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#527843 - 08/23/11 08:55 AM Dont shoot Lisa Ann without Glasses!-Paylin please
Ekarth22 Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/23/11
Posts: 203
Loc: Pornoland
Dear Porn Producers,
Ever since I saw Lisa Ann in the Sarah Paylin avatar, my dick has stopped responding to her non Paylin-without glasses look. So if you're reading this, please make double sure that whenever you make movies with Lisa Ann, she's in her Paylin avatar!
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#527898 - 08/24/11 12:43 AM Re: Dont shoot Lisa Ann without Glasses!-Paylin please [Re: Ekarth22]
max_core Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 08/20/11
Posts: 46
AMEN!!

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#527903 - 08/24/11 04:25 AM Re: Dont shoot Lisa Ann without Glasses!-Paylin please [Re: max_core]
Crocodile Offline
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Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
Lisa Ann is fucking nasty and not hot IMHO.
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#527906 - 08/24/11 06:41 AM Re: Dont shoot Lisa Ann without Glasses!-Paylin please [Re: Ekarth22]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
^^^Yep.
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#527907 - 08/24/11 07:28 AM Re: Dont shoot Lisa Ann without Glasses!-Paylin please [Re: Ekarth22]
Tyler Durden Offline
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Registered: 05/31/11
Posts: 167
^^^^ double yep.

Heard her in an interview with Stern. It was the first time I heard a whore make up lies about her past, and actually make herself sound worse than she really is, without realizing it.

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#527914 - 08/24/11 09:54 AM Re: Dont shoot Lisa Ann without Glasses!-Paylin please [Re: Ekarth22]
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
always thought her face was pretty but those jacked up bolt-ons are

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#527920 - 08/24/11 10:47 AM Re: Dont shoot Lisa Ann without Glasses!-Paylin please [Re: Crocodile]
Ekarth22 Offline
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Registered: 08/23/11
Posts: 203
Loc: Pornoland
Originally Posted By: Crocodile
Lisa Ann is fucking nasty and not hot IMHO.

but for the same reason she turns me on. I wish I could marry her and live on her paycheck and fuck her as well.
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Originally Posted By: Paperchase
Match point to his excellency Lord Ekarth, the true Patron of Pornography and a Connoisseur of Shemales

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#527932 - 08/24/11 04:31 PM Re: Dont shoot Lisa Ann without Glasses!-Paylin please [Re: Ekarth22]
max_core Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 08/20/11
Posts: 46
Her Zero Tolerance Interactive is great....However the Interactive "You're nailin palin" EPIC.


Lisa Ann satisfies the Milf/Mommy fetish, Lexi Belle satisfies the teen/daughter fetish .... just to live with Lisa and Lexi, I'd be set for life.

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#527973 - 08/25/11 05:53 AM Re: Dont shoot Lisa Ann without Glasses!-Paylin please [Re: Ekarth22]
fartz Offline
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Registered: 07/24/11
Posts: 2330
Loc: Central US
Something about the mismatched elastic tits and the muscle-butt leads me to believe that she's highly overrated.

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#530310 - 09/21/11 03:04 AM Re: Dont shoot Lisa Ann without Glasses!-Paylin please [Re: fartz]
Ekarth22 Offline
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Registered: 08/23/11
Posts: 203
Loc: Pornoland
Originally Posted By: fartz
Something about the mismatched elastic tits and the muscle-butt leads me to believe that she's highly overrated.


her muscle butts are guarantee that she'll drain your cock to last drop just by flexing her holes when you're fucking her. Is that overrated no call this a heaven on earth
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Originally Posted By: Paperchase
Match point to his excellency Lord Ekarth, the true Patron of Pornography and a Connoisseur of Shemales

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#530363 - 09/21/11 08:07 PM Re: Dont shoot Lisa Ann without Glasses!-Paylin please [Re: Ekarth22]
drained Offline
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Registered: 02/12/08
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It has a huge scar in its stomach. It's gross. Next.

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#530497 - 09/23/11 09:14 PM Re: Dont shoot Lisa Ann without Glasses!-Paylin please [Re: ]
Ekarth22 Offline
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Registered: 08/23/11
Posts: 203
Loc: Pornoland
Originally Posted By: paperchase
I think your love for trannies has wrecked your taste in real women. The last time I saw such horrible choices was when Christian was selecting MILF talent for NA or Brandon was cruising the local bus station. The female equivalents of ryan knox should not be on film.


Lisa Ann is the real woman and the MILF Goddess and I'm a big fan of hers.
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Originally Posted By: Paperchase
Match point to his excellency Lord Ekarth, the true Patron of Pornography and a Connoisseur of Shemales

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#530534 - 09/24/11 07:58 AM Re: Dont shoot Lisa Ann without Glasses!-Paylin please [Re: Ekarth22]
fartz Offline
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Registered: 07/24/11
Posts: 2330
Loc: Central US
Man, this Ekarth guy is redundant. Every post says the same damn thing:


*** You are ignoring this user ***

Guy needs a new schtick.

