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#544651 - 02/21/12 01:02 PM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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this should be good.
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#544674 - 02/21/12 03:45 PM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/21/12
Posts: 61
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Okay. I'm logged in. Why do you care if there's lurkers?
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#544675 - 02/21/12 03:49 PM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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Okay. I'm logged in. Why do you care if there's lurkers? There are usually 30 to 80 "guests" on XPT at any given time. We have like 10 or so frequent members that post. I'm curious what all those Guests keep coming here for if they don't contribute.
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#544678 - 02/21/12 03:59 PM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/21/12
Posts: 61
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I came here when the Donny Long saga played out. The best information eventually was posted here. PWl was like watching a car wreck - confirming my opinion that the Internet is really a coward's medium.
I check in out of habit. There are some interesting posts scattered around. The racism kind of turned me off of contributing earlier.
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#544683 - 02/21/12 04:13 PM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Concise post w/ valid points, congrats on your first step away from lurking. Feel free to vent some hate and share more thoughts.
Remember to treat Brandon like shit and to take it easy on Figgs.
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#544687 - 02/21/12 04:19 PM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/21/12
Posts: 61
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Will do. I should come clean that I am Canadian. You can choose to hold it against me or not
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#544688 - 02/21/12 04:21 PM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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If you're taller than Brandon you're OK !
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#544691 - 02/21/12 04:33 PM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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Its really only pretend racism for the most part. We just hate tritone and he's overly touchy about being born a pigment challenged evolutionary throwback.
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#544693 - 02/21/12 04:40 PM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/21/12
Posts: 61
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Taller than Brandon. Unfortunately balder.
I've seen the Tritone threads - a fair bit of Sadomasochism playing out there.
Really I'm just a highly functioning porn addict.
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#544701 - 02/21/12 05:22 PM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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Love the pic, Fiend. Looks like a strung out Olsen twin. Google "Creepychan" or "Allison Harvard" if you want to see more pics of her.
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#544724 - 02/21/12 06:54 PM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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Really I'm just a highly functioning porn addict. Not a lot of high functioning around here too often, unfortunately, so bring the goods! Here is a picture with tits. Enjoy
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#544795 - 02/22/12 01:13 PM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
[Re: John Floofin]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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Really I'm just a highly functioning porn addict. Not a lot of high functioning around here too often, unfortunately, so bring the goods! Here is a picture with tits. Enjoy nice.name?
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#544846 - 02/23/12 08:30 AM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/18/11
Posts: 720
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I lurk since I gave up trying to post much here, was looking for somewhere that porn was evolving and people discussing how, but turns out most regulars here are just stuck in a very narrow mind of what they find good/bad, and narrow minded about everything else.
It would be a fun place to troll though, but I find no pleasure in that.
The most interesting communications I've had on this forum has been in private messages, no doubt from others who got their heads bitten of from posting before. I went from lurking (about 2-3 years) to posting (almost 1 year) because by comparison with the threads on ADT that XPT veterans put up links for here, the average XPT poster/thread was smarter, albeit a lot rougher. It's a trade off. I'd rather post here and risk getting called an "alt-porn fag" rather than post on - or for that matter read - ADT and have to wade through comments by fanboi mouthbreathers expressing shock when their favorite starlet says she hasn't been offered enough money to do a triple anal scene, as if doing a triple anal scene for its own sake should be reward enough.
Edited by nassim (02/23/12 09:18 AM)
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#544906 - 02/23/12 11:15 PM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I lurk since I gave up trying to post much here, was looking for somewhere that porn was evolving and people discussing how, but turns out most regulars here are just stuck in a very narrow mind of what they find good/bad, and narrow minded about everything else.
So I just check in now and then to see if there are any fucked up new starlets trying to whore their shitty amateur porn, or some new crazies on forum everyone thinks is a panzer alt (and no, I'm not a panzer alt).
It would be a fun place to troll though, but I find no pleasure in that.
The most interesting communications I've had on this forum has been in private messages, no doubt from others who got their heads bitten of from posting before. I remember you. Welcome back, hon!
