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#558524 - 07/06/12 08:41 PM
Re: Example of what makes a BorringHO
[Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
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J.B.
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It may shock you to know, your highness, that sometimes even I have things to attend to outside of this place. I try to come back when I can stomach it, but, to be perfectly honest, I often think the one person who wants less to do with this place now of days if the Gag Daddy himself. You and I both know how this place got started and I don't see it resembling that original vision in the least.
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#558602 - 07/07/12 08:58 AM
Re: Example of what makes a BorringHO
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J.B.
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You and you alone keep making it about me. Really? I'm pretty sure this thread was started to test my tolerance...
P.S. If you don't move this line of dialogue, I will. Go suck Monkey's cock. It's what you do best.
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#558880 - 07/08/12 04:58 PM
Re: Example of what makes a BorringHO
[Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I am sure Monkey disagrees. Thanks for proving my point.
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#559549 - 07/14/12 01:54 PM
Re: Example of what makes a BorringHO
[Re: Bornyo]
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J.B.
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Excuse me? I proved my own point that YOU think it's all about... wait for it... YOU. You want me to prove another? here we go: Well, let's hear from a few of them, shall we?
No. With this Gang of Three, there can be no moderate moderating.
Please let me know if I can further disprove you, Your Highness.
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#563024 - 08/13/12 03:44 PM
Re: Example of what makes a BorringHO
[Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I'm sure you need them about now Garfield. Get fired from your job at the cellphone store?
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#563037 - 08/13/12 05:55 PM
Re: Example of what makes a BorringHO
[Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Who's this clown? Got any links to past incarnations?
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral 
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#563038 - 08/13/12 06:04 PM
Re: Example of what makes a BorringHO
[Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
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Gag Factor Guru
Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
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#563040 - 08/13/12 06:32 PM
Re: Hey new sharif BORINGYO
[Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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 John Garfield  His (ex?) girlfriend The funniest attack on him I will never back down from anyone. In fact I have a top-secret transcript of a Garfield photoshoot:
The photographer, a German 60 year old bondage freak with no legs, is preparing the shoot.
German (with heavy German accent): Now John I need you to grease up your anus REAL good for me. I have something special for you today.
Garfield: what's that, daddy?
German: a paint bucket! I'm gonna stretch your muscle-bound ass wider then Texas!
Garfield: oh goody! what did do to deserve this?
German: you let me shit in your mouth, remember?
Garfield: how could I forget. your shit was like soft serve ice cream. delicious.
German: ok, let's get to work. you shot your roids today right? I want to see veins popping.
Garfield: of course I shot up. being muscular is my life. my veins are gonna pop huge for you. so are the massive zits on my face.
German: sensational! ok, here's comes the bucket for your power bottom.
At this point the audio cuts out.
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#563054 - 08/13/12 07:56 PM
Re: Hey new sharif BORINGYO
[Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Old school.
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#563056 - 08/13/12 08:15 PM
Re: Hey new sharif BORINGYO
[Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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I'll have to read and catch up.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#563090 - 08/13/12 10:58 PM
Re: Example of what makes a BorringHO
[Re: Bornyo]
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Registered: 08/01/12
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I'm sure you need them about now Garfield. Get fired from your job at the cellphone store? Yeah I do need them Bangin Your Daughter got old..still would find it fun to facepunch You...old school Cage style Damn I'm back a few days & the Cage has had more traffic then it's seen in a while...lean back
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#563091 - 08/13/12 11:00 PM
Re: Example of what makes a BorringHO
[Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
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ADT regular
Registered: 08/01/12
Posts: 13
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H2C...that was OLD School...used to love fucking that fitness model ass of hers..good times...& I don't have herpes, don't You all love to hate
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#563105 - 08/14/12 06:03 AM
Re: Hey new sharif BORINGYO
[Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Another classic When John was a young boy his mother, a 450 pound German biker named Dutch, would have a large meal of schnitzel and crab juice. After the meal she would sit on John's face and empty her heavy bowels into John's eager mouth. John loved his momma's foul poopy juice but could never love a woman again. That is until pappy Garfield, Dieter, introduced John to the artform known as fisting. John loved his daddy's hand touching his prostate and squirted buckets of jizz onto his own face.
