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#505313 - 03/15/11 10:32 AM Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
zenman Offline

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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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#505314 - 03/15/11 10:39 AM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
I think her real name is a better porn monicker.
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#505315 - 03/15/11 01:40 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
Spunko Offline
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Registered: 08/04/06
Posts: 1155
Loc: U.S. Outpost 31
$12 ain't bad for a chance to see inside that bitches head.

Pre-ordered and waiting.





Thanx for the tip,Zenman.
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#505316 - 03/15/11 01:51 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
April first, how apropo.

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#505317 - 03/15/11 01:54 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
wannacorndog Offline
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Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
Always liked Ashley Blue, should be a really good read.
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#505318 - 03/15/11 03:25 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
I was a fan too. Before we all start thinking we'll get close to inside her head, we should remember Rule 1. That said, I'll get it too.
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#505319 - 03/15/11 04:14 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
I would like to know what it was like growing up eskimo and perhaps she will give us some of her opinions on the saracen. I will be getting this as well.
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#505320 - 03/15/11 05:18 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
Spunko Offline
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Registered: 08/04/06
Posts: 1155
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Quote:

I was a fan too. Before we all start thinking we'll get close to inside her head, we should remember Rule 1. That said, I'll get it too.






The whore may lie,but I bet it will be interesting bullshit.
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#505321 - 03/15/11 05:51 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Quote:

Quote:

I was a fan too. Before we all start thinking we'll get close to inside her head, we should remember Rule 1. That said, I'll get it too.






The whore may lie,but I bet it will be interesting bullshit.




I do too. Any whore can lie, it's in their DNA, But for a whore to lie in an entertaining and interesting way, well, that's a good whore.

I never pre- order anything, but I did this. I'm just a fanboi.
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#505322 - 03/15/11 06:13 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
I'll buy a copy if there is a lengthy chapter about getting Cryin' Knox to do the Reverse Bukkake.

Is she going to pay any royalties to Cassandra for using that picture on the cover?

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#505323 - 03/15/11 07:13 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
frankie fatale Offline
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Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
shes an eskimo?
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#505324 - 03/16/11 07:12 AM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
I'm waiting for you guys to post a Perverts Digest review.
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#505325 - 03/18/11 12:23 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
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Im a little worried about how she going paint me in the book. Good guy, bad guy, anti hero? Guess I will have to wait and see.
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#505326 - 03/18/11 03:21 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Dude. You are a pornographer. Why in the hell would you be worried about your reputation? Your reputation is already that you pay your bills, and for a pornographer that's about as good as it gets.

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#505327 - 03/18/11 03:33 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
LouCypher Offline
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i dont think he's worried. its more like "how many shades of satan does she see in red at this point in time?."
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#505328 - 03/18/11 03:42 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
Max Rhino Online
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Registered: 05/09/06
Posts: 862
Loc: Doony's Tiki Boat
What if she doesn't even bother to mention you? Would your ego be smashed like a kitten in a crush video?
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#505329 - 03/18/11 07:20 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
Ron Mexico Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/27/05
Posts: 402
Loc: Philly. PA
I just saw the scene she did in Kelly the Coed with Padover...I had to go and vomit from butterface overdose.

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#505330 - 03/18/11 10:56 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

Dude. You are a pornographer. Why in the hell would you be worried about your reputation? Your reputation is already that you pay your bills, and for a pornographer that's about as good as it gets.




Good point. I guess being king of the gutter is better than not being king at all.
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#505331 - 03/18/11 11:02 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
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Quote:

What if she doesn't even bother to mention you? Would your ego be smashed like a kitten in a crush video?






I should ban you because your a idiot. The name of the book is Girlvert. I wonder how owns that name moron. Do you hear that? ADT is calling.
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#505332 - 03/19/11 12:22 AM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
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Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
i couldn't beat off to her if my life depended on it, but her and her husband seem solid. I will definitely buy this....
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#505333 - 03/19/11 07:36 AM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
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Quote:

Quote:

Dude. You are a pornographer. Why in the hell would you be worried about your reputation? Your reputation is already that you pay your bills, and for a pornographer that's about as good as it gets.





Good point. I guess being king of the gutter is better than not being king at all.






For all the Ivys and wannabe Ivys here: Leave it to Jeff to create an amalgam of Milton and Oscar Wilde.

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#505334 - 03/19/11 11:50 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
windsock Offline
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Registered: 08/25/06
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256 pages is fairly epic for a book of this nature because given the relatively tactful & tasteful cover-art, and because of this young woman's distinctive & intriguing screen presence, I doubt it is padded out with copious lurid photography. May very well be a book of note. Possibly a work of frontline gonzo-gonzo journalism.

