HATE us Americans! j/k Melissa Is brandon american?, He has some weird accent. Please tell me he is french canadian and i promise i will wet myself. He s canadian. Not a french one. sorry you don t get wet. BTW, what s so shocking??? Judging from some of the Provincial laws he's discussed, I'd chance a guess that he's from either Ontario or British Columbia. Most Canadians hate the French as well. Ask any Canadian outside of the Province of Quebec, and you'll get a resounding "Fuck the French" kind of answer. _________________________ "I challenge you to a duel!" - Senator Zell Miller
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#55051 - 09/14/04 10:30 AM Re: Melissa Lauren: french connection
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Hmmm I thought he was an albino Eskimo. :sarcasm:
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#55052 - 09/14/04 05:57 PM Re: Melissa Lauren: french connection
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: BTW, what s so shocking??? well i actually did think that brandon was gay in his private life so theres one, then the fact brandon could convince you that its a good idea for him to stick his penis in your vagina and ass without a pay check to follow is another one and that it has lasted as long as it has even with his penis slapping antics among the drop of the hat mood swings he is infamous for and then theres his fetish for taking nude stills of himself in front of running water like saddam used to. So theres a few. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#55053 - 09/14/04 06:01 PM Re: Melissa Lauren: french connection
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Quote: Most Canadians hate the French as well. Ask any Canadian outside of the Province of Quebec, and you'll get a resounding "Fuck the French" kind of answer. hooray- this quote makes me smile _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#55054 - 09/14/04 06:03 PM Re: Melissa Lauren: french connection
ChickenMaster Demon Spawn Registered: 07/07/04 Posts: 3178	Quote: Quote: Most Canadians hate the French as well. Ask any Canadian outside of the Province of Quebec, and you'll get a resounding "Fuck the French" kind of answer. hooray- this quote makes me smile It's true, we mostly hate the farm french fucking pieces of shit assholes that reside in Quebec. I would make that Provence into a parking lot.
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#55055 - 09/14/04 06:07 PM Re: Melissa Lauren: french connection
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	GOd can we not making this a bashing of the french thread, lets keep it to whats really important, that being how disturbing it is to find out about the irons/lauren relationship. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#55056 - 09/14/04 06:10 PM Re: Melissa Lauren: french connection
JRV Porn Jesus Registered: 08/03/03 Posts: 5849 Loc: TX, USA	Quote: well i actually did think that brandon was gay in his private life What makes you think Brandon might not be pure & straight? _________________________ "If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock
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#55057 - 09/14/04 06:12 PM Re: Melissa Lauren: french connection
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	No- it is a reflex reaction to bash the French ( at least 1/2 of them)- I cannot help it. I AM SORRY. _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#55058 - 09/14/04 06:14 PM Re: Melissa Lauren: french connection
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	I LOVE that picture. Everything about it is funny, from the look on his face, to the back drop to the pose, its just great. Brandon please give us a little story behind the photo. CLassic. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#55059 - 09/14/04 06:25 PM Re: Melissa Lauren: french connection
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Quote: Quote: well i actually did think that brandon was gay in his private life What makes you think Brandon might not be pure & straight? Damn You JRV- I now call you- BASTARD for posting that pic again _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#55060 - 09/14/04 06:33 PM Re: Melissa Lauren: french connection
JRV Porn Jesus Registered: 08/03/03 Posts: 5849 Loc: TX, USA	Quote: Damn You JRV- I now call you- BASTARD for posting that pic again Let's see, where did I put that picture of Mila'e Rose? _________________________ "If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock
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#55061 - 09/14/04 07:12 PM Re: Melissa Lauren: french connection
Sick Fuck Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 08/07/04 Posts: 169	Quote: I LOVE that picture. Everything about it is funny, from the look on his face, to the back drop to the pose, its just great. Brandon please give us a little story behind the photo. CLassic. I'm torn between wanting to go with the flow on this board and wanting to acknowledge Brandon as one of the true greats in porn. Sorry folks, but anyone who makes something as fucking crazy hot as Slap Happy 1-5 must have something going for him. Yes yes, I will bow down and take my beating from the masses on XXXporntalk. _________________________ "I challenge you to a duel!" - Senator Zell Miller
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#55062 - 09/14/04 07:13 PM Re: Melissa Lauren: french connection
Sick Fuck Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 08/07/04 Posts: 169	Quote: Quote: Damn You JRV- I now call you- BASTARD for posting that pic again Let's see, where did I put that picture of Mila'e Rose? Oh ya, one Mila rosebud coming up! Attachments 49880-assartist2.jpg (18 downloads) _________________________ "I challenge you to a duel!" - Senator Zell Miller
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#55063 - 09/14/04 07:15 PM Re: Melissa Lauren: french connection
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	You'll get no beating from me Sick, I love Brandon's work and admire his attitude and yet I feel compelled to poke fun at him sometimes too. I am a very complex person _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#55064 - 09/14/04 07:17 PM Re: Melissa Lauren: french connection
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Quote: Quote: Quote: Damn You JRV- I now call you- BASTARD for posting that pic again Let's see, where did I put that picture of Mila'e Rose? Oh ya, one Mila rosebud coming up! Damn you now Sick, I call you BAstard as well _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#55065 - 09/14/04 07:19 PM Re: Melissa Lauren: french connection
ChickenMaster Demon Spawn Registered: 07/07/04 Posts: 3178	Quote: Quote: Quote: Damn You JRV- I now call you- BASTARD for posting that pic again Let's see, where did I put that picture of Mila'e Rose? Oh ya, one Mila rosebud coming up! When ever I see her I want to cut off that cannon coming out of her ass.
