We at JM realize that in the oncoming kindler, gentler era of pornography, we will no longer be able to pursue our "degradin' whores" creedo and must adapt to the new climate. Here are our tentative plans to bring a few of our flagship series into the new porn epoch:
'American Bukkake' to become 'American Bukissy'- the structure remains the same, however instead of hiring losers to squirt their loads in a dumb whore's face, interested men shall sign up to kiss a pretty young starlet. On the cheeks!
'Gag Factor' to become 'Taste Factor'- Throatfucked whores no longer. Instead, a parade of sweet young things shall taste-test some lollipops blindfolded and guess the flavors. Here's the hook: the lollipops shall be penis-shaped! Saucy!
'Young & Anal' to become 'Young & Amiable'- Instead of stupid little bitches using their anus in an unGodly way in their idiotic pursuit of fame,- fresh faced young ladies looking for fame and fortune in LA shall be interviewed about their feelings, their hopes, and their plans for their careers in show biz, culminating in an interpretive nude fan dance ala Sally Rand.
We here at JM feel these changes are essential to keeping with the spirit of change that is beginning to sweep through our industry. We would like to hang, uh I mean thank that assho- uh that wonderful man John Ashcroft for showing us the error of our inhuman ways of old and giving us the oppurtunity to change.
Warmest Regards,
JM Productions*
*This post is intended as humor and in no way reflects the thoughts or opinions of those unrepentant scumbags at JM so far as this author is aware.
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