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#545915 - 03/03/12 05:04 PM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 03/03/12
Posts: 128
Loc: The Deep North
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OK, I'll bite. It's time I gave back to something that has given so many hours of lulz. My interest in pornography is one, but this board has taken me behind the scenes, showing me the anal-gone-wrong that keeps me face palming. In no particular order, -suitcase pimps -fanbois -mother and daughter cross country whorin' n' griftin' extravaganzas -sword wielding mopes -the term mope and all of it's useful applications in real life -Bukkake payroll robberies -Bukkake Mike-if I ever came close to shitting myself laughing, that thread did it -Jeremy Steele doesn't pollute the airwaves here -The relentless making fun of Jeremy Steele -Sal Mckvey -More mopes and their shenanigans -Fake cancer -IR gangbangs by 19 year old pregnant women -Porn convention arrests of "Proud Parents of a Future Meth Addict" -General intelligent and insightful conversations
There's lots more, but would you bother reading it?
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#545928 - 03/03/12 07:31 PM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Yeah sure, I'd read more. Always interested in a well thought out newbie's opinion.
Hey Fartz, you made a sig buddy. There's no turning back now, your one of us.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#545935 - 03/03/12 08:09 PM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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One of us. One of us. One of us.
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#545963 - 03/04/12 04:03 AM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 07/28/11
Posts: 55
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Came here looking for Ceara Lynch nudes, stayed for the schadenfreude.
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#545964 - 03/04/12 04:20 AM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
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ADT regular
Registered: 12/31/11
Posts: 1
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Years ago I accidentally found this site following some google image search thumbnail. Ended up smack dab in the middle of "Dead Inside Eyes" thread. haven't looked back since.
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#545969 - 03/04/12 06:20 AM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/24/11
Posts: 2330
Loc: Central US
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Yeah sure, I'd read more. Always interested in a well thought out newbie's opinion.
Hey Fartz, you made a sig buddy. There's no turning back now, your one of us. Neat. It kind of feels like the first time you rip a hole in a pocket pussy. A strong mix of shame and honor.
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#546031 - 03/04/12 01:23 PM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/01/09
Posts: 314
Loc: Screwing your sister
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Ok, I admit that I lurk much more than I post. The biggest reason is that I am not here often enough to get into most of the discussions in time to have a relevant response.
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#546035 - 03/04/12 01:45 PM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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If relevancy mattered we would actually talk about porn alot more than we actually do.
Chiming in late makes no difference, sometimes whipping a dead horse is more fun than whipping it when it was still alive.
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#546038 - 03/04/12 02:03 PM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/18/11
Posts: 720
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If relevancy mattered we would actually talk about porn alot more than we actually do.
Chiming in late makes no difference, sometimes whipping a dead horse is more fun than whipping it when it was still alive. Yeah, porn is becoming the "cherry"on top of the sundae at XPT for me. The discussions are good, and unlike a lot of other forums, posting pictures of a chick with a cock in her ass isn't considered rude.
Edited by nassim (03/04/12 06:46 PM)
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I think she's hot, hot, hot and that gives her vagina tattoo bonus points. The cat-nose-and-whiskers, though, makes me wonder. That doesn't seem like a smart tattoo at all.
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#546058 - 03/04/12 03:51 PM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Whenever I post pics of a chick, I try to do a face/tits shot then an asshole/cunt shot to try and save people from searching on Freeones.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#546219 - 03/05/12 09:28 PM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Whenever I post pics of a chick, I try to do a face/tits shot then an asshole/cunt shot to try and save people from searching on Freeones. Trust me, it is much appreciated here. Thank you.
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#546223 - 03/05/12 10:01 PM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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I know you always scoutin talent, but I'm more in to helping fellow pervs.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#546233 - 03/05/12 10:53 PM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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Fiend. I get your feelings of goodwill. But I like internet knife fights.