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#55066 - 09/14/04 07:34 PM Re: Rosebud in color
Cerberus Whoremaster Registered: 07/23/04 Posts: 2723 Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...	Damn I was thinking of this one. Now I am bent for life, as such I remain the same. Attachments 49890-rosebud0.png (54 downloads) _________________________ '' Women are not people, they are devices built by our Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment.'' Peter Griffin
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#55067 - 09/14/04 07:39 PM Re: Rosebud in color
Cerberus Whoremaster Registered: 07/23/04 Posts: 2723 Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...	Now for the top secret project. Attachments 49892-bud.jpg1.jpg (57 downloads) _________________________ '' Women are not people, they are devices built by our Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment.'' Peter Griffin
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#55068 - 09/14/04 07:47 PM Re: Rosebud in color
neo Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 07/02/04 Posts: 72	Damm thats one fucked up ass mila has got. _________________________
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#55069 - 09/14/04 10:31 PM Re: Rosebud in color
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	How did a thread about meliss lauren turn into a thread that had mila shooting a large glob of paint from her ass?. (monkey shakes head) only in the cage. Edited by smelly monkey (09/14/04 10:31 PM) _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#55070 - 09/14/04 11:14 PM Re: Rosebud in color
Sick Fuck Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 08/07/04 Posts: 169	Quote: How did a thread about meliss lauren turn into a thread that had mila shooting a large glob of paint from her ass?. (monkey shakes head) only in the cage. Blame it on ADD. _________________________ "I challenge you to a duel!" - Senator Zell Miller
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#55071 - 09/15/04 04:11 AM Re: Melissa Lauren: french connection
Toelicker Porn Fucking Master Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 3899 Loc: CO Springs	Quote: I LOVE that picture. Everything about it is funny, from the look on his face, to the back drop to the pose, its just great. Brandon please give us a little story behind the photo. CLassic. What pic? I can't see it. Is it posted here, or are you just referring to a well known classic? _________________________ you mean my days having fun while being fundamentally superior to you? - Jamesn
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#55072 - 09/15/04 04:19 AM Re: Melissa Lauren: french connection
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Sometimes I have problems with the pics not loading. Just hit the "Quote " button, then cut and paste the link. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#55073 - 09/15/04 04:26 AM Re: Melissa Lauren: french connection
Toelicker Porn Fucking Master Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 3899 Loc: CO Springs	I did, the page just sat there trying to load and wouldn't. I think maybe their server is busy or sumthin'. Edit: Dude, WTF!!! Now it says that lukeford.com cannot be found. I think my service provider blows. They promised me a fast dsl speed. In fact I'm paying for it. But I get a steady 100 Mbps. Bullshit. I will call them. _________________________ you mean my days having fun while being fundamentally superior to you? - Jamesn
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#55074 - 09/15/04 04:32 AM Re: Melissa Lauren: french connection
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Quote: I LOVE that picture. Everything about it is funny, from the look on his face, to the back drop to the pose, its just great. Brandon please give us a little story behind the photo. CLassic. I'm pretty sure the answer is here. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#55075 - 09/15/04 05:00 AM Re: Melissa Lauren: french connection
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: I did, the page just sat there trying to load and wouldn't. I think maybe their server is busy or sumthin'. Edit: Dude, WTF!!! Now it says that lukeford.com cannot be found. I think my service provider blows. They promised me a fast dsl speed. In fact I'm paying for it. But I get a steady 100 Mbps. Bullshit. I will call them. Its the brandon irons solo shot, you know the one with the errection by the pool, corny look on his face and the body builder pose. Very funny. ,it made the rounds when wanker wang feuded with him on lukeford. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#55076 - 09/15/04 06:06 AM Re: Melissa Lauren: french connection
Sick Fuck Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 08/07/04 Posts: 169	God, this video gives me wood. Still one of the sexiest things to ever come out of Meatholes. Hope it works... I suck at this large! Brandon beating _________________________ "I challenge you to a duel!" - Senator Zell Miller
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#55077 - 09/15/04 02:41 PM Re: Melissa Lauren: french connection
Toelicker Porn Fucking Master Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 3899 Loc: CO Springs	Quote: I did, the page just sat there trying to load and wouldn't. I think maybe their server is busy or sumthin'. Edit: Dude, WTF!!! Now it says that lukeford.com cannot be found. I think my service provider blows. They promised me a fast dsl speed. In fact I'm paying for it. But I get a steady 100 Mbps. Bullshit. I will call them. My internet prvider just had a hiccup. I rebooted my modem and all is well. Great, pic of BI! _________________________ you mean my days having fun while being fundamentally superior to you? - Jamesn