We have John's parents to thank for him being a supreme power bottom. God Bless you, Dutch and Dieter!
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#563125 - 08/14/12 11:51 AM
Re: Hey new sharif BORINGYO
[Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Schnitzel and crab juice. Beautiful.
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#565682 - 09/03/12 08:09 PM
Re: Hey new sharif BORINGYO
[Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Such pain and angst...you should start a band.
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#565695 - 09/03/12 08:41 PM
Re: Hey new sharif BORINGYO
[Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
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#565700 - 09/03/12 08:47 PM
Re: Hey new sharif BORINGYO
[Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
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#565704 - 09/03/12 08:50 PM
Re: Hey new sharif BORINGYO
[Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
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#565705 - 09/03/12 08:51 PM
Re: Hey new sharif BORINGYO
[Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
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#565707 - 09/03/12 08:52 PM
Re: Hey new sharif BORINGYO
[Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
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#565708 - 09/03/12 08:53 PM
Re: Hey new sharif BORINGYO
[Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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you can post more than one yt vid per post.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#565710 - 09/03/12 08:55 PM
Re: Hey new sharif BORINGYO
[Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
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#565712 - 09/03/12 08:56 PM
Re: Hey new sharif BORINGYO
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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you can post more than one yt vid per post. He
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#565713 - 09/03/12 08:57 PM
Re: Hey new sharif BORINGYO
[Re: Steezo]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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you can post more than one yt vid per post. He knows.
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#565715 - 09/03/12 09:03 PM
Re: Hey new sharif BORINGYO
[Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
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#565716 - 09/03/12 09:05 PM
Re: Hey new sharif BORINGYO
[Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
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#565721 - 09/03/12 09:33 PM
Re: Hey new sharif BORINGYO
[Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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It's part of his schtick Frankie. He knows as well as anyone how many links he can put in one post.
Sometimes you have to read the first letter of each post, in this case maybe the first letter of each song posted to get the hidden meaning, if you care. It's something the Smelly Monkey started a long time ago and Nathaniel seems to be carrying forward for old times sake.
Just humor or ignore him. He's here for our amusement, after all. But no matter what you do, do not open a PM from him. Just delete it. That's another one of his tricks.
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#565725 - 09/03/12 09:43 PM
Re: Hey new sharif BORINGYO
[Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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^^^Seriously? Hidden messages? Unbelievable. Does he think he's Led Zeppelin or is he just a tool? How retarded. I see him through new glasses now. What a baffoon.
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#565729 - 09/03/12 09:51 PM
Re: Hey new sharif BORINGYO
[Re: Barry the Pirate]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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^^^Seriously? Hidden messages? Unbelievable. Does he think he's Led Zeppelin or is he just a tool? How retarded. I see him through new glasses now. What a baffoon. I don't think you really need an answer to those questions. It was funny when Monkey did it but so derivative now. Don't you open those PMs either Barry. I can't protect you if you do.
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#565772 - 09/04/12 11:25 AM
Re: Hey new sharif BORINGYO
[Re: Bornyo]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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^^^Seriously? Hidden messages? Unbelievable. Does he think he's Led Zeppelin or is he just a tool? How retarded. I see him through new glasses now. What a baffoon. I don't think you really need an answer to those questions. It was funny when Monkey did it but so derivative now. Don't you open those PMs either Barry. I can't protect you if you do. I guess I never thought of anyone putting that kind of effort into this thing of ours. Especially someone whose gimmick is that he tries really hard to make us think he's above all of this.
