Steve C. will you be taking over the monkey persona :P

He can actually just spend all his time reading the archived Cage. That's where the bodies are buried.

I see he is changing all the graphics around here and even the old "Chrome" masthead. I can remember when Malice changed it to "Chrome" from what you can see on the "internet wayback machine".

I don't disagree with those changes- just don't take away previous features such as uploading images if you can help it and it won't hurt my feelings if you leave the youtube hotlinks behind but that's just me.

And there will be a test for you as admin within a month. I'm not sure whom or how but at this point with what you've told us and what Jeff has done the last two years I'm not so sure you aren't Lord Master Damien and that will never stand.

Really? I want a minimum 250 word essay on what you think of ball gags, restraints and electrical tape by the end of the week.

^ three words, all that needed to be said, clear for takeoff.

there is one thing your predecessor did when the new girls came in- he'd run his nose along their hairline and ask "are you ready to be cheap and dirty". (pottery wheel scene in Ghost but Patrick Swayze is fishhooking Demi Moore)

I'll take phrases or sentences guaranteed to incite a PM from Panzer for $100 Alex.

Steve,

I pm'd you, but I feel neurotic today, so I'm doubling up with same message here. And to see if anyone else agrees or has a better graphic design solution.

Hey there. It's gia jordan, and yes, I'm really a girl. Is it ok if I give you a suggestion?

The main xpt page, well, it looked better before. Putting myself in your shoes, I can see why you want it to match with the new look of the forums. Will you please change the main (and banner) back, but just tweak the colors to yellow, black, and grey- that way they match the new look and appear more awesome. Graphically stronger! :puts on art director hat:

Also, what's the point in having a disclaimer like "ok, everyone, just warning you this is a porn site, not sure if you're even of age, so we're giving you the two options to click stay or go." Yet on the page warning is broads with dicks in their mouth? I feel confused on that.

What do you think?

-gia

And great answers to the questions before, Steve. And when I asked what other mes boards do you like, I wasn't trying to pry. They could be message boards about old cars or big band music for all I fscking know. XPT is MUCH more than "Hey, let's talk about whores." It's about each other. Not saying you have to post pics of your last family reunion, but we ain't kidding when we say it's a community. Only we have keg parties in town square.

C'est moi!!!!

Good. All those pictures of just your ass were beginning to worry me.

Yes, I even offered to let Gia crash on my couch if she needed to. And offered to pick up her dry cleaning.

Actually, I am not happy with the new header banner. If you or anyone else here are graphically inclined and would like to contribute, I am not adversed to that.

I'll eventually put more effort into making another one and another one, etc...until I nail it but for the moment, I have been spending too much time here and have to catch up on my other duties

She can crouch on my face anytime she wants. Nyuk nyuk ~

Steve, when you hear the name Wayne C. Lewis what comes to mind?

>>>Steve, when you hear the name Wayne C. Lewis what comes to mind?

Nothing...so I googled the name with the word porn and found some guy who found God and got out of porn, something like that, it lost my interest fast.

Good answer. Ask Jeff about Wankus.

I remember that name from some guy who had an online porn radio show I never actually listened to. Some of the girls I used to shoot with participated on the show...for free.

truthfully, there's nothing functionally-wrong with the board at the moment. i think a lot of us would like to see a few things tweaked but you made the transition and things are all basically working right. do your other shit before your head explodes.

i think it'd be really well-received here if you could replace one of the stickies with a new one when you take time to do something other than get the board working. we can post and the archive's intact, let us know when you can take some time to make the layout more pleasing to what seems like most of us.

The biggest problem is with a group of 10,000 people, a few might request the removal of something like the Shout Box while some others want to keep it, etc...

Maybe we should make some polls?? I'm pretty sure it is built in to the software...I'll check it out.

Keep the shout box for sure. The new board is fine, at least for my part the hardest thing was the abrupt change without any real notice. A little time has passed and I think most of us are cool with the change. Good work.

Here's the thing about that: Only like twenty, thirty people out of those 10,000 post regularly, and you pretty much cyber-met all of them when you tinkered with the board layout.

If you want to make it easy on yourself, just do whatever the few people who care enough to gripe want you to do.

Do whatever you want, Steve.

Griping is all some of these people have to live for.







Is there an extra one of these laying around the office?

Actually, Random makes perfect "Random" sense and that is exactly what I have been doing for the most part.

I'd figure a fat dude wouldn't be into fat chicks.

Not sure what the tech jargon is, but please change the main page "xxxporntalk" banner. The font is too small for the box, the Calvin and Hobbes knock off looks unorig and dated, and the spacing around the lettering looks like my homework from my college HTML class (I think I got a 3.8 there only because all my projects were about rock bands or decorating.)

I'd feel better if it were just the original xxxporntalk sign but just tweak the colors to dark grey, yellow, and white to match the look of the new XPT. It'd feel more cohesive as well.

What do you guys think?

Sorry if I sound bitchy. Just shot Ash Hollywood for Fox Magazine all day and went to a vid editing lesson. No time even for the gym. I had Jr. Mints for dinner.

I'm digging the shout box. Micro posting!

I agree with G about the logo. [no surprise there heh]
Gia , Chanel gave you kudos for the shoot the other day !