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#504519 - 02/24/11 09:29 PM Pics of Bree Olson in Bahamas with Charlie Sheen
Sir CharlesZ Offline
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I'm very disappointed in Bree, and I know that she is only in it for the money with Sheen. He's a horrible influence, and I wouldn't be surprised if she's on drugs as well now. This is utterly sickening.





http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/3432446/Charlie-in-Bahamas-with-wife-porn-star-and-nanny.html

CHARLIE SHEEN poses with his nanny girlfriend, ex-wife and a porn star - who have ALL moved into his Hollywood mansion.

The beauties had scarcely unpacked when the wildman actor, 45, whisked them off for an adults-only break.

The foursome flew to the Bahamas by private jet on Wednesday for a few days before Sheen is due back on his TV sitcom next week.

Filming on Two And A Half Men has been suspended for a month while the star battles sex and drug addiction.

Relatives of Sheen's ex-wife BROOKE MUELLER, 