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#55078 - 09/15/04 04:33 PM Re: Melissa Lauren: french connection
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	sick fuck= monsier? _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#55079 - 09/15/04 04:39 PM Re: Melissa Lauren: french connection
Sick Fuck Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 08/07/04 Posts: 169	Talk about pushing things right to the fucking edge. Poor Crystal, she really seemed to lose it here. Attachments 50203-44028-CrystalRay1.jpg (15 downloads) _________________________ "I challenge you to a duel!" - Senator Zell Miller
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#55080 - 09/15/04 04:42 PM Re: Melissa Lauren: french connection
Sick Fuck Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 08/07/04 Posts: 169	Quote: sick fuck= monsier? Monsier is Brandon right? I wish... Sick Fuck=29 year old clerk, with a serious addiction to porn! _________________________ "I challenge you to a duel!" - Senator Zell Miller
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#55081 - 09/15/04 08:01 PM Re: Melissa Lauren: french connection
melissa Internet Tough Guy Registered: 05/02/04 Posts: 797	Quote: Quote: BTW, what s so shocking??? well i actually did think that brandon was gay in his private life so theres one, then the fact brandon could convince you that its a good idea for him to stick his penis in your vagina and ass without a pay check I actually had to convice him to fuck my ass wihout paycheck. I fell in love when i watch one of the meatholes scenes he did. Thanks, meatholes. You made me happy _________________________ "your size, and below.." Patricia Petite , to Pariah .
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#55082 - 09/15/04 08:46 PM Re: Melissa Lauren: french connection
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: I actually had to convice him to fuck my ass wihout paycheck Was it because he was gay?. Quote: I fell in love when i watch one of the meatholes scenes he did. Thanks, meatholes. You made me happy If you marry brandon and need a bald guy who runs errands for very little money to be brandon's best man then i think mr poo will be available. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#55083 - 09/15/04 10:53 PM Re: Melissa Lauren: french connection
JRV Porn Jesus Registered: 08/03/03 Posts: 5849 Loc: TX, USA	Quote: Thanks, meatholes. You made me happy Is Melissa going to do a MeatHoles? If you like it rough, ask Poo to show you the Kerri scene... _________________________ "If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock
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#55084 - 09/16/04 06:28 AM Re: Melissa Lauren: french connection
kyoto Gay For Pay Registered: 05/06/04 Posts: 951 Loc: IL	Quote: I actually had to convice him to fuck my ass wihout paycheck. I fell in love when i watch one of the meatholes scenes he did. Thanks, meatholes. You made me happy was Brandon staring at a nude pic of Manuel while he fucked your ass?
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#55085 - 09/16/04 09:21 AM Re: Melissa Lauren: french connection
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Maybe Brandon needs a little more hair on an ass to get interested _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#55086 - 09/16/04 11:37 AM Re: Melissa Lauren: french connection
BigPornFan Bukkake Boy Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 614 Loc: Boston, MA.	If it was Nacho Vidals ass Brandon would be all over it .
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#55087 - 09/16/04 02:11 PM Re: Melissa Lauren: french connection
Toelicker Porn Fucking Master Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 3899 Loc: CO Springs	Uh, uh, is it gonna be another post calling BI a fag? . . . . . . Nope, sorry. You lose. _________________________ you mean my days having fun while being fundamentally superior to you? - Jamesn
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#55088 - 09/16/04 03:15 PM Re: Melissa Lauren: french connection
Saevus Maximus Gay For Pay Registered: 04/19/03 Posts: 1083 Loc: In the corner, cutting myself.	How could anyone think this man is gay . Attachments 50446-brandon12.jpg (16 downloads) Edited by Saevus Maximus (09/16/04 03:15 PM) _________________________ "Rape one baby and they label you a child molester. It's a cruel world brother." Skeeter Kerkove
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#55089 - 09/16/04 03:18 PM Re: Melissa Lauren: french connection
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Brandon is great. He is like a new teenage boy who discovers what his penis can do. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#55090 - 09/16/04 03:31 PM Re: The Gayness of Brandon
JRV Porn Jesus Registered: 08/03/03 Posts: 5849 Loc: TX, USA	How could any guy ever pose like that and not realize he is gay? Quote: How could anyone think this man is gay . _________________________ "If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock
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#55091 - 09/16/04 04:58 PM Re: The Gayness of Brandon
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Who photoshopped Tony M's head on that dude's body? _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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