.....When did XPT jump the shark?.....

Thinking of going to the local Liquor store and stopping myself from jumping across the counter to beat the shit out of the marbled mouth clerk that always fucks up........

Its almost a lock that I am the focal point of every XPT best era or the downfall of XPT thread on the board. Truth be told online trolling has followed the same path as reality tv, it was fun and honest at the beginning, now its the equivalent of a guy banging a pot on his head with a wooden spoon. Enjoy.

If it is so passe then de-mod yourself, commit Forum suicide by getting banned and fucking LEAVE. If it's a thing of a past era then why respond to a guy banging a pot on his head? You've all ways been about a lot of things. One of them was ego.

I stroked it.

You responded....

I guess because I don't believe it has to be all or nothing decision. It isn't a choice I have to make, nor be forced to. I can pop my head in if there is a topic of interest, and go away when there isn't anything interesting.
Besides as a mod I can choose to abuse/express my "online power" to the point where I get a passionate poster to suffer from malnutrition, have a metal breakdown in a park, remove his clothes and get arrested for masturbating, ala Joseph Kony/ e.g monstar, king, smartt, etc,etc,etc

can someone please call me .I'm so horny and would love to have phone sex. just call me and start talking dirty shit to me. my number is ...I will be waiting..Im female bi and love big black and white cock!

You know who the consistently most interesting poster is now? FUCKING ALPANZER. FUCKING PANZER....

YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!!!!

How did you allow it to come to THAT!!!!

barry the pirate is consistently the most interesting poster. fact.

I don't post here regularly under a variety of accounts.

Really Lou? Barry has threads dedicated to him with hundreds of thousands of views? Show it to me. This is the fatal flaw of you XPT guys. You don't even realize whats going on in your little corner of the internet. Since I don't post here regularly I have perspective you myopic guys never will.

I guess I should end with.

FACT.

i think you're more interesting than panzer. now what?.

Really Lou? Barry has threads dedicated to him with hundreds of thousands of views? Show it to me.

Not much.
Al Panzer is the subject of thousands of post, threads,ect on XPT. If you didn't have Ol' Al to kick around then where would you be? It's funny because forum douche bags are fond of coining phrases like "I'm living rent free in your head" and the truth of the matter is that Al is living free in all of yours.


I guess I should again type..

FACT

I've spent hours, days, weeks, months, then years trying to be significant. It's only been a failure and I'm already thinking of killing myself.

barry the pirate is consistently the most interesting poster. fact.

FACT.......,.

Well, there was that time Barry posted about his mailman...

This profile comment and "THAAAAVE Me, Monkey!!!" shenanigans plays like a sixth-rate MPZ (who himself played like a twelfth-rate PAFH.)

I don't really have a horse in this race, as im not even sure what it is that is being argued. However one thing is very clear, that being that JB is stupefyingly unfunny, and possesses the wit and charm of a turnip.

The ONLY thing Nate has ever posted that's interesting or clever is his Fancy Lad moniker.

I don't really have a horse in this race, as im not even sure what it is that is being argued. However one thing is very clear, that being that JB is stupefyingly unfunny, and possesses the wit and charm of a turnip.

Would you like to buy a monkey?

I'm no editor, Jennifer. Would you like to buy a monkey?

Nate, I wanted to like you but sadly all of your posts show that you are a parody of yourself. Keep posting. It will become EVEN more evident.

I'd like to know what meds you're on, Nathaniel. Or rather, what meds you are supposed to be taking. You seem to suffer from confusion and mood swings.

Obsessed much with Taint?
I am a former mope/load dumper/PA. An unattractive, overweight, and under-endowed man who in his mid 40s began the role of professional masturbater/blowjob recipient. Over the course of about 2 years I ejeculated into the bird-like mouths of well over 200 porn girls.
But more importantly, I am yet another member here who fails to see what you contribute to this forum of any value.

Your ignorance is exceeded only by your arrogance, Jennifer. My real life career preceeded my porn hobby by decades. Porn fun was never a career, just a way to grope and spew hot young girls who would have nothing to do with me in real life.

