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#506432 - 04/15/11 01:16 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: tattypatty]
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pretty sure fatty has made it known in the past that hes not a naz fan.

i agree with tatty though. dave would be fun to have around.
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#506433 - 04/15/11 01:19 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: gia jordan]
Dave Naz Offline
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Glad to see Dave Naz on the board. Yay!

Thanks, Gia.

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#506473 - 04/15/11 10:24 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
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I'm totally obsessed with Dave and Ashley's relationship. I know Dave comes from money. Dave, how does your family feel about you being married to a former porn star? How does Ashley deal with them? Can she hold up in conversation? Just nosy.
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#506477 - 04/15/11 10:40 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
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Quote:
How does Ashley deal with them?


Whenever she's at a loss for words, she shoves her fist down her throat in a "look at me" moment that lets everyone forget for a split second that's she's a worthless, ignorant disease-riddled whore.

Ashley got a present she didn't like once from Dave's grandma. ONCE.

The beating and painful strap-on grandma endured took means no more "gift cards" from the Candle Shack.
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#506506 - 04/16/11 07:41 AM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
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Naz is more than welcome in my book. That avatar, however, has to go. Sorry dude. Call it the price of admission.

Side note: The edit function seems to be working now.


Edited by J.B. (04/16/11 09:41 AM)
Edit Reason: testing attachment feature

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#506531 - 04/16/11 01:11 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
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Originally Posted By: zenman
Dave, how does your family feel about you being married to a former porn star? How does Ashley deal with them? Can she hold up in conversation? Just nosy.


My family loves Ori & is totally supportive of her book. Ori is very creative, intelligent and has no problem keeping up in conversation.

The book is great. Some people that would normally get thrown under the bus are seen in a positive light and others that are use to being adored aren't mentioned.
A totally different group of people are going to learn of the JM movies too.

And thanks, Lou & JB

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#506542 - 04/16/11 02:06 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: Dave Naz]
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Quote:
My family loves Ori & is totally supportive of her book. Ori is very creative, intelligent and has no problem keeping up in conversation.


Or more succinctly and bluntly: They aren't very smart [or picky] either.
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#506629 - 04/17/11 04:32 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
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Regardless, she's a good whore. She does good anal. :bananacream:
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#506630 - 04/17/11 04:34 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: Dave Naz]
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Originally Posted By: Dave Naz

And thanks, Lou & JB


no prob dave..welcome and have fun here.
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#506631 - 04/17/11 04:38 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
J.B.
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Naz, you're welcome, but, seriously, fix the av. Beyond that, though, Welcome aboard.

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#506682 - 04/18/11 03:10 AM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: LouCypher]
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Surely not a surprise that i say Dave Naz's avatar is great!
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#506693 - 04/18/11 07:33 AM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
backdoorman Offline
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Uh yeah... el soopreez !
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#517768 - 05/04/11 05:30 AM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: Dave Naz]
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Publish it, dammit! The delivery date keeps getting paged back.
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I think she's hot, hot, hot and that gives her vagina tattoo bonus points. The cat-nose-and-whiskers, though, makes me wonder. That doesn't seem like a smart tattoo at all.

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#517785 - 05/04/11 02:01 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: nassim]
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Seriously,I pre-ordered this back in early March,for a late March release and it's been delayed twice by Amazon.


Off your ass Naz.
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#517786 - 05/04/11 02:08 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: Spunko]
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i'm guessing it has something to do with the plucking pubes video.
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#517787 - 05/04/11 02:27 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
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Gotta get special permits to ship whore parts across state lines.
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#517800 - 05/04/11 07:27 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
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Maybe it need to make a goal in pre-pub sales before it gets printed/released.

OR

Maybe there's some stuff in it that hasn't passed the publisher's legal approval.
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#517843 - 05/05/11 02:01 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: Spunko]
Dave Naz Offline
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Originally Posted By: Spunko
Seriously,I pre-ordered this back in early March,for a late March release and it's been delayed twice by Amazon.


There were a few delays, both print and legal, but the book is being printed now and will be released soon.

