Is Cash Markman trapped in the past or what? Looking back I tend to believe that the worst years of modern porn occurred somewhere between the post-Traci 80’s until the mid 90’s gonzo gestation. It was bleak back then, even videos with Savannah were terrible. She was hot, but the sex and camera work were not. The pro-am undercurrent then was the precursor to the gonzo takeover firmly entrenched today. The one reason I popped this in was that I saw Katja Kassin in a picture on the box. So, I said to myself “Wtf, it’s got Katja for fuck’s sake just how bad could it be?” Famous last words, my friends, because there was approx. 30 seconds of reverse cowgirl where I could actually get off to my favorite wundercunt were it to have lasted for another 5 minutes at least. Years back, I’d have to check the mirror when that happened to see if the Hulk was staring back at me. Now, I’m mello yello cool, because experience has proven disappointment should be expected like another slimy politician just around the corner. Bad porn is inexorable, but it’s harder to trick me when I rarely buy something these days. The key? Checking the names on the box of those involved in the fucking or filming can tell you a helluva lot about what’s inside ready to disease up your digital domain. As expected this flick wasn’t good, but what was slightly surprising is that it STILL had the look and vibe of something you’d find like around 1992 in style and substance. It also seems like it was made for the Pleasure Channel & Playboy TV market of yesteryore, so stay away… www.legenddirect.com

Katja looks nice...