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#565781 - 09/04/12 01:50 PM
Re: Hey new sharif BORINGYO
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
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^^^Seriously? Hidden messages? Unbelievable. Does he think he's Led Zeppelin or is he just a tool? How retarded. I see him through new glasses now. What a baffoon. I don't think you really need an answer to those questions. It was funny when Monkey did it but so derivative now. Don't you open those PMs either Barry. I can't protect you if you do. I guess I never thought of anyone putting that kind of effort into this thing of ours. Especially someone whose gimmick is that he tries really hard to make us think he's above all of this. hes like our vito spatofore.  hows it hanging johnny cakes?   i thought it was funny weeds had a similar incident the other night but realized now its kind of derivative.oh well,still got some chuckles.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#565792 - 09/04/12 03:28 PM
Re: Hey new sharif BORINGYO
[Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Who's our Phil Leotardo coming out of the closet like fucking Nasfaratu with a hockey stick?
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#565803 - 09/04/12 05:58 PM
Re: Hey new sharif BORINGYO
[Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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I nominate Figgs for our Johnny Sack w/ his luv of da beefy babes.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#565808 - 09/04/12 06:25 PM
Re: Hey new sharif BORINGYO
[Re: Barry the Pirate]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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Who's our Phil Leotardo coming out of the closet like fucking Nasfaratu with a hockey stick? id say smelly monkey or panzer.and jerky that sounds good. one of the funniest sopranos moments of the whole series was when phil didnt want to talk to tony and whoever the son who lived in florida of one of the higher ups.anyway as they leave his house he yells go back to jersey dickhead.it was hilarious because it was so childish.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#565817 - 09/04/12 07:00 PM
Re: Hey new sharif BORINGYO
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Elder of Zion
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5208
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
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Panzer is Phil the Tardo. (really a danskin) Who else would shove a pool cue up another man's ass? I like when they keep calling him The Shah.
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#565825 - 09/04/12 07:54 PM
Re: Hey new sharif BORINGYO
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Who's our Phil Leotardo coming out of the closet like fucking Nasfaratu with a hockey stick? id say smelly monkey or panzer.and jerky that sounds good. one of the funniest sopranos moments of the whole series was when phil didnt want to talk to tony and whoever the son who lived in florida of one of the higher ups.anyway as they leave his house he yells go back to jersey dickhead.it was hilarious because it was so childish. Phil definitely earned having his head rolled over by his own SUV.
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#566373 - 09/09/12 01:53 AM
Re: Hey new sharif BORINGYO
[Re: Barry the Pirate]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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I am getting a lot of name recognition in this thread, and its a sign that I am well passed it when after reading most of the comments about me that I honestly have no idea if I am being complimented or insulted.
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#566420 - 09/09/12 09:16 AM
Re: Hey new sharif BORINGYO
[Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Who were you? Johnny Cakes?
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#566430 - 09/09/12 10:46 AM
Re: Hey new sharif BORINGYO
[Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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lol
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#568794 - 09/23/12 10:10 PM
Re: Hey new sharif BORINGYO
[Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I think I just pointed out that you are a loser. No more and certainly couldn't be any less.
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#568839 - 09/24/12 11:13 AM
Re: Hey new sharif BORINGYO
[Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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What? There are no winners and looser on XTP its all the same shit from monkey to Special K from AC cream to ... insert meatpupet forum jokey's name here.... Really?? You are elevating me to Monkey levels of XPT greatness? I know the other day I made reference to "having the belt" but I was just trying to be an arrogant dick. Thanks Nate. Oh, I got a question for ya too. That bump of the Gia feature dancing thread got some of us thinking. You like making Gia gifs, huh? Porking-Pork King GIF by Phlogiston Gia Nose, Chin, Tits GIF by Piss Ant Nate Did you have as much fun making the Coco gif for your pal Donkey? PWL Banner GIF "Dumb Whore" is kinda yer tag line, no?
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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