So you're in your 40's taunting people on a porn board for Lulz. Bravo.

Shit, you're more ignorant than your posts would indicate. Now go the fuck away already. We're all done with you and your lame bullshit.

I'm sorry I spent my twenties and most of my thirties with out the internet and doing interesting things an going to interesting places.

Ignorance again. Besides my typo, did you comprehend the text? I did not do porn for the money, but for the experience. You spent 20K in taxes? In early 90's dollars??? Shit, you're more ignorant than your posts would indicate. Now go the fuck away already. We're all done with you and your lame bullshit.

I'm not done with him yet. Not by a longshot. Can't you see we NEED him to fix the board?

I douno' maybe ask E.Y. Davis since he seems to be the resident fake headshrinker of the moment.

E.Y.

Opinion?

come on e.y. we could use a fake md on the board. seriously.

Its almost a lock that I am the focal point of every XPT best era or the downfall of XPT thread on the board. Truth be told online trolling has followed the same path as reality tv, it was fun and honest at the beginning, now its the equivalent of a guy banging a pot on his head with a wooden spoon. Enjoy.

How is the ol' ego, Monks?

I don't know If I was arguing anything monkey other than saying that XPT sucked and accusing you of destroying it. You took credit for it and instead of arguing about that,

Nate, I wanted to like you but sadly all of your posts show that you are a parody of yourself. Keep posting. It will become EVEN more evident.

Monkey hating on JB is just par for his course.

Your ignorance is exceeded only by your arrogance, Jennifer. My real life career preceeded my porn hobby by decades. Porn fun was never a career, just a way to grope and spew hot young girls who would have nothing to do with me in real life

just a way to grope and spew hot young girls who would have nothing to do with me in real life

<camera zooms in close on left eye and upper check> A single tear forms and drops.

I was 21 like twenty years ago...

I don't mind being the fake board MD, I just don't want to be the headshrinker kind.

Is there a point to this or are you trying to create the same awkwardness that follows you around in most social settings when you ask similar questions that go nowhere.

But we also see a man struggling to steady himself enough to blurt out a few mono-syllables - they are awkward and abrupt, much in the way black people spit the name georgia out of their mouths.

Nathaniel is noble to an extent, he wants the oil painting, the masterpiece, he wants to mix it up but watching him try to play bad guy is like watching frankie wipe with burger king napkins or watching TeaganPresley cutting herself on cam last night & trying to sound like Veronica Cartwrights character in Alien when she gets smoked.

Everyone remembers television's Michael J. Fox appearing on curb your enthusiasm. There we see a man with a gaze focused inward on his determination, displaying an impressive range of emotional speeds. But we also see a man struggling to steady himself enough to blurt out a few mono-syllables - they are awkward and abrupt, much in the way black people spit the name georgia out of their mouths.

It is uncomfortable but everyone is rooting for him. He's cruising along, the words are coming out and he almost looks casual, you think "he's got this" and just when it seems like he's hitting his stride BAM he's jammed up and you either covered your eyes or looked away - you wanted to be sick. The man was taxed, they'd taken too much. I tried to vomit one more time but it lacked conviction. No audience enjoys spending all evening watching someone walk into stone walls.

on a personal note I really believe that if not for his family ties fuckyou money then Michael J. has a job at home depot holding paint cans. He hides bottles under the counter and drinks heavily, or "drinks" insofar as you see the stuff go in but there's no discernible effect. And he goes out into the night and we have no idea who this man is.

Nathaniel is noble to an extent, he wants the oil painting, the masterpiece, he wants to mix it up but watching him try to play bad guy is like watching frankie wipe with burger king napkins or witnessing TeaganPresley cutting herself on cam last night & trying to sound like Veronica Cartwrights character in Alien when she gets smoked.

Everyone remembers television's Michael J. Fox on curb your enthusiasm. There we saw a man with a gaze focused inward on his determination, displaying an impressive range of emotional speeds. But we also saw a man struggling to steady himself enough to blurt out a few mono-syllables - they are awkward and abrupt, much in the way black people spit the name georgia out of their mouths.