Here's a short excerpt:

It took us over seven hours to drive from Las Vegas to
Hollywood. There was so much traffic because it was Labor
Day Weekend. I had no idea. Nationally observed holidays had
come to mean nothing to me. I rarely checked the mailbox. I
hardly ever got up before three in the afternoon—and after this
misadventure, I wasn’t sure I ever wanted to get up again.
Tyler and Carmelita fucked and she sucked his dick for four
of those seven hours. They cuddled in the interims when his
cock needed a rest. But she kept her hand on it, stroking it the
entire time. Halfway home, I began to hate her. At first I was
only mad at Tyler, but couldn’t remain so for long. He was my
boyfriend. So I shifted my rage to her. She took advantage of a
tempestuous relationship under odd circumstances. I dried my
tears and toughed it out, letting her get fucked by the man I
loved and lived with.
At last, we arrived at Nelson’s place. I popped the trunk and
gave Carmelita a firm hug. Tyler kissed her goodnight, deeply
with tongue, and we left her outside on the curb.

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#517847 - 05/05/11 03:00 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Is that the passage you jerk off to?

When you do, do you imagine yourself to be Ashley, Tyler or Carmelita?
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#517868 - 05/05/11 08:43 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: Dave Naz]
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Damn! That's some fine prose - comparable to <I>Candy Girl</I> by Diablo Cody.
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#517869 - 05/05/11 09:44 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: Dave Naz]
Mark_J Offline
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Originally Posted By: Dave Naz
Here's a short excerpt:

It took us over seven hours to drive from Las Vegas to Hollywood. There was so much traffic because it was Labor Day Weekend. I had no idea. Nationally observed holidays had come to mean nothing to me. I rarely checked the mailbox. I hardly ever got up before three in the afternoon—and after this misadventure, I wasn’t sure I ever wanted to get up again. Tyler and Carmelita fucked and she sucked his dick for four of those seven hours. They cuddled in the interims when his cock needed a rest. But she kept her hand on it, stroking it the entire time. Halfway home, I began to hate her. At first I was only mad at Tyler, but couldn’t remain so for long. He was my boyfriend. So I shifted my rage to her. She took advantage of a tempestuous relationship under odd circumstances. I dried my tears and toughed it out, letting her get fucked by the man I loved and lived with. At last, we arrived at Nelson’s place. I popped the trunk and gave Carmelita a firm hug. Tyler kissed her goodnight, deeply with tongue, and we left her outside on the curb.


If jeff swoops in like vince mcmahon and says AINT NO WAY: you must be half-mad from lack of warmth, liquids or humor because the Girlvert character is property of the WWE, then considering the excerpt which may not have "it" i'd say alternate titles to explore maybe "Brain Surgery On-Parade" and "I'm basically Kurt Vonnegut Jr"

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#517873 - 05/05/11 11:38 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
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I couldn't read any of it for the dude with the big dick making me want to puke.
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#517881 - 05/06/11 03:12 AM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: backdoorman]
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Originally Posted By: backdoorman
I couldn't read any of it for the dude with the big dick making me want to puke.


practice your deep throat skills so you don't puke. smile
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#517893 - 05/06/11 09:02 AM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: Cum Stains]
backdoorman Offline
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Nyuk, you're welcome for setting you up you big fag ! laugh
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#517937 - 05/06/11 08:05 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: Dave Naz]
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Originally Posted By: Dave Naz


Here's a short excerpt:

It took us over seven hours to drive from Las Vegas to
Hollywood. There was so much traffic because it was Labor
Day Weekend. I had no idea. Nationally observed holidays had
come to mean nothing to me. I rarely checked the mailbox. I
hardly ever got up before three in the afternoon—and after this
misadventure, I wasn’t sure I ever wanted to get up again.
Tyler and Carmelita fucked and she sucked his dick for four
of those seven hours. They cuddled in the interims when his
cock needed a rest. But she kept her hand on it, stroking it the
entire time. Halfway home, I began to hate her. At first I was
only mad at Tyler, but couldn’t remain so for long. He was my
boyfriend. So I shifted my rage to her. She took advantage of a
tempestuous relationship under odd circumstances. I dried my
tears and toughed it out, letting her get fucked by the man I
loved and lived with.
At last, we arrived at Nelson’s place. I popped the trunk and
gave Carmelita a firm hug. Tyler kissed her goodnight, deeply
with tongue, and we left her outside on the curb.