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#505335 - 04/12/11 01:39 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
Dave Naz Offline
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Registered: 03/25/11
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#505336 - 04/12/11 02:29 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
tattypatty Offline
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i did not need to see that. Lol@ James Frey doing the blurb.
Hopefully my bookstore can order this book. Gonna check today.
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#505337 - 04/12/11 02:36 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
frankie fatale Offline
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dave try to pic an avatar just a little bit less gay.thanks.
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#505338 - 04/12/11 02:39 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
Dave Naz Offline
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Registered: 03/25/11
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Quote:

dave try to pic an avatar just a little bit less gay.thanks.



But he has such a nice cock.

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#505339 - 04/12/11 02:39 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
frankie fatale Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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#505340 - 04/12/11 03:18 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

Video of Oriana Plucking her Pubes for the Collectors Edition of Girlvert: A Porno Memoir.




awesome. $200 a pop is it?. i hope you make bank dave and ori.. i really do.

one question though. is the cat featured at all?. the white one. i was going to pay gj hundreds to swipe that fucker.

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#505341 - 04/12/11 03:23 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
$200? For a pube? You're sure yo8u're not Scott Tennerman?

What the fuck is a bulbous pube?
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#505342 - 04/12/11 03:31 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
LouCypher Offline
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Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
fuck you for making me google southpark nonsense.

and yeah, pay what you like for whatever but i was referring to the art edition ON SALE NOW.
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#505343 - 04/12/11 03:47 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
Dave Naz Offline
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Registered: 03/25/11
Posts: 14
Quote:


awesome. $200 a pop is it?. i hope you make bank dave and ori.. i really do.

one question though. is the cat featured at all?. the white one. i was going to pay gj hundreds to swipe that fucker.





Thank you, I do too. The cat & dog are both featured in the book.

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#505344 - 04/12/11 03:57 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
LouCypher Offline
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Loc: fortified
i like your work naz.. i really do. who else likes daves work. yes?.

i've seen you and i'll admit that you scare me. in the fashion that i imagine you have a taste for bile and can pinpoint certain ethnicitys aromas and bouquet like some people pick bottles of wine. respect.
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#505345 - 04/12/11 04:15 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
Dave Naz Offline
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Registered: 03/25/11
Posts: 14
Quote:

i like your work naz.. i really do. who else likes daves work. yes?.

i've seen you and i'll admit that you scare me. in the fashion that i imagine you have a taste for bile and can pinpoint certain ethnicitys aromas and bouquet like some people pick bottles of wine. respect.



Thanks. I love the smell of ethnic people (especially my wife).

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#505346 - 04/12/11 04:54 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
faceblaster Offline
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Porn Jesus

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Do the Redd Kross boys still jam in your mom's garage? Is Dalke living in your yard as a homeless guy a la Down and Out in Beverly Hills?
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#505347 - 04/12/11 05:04 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
Jerkules Offline
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Loc: 3 feet high and rising
Any chance there will be an extra special $300 edition, and you'll have a clip of her on all fours w/ some one plucking asshole hairs?
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#505348 - 04/12/11 05:13 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
Dave Naz Offline
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Registered: 03/25/11
Posts: 14
Quote:

Any chance there will be an extra special $300 edition, and you'll have a clip of her on all fours w/ some one plucking asshole hairs?



If you buy the $200.00 edition, I'll see to it you get a Brazilian wax strip of asshole hairs.

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#505349 - 04/12/11 05:17 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
Dave Naz Offline
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Registered: 03/25/11
Posts: 14
Quote:

Do the Redd Kross boys still jam in your mom's garage? Is Dalke living in your yard as a homeless guy a la Down and Out in Beverly Hills?



That was back in the 80's. I'm finishing up an another album w/ Robert Hecker's other band: It's OK.
Dalke is doing good. I heard from him on Facebook. Pretty sure the last tours he did were Nirvana and Frank Black.

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#505350 - 04/12/11 07:12 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
Barry the Pirate Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Quote:

fuck you for making me google southpark nonsense.

and yeah, pay what you like for whatever but i was referring to the art edition ON SALE NOW.




Somehow I was thinking of you Googling that when I threw it in.

I guess I just think the Art Edition should be by an artist. No disrespect to Ashley (she'll always be Ashley to me), but throwing a pube in does not art make. I'm finding it funny that the Sasha retirement is being met with ridicule of her basking in her own idiocy, yet Ashley Blue comes up with a not only a book, but an Art Edition 1st Edition that costs $200. And folks are just kinda discussing it. Pretty civil stuff. I'm not sure what this means, but obviously these two whores are seen differently by the pervert population.

I don't know who Dave Naz is, but I like the cut of his jib, as it were. Welcome!
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#505351 - 04/12/11 07:17 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
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Quote:


i like your work naz.. i really do. who else likes daves work. yes?.



I gotta admit I wanted to hate on him, but his science it too tight (cock avatars aside). Plus he and i both think Bill Margold is a faggot.
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#505352 - 04/12/11 07:23 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Quote:

Quote:


i like your work naz.. i really do. who else likes daves work. yes?.



I gotta admit I wanted to hate on him, but his science it too tight (cock avatars aside). Plus he and i both think Bill Margold is a faggot.




