Hey everybody, I hope you have a good Labor Day weekend.

Porn Talk will be down for at least part of the weekend, as we are moving it to new hosting.

If I know more of exact ranges I will add it to this thread.

Either way there may be a time this weekend where you try to access the board and it tells you the forums are closed, don't sweat it, just go out and have a margarita.

Malice

Dude, this will be worse than that time I couldn't get a hairy Iranian nurse to give me my morphine prn. I ended up sticking my finger down my throat and puking on her desk. She had me put in six point restraints and turned down the air conditioner to ice fucking cold.

I just lay there sick, in a pool of urine, vomit and feces . . . waiting . . . . . . waiting . . . . . . waiting . . . . .

That was child play waiting compared to xxxporntalk being out of reach. I just hope I can sleep through most of it.

I bet thast a true story

Don't be silly! TRUE STORY??!! How naive can you be? It's really from a German shampoo commercial that you saw last week.

Lance Cummings

Toelickah, you got no right to be messed up on that shit. You could be out there selling clean anarchy. And drop the chick while you're at it. She's fucking annoying and she stabbed Killer Kane in the butt with a screwdriver once.

Moved the database over today, send me a personal message if you find any broken links.

Malice

I almost didn't make it.

I actually had to go out and make friends.

I didn't know what to do at first. I eventually went out and spent the afternoon with a girl. That was kinda neat - I'll have to try that again sometime.