It needs serious editing:


It took us over seven hours to drive from Las Vegas to Hollywood since it was the Labor Day Weekend and I had not been prepared for the traffic. I was leading a pretty disorganized life, so nationally recognized holidays had come to mean nothing to me. I rarely checked the mailbox, and hardly ever got out of bed before three in the afternoon. After this misadventure, I wasn't sure I ever wanted to get up again.

During the trip Tyler and Carmelita fucked continually in the back seat, and when they weren't fucking she sucked his dick--four of the seven hours. They cuddled in the interim when he needed a rest, but even when they weren't copulating, she never took her had off his cock. At the outset of the trip I was mad only at Tyler: we had had a tempestuous relationship and romantically we were in dire straits. But this was an odd situation, and Carmelita was exploiting every weakness in that relationship. I began to hate her. But I dried my tears and toughed it out, even as she was being fucked by the man I lived with and loved. When we finally arrived at Nelson's place, I popped the trunk and gave Carmelita a firm, good-natured hug. Tyler kissed her goodnight, deeply - and notably - with tongue. Tyler got in the car, and as we drove off I could see her in the rear view mirror, alone on the curb.


Edited by zenman (05/06/11 08:26 PM)
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#517941 - 05/06/11 10:18 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
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Originally Posted By: zenman

It needs serious editing:


It took us over seven hours to drive from Las Vegas to Hollywood since it was the Labor Day Weekend and I had not been prepared for the traffic. I was leading a pretty disorganized life, so nationally recognized holidays had come to mean nothing to me. I rarely checked the mailbox, and hardly ever got out of bed before three in the afternoon. After this misadventure, I wasn't sure I ever wanted to get up again.

During the trip Tyler and Carmelita fucked continually in the back seat, and when they weren't fucking she sucked his dick--four of the seven hours. They cuddled in the interim when he needed a rest, but even when they weren't copulating, she never took her had off his cock. At the outset of the trip I was mad only at Tyler: we had had a tempestuous relationship and romantically we were in dire straits. But this was an odd situation, and Carmelita was exploiting every weakness in that relationship. I began to hate her. But I dried my tears and toughed it out, even as she was being fucked by the man I lived with and loved. When we finally arrived at Nelson's place, I popped the trunk and gave Carmelita a firm, good-natured hug. Tyler kissed her goodnight, deeply - and notably - with tongue. Tyler got in the car, and as we drove off I could see her in the rear view mirror, alone on the curb.


Better, for sure, but I think she's shooting for a Bukowski-type vibe with her prose. Typical for hipster "writers" who really have no idea what they're doing.
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#517942 - 05/06/11 10:31 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: Random]
zenman Offline

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I know the whore reads Bukkowski
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#517957 - 05/07/11 04:26 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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I'm pretty sure I can sum up her book in a quick two word review familiar to all.

"Whores Lie."
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#519097 - 05/23/11 08:30 AM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
nassim Offline
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Finally! Book should ship june 2nd or 3d.
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I think she's hot, hot, hot and that gives her vagina tattoo bonus points. The cat-nose-and-whiskers, though, makes me wonder. That doesn't seem like a smart tattoo at all.

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#519098 - 05/23/11 08:35 AM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
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#519104 - 05/23/11 09:52 AM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Living on porn whore time.
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#519123 - 05/23/11 04:34 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: Barry the Pirate]
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May I note that he didn't specify any particular year on the shipping date?
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#519130 - 05/23/11 11:11 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
Dave Naz Offline
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The book ships this week.

Launch party in NY this Wed at powerHouse Arena 9PM details here: http://davenaz.org/

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#519138 - 05/24/11 03:04 AM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: Dave Naz]
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Originally Posted By: Dave Naz
Quote:

awesome. $200 a pop is it?. i hope you make bank dave and ori.. i really do.

one question though. is the cat featured at all?. the white one. i was going to pay gj hundreds to swipe that fucker.


Thank you, I do too. The cat & dog are both featured in the book.



Hey Dav, big fan of whatever work it is you do. I have a quick question/observation or two.