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#546237 - 03/05/12 11:17 PM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Do you find that sig gif cool, or have it for the annoyance factor or you find it cool because it must annoy everyone else? I'd really like to punch it in the throat. Well played.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#546239 - 03/05/12 11:19 PM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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Guilty of all charges.
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#546242 - 03/05/12 11:25 PM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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I've never had a sig. Maybe an annoying animated gif would work for me too.
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#546246 - 03/05/12 11:31 PM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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I came here from ADT as well. Nice having you around.
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#546248 - 03/05/12 11:32 PM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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I think I'm one of the few people here who bypassed ADT entirely. I wish I could remember how I found this place. I know it was right after I went to the AVN awards, so I must've Googled to see if anyone was talking about the show. Walking the red carpet is still a highlight memory for me.
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#546338 - 03/06/12 06:00 PM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
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I came here from ADT. I was a budding new starlet and arrived at ADT because one day I googled myself and saw that with only 1 dvd out, I already had a thread. Fans? Me? Awesome! As time went on, I see threads about XPT and that 'horrible mean man Jeff Mike,' so I clicked onto XPT to see what all the fuss was about. What a rush! Hooked ever since. Does it compare to the rush of air in your gaped asshole? How much does the air rush into your sphincter now after hitting forty and having so many miles on it?
Edited by Nathanial Mayweather (03/06/12 06:12 PM)
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#546366 - 03/06/12 07:17 PM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 03/03/12
Posts: 128
Loc: The Deep North
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A problem I have is I have a few questions on XPT history that I fear to ask. Plus I feel like an idiot because I can't seem to get my avatar to work.
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#546370 - 03/06/12 07:37 PM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 03/03/12
Posts: 128
Loc: The Deep North
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One problem solved.....thank you backdoorman. Now, about the Wankus hate?
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#546372 - 03/06/12 07:38 PM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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I would suggest searching "Wankus" and doing some "light" reading. :0)
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#546374 - 03/06/12 07:39 PM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
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J.B.
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Now, about the Wankus hate? What about it?
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#546375 - 03/06/12 07:45 PM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Do you mean the hate from when he was an industry suckfish, or the hate since he found Jeebus and got his soul saved?
Dude seem like a dime a dozen sleazy Jersey coke head? I never met him, but anybody tell me I'm wrong?
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#546376 - 03/06/12 07:45 PM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 03/03/12
Posts: 128
Loc: The Deep North
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hahahahaha, I have, with much hilarity. I just can't understand the origin of it. Seems he was just trying to get some strange by having a crappy radio show? The Swami (my God, what a good laugh that was) thing I get. It seems porn attracts a whole heap of fringe dwellers and bottom feeders who accept the scraps thrown to them and then want to move to the grown-ups table and eat the main meal. Surely if their energies were directed in settling for getting laid with hookers it would be cheaper and less publicly degrading?
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#546377 - 03/06/12 07:50 PM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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He used to appear on Exxtasy tv on satellite and interview pornsters. I really couldn't stand to watch.
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#546390 - 03/06/12 09:55 PM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 03/03/12
Posts: 128
Loc: The Deep North
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Can I pose the question that crystal meth was introduced to make the porn industry more degrading, thus warranting more interference from the government? Or is that along the lines of crack being introduced by the CIA? Or were they both introduced to make life more interesting?
Edited by fabricoh (03/06/12 09:55 PM)
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#546391 - 03/06/12 10:04 PM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Nah. The meth was borne out of the trailer parks, from which many a porn whore emerged, and suit case pimp, emerged.
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#546392 - 03/06/12 10:07 PM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 03/03/12
Posts: 128
Loc: The Deep North
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Nah. The meth was borne out of the trailer parks, from which many a porn whore emerged, and suit case pimp, emerged. From the primordial swamps of Missouri. I can see evolution at work here...or is that intelligent design?
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#546397 - 03/06/12 11:17 PM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
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Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5207
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
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Arizona, Bro. Stripper chicks named Crystal and shit. All the best tweekerchickpornstars are AZ girls.
