Don't forget he co-founded or worked for Old Man River at AdultFYI when it started.

Can I pose the question that crystal meth was introduced to make the porn industry more degrading, thus warranting more interference from the government? Or is that along the lines of crack being introduced by the CIA? Or were they both introduced to make life more interesting?

Nah. The meth was borne out of the trailer parks, from which many a porn whore emerged, and suit case pimp, emerged.

From the primordial swamps of Missouri. I can see evolution at work here...or is that intelligent design?

Arizona, Bro. Stripper chicks named Crystal and shit. All the best tweekerchickpornstars are AZ girls.

I think the japanese were the first to make meth. I recall reading somewhere that kamikaze pilots were tweaked out of their fucking minds.

@fiend amphetamine was made by the Germans and the Japs simultaneously. 1887.

Hmmm, so the two countries responsible for some of the most, ahem, "porn for the advanced collector" are responsible for meth?

i remember them talking about the origins of meth at the beginning of the salton sea and they mentioned exactly that.after the japs it became big with suburban housewives.then bikers started making it after the government stopped the otc shit.

Bikers are the reason speed was called "Crank". They used to smuggle speed in the crank cases of motor cycles.

KamiKaze

Kami= god
Kaze= wind

The first time I got arrested, I met an eskimo in the lock-up who got busted for smuggling booze into a dry village in a false gas tank on his snow machine.

The Wankus hate came from the same place that the Porno Dan and Guy Fieri hate came from. It's the hate that dwells inside the common man as he watches a complete and total flamboyant goofus get gobs of positive attention from the never-ending masses of stupid folk. Wankus was an obnoxious parasite and an easy target for this wonderful forum.

I may be a little late to the party, but I'll jump on to get verbally gang raped by some of the great posters here.

I forget how I found this place. It probably had something to do with me searching for forums that talked about the porn industry in earnest. I used to work in a sex shop/head shop where we had all these flowery magazines with reviews of women getting plowed by five cocks and making it seem...I don't know, noble? Not that I have anything against dick-hungry sluts, I just found it hard to believe that getting pounded by five mopes endlessly would be a bit soul-crushing.

I read some of the threads, and I laughed my ass off. I wouldn't say I lurked a lot, maybe once or twice a month, but there was usually some absurdly hilarious thread here, so I just kept reading.

Then I read this thread, and decided to post, at least once.

I don't know, I hope some of you regulars don't get too desensitized to how crazy the "normal person" would think it is (and I'm far from fucking normal but hey).

If you don't get offended by anything, this place is comedic gold.

Ah, I see. Just say Guy Fieri and the penny drops. Thanks!

I like Fieri. He's a total douchebag and drives a Lambo, which makes him doubly douchy. But he shows some good recipes. They're money. Douche.

A solid approximation. Solid.

bump :-P

XPT needs some new blood, some of the old blood is halfway out the door.

^ Thank you for avoiding the one foot in the grave analogy ! lol

I had a username, but when I tried to log in I couldn't, said it was already taken. (Yeah, by me!) So I tried to re-register, kept being told that my email was already in use. (Again, by ME)

So, I set up another email addy, picked a new name, new ID, new password, and I'm back.

Please, hold the applause or abuse. There's plenty of time to not like me later...

Until then, I'm gonna enjoy and maybe put my worthless two cents in once in awhile.

no thats alright.^you can go away.but seriously you mustve had an account already and just forgot your password.

Hi. Welcome. What was your name before?

i think it was photorandy?

I occasionally lurk because I tried to register long ago and got instabanned, before I made a single post, by one of your joo mods. What? Why?

I was thinking the same...there are only 10 misfits on this board and you're refusing an 11th? Fuck off

i think thats why you got banned dickface^.

I think the regulars should pick a lurker out of the "who's online" at the lower right of the page and adopt them. Send them a pm or three until you get a response and try getting them to post. You can be as sincere or as flippant as you wish. There's not much difference in an engaged lurker and a pissed lurker when they aren't posting.

good idea... i'm claiming this half-wit. sure he's already posted but it barely counts because he whined about shit he could never fully grasp.