1) Do you find it as strange as I do that, at one point you could get ashley blue for less than the asking price of her limited edition book

2) Isn't getting endorsed as an author, by James Frey on par, with having Adolf Hitler give you his backing as a humanitarian?
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#519145 - 05/24/11 05:31 AM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: Dave Naz]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Originally Posted By: NYC geography challenged
Launch party in NY this Wed at powerHouse Arena 9PM


That's not in NY, you idiot. That's BROOKLYN.
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#519387 - 05/27/11 02:34 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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So ... anyone go to DUMBO to see Dumbo?

Anyone? Anyone??



























::crickets::
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#519438 - 05/27/11 09:11 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
Bornyo Offline
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Has the book been issued yet? I actually have a prurient interest in reading it, without the pubic hair.

Can pornwhores not print books?

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#519448 - 05/27/11 09:59 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: Bornyo]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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It's for sale on Amazon. They still have the one copy they started with left.



If you spent $18 on it and want to sell it back, they'll give you a gift certificate for 35 cents. [not kidding]



FREE TWO DAY SHIPPING FOR STUDENTS!!!
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#519453 - 05/28/11 12:13 AM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
Spunko Offline
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Finally received my copy 2 days ago. Haven't started reading it yet,I'm in the middle of another book.
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#519471 - 05/28/11 10:41 AM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: Bornyo]
Dave Naz Offline
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Originally Posted By: Bornyo
Has the book been issued yet? I actually have a prurient interest in reading it, without the pubic hair.


The book is in stock at Amazon now. powerHouse Arena N.Y., Book Soup & Stories (Echo Park) have copies now.

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#519486 - 05/28/11 02:59 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: Dave Naz]
nassim Offline
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It is a very good read - got through ninety pages yesterday - though the references to doing coke or crystal meth every other sentence gets a little repetitive.

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#519496 - 05/28/11 06:58 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: Dave Naz]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Originally Posted By: Dave Naz
The book is in stock at Amazon now.


That 35 cent buy back has restocked the shelves, huh?
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#519592 - 05/30/11 05:30 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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People who have bought this book on Amazon have also purchased:

NEU SEX by Sasha Grey
News, Nudity & Nonsense: The Best of Vice Magazine Vol. II 2003-2008 [Sasha on cover]
How To Become Clairvoyant by Robbie Robertson
My First Dictionary: Corrupting Young Minds One Word at a Time by Ross Horsley
Crysis 2 - Electronic Arts
Natural Born Killers [Unrated Director's Cut]
The King of Limbs - Radiohead
Living in the End Times by Slavoj Zizek
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#519621 - 05/30/11 09:49 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
nassim Offline
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What's not to like about Vice magazine? A bunch of Canadian guys making good in NYC, and laughing all the way to the bank at a time when most magazines and newspapers see nothing but barrels of red ink in the future.
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#519624 - 05/31/11 01:12 AM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
Claude Goddard Offline
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Vice is the worse hipster shit on the planet. Those Vice travel videos in particular are terrible, emo wusses either can't climb a hill and are scared of a black metal closet case, or stumble around Africa scared more shitless than Jig 'cause there are black people everywhere.


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#519638 - 05/31/11 05:43 AM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: nassim]
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Originally Posted By: nassim
What's not to like about Vice magazine?


Not making judgments. Just listing what is REALLY on Amazon.
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#523487 - 07/02/11 10:47 AM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
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Ori changed some of the names in her book so im going to fill in some of those blanks for all of you. Im only on page 127 so there will be more to come.

Colby = Im not sure but I wil come back to this one
Victor Viewer = Vince Voyuer
Chet/Jon = Jon Dough
Spike = Still not sure
Pro Trusion = Come on, we all know who that is
Roach = Skeeter
Guinevere = Bridgette Kerkove
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#523490 - 07/02/11 11:19 AM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
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Registered: 12/09/08
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Roach = Skeeter. Was there ever a truer fake name?
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#523507 - 07/02/11 01:53 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
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I would prefer Bupkis for him. It has come to mean an extreme form of "utterly worthless", but comes from a slang for goat dung.

For his disgusting surgically monstrosity of a half-tranny I would have gone with something reptilian ... Allosaurus sound like a good first draft. Heinous, frightening, second or third or fourth string to a T-Rex, and she's certainly a "different lizard".
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#523526 - 07/02/11 04:53 PM Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback] [Re: zenman]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Love the fanboi reviews on Amazon. A porn Hemingway. Fuck me. Hopefully a move to Ketchum is in the offing.
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