The cock avatar is funny as fuck. Early 70's Swedish porn, by the looks of it.

But...doesn't everyone think Margold's a fag?
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#505353 - 04/12/11 08:22 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Thanks. I love the smell of ethnic people (especially my wife).




Well a woman who'll kiss on the very first date is usually a hussy.

And a woman who'll kiss on the second time out is anything but fussy.

But a woman who waits 'til the third time around, head in the clouds, feet on the ground!

She's the girl he's glad he's found: She's his Shipoopi!

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#505354 - 04/12/11 10:19 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
damaged Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
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I think the difference in response to Ashley's book vs. Sasha's retirement is that while Sasha always took herself far too seriously, Ashley never did. Basically, Sasha is a deluded, pretentious, pseudo-intellectual snob and Ashely is a self-aware whore. Sasha talked about exploring sexuality and existentialism and Ashley talked about dealing with cock cheese. Both were fine whores but I think I'd rather have a beer with and a sloppy blow job from Ashley.
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#505355 - 04/12/11 10:54 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
Dave Naz Offline
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Registered: 03/25/11
Posts: 14
Quote:


I guess I just think the Art Edition should be by an artist. No disrespect to Ashley (she'll always be Ashley to me), but throwing a pube in does not art make. I'm finding it funny that the Sasha retirement is being met with ridicule of her basking in her own idiocy, yet Ashley Blue comes up with a not only a book, but an Art Edition 1st Edition that costs $200. And folks are just kinda discussing it. Pretty civil stuff. I'm not sure what this means, but obviously these two whores are seen differently by the pervert population.




Art is subjective and people will always argue over it. Some people just don't get it and that's fine too. Ori's artwork is shown in galleries and it does sell.

Bill Margold is an idiot.

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#505356 - 04/13/11 09:57 AM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Quote:

Quote:


I guess I just think the Art Edition should be by an artist. No disrespect to Ashley (she'll always be Ashley to me), but throwing a pube in does not art make. I'm finding it funny that the Sasha retirement is being met with ridicule of her basking in her own idiocy, yet Ashley Blue comes up with a not only a book, but an Art Edition 1st Edition that costs $200. And folks are just kinda discussing it. Pretty civil stuff. I'm not sure what this means, but obviously these two whores are seen differently by the pervert population.




Art is subjective and people will always argue over it. Some people just don't get it and that's fine too. Ori's artwork is shown in galleries and it does sell.

Bill Margold is an idiot.




You're right on both counts. Some of the shops I sell my wares at call me an artist, but I've never thought of myself as one. It's all the eyes of the beholder.
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#505357 - 04/13/11 10:03 AM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
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Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Quote:

I think the difference in response to Ashley's book vs. Sasha's retirement is that while Sasha always took herself far too seriously, Ashley never did. Basically, Sasha is a deluded, pretentious, pseudo-intellectual snob and Ashely is a self-aware whore. Sasha talked about exploring sexuality and existentialism and Ashley talked about dealing with cock cheese. Both were fine whores but I think I'd rather have a beer with and a sloppy blow job from Ashley.




I think that's it in a nutshell. A whore who thinks of themselves as better than a whore, versus a whore who knows she's a whore and is pretty OK with that.
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#505358 - 04/13/11 02:16 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

A whore who thinks of themselves as better than a whore, versus a whore who knows she's a whore and is pretty OK with that.




It's not like Ashley could have been anything more ...


Sasha, who doesn't appeal to me, has some resonance with mainstream-arty people who don't know anything much about porn, want a valid socially-acceptable reason to watch some, so they are looking to find an iota evidence of it being "art".

Plus, there is always a "surprise" when a whore shows any interest in anything other than drugs, lap dogs, fashion bags and/or jewelry.

On both, for me, Sasha isn't as hard on the eyes as Ashley.

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#505359 - 04/13/11 04:16 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Glad to see Dave Naz on the board. Yay!
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#505360 - 04/13/11 04:18 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Needs to bring 2 or 3 tough whores with him from now on though!
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#505361 - 04/13/11 07:22 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Posts: 14755
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Quote:

Glad to see Dave Naz on the board. Yay!




Why???
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#506425 - 04/15/11 10:38 AM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7596
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Cuz that nigga is sharp. It's nice to see a dude connected with this biz who isn't a complete shit stain. Stick around, dude...
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#506432 - 04/15/11 01:16 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: tattypatty]
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pretty sure fatty has made it known in the past that hes not a naz fan.

i agree with tatty though. dave would be fun to have around.
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#506433 - 04/15/11 01:19 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: gia jordan]
Dave Naz Offline
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Glad to see Dave Naz on the board. Yay!

Thanks, Gia.

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#506473 - 04/15/11 10:24 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
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I'm totally obsessed with Dave and Ashley's relationship. I know Dave comes from money. Dave, how does your family feel about you being married to a former porn star? How does Ashley deal with them? Can she hold up in conversation? Just nosy.
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#506477 - 04/15/11 10:40 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
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Quote:
How does Ashley deal with them?