Uncomfortable but you're rooting for him and he's cruising along, the words are flowing and he almost looks relaxed, like "he's got this" and then BAM he gets jammed up and you either covered your eyes or looked away, you wanted to be sick. The man was taxed, they'd taken too much. I tried to vomit one more time but it lacked conviction.

on a personal note I really believe that if not for his family ties fuckyou money then Michael J. has a job at home depot holding paint cans 5 min at a time. Also he hides bottles under the counter and drinks heavily, or "drinks" insofar as you see the stuff go in but there's no discernible effect. And he goes out into the night and we have no idea who this man is.

Motivated you to post something. What has it been two or thee months.

Again you're fucking welcome.

Motivated you to post something. What has it been two or thee months.

Again you're fucking welcome.

I seen JB, so that pic Monkey or Bornyo? It would be disappointing if it was just a random.

The pic below.

I cant believe that I missed your fait accomplis in the thread you killed Monstar in.

What a brilliant end.

You were just fucking with him and it was all just happenstance that you fucked up the world where you were k1ng. I'm sure you've regretted everyday since. You miss your chums. You miss the banter. You miss the attention.

Who the fuck wants to be a King of an empire of shit other than Republicans and BoringYO?

This was a great thread to read, the entire board was Ayrton Senna while nate was a concrete retaining wall

I could watch the films and all the interviews of the people who were actually there a hundred thousand times. Listen to the music until my ears bleed. Read all of the books in the library on the subject, but I'll never know exactly what it was like at Woodstock, because I wasn't there.

Poor nate/mpz/trapez, or whatever he'll call himself next week, is in the same boat here, he knows he came too late. He'll never really understand what this place actually was. He can go back and read all the old posts he wants, but he'll never truly understand the jokes or the banter or the rich tapestry of hatred that was XXX Porn Talk. The perpetual outsider always looking in. It's sad and more than just a little pathetic.

Nate I can honestly say you never would have lasted a single day here and somewhere, deep down in that OCD addled brain, you know I speak the truth. So why don't you go back to doing the only thing you're actually good at, scouring the net, night and day, for hooker ads to post here. Leave the humor and the hatred to your betters.

That had absolutely nothing to do with what I said. But I understand your need to remain relevant. I want my 4 minutes and 46 seconds back though, and not just because Goodwill Hunting was on the list of movies, along with any version of Footloose, and any future movie containing Danny Glover (don’t ask) that I have vowed never to watch.

When I was referring to Nates betters you know I wasn’t talking about you, don’t you? All of us present at the time remember the brutal verbal beating BJ Fan, a man (supposedly) that enjoyed showing other men on the internet his penis (Hey Brandon!) inflicted on you. You had to ban him because he was way too much for you, sad really. I’ll let others find the links for themselves. The humor is so much sweeter when there is work involved in retrieving it.

That was really the first nail in the coffin of the cage, Conky did try to breathe some life into the corpse you left in your wake later on, but there was just way too much suck in it to ever be a viable venue for entertainment again. Now it is just a place where good threads die young and other moderators throw their trash.

Nice excuse, but there is no debate about it, a dick showing fanboy wore your colon as comfortably as house slippers. No it wasn't the end of an era, it was more a kin to finding out the easter bunny wasn't real. I already knew he wasn't real, but it is one thing to be told, and quite another to be shown the proof. It only descended into the creepy when you started having everyone call you daddy. I kept expecting pictures of hairy moobs with a tattoo between them that read, "Snuggle Here" to show up in my inbox.

Listen just because nate made your little dick hard by sending you pictures of his jizz covered mug, doesn't mean you get to fly in here and dictate how the board is run. Have the decency to fade away before you spoil the memory of the good monkey for all time. You're not wanted or needed, surely you should be used to that by now.

And the jokes on you, because nate wasn't sending you those pictures to set up a play date, but to phish for your IP address. I sure hope you weren't stupid enough to open them without using a proxy server.