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#283331 - 11/11/07 11:37 AM Re: What type of pussy do you like?
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Did you get any help translating their conversation by pets you seem to keep?




My cats have complete disdain for international politics. They are isolationists who only care about local domestic issues such as cleaner boxes and a return to more canned food.

With each other they have their own land right issues. Currently there is an under-publicized war over my computer chair that concerns them every overnight. [Snowball yanked a bit of hair out of his grey sister yesterday before he occupied the territory in violation of treaty.]

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They could have been contemplating how to free their kind and get rid of yours for good.




FREE THEIR KIND?

Cats are thinking about further enslavement of our kind. They aren't looking to be "free", they "rule".
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#283332 - 11/11/07 12:43 PM Re: What type of pussy do you like?
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Would you consider pussies to be in power then, too?

Human pussies, that is.
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#283333 - 11/11/07 03:36 PM Re: What type of pussy do you like?
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Goddamn, I guess I need to try to get it back on track again.
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#283334 - 11/11/07 04:58 PM Re: What type of pussy do you like?
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"Back on track"? I thought this thread was over anyhow.

The link provided only short-term entertainment, as a registration is requiired after a few clicks on the thumnails to enlarge them.
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#283335 - 11/11/07 07:43 PM Re: What type of pussy do you like?
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for me...Devon Lee. Monica Sweetheart and Gina Lynn


the rest look like there are blown out....they need that laser labiaplasty. I think they should have a PSA campagne....sort of like the native american one in the 70's.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k197LOJof9Q


they should do the same with fucked up pussies.




Sorry, but you are a fucking idiot. I always find that this sort of talk comes from men who haven't seen many pussies up close and personal in real life.

Nobody "needs" labiapalasty except women who've torn or stretched from childbirth and are in physical discomfort. Saying that pussies should all look like debearded clamshells is like saying that all men's cocks should look like Shane Diesel's. Does yours?

Yeah, I didn't think so.


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#283336 - 11/11/07 08:37 PM Re: What type of pussy do you like?
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Sorry, but you are a fucking idiot. I always find that this sort of talk comes from men who haven't seen many pussies up close and personal in real life.

Nobody "needs" labiapalasty except women who've torn or stretched from childbirth and are in physical discomfort. Saying that pussies should all look like debearded clamshells is like saying that all men's cocks should look like Shane Diesel's. Does yours?

Yeah, I didn't think so.






Of course labiaplasty is a totally insane operation if you're not really falling apart down there. But in Dino Velvet's defense, pornchicks vaginas are usually not naturally lubricated, and they can look pretty rough during scenes. Flaming red, chafed and stretched beyond recognition by one or more jackhammering monster cocks is generally not a state the average sexually active dude sees them in.

I'm 27, and I'm so glad the porn I saw during my formative years was 90s era Vivid-type features. If I had seen any number of these barf-inducing slags with their Predator cunts that pass for pornstars nowadays, I'd probably be gay. Seriously. Disgusting.
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#283337 - 11/11/07 09:41 PM Re: What type of pussy do you like?
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annabelle's vagina was a pleasure to look at.
especially while getting assfucked.



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#283338 - 11/12/07 07:34 PM Re: What type of pussy do you like?
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alexis malone has a rad pussy. i would also lie to add to the list stephanie swift. oh and although her scenes are on the boring side, charmane star has an exquisite cunt.
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#283339 - 11/12/07 08:32 PM Re: What type of pussy do you like?
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Of course labiaplasty is a totally insane operation if you're not really falling apart down there. But in Dino Velvet's defense, pornchicks vaginas are usually not naturally lubricated, and they can look pretty rough during scenes. Flaming red, chafed and stretched beyond recognition by one or more jackhammering monster cocks is generally not a state the average sexually active dude sees them in.




Wait, there's still vaginal sex in porn? Other than DPs, I mean.

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#283340 - 11/12/07 09:56 PM Re: What type of pussy do you like?
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Today Smutmutant posted in one of his reviews that some whore had a pussy that "looked like it would taste like a pink twinkie".

I found that noteworthy.


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#283341 - 11/13/07 05:54 AM Re: What type of pussy do you like?
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#283342 - 11/15/07 09:04 PM Re: What type of pussy do you like?
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#283343 - 11/19/07 01:13 PM Re: What type of pussy do you like?
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pussy is okay, ass is much nicer, love the slits in it, however, please get a pedicure, only $30.00

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#283344 - 11/24/07 09:16 PM Re: What type of pussy do you like?
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#283345 - 11/25/07 08:55 PM Re: What type of pussy do you like?
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Registered: 10/18/07
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Effects of vacuum expeeriments are quite distasteful.

They are executed just too often.

A good-looking pussy, nice natural breasts and hot legs is what it is all about.

The previous post made me want to hastily defecate, relievingly urinate and - surprisingly - jealous I did not come up with a plan to convey some irony in this bitter world.
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#530733 - 09/29/11 01:05 AM Re: What type of pussy do you like? [Re: Mind Ltd.]
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I like labia-less cameltoes such as Nessa Devil and Naomi's but since they're hard to find i've stopped being very picky about it.
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#530753 - 09/29/11 08:05 AM Re: What type of pussy do you like? [Re: Mind Ltd.]
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Just look in the mirror more often. I bet your nickname is camel toe !
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#530756 - 09/29/11 09:00 AM Re: What type of pussy do you like? [Re: Mind Ltd.]
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I bet your nickname is camel toe !


My nickname in bedroom is Brandon the Magnificent IRON!


Edited by Ekarth22 (09/29/11 09:00 AM)
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