Whenever she's at a loss for words, she shoves her fist down her throat in a "look at me" moment that lets everyone forget for a split second that's she's a worthless, ignorant disease-riddled whore.

Ashley got a present she didn't like once from Dave's grandma. ONCE.

The beating and painful strap-on grandma endured took means no more "gift cards" from the Candle Shack.
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#506506 - 04/16/11 07:41 AM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
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Naz is more than welcome in my book. That avatar, however, has to go. Sorry dude. Call it the price of admission.

Side note: The edit function seems to be working now.


Edited by J.B. (04/16/11 09:41 AM)
Edit Reason: testing attachment feature

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#506531 - 04/16/11 01:11 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
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Originally Posted By: zenman
Dave, how does your family feel about you being married to a former porn star? How does Ashley deal with them? Can she hold up in conversation? Just nosy.


My family loves Ori & is totally supportive of her book. Ori is very creative, intelligent and has no problem keeping up in conversation.

The book is great. Some people that would normally get thrown under the bus are seen in a positive light and others that are use to being adored aren't mentioned.
A totally different group of people are going to learn of the JM movies too.

And thanks, Lou & JB

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#506542 - 04/16/11 02:06 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: Dave Naz]
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Quote:
My family loves Ori & is totally supportive of her book. Ori is very creative, intelligent and has no problem keeping up in conversation.


Or more succinctly and bluntly: They aren't very smart [or picky] either.
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#506629 - 04/17/11 04:32 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
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Regardless, she's a good whore. She does good anal. :bananacream:
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#506630 - 04/17/11 04:34 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: Dave Naz]
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Originally Posted By: Dave Naz

And thanks, Lou & JB


no prob dave..welcome and have fun here.
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#506631 - 04/17/11 04:38 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
J.B.
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Naz, you're welcome, but, seriously, fix the av. Beyond that, though, Welcome aboard.

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#506682 - 04/18/11 03:10 AM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: LouCypher]
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Surely not a surprise that i say Dave Naz's avatar is great!
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#506693 - 04/18/11 07:33 AM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
backdoorman Offline
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Uh yeah... el soopreez !
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#517768 - 05/04/11 05:30 AM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: Dave Naz]
nassim Offline
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Publish it, dammit! The delivery date keeps getting paged back.
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#517785 - 05/04/11 02:01 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: nassim]
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Seriously,I pre-ordered this back in early March,for a late March release and it's been delayed twice by Amazon.


Off your ass Naz.
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#517786 - 05/04/11 02:08 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: Spunko]
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i'm guessing it has something to do with the plucking pubes video.
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#517787 - 05/04/11 02:27 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
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Gotta get special permits to ship whore parts across state lines.
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#517800 - 05/04/11 07:27 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
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Maybe it need to make a goal in pre-pub sales before it gets printed/released.

OR

Maybe there's some stuff in it that hasn't passed the publisher's legal approval.
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#517843 - 05/05/11 02:01 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: Spunko]
Dave Naz Offline
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Originally Posted By: Spunko
Seriously,I pre-ordered this back in early March,for a late March release and it's been delayed twice by Amazon.


There were a few delays, both print and legal, but the book is being printed now and will be released soon.

Here's a short excerpt:

It took us over seven hours to drive from Las Vegas to
Hollywood. There was so much traffic because it was Labor
Day Weekend. I had no idea. Nationally observed holidays had
come to mean nothing to me. I rarely checked the mailbox. I
hardly ever got up before three in the afternoon—and after this
misadventure, I wasn’t sure I ever wanted to get up again.
Tyler and Carmelita fucked and she sucked his dick for four
of those seven hours. They cuddled in the interims when his
cock needed a rest. But she kept her hand on it, stroking it the
entire time. Halfway home, I began to hate her. At first I was
only mad at Tyler, but couldn’t remain so for long. He was my
boyfriend. So I shifted my rage to her. She took advantage of a
tempestuous relationship under odd circumstances. I dried my
tears and toughed it out, letting her get fucked by the man I
loved and lived with.
At last, we arrived at Nelson’s place. I popped the trunk and
gave Carmelita a firm hug. Tyler kissed her goodnight, deeply
with tongue, and we left her outside on the curb.

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#517847 - 05/05/11 03:00 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Is that the passage you jerk off to?