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#546398 - 03/06/12 11:22 PM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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I think the japanese were the first to make meth. I recall reading somewhere that kamikaze pilots were tweaked out of their fucking minds.
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#546400 - 03/06/12 11:28 PM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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@fiend amphetamine was made by the Germans and the Japs simultaneously. 1887.
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#546403 - 03/06/12 11:50 PM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 03/03/12
Posts: 128
Loc: The Deep North
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Hmmm, so the two countries responsible for some of the most, ahem, "porn for the advanced collector" are responsible for meth?
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#546451 - 03/07/12 02:02 PM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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I think the japanese were the first to make meth. I recall reading somewhere that kamikaze pilots were tweaked out of their fucking minds. i remember them talking about the origins of meth at the beginning of the salton sea and they mentioned exactly that.after the japs it became big with suburban housewives.then bikers started making it after the government stopped the otc shit.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#546467 - 03/07/12 03:00 PM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
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Bikers are the reason speed was called "Crank". They used to smuggle speed in the crank cases of motor cycles.
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#546468 - 03/07/12 03:03 PM
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Registered: 01/11/06
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Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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The first time I got arrested, I met an eskimo in the lock-up who got busted for smuggling booze into a dry village in a false gas tank on his snow machine.
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#546541 - 03/08/12 07:46 AM
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[Re: fabricoh]
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/24/11
Posts: 2330
Loc: Central US
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hahahahaha, I have, with much hilarity. I just can't understand the origin of it. Seems he was just trying to get some strange by having a crappy radio show? The Swami (my God, what a good laugh that was) thing I get. It seems porn attracts a whole heap of fringe dwellers and bottom feeders who accept the scraps thrown to them and then want to move to the grown-ups table and eat the main meal. Surely if their energies were directed in settling for getting laid with hookers it would be cheaper and less publicly degrading? The Wankus hate came from the same place that the Porno Dan and Guy Fieri hate came from. It's the hate that dwells inside the common man as he watches a complete and total flamboyant goofus get gobs of positive attention from the never-ending masses of stupid folk. Wankus was an obnoxious parasite and an easy target for this wonderful forum.
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#546554 - 03/08/12 10:40 AM
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ADT regular
Registered: 03/08/12
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I may be a little late to the party, but I'll jump on to get verbally gang raped by some of the great posters here.
I forget how I found this place. It probably had something to do with me searching for forums that talked about the porn industry in earnest. I used to work in a sex shop/head shop where we had all these flowery magazines with reviews of women getting plowed by five cocks and making it seem...I don't know, noble? Not that I have anything against dick-hungry sluts, I just found it hard to believe that getting pounded by five mopes endlessly would be a bit soul-crushing.
I read some of the threads, and I laughed my ass off. I wouldn't say I lurked a lot, maybe once or twice a month, but there was usually some absurdly hilarious thread here, so I just kept reading.
Then I read this thread, and decided to post, at least once.
I don't know, I hope some of you regulars don't get too desensitized to how crazy the "normal person" would think it is (and I'm far from fucking normal but hey).
If you don't get offended by anything, this place is comedic gold.
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#546596 - 03/08/12 03:00 PM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 03/03/12
Posts: 128
Loc: The Deep North
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Ah, I see. Just say Guy Fieri and the penny drops. Thanks!
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#546799 - 03/10/12 11:34 AM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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I like Fieri. He's a total douchebag and drives a Lambo, which makes him doubly douchy. But he shows some good recipes. They're money. Douche.
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#551251 - 04/22/12 07:35 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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bump :-P
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#551394 - 04/23/12 09:29 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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XPT needs some new blood, some of the old blood is halfway out the door.
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#551424 - 04/24/12 07:41 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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^ Thank you for avoiding the one foot in the grave analogy ! lol
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#553743 - 05/18/12 04:09 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 05/18/12
Posts: 4
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I had a username, but when I tried to log in I couldn't, said it was already taken. (Yeah, by me!) So I tried to re-register, kept being told that my email was already in use. (Again, by ME)
So, I set up another email addy, picked a new name, new ID, new password, and I'm back.