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#530678 - 09/27/11 07:26 PM Re: Dont shoot Lisa Ann without Glasses!-Paylin please [Re: ]
Ekarth22 Offline
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Registered: 08/23/11
Posts: 203
Loc: Pornoland
Originally Posted By: paperchase
She's failed the freshness test and should get off film. You need to stop sucking trannie dick.

If Lisa Ann becomes a tranny I would still love her.

Originally Posted By: fartz
Man, this Ekarth guy is redundant. Every post says the same damn thing:

so is paperchase, superloads and all of them with their same out cliched brandon talk.



Edited by Ekarth22 (09/27/11 07:27 PM)
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Originally Posted By: Paperchase
Match point to his excellency Lord Ekarth, the true Patron of Pornography and a Connoisseur of Shemales

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#530715 - 09/28/11 03:13 PM Re: Dont shoot Lisa Ann without Glasses!-Paylin please [Re: Ekarth22]
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Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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Everybody's talkin' at me
I don't hear a word they're saying
Only the echoes of my mind

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#530720 - 09/28/11 05:57 PM Re: Dont shoot Lisa Ann without Glasses!-Paylin please [Re: Ekarth22]
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Don't shoot her without glasses ?
Why ? Are you afraid "they" will miss ?
Seriously , in spite of her hard look these days I still liker her.
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#530742 - 09/29/11 05:39 AM Re: Dont shoot Lisa Ann without Glasses!-Paylin please [Re: Ekarth22]
fartz Offline
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Registered: 07/24/11
Posts: 2330
Loc: Central US
Originally Posted By: Ekarth22
Originally Posted By: paperchase
She's failed the freshness test and should get off film. You need to stop sucking trannie dick.

If Lisa Ann becomes a tranny I would still love her.

Originally Posted By: fartz
Man, this Ekarth guy is redundant. Every post says the same damn thing:

so is paperchase, superloads and all of them with their same out cliched brandon talk.



So I toggled against my will, and wow. Just fucking wow.






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#530850 - 09/30/11 07:47 PM Re: Dont shoot Lisa Ann without Glasses!-Paylin please [Re: Ekarth22]
max_core Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 08/20/11
Posts: 46
Blowjobs are like fine liquor ... they only get better with age. Lisa Ann is the PREMIER Blowjob Goddess!


Her limo blowjob in "Interactive Sex with Lisa Ann" is EPIC. I can bust a nut to that within a minute of having already busted one, that's how epic it is.

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#530862 - 09/30/11 11:00 PM Re: Dont shoot Lisa Ann without Glasses!-Paylin please [Re: max_core]
Ekarth22 Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/23/11
Posts: 203
Loc: Pornoland
Originally Posted By: max_core
Blowjobs are like fine liquor ... they only get better with age. Lisa Ann is the PREMIER Blowjob Goddess!


Her limo blowjob in "Interactive Sex with Lisa Ann" is EPIC. I can bust a nut to that within a minute of having already busted one, that's how epic it is.


Absolutely CORRECT. There is no alternative to LISA ANN. She is the best of the best of the best MILF in her prime right now.
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Originally Posted By: Paperchase
Match point to his excellency Lord Ekarth, the true Patron of Pornography and a Connoisseur of Shemales

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#530876 - 10/01/11 06:48 AM Re: Dont shoot Lisa Ann without Glasses!-Paylin please [Re: Ekarth22]
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
A bald peace offering ! :-)


Ivette Blanche


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Edited by backdoorman (10/01/11 06:48 AM)
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#530879 - 10/01/11 06:56 AM Re: Dont shoot Lisa Ann without Glasses!-Paylin please [Re: Ekarth22]
drained Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
Baldness befits women.

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#530881 - 10/01/11 07:05 AM Re: Dont shoot Lisa Ann without Glasses!-Paylin please [Re: Ekarth22]
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Fuck I meant that for another thread. How in the fuck did I do that ? I don't even think I was on this thread. Early alzheimers ? Just plain dumb ? A combination of both ? In any case, ATTN: Jerkules
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#535196 - 11/26/11 02:35 AM Re: Dont shoot Lisa Ann without Glasses!-Paylin please [Re: Ekarth22]
VW/Velvet Offline
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Registered: 11/18/11
Posts: 330
Have you seen her in Gangbanged? The specs are hot, but probably would have just gotten in the way for this one.





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Edited by VW/Velvet (11/26/11 02:36 AM)

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#535228 - 11/26/11 08:40 AM Re: Dont shoot Lisa Ann without Glasses!-Paylin please [Re: VW/Velvet]
Fiend Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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#535311 - 11/27/11 08:10 AM Re: Dont shoot Lisa Ann without Glasses!-Paylin please [Re: Ekarth22]
VW/Velvet Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/18/11
Posts: 330
Here's a video of Lisa Ann explaining how it came to be that she is no longer working in the Palin movies. She goes off on Axel Braun


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