When you do, do you imagine yourself to be Ashley, Tyler or Carmelita?
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#517868 - 05/05/11 08:43 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: Dave Naz]
nassim Offline
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Damn! That's some fine prose - comparable to <I>Candy Girl</I> by Diablo Cody.
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#517869 - 05/05/11 09:44 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: Dave Naz]
Mark_J Offline
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Originally Posted By: Dave Naz
Here's a short excerpt:

It took us over seven hours to drive from Las Vegas to Hollywood. There was so much traffic because it was Labor Day Weekend. I had no idea. Nationally observed holidays had come to mean nothing to me. I rarely checked the mailbox. I hardly ever got up before three in the afternoon—and after this misadventure, I wasn’t sure I ever wanted to get up again. Tyler and Carmelita fucked and she sucked his dick for four of those seven hours. They cuddled in the interims when his cock needed a rest. But she kept her hand on it, stroking it the entire time. Halfway home, I began to hate her. At first I was only mad at Tyler, but couldn’t remain so for long. He was my boyfriend. So I shifted my rage to her. She took advantage of a tempestuous relationship under odd circumstances. I dried my tears and toughed it out, letting her get fucked by the man I loved and lived with. At last, we arrived at Nelson’s place. I popped the trunk and gave Carmelita a firm hug. Tyler kissed her goodnight, deeply with tongue, and we left her outside on the curb.


If jeff swoops in like vince mcmahon and says AINT NO WAY: you must be half-mad from lack of warmth, liquids or humor because the Girlvert character is property of the WWE, then considering the excerpt which may not have "it" i'd say alternate titles to explore maybe "Brain Surgery On-Parade" and "I'm basically Kurt Vonnegut Jr"

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#517873 - 05/05/11 11:38 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
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I couldn't read any of it for the dude with the big dick making me want to puke.
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#517881 - 05/06/11 03:12 AM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: backdoorman]
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Originally Posted By: backdoorman
I couldn't read any of it for the dude with the big dick making me want to puke.


practice your deep throat skills so you don't puke. smile
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#517893 - 05/06/11 09:02 AM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: Cum Stains]
backdoorman Offline
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Nyuk, you're welcome for setting you up you big fag ! laugh
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#517937 - 05/06/11 08:05 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: Dave Naz]
zenman Offline

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Originally Posted By: Dave Naz


Here's a short excerpt:

It took us over seven hours to drive from Las Vegas to
Hollywood. There was so much traffic because it was Labor
Day Weekend. I had no idea. Nationally observed holidays had
come to mean nothing to me. I rarely checked the mailbox. I
hardly ever got up before three in the afternoon—and after this
misadventure, I wasn’t sure I ever wanted to get up again.
Tyler and Carmelita fucked and she sucked his dick for four
of those seven hours. They cuddled in the interims when his
cock needed a rest. But she kept her hand on it, stroking it the
entire time. Halfway home, I began to hate her. At first I was
only mad at Tyler, but couldn’t remain so for long. He was my
boyfriend. So I shifted my rage to her. She took advantage of a
tempestuous relationship under odd circumstances. I dried my
tears and toughed it out, letting her get fucked by the man I
loved and lived with.
At last, we arrived at Nelson’s place. I popped the trunk and
gave Carmelita a firm hug. Tyler kissed her goodnight, deeply
with tongue, and we left her outside on the curb.

It needs serious editing:


It took us over seven hours to drive from Las Vegas to Hollywood since it was the Labor Day Weekend and I had not been prepared for the traffic. I was leading a pretty disorganized life, so nationally recognized holidays had come to mean nothing to me. I rarely checked the mailbox, and hardly ever got out of bed before three in the afternoon. After this misadventure, I wasn't sure I ever wanted to get up again.

During the trip Tyler and Carmelita fucked continually in the back seat, and when they weren't fucking she sucked his dick--four of the seven hours. They cuddled in the interim when he needed a rest, but even when they weren't copulating, she never took her had off his cock. At the outset of the trip I was mad only at Tyler: we had had a tempestuous relationship and romantically we were in dire straits. But this was an odd situation, and Carmelita was exploiting every weakness in that relationship. I began to hate her. But I dried my tears and toughed it out, even as she was being fucked by the man I lived with and loved. When we finally arrived at Nelson's place, I popped the trunk and gave Carmelita a firm, good-natured hug. Tyler kissed her goodnight, deeply - and notably - with tongue. Tyler got in the car, and as we drove off I could see her in the rear view mirror, alone on the curb.


Edited by zenman (05/06/11 08:26 PM)
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#517941 - 05/06/11 10:18 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
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Originally Posted By: zenman

It needs serious editing:


It took us over seven hours to drive from Las Vegas to Hollywood since it was the Labor Day Weekend and I had not been prepared for the traffic. I was leading a pretty disorganized life, so nationally recognized holidays had come to mean nothing to me. I rarely checked the mailbox, and hardly ever got out of bed before three in the afternoon. After this misadventure, I wasn't sure I ever wanted to get up again.

During the trip Tyler and Carmelita fucked continually in the back seat, and when they weren't fucking she sucked his dick--four of the seven hours. They cuddled in the interim when he needed a rest, but even when they weren't copulating, she never took her had off his cock. At the outset of the trip I was mad only at Tyler: we had had a tempestuous relationship and romantically we were in dire straits. But this was an odd situation, and Carmelita was exploiting every weakness in that relationship. I began to hate her. But I dried my tears and toughed it out, even as she was being fucked by the man I lived with and loved. When we finally arrived at Nelson's place, I popped the trunk and gave Carmelita a firm, good-natured hug. Tyler kissed her goodnight, deeply - and notably - with tongue. Tyler got in the car, and as we drove off I could see her in the rear view mirror, alone on the curb.