Please, hold the applause or abuse. There's plenty of time to not like me later...
Until then, I'm gonna enjoy and maybe put my worthless two cents in once in awhile.
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#553752 - 05/18/12 06:33 PM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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no thats alright.^you can go away.but seriously you mustve had an account already and just forgot your password.
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#553761 - 05/18/12 09:00 PM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
[Re: FotoRandi]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I had a username, but when I tried to log in I couldn't, said it was already taken. (Yeah, by me!) So I tried to re-register, kept being told that my email was already in use. (Again, by ME)
So, I set up another email addy, picked a new name, new ID, new password, and I'm back.
Please, hold the applause or abuse. There's plenty of time to not like me later...
Until then, I'm gonna enjoy and maybe put my worthless two cents in once in awhile. Hi. Welcome. What was your name before?
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#553769 - 05/18/12 09:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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i think it was photorandy?
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#553786 - 05/19/12 02:58 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/19/12
Posts: 78
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I occasionally lurk because I tried to register long ago and got instabanned, before I made a single post, by one of your joo mods. What? Why?
I was thinking the same...there are only 10 misfits on this board and you're refusing an 11th? Fuck off
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#553800 - 05/19/12 10:08 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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i think thats why you got banned dickface^.
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#553939 - 05/20/12 01:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I think the regulars should pick a lurker out of the "who's online" at the lower right of the page and adopt them. Send them a pm or three until you get a response and try getting them to post. You can be as sincere or as flippant as you wish. There's not much difference in an engaged lurker and a pissed lurker when they aren't posting.
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#553940 - 05/20/12 01:46 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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good idea... i'm claiming this half-wit. sure he's already posted but it barely counts because he whined about shit he could never fully grasp. I occasionally lurk because I tried to register long ago and got instabanned, before I made a single post, by one of your joo mods. What? Why?
I was thinking the same...there are only 10 misfits on this board and you're refusing an 11th? Fuck off
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#553941 - 05/20/12 01:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Good choice Lou. That half-wit has already managed to get banned and to post. He's just "differently-abled" to quote jamesn.
Edited by Bornyo (05/20/12 01:52 PM)
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#553942 - 05/20/12 01:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Hmmm. Adopt a dolt??? I'll throw my hat in. Any female lurker that would like to be mentored by me should send me a fan pic w/ Jerkules written across yer tits. I'll guide you through the rigorous terrain of XPT, tell you the back stories, steer you towards and away from arguments, and feed you material to use.
If no female is willing, then any man that can beat their woman into writing Jerkules on her tits and sending me the pics, will suffice. If you are going to go the violence route, you might as well send me a second set, w/ your woman bent over and XPT on one cheek, 4 LIFE on the other, asshole on full display.
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#553953 - 05/20/12 04:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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With Sharpies inserted?
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#553958 - 05/20/12 04:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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somebody better take "ozone moretti"
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#553964 - 05/20/12 04:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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I already have 25 alternative IDs to manage. Do I really have to tutor someone?
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#553999 - 05/20/12 11:56 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I think the regulars should pick a lurker out of the "who's online" at the lower right of the page and adopt them. Send them a pm or three until you get a response and try getting them to post. You can be as sincere or as flippant as you wish. There's not much difference in an engaged lurker and a pissed lurker when they aren't posting. When I've done that, they log off immediately like they just got caught doing something wrong.
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#554000 - 05/21/12 12:04 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Some people aren't comfortable being pervy degenerates.
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#554019 - 05/21/12 10:40 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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my heart goes out to them.
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#554065 - 05/21/12 06:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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So for those who tried it, are you getting any responses? Canhead went dark in the PM thread and hasn't posted yet. He/She showed a little bark backchannel but so far has no bite.
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#554069 - 05/21/12 07:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Yeah. "Perverted" washed out.
Actually not. All due respect, this reminds me of wifeswapper dances that had Mingle Police wandering the tables encouraging people to "mingle". If they don't want to get involved, why hassle them?
