I, the Minion, am starting my own talent agenc as you can see on lukeford.com. Katin is my first client but more will follow. To book Katin call me at (818)209-2432.Peace Love

The competition is tough! Best of luck. The secrets to success are really no secrets. Honesty, great service and reliability.

You gonna book guys too?

Lance

geez... good luck man... good girl to start with though.

Awww, you and Katin have something going don't you?

First I see her spraying your ass and balls with a water hose nozzle, and now this?

Well, she is certainly an amazing performer with a great ass. You got a good first start.

Oh wow,you told me huh? Anyway........

isnt this talent for hire? although it does have entertainment value

Kami,want to be my first client, and I'll toss in all the tacos you can eat. ha ha!
www.assinc.net

Funniest shit in the world. I can see lots of people lining up to sleep with you for very small amounts of money. Give me a 100 and i'll make it spit.


Dave Pounder.


P.S I am NOT living in a warehouse.

Why does everyone think they can be a fucking agent. All I can say is good luck.

Katin > <me

Yeeeeaaa, go for it.
Good luck. You're my hero.

Is this the end of minion modaling? Story from lukeford.com

Wanker Wang Posts: The Great Minion Experiment may be coming to a close. I gave my Minion a business about a month ago. And it has been a catastrophe since inception. I let him know several days ago that he better shape up as an agent or Minion Modeling may die a quick death.

The near final straw came when I spoke to Gia Paloma the other day. I've always had a cool relationship with Gia Paloma who is probably one of the nicest whores in the business. She always tries to give 100% in a scene.

Apparently, she was booked for an Evil Angel shoot one day. The Minion arrived late to pick her up. When he arrived there, he told Gia that he didn't feel like driving in his $600 Volvo station wagon and instructed Gia Paloma to drive him to the Downtown L.A. set.

On the way there, Gia bought the Minion breakfast.

Mind you, he works for me so later I asked him why he would drive with Gia when she knew where it was. He responded that he wanted Gia to perform the best she could and I suppose his presence would unleash some sort of superhuman sexual response from Gia.

He wanted to help Gia so much that he proceeded to sleep on a couch during most of the shoot. His snores would constantly disrupt the set.

After the scene, Gia's ass was super sore and she was exhausted. She asked the Minion to drive her back in her car. Ever the compassionate one, the Minion said no, he was also very tired from sleeping throughout the afternoon. So Gia drove the Minion back to the Valley.

The Minion slept throughout the trip back. At one point, he leaned his mammoth girth breaking Gia's cup holder.

Then the Minion arrived for work around 3 PM. Again, let me repeat, he works for me and shows up to work at 3PM.

Now, there are few people I know as pitiful as the Minion. He has a difficult time organizing two toothpicks, let alone some pornstars with rigid schedules. Everything he touches has a tendency to break. He has, in his short time with me, broken 3 camcorders, 2 computers, a $1000 digital camera, and I suspect a dozen other electronic items.

Gia Paloma no longer wishes to be anywhere near the Minion. In fact, she is considering a restraining order not because he's violent but because she is repulsed by the Minion.

Could this be the end of Minion Modeling? Only time will tell before I pull the plug.

E-mail me at WankerWang@yahoo.com

The minion shall fall, and we shall all cry in joy. The whores he destroyed mentally and physically by putting his fat laden phallus in will smile with triumph that justice has been served.

Hey Minion,
Take your hat out of the ring about put it back on. Your 15 minutes of fame is up.

I don't feel too bad for the guy. He's had more sex in his 15 minutes of fame than he'll probably have the rest of his life.

i hope to be a porn agent one of these days, i mean face it my name is already perfect for the job.

How does one start on the road towards being a porn agent?

first hate women and view then as toilet paper, to use and disopose of, knowing you can get new toilet paper pretty easy

Right on Have2, the funny thing is if you take Kami's statement and substitute men for women it becomes what I always thought was the pre-requisite for being a stripper.