Better, for sure, but I think she's shooting for a Bukowski-type vibe with her prose. Typical for hipster "writers" who really have no idea what they're doing.
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#517942 - 05/06/11 10:31 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: Random]
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I know the whore reads Bukkowski
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#517957 - 05/07/11 04:26 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
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I'm pretty sure I can sum up her book in a quick two word review familiar to all.

"Whores Lie."
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#519097 - 05/23/11 08:30 AM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
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Finally! Book should ship june 2nd or 3d.
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#519098 - 05/23/11 08:35 AM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
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#519104 - 05/23/11 09:52 AM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
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Living on porn whore time.
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#519123 - 05/23/11 04:34 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: Barry the Pirate]
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May I note that he didn't specify any particular year on the shipping date?
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#519130 - 05/23/11 11:11 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
Dave Naz Offline
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The book ships this week.

Launch party in NY this Wed at powerHouse Arena 9PM details here: http://davenaz.org/

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#519138 - 05/24/11 03:04 AM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: Dave Naz]
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Originally Posted By: Dave Naz
Quote:

awesome. $200 a pop is it?. i hope you make bank dave and ori.. i really do.

one question though. is the cat featured at all?. the white one. i was going to pay gj hundreds to swipe that fucker.


Thank you, I do too. The cat & dog are both featured in the book.



Hey Dav, big fan of whatever work it is you do. I have a quick question/observation or two.

1) Do you find it as strange as I do that, at one point you could get ashley blue for less than the asking price of her limited edition book

2) Isn't getting endorsed as an author, by James Frey on par, with having Adolf Hitler give you his backing as a humanitarian?
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#519145 - 05/24/11 05:31 AM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: Dave Naz]
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Originally Posted By: NYC geography challenged
Launch party in NY this Wed at powerHouse Arena 9PM


That's not in NY, you idiot. That's BROOKLYN.
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#519387 - 05/27/11 02:34 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
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So ... anyone go to DUMBO to see Dumbo?

Anyone? Anyone??



























::crickets::
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#519438 - 05/27/11 09:11 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
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Has the book been issued yet? I actually have a prurient interest in reading it, without the pubic hair.

Can pornwhores not print books?

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#519448 - 05/27/11 09:59 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: Bornyo]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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It's for sale on Amazon. They still have the one copy they started with left.



If you spent $18 on it and want to sell it back, they'll give you a gift certificate for 35 cents. [not kidding]



FREE TWO DAY SHIPPING FOR STUDENTS!!!
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#519453 - 05/28/11 12:13 AM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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Finally received my copy 2 days ago. Haven't started reading it yet,I'm in the middle of another book.
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#519471 - 05/28/11 10:41 AM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: Bornyo]
Dave Naz Offline
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Originally Posted By: Bornyo
Has the book been issued yet? I actually have a prurient interest in reading it, without the pubic hair.


The book is in stock at Amazon now. powerHouse Arena N.Y., Book Soup & Stories (Echo Park) have copies now.

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#519486 - 05/28/11 02:59 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: Dave Naz]
nassim Offline
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It is a very good read - got through ninety pages yesterday - though the references to doing coke or crystal meth every other sentence gets a little repetitive.

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#519496 - 05/28/11 06:58 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: Dave Naz]
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Originally Posted By: Dave Naz
The book is in stock at Amazon now.


That 35 cent buy back has restocked the shelves, huh?
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#519592 - 05/30/11 05:30 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
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People who have bought this book on Amazon have also purchased:

NEU SEX by Sasha Grey
News, Nudity & Nonsense: The Best of Vice Magazine Vol. II 2003-2008 [Sasha on cover]
How To Become Clairvoyant by Robbie Robertson
My First Dictionary: Corrupting Young Minds One Word at a Time by Ross Horsley
Crysis 2 - Electronic Arts
Natural Born Killers [Unrated Director's Cut]
The King of Limbs - Radiohead
Living in the End Times by Slavoj Zizek
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#519621 - 05/30/11 09:49 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
nassim Offline
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What's not to like about Vice magazine? A bunch of Canadian guys making good in NYC, and laughing all the way to the bank at a time when most magazines and newspapers see nothing but barrels of red ink in the future.
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#519624 - 05/31/11 01:12 AM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
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Vice is the worse hipster shit on the planet. Those Vice travel videos in particular are terrible, emo wusses either can't climb a hill and are scared of a black metal closet case, or stumble around Africa scared more shitless than Jig 'cause there are black people everywhere.


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#519638 - 05/31/11 05:43 AM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: nassim]
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Originally Posted By: nassim
What's not to like about Vice magazine?


Not making judgments. Just listing what is REALLY on Amazon.
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#523487 - 07/02/11 10:47 AM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
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Ori changed some of the names in her book so im going to fill in some of those blanks for all of you. Im only on page 127 so there will be more to come.