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#554073 - 05/21/12 07:28 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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being a mingle cop sounds like a good way to get a bottle bounced off your face a time or two a night.
whatever... if you get lit up in pm via a lurker then doom on you. just don't be a bitch about it.
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#554075 - 05/21/12 07:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Ummm, it's a little different from wife-swapping by any measure.
It's more like trying to engage a wall-flower at the school dance. You never know who you might coax out of the shadows. Sure the extroverts jump right in and they get hammered, but the introverts read that and think they'll be treated the same way. Well...not exactly. Some of these folks need encouragement. Encourage them. We might find a new Simp or Fatman or Random who need a little while to get their legs. What's there to lose?
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#554076 - 05/21/12 07:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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I started posting after seeing a thread welcoming me...
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#554078 - 05/21/12 07:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I started posting after seeing a thread welcoming me... I may have posted it but don't take credit for your contributions, if I even did. I was worried about you this past weekend because you weren't posting. I think I need to reconsider and think Conq not posting frequently is a good thing.
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#554104 - 05/22/12 12:23 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/19/12
Posts: 78
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One of your fine moderators has now cleared up the issue. When I finally do get banned, it will be thanks to my own doing, thank you very much. i think thats why you got banned dickface^. I think you're confused.
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#554105 - 05/22/12 12:46 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 03/03/12
Posts: 128
Loc: The Deep North
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Just realised I'm ranked as a Suitcase Pimp. Do I get a pitbull and a jealous disposition? Or should I get on the 'roids and develop these things IRL?
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#554133 - 05/22/12 10:33 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Ummm, it's a little different from wife-swapping by any measure.
It's more like trying to engage a wall-flower at the school dance.
Actually, they're more similar than you'd expect. It was actually a comparison I used to make pretty often. Plus, I was talking swinger's dance, rather than swinger's party. Dances are more a meet and greet sort of thing held in VFW halls with no overt sexing allowed. Some folks hang back, some are there to meet up with friends and some just jump right in. To each their own, I figure. If I remember right, my first post was a response to Mom Foxxx announcing her and retard's "retirement" from porn and going into hooking. It was all put together like a press release, and to me that was just incredibly stupid. Stupid and humourous. For me, it made a nice jumping off point. That would be my suggestion to any lurker. See something goofy and make it goofier.
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#554136 - 05/22/12 10:38 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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One of your fine moderators has now cleared up the issue. When I finally do get banned, it will be thanks to my own doing, thank you very much. i think thats why you got banned dickface^. I think you're confused. Your welcome, babe!
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#554274 - 05/23/12 11:53 AM
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Registered: 05/18/12
Posts: 4
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I had a username, but when I tried to log in I couldn't, said it was already taken. (Yeah, by me!) So I tried to re-register, kept being told that my email was already in use. (Again, by ME)
So, I set up another email addy, picked a new name, new ID, new password, and I'm back.
Please, hold the applause or abuse. There's plenty of time to not like me later...
Until then, I'm gonna enjoy and maybe put my worthless two cents in once in awhile. Hi. Welcome. What was your name before? Hi. It was "Original Randy", which was neither too original nor is my name Randy. Since I am a self-proclaimed "photographer", I figured I'd go with the new one. Think I only posted a few times under old name. And no, I did not forget my old username/pw. Guess it just got too stale and was purged.
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#554326 - 05/23/12 08:01 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/22/08
Posts: 109
Loc: A seedy den of moral turpitude
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Been a lurker forever...but the last time I posted even quasi-regularly, Coke Stevenson was still hanging about, and Jenna Presley still had real tits.
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#554486 - 05/25/12 06:14 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 03/03/12
Posts: 128
Loc: The Deep North
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Your Affliction shirt and matching skully are in the mail, good sir.
You need to quit griping though. At least you get to make Ed Hardy rich with whore cash. Try living life as a load dumper and having Gia Jordan push you around and insult you while you desperately try to squeeze out a $75 day-laborer load.
***please be patient with my weekday grammar. Posting from a phone is sheer-torture I don't know, my inner Bukakke Mike may have trouble letting other people "Handel" all the details of my latest squeezes bookings.
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#554500 - 05/25/12 10:16 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/24/11
Posts: 2330
Loc: Central US
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I had a username, but when I tried to log in I couldn't, said it was already taken. (Yeah, by me!) So I tried to re-register, kept being told that my email was already in use. (Again, by ME)
So, I set up another email addy, picked a new name, new ID, new password, and I'm back.
Please, hold the applause or abuse. There's plenty of time to not like me later...
Until then, I'm gonna enjoy and maybe put my worthless two cents in once in awhile. Hi. Welcome. What was your name before? Hi. It was "Original Randy", which was neither too original nor is my name Randy. Since I am a self-proclaimed "photographer", I figured I'd go with the new one. Think I only posted a few times under old name. And no, I did not forget my old username/pw. Guess it just got too stale and was purged. I'm gonna' assume this guy is Randy Detroit for lulz purposes.
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#555351 - 05/30/12 02:54 PM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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So for those who tried it, are you getting any responses? I tried it with a few and got some mixed responses. Some just want to lurk, enjoy the banter and stare at figg's tits pics. One guy(?) said he wasn't posting, because he didn't "feel at ease with all the arbitrary censorship, threats and insults spouting from that white trash character called hav2cit". Another poster told me that "if he wanted The Thought Police around, he'd stayed in Iran." Well, at least I tried.
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#555416 - 05/30/12 06:56 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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i had some of the same responses free. my favorite ones were where they related the color of my name to dr manhattan... whoever that is?.
whatev.
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#555453 - 05/30/12 08:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Pipe Dream you are clearly on something better than what we get down here.
Freestylah: I hope you are being humorous. It gives me hope for you. It definitely made me laugh.
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#555454 - 05/30/12 08:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Funny too, a few told me they used to read and wanted to post, but could no longer find the hottest picture of the day thread. Go figure.
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#555457 - 05/30/12 08:14 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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so trans-dimensional might be used to describe the way you distanced yourself from your previous post?.
haw... HAW!!!
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#555460 - 05/30/12 08:22 PM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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so trans-dimensional might be used to describe the way you distanced yourself from your previous post?.
haw... HAW!!!
zing! quote of the day
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#555464 - 05/30/12 08:29 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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free for all muthafucka... you're hating the player!
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#555465 - 05/30/12 08:32 PM
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#555471 - 05/30/12 08:35 PM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
[Re: Bornyo]
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Porn Jesus
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Funny too, a few told me they used to read and wanted to post, but could no longer find the hottest picture of the day thread. Go figure. It would been #2 for page views in the Cage by now. It would have never attained #1, but #2 to the Drinking thread would have been a badge of honor . I understand though. You didn't know you would wipe the page views. Every kid smacks up their first car, too. You'll get over it, Champ.
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#555477 - 05/30/12 09:02 PM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
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#555518 - 05/30/12 11:48 PM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
[Re: Fiend]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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Seriously. Why would you give a fuck about how many views a thread you made has gotten?
Jerk I like you but you have managed to make yourself seem like a jackass retard.
It's a forum. Be glad people read your stuff at all.
Notice how charin is whining about how many views his Thursday step meeting is getting? That's right because it doesn't fucking matter.
It is sad and pathetic that you care about thread views because they DON'T FUCKING MATTER.
Bornyo screwed up your thread count. Big fucking deal. Grow up.
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#555527 - 05/31/12 03:27 AM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
[Re: freestylah]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
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One guy(?) said he wasn't posting, because he didn't "feel at ease with all the arbitrary censorship, threats and insults spouting from that white trash character called hav2cit".
Are you sure it was a man and not just another Eurofag? The people I've contacted felt unwilling to post on porn board with no female porners posting on it. It just "felt gay" to them.
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#555529 - 05/31/12 04:56 AM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Seriously. Why would you give a fuck about how many views a thread you made has gotten?
