Finally, Rachel has seen through Charlie's facade and kicked that piece of garbage to the curb! I know her family is going to be thrilled...

First from ol' Charlie's Twitter:

"Update: Sober Valley Lodge; Rachel has left the building..., We're sad.... Over it... Applications now being accepted! #winner about 4 hours ago via Twittelator "

Then Rach said this:

"LOL! Oh the general public must be SO confused. What's important to know is that I'm still here for all of you Always have been, always will about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone "

Deep down, I knew she hadn't turned her back on her sanity. At heart Rachel's a conservative Republican. Aside from everything else, it must have been hell to be around Sheen and his commie pals like Sean Penn and P-Diddy.

And I knew she wouldn't be up for the aid trip to Haiti that Sheen was trying to force her into for early next week. Let those Haitian bastards fend for themselves!

Charlies' party stash is empty and he won't share his head stash with her.

I have this mental picture of paparazzi leaving the Sheen mansion in squadrons of helicopters like journalists leaving Saigon in 1975.

I want to know what chair leg thinks of this development.

That, and she couldn't hang with the latest Herald of Galactus to replace the "Silver Surfer".

Quoth Chuck Sheen:
Throwing 'fastballs' from his 'mercury surfboard,' tiger blood," "Adonis DNA" and his "fire-breathing fists," "Most of the time — and this includes naps — I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air."

Maybe she got a better offer. Keifer?

Mmmm

She couldn't stand the fact that he was fucking the 420 princess, too?

this just in- hooker forgets she's a hooker, overstays welcome. story at eleven.

Charles has to be a put-on. Even with my complete lack of faith in humanity, I have a hard time believing anyone is this pathetic.

I thought that dead men told no tales.

I heard they're back together, continue on gentlemen...