Colby = Im not sure but I wil come back to this one
Victor Viewer = Vince Voyuer
Chet/Jon = Jon Dough
Spike = Still not sure
Pro Trusion = Come on, we all know who that is
Roach = Skeeter
Guinevere = Bridgette Kerkove
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#523490 - 07/02/11 11:19 AM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
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Roach = Skeeter. Was there ever a truer fake name?
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#523507 - 07/02/11 01:53 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
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I would prefer Bupkis for him. It has come to mean an extreme form of "utterly worthless", but comes from a slang for goat dung.

For his disgusting surgically monstrosity of a half-tranny I would have gone with something reptilian ... Allosaurus sound like a good first draft. Heinous, frightening, second or third or fourth string to a T-Rex, and she's certainly a "different lizard".
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#523526 - 07/02/11 04:53 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
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Love the fanboi reviews on Amazon. A porn Hemingway. Fuck me. Hopefully a move to Ketchum is in the offing.
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#523529 - 07/02/11 05:11 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
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links?.
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#523534 - 07/02/11 05:47 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
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More translations:

Jackal = Jake Malone
Whiny boyfriend Tyler = Trent Tesoro
Whiny boyfriend II Kris = David Stanley
B-Bone = Brandon Iron
Cosmo = Clive McLean
Marco = Sal Genoa

Nelson the limey = Johnni Darkko?

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#523538 - 07/02/11 05:53 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
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Likely to end like Margaux Hemingway.
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#523540 - 07/02/11 05:57 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
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Ashley praises Bridgette as the pinnacle of beauty in the book, she obviously has some odd standards, she also describes old man Max as handsome.

Jim Powers is one of the few to come out of the book looking good btw, obviously some father/daughter-like love there, but not the way Coke liked it.

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#523548 - 07/02/11 06:29 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
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Sublime, no?
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#523549 - 07/02/11 06:33 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
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http://www.amazon.com/Girlvert-Porno-Mem...0333&sr=8-1

Only 2 reviews. But what's lacking in numbers is madeupinWhite Knighthood.

Boss, is it Old Man and the Sea or what?
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#523552 - 07/02/11 06:46 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
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newsmaker and evl are naz. what else?.

i'm sensing a 15 user pm thread conglomerate type thing to set some shit straight.
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#523556 - 07/02/11 07:44 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
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She's fucked more than that at one time, no?
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#523568 - 07/02/11 10:18 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: Claude Goddard]
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Originally Posted By: Claude Goddard
More translations:

Jackal = Jake Malone
Whiny boyfriend Tyler = Trent Tesoro
Whiny boyfriend II Kris = David Stanley
B-Bone = Brandon Iron
Cosmo = Clive McLean
Marco = Sal Genoa

Nelson the limey = Johnni Darkko?


Wrong, Kris is Johnni Darkko. David Stanley aka applescaucer I dont think even made it in the book. Fucking fag that he is.
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#523569 - 07/03/11 12:08 AM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
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Ah, good call. I should have paid more attention to the name of his company Vice Seraph, but I figured it was Stanley because he worked for Vivid, didn't realize someone working for Evil Angel would look down on JM movies.
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#523583 - 07/03/11 12:30 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: Claude Goddard]
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Pretty sure Nelson the Limey is Derek Hay.
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#523588 - 07/03/11 03:11 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
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I never really got into the whole gagging thing, but she had a sweet ass. She was great on the Naughty Show podcast too.

Linky: http://deathsquad.tv/?p=74
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#523589 - 07/03/11 03:49 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
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heh... good call mc. she did a great job in that interview.
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#524133 - 07/09/11 07:55 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: Spunko]
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Originally Posted By: Spunko
Pretty sure Nelson the Limey is Derek Hay.


You are correct.
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#524309 - 07/11/11 08:04 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
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B - bone = Brandon iron
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#529495 - 09/11/11 01:06 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
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I just read this the last couple days. The first 2/3 of the book is a cocaine fueled failed romance. It goes tangental to describe various parties. I guess it was worth the read for the graphical stories of porn shoots, what it's like to fist her own ass, etc. I was surprised she never really had her shit together, she blew all her money and owed back taxes. Strange girl, really. She was doing DP's and double anal before porno. Seems like she is really happy with Naz, I wish them well, and look forward to more Girlverts.

Sissy = Missy Monroe??
Whippet = Scott Lyons??

"Blowjobs in this fashion are not always the best feeling, but the visual effect is most stimulating"
-Ashley Blue, regarding Gag Factor


Edited by charin (09/11/11 01:23 PM)
Edit Reason: add MM guess
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#569252 - 09/27/12 11:19 AM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
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I enjoyed it big time, read it 2x.

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#569458 - 09/29/12 07:02 AM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: Jeff Steward]
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Originally Posted By: Jeff Steward
Ori changed some of the names in her book so im going to fill in some of those blanks for all of you. Im only on page 127 so there will be more to come.