Good choice Lou. That half-wit has already managed to get banned and to post. He's just "differently-abled" to quote jamesn.

Hmmm. Adopt a dolt??? I'll throw my hat in. Any female lurker that would like to be mentored by me should send me a fan pic w/ Jerkules written across yer tits. I'll guide you through the rigorous terrain of XPT, tell you the back stories, steer you towards and away from arguments, and feed you material to use.

If no female is willing, then any man that can beat their woman into writing Jerkules on her tits and sending me the pics, will suffice. If you are going to go the violence route, you might as well send me a second set, w/ your woman bent over and XPT on one cheek, 4 LIFE on the other, asshole on full display.

With Sharpies inserted?

somebody better take "ozone moretti"

When I've done that, they log off immediately like they just got caught doing something wrong.

Some people aren't comfortable being pervy degenerates.

my heart goes out to them.

So for those who tried it, are you getting any responses? Canhead went dark in the PM thread and hasn't posted yet. He/She showed a little bark backchannel but so far has no bite.

Yeah. "Perverted" washed out.

Actually not. All due respect, this reminds me of wifeswapper dances that had Mingle Police wandering the tables encouraging people to "mingle". If they don't want to get involved, why hassle them?

being a mingle cop sounds like a good way to get a bottle bounced off your face a time or two a night.

whatever... if you get lit up in pm via a lurker then doom on you. just don't be a bitch about it.

Ummm, it's a little different from wife-swapping by any measure.

It's more like trying to engage a wall-flower at the school dance. You never know who you might coax out of the shadows. Sure the extroverts jump right in and they get hammered, but the introverts read that and think they'll be treated the same way. Well...not exactly. Some of these folks need encouragement. Encourage them. We might find a new Simp or Fatman or Random who need a little while to get their legs. What's there to lose?

I started posting after seeing a thread welcoming me...

I may have posted it but don't take credit for your contributions, if I even did. I was worried about you this past weekend because you weren't posting. I think I need to reconsider and think Conq not posting frequently is a good thing.

One of your fine moderators has now cleared up the issue. When I finally do get banned, it will be thanks to my own doing, thank you very much.



I think you're confused.

Just realised I'm ranked as a Suitcase Pimp. Do I get a pitbull and a jealous disposition? Or should I get on the 'roids and develop these things IRL?

Your Affliction shirt and matching skully are in the mail, good sir.

You need to quit griping though. At least you get to make Ed Hardy rich with whore cash. Try living life as a load dumper and having Gia Jordan push you around and insult you while you desperately try to squeeze out a $75 day-laborer load.


***please be patient with my weekday grammar. Posting from a phone is sheer-torture

Actually, they're more similar than you'd expect. It was actually a comparison I used to make pretty often. Plus, I was talking swinger's dance, rather than swinger's party. Dances are more a meet and greet sort of thing held in VFW halls with no overt sexing allowed. Some folks hang back, some are there to meet up with friends and some just jump right in. To each their own, I figure.

If I remember right, my first post was a response to Mom Foxxx announcing her and retard's "retirement" from porn and going into hooking. It was all put together like a press release, and to me that was just incredibly stupid. Stupid and humourous. For me, it made a nice jumping off point. That would be my suggestion to any lurker. See something goofy and make it goofier.

Your welcome, babe!

Hi. It was "Original Randy", which was neither too original nor is my name Randy. Since I am a self-proclaimed "photographer", I figured I'd go with the new one. Think I only posted a few times under old name.

And no, I did not forget my old username/pw. Guess it just got too stale and was purged.

Been a lurker forever...but the last time I posted even quasi-regularly, Coke Stevenson was still hanging about, and Jenna Presley still had real tits.

I don't know, my inner Bukakke Mike may have trouble letting other people "Handel" all the details of my latest squeezes bookings.

I'm gonna' assume this guy is Randy Detroit for lulz purposes.