Jerk I like you but you have managed to make yourself seem like a jackass retard.
It's a forum. Be glad people read your stuff at all.
Notice how charin is whining about how many views his Thursday step meeting is getting? That's right because it doesn't fucking matter.
It is sad and pathetic that you care about thread views because they DON'T FUCKING MATTER.
Bornyo screwed up your thread count. Big fucking deal. Grow up. Dude, did you not see Johnny Cash bring up moving the thread, trying to troll me?
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#555575 - 05/31/12 05:32 PM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
[Re: Fiend]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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I am not sure you understand what trolling means. He was not intentionally trying to illicit a negative emotional reaction from you. He was putting the thread in a more appropriate place where people were/are more likely to see it.
If I were trolling you I would argue a position I don't actually care about just to enrage you. Bornyo did not do anything like that.
Perhaps you could explain why thread views matter to you? Status symbol? E-penis points? For example I have no clue how many views any of my threads have gotten because that doesn't matter, they accomplished what I wanted them to do. Sounds like your thread accomplished exactly what it was meant to?
Just trying to say hat this is not a battle worth fighting. Keep posting hot girls, they will be appreciated by all.
Or better yet since you know the thread view count before it was moved just add that number to the current count if accuracy is important.
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#555585 - 05/31/12 05:54 PM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
[Re: Fiend]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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They aren't really my cup of tea but I enjoy your reviews.
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#555630 - 05/31/12 10:14 PM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
[Re: Bornyo]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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Funny too, a few told me they used to read and wanted to post, but could no longer find the hottest picture of the day thread. Go figure. cqd, this post ^^^^, from this thread, he was fucking with me. I don't think he was fucking with me moving the thread. I think he is honest that he didn't think it belonged in the Cage, and didn't know moving it would wipe the views. And I thought it was a good line from him, so I commented on it. As I said before, I started paying attention to the views when Nate said I was a shit poster. I don't track every thread I make, and I'm sure my e-penis is as small as the one I use to wack off. If I were trolling you I would argue a position I don't actually care about just to enrage you. Bornyo did not do anything like that. That is pretty much what I did. I used Bornyo moving the thread as an excuse to rant. It is the internet, kinda like tv, everything you see isn't real. Please tell me you don't think I was actually worried that Monica was going to rape me last weekend? If she wanted to have a session, taking turns banging each other in the ass, I'd be down. There has to be another dude involved for something to be gay.
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#555634 - 05/31/12 11:26 PM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
[Re: Fiend]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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I follow now. And I must have missed the Monica rapey thing. I kind of quit paying attention to her when she started making those photoshop pics that look like a first grader doing splatter paint.
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#555635 - 05/31/12 11:47 PM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
[Re: Jerkules]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Funny too, a few told me they used to read and wanted to post, but could no longer find the hottest picture of the day thread. Go figure. cqd, this post ^^^^, from this thread, he was fucking with me. I don't think he was fucking with me moving the thread. I think he is honest that he didn't think it belonged in the Cage, and didn't know moving it would wipe the views. And I thought it was a good line from him, so I commented on it. As I said before, I started paying attention to the views when Nate said I was a shit poster. I don't track every thread I make, and I'm sure my e-penis is as small as the one I use to wack off. If I were trolling you I would argue a position I don't actually care about just to enrage you. Bornyo did not do anything like that. That is pretty much what I did. I used Bornyo moving the thread as an excuse to rant. It is the internet, kinda like tv, everything you see isn't real. Please tell me you don't think I was actually worried that Monica was going to rape me last weekend? If she wanted to have a session, taking turns banging each other in the ass, I'd be down. There has to be another dude involved for something to be gay. saved. for the last paragraph.
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#555647 - 06/01/12 06:16 AM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
[Re: Jerkules]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Since when has anyone ever needed an excuse to rant around here?
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#555650 - 06/01/12 06:38 AM
Re: Lurkers/Guests look Here!!
[Re: Fiend]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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I need a jumping off point. I have a hard time pulling a rant out of thin air.
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