Colby = Im not sure but I wil come back to this one
Victor Viewer = Vince Voyuer
Chet/Jon = Jon Dough
Spike = Still not sure
Pro Trusion = Come on, we all know who that is
Roach = Skeeter
Guinevere = Bridgette Kerkove


enjoyed the fuck out of this book. the missus was reading 50 shades of grey and it was a laugh to compare the depth of smut that each explored.

I got jon dough, skeeter and bridgette, but who was pro trusion?
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#569464 - 09/29/12 08:12 AM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
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khan tusion?
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#569837 - 10/03/12 07:11 AM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
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ah, yes well that would make sense. I'm way out of the loop. never really was into that whole beyond hardcore thing anyway..
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#569849 - 10/03/12 09:03 AM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: mallocup]
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Meatholes had way too many scenes with Dirty Harry. I would've liked to have seen somebody bitch slap him with a baseball bat instead. Ashley Blue only did a few good scenes, all for JM, the rest for other studios were garbage.
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#569882 - 10/03/12 07:06 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
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Late to the party(or is this like high school, again, and I was never invited?), but I came home from work today to find this waiting on me in the mailbox.

Knocked out about half of it already. Interesting tale of depravity. Feels very honest. The chapter about Pro Trusion made me have to set the book down for a while. Chilling, frightening stuff. So far, the way she writing about her sex, drug, porn lifestyle with Tyler is just hard for me to wrap my brain around. It sounds fun, tragic, exciting, miserable, and just about every other feeling one can imagine or experience all at the same time. Half of myself is telling me to go out, buy a bunch of drugs and pick up some crazy young woman and have the time of my freaking life, while the more rational part is telling me be glad I have stayed far away from this type of thing.
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#569952 - 10/04/12 09:13 AM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
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she did do a good job of saying 'this happened, it was fun as fuck but..'.. without being too preachy either way.

I'm with you moronboy, it definitely made me yearn for my coke (and everything else) fueled nights of debauchery gone by.

juggsy: you are missed..

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#605089 - 01/21/14 07:07 AM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
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I hope I'm not too late to this awesome discussion. I have a question regarding the identity of one of the earliest names mentioned in the book, Bent Brent. He appears on page 71, at Miss Small's first scene for Khan Tusion aka Pro Trusion.

He is someone I am not familiar with and really need to know who he is. Can any of you perverts please help?

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Here's a summary of the identification so far, please correct me if I'm wrong:

Victor Viewer = Vince Voyuer
Chet/Jon = Jon Dough
Pro Trusion = Khan Tusion
Roach = Skeeter
Guinevere = Bridgette Kerkove
Jackal = Jake Malone
Whiny boyfriend Tyler = Trent Tesoro
Whiny boyfriend II Kris = Johnni Darkko
B-Bone = Brandon Iron
Cosmo = Clive McLean
Marco = Sal Genoa
Nelson the Limey = Derek Hay
Sissy = Missy Monroe
Whippet = Scott Lyons

Names that still haven't been identified:

Colby =
Spike =
Bent Brent =


Edited by Colin King (01/21/14 09:28 AM)
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#648929 - 02/25/18 10:20 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: Colin King]
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Originally Posted By: Colin King
I hope I'm not too late to this awesome discussion. I have a question regarding the identity of one of the earliest names mentioned in the book, Bent Brent. He appears on page 71, at Miss Small's first scene for Khan Tusion aka Pro Trusion.

He is someone I am not familiar with and really need to know who he is. Can any of you perverts please help?

------------

Here's a summary of the identification so far, please correct me if I'm wrong:

Victor Viewer = Vince Voyuer
Chet/Jon = Jon Dough
Pro Trusion = Khan Tusion
Roach = Skeeter
Guinevere = Bridgette Kerkove
Jackal = Jake Malone
Whiny boyfriend Tyler = Trent Tesoro
Whiny boyfriend II Kris = Johnni Darkko
B-Bone = Brandon Iron
Cosmo = Clive McLean
Marco = Sal Genoa
Nelson the Limey = Derek Hay
Sissy = Missy Monroe
Whippet = Scott Lyons

Names that still haven't been identified:

Colby =
Spike =
Bent Brent =


I realize I'm digging up a four year old thread to answer a question by someone with only one post who will almost certainly not even see this, but I recently read the book and just found this thread. I'm not 100% sure of Bent Brent, I've seen the vid in question but I can't ID the actor. It was supposed to be for Oral Consumption but I don't think it was released on DVD and just ended up on the Meat Holes website. He looks like he might be Brett Rockman? That seems to fit the theme of most names in the book only being changed slightly. Colby is a Norwegian musician named Toby, he did music for a shitload of old Anabolic videos under the name "Toby the Viking". Pretty much any Anabolic/ Diabolic flick from the late 90's to mid 2000's with an annoying 4/4 electronic soundtrack is him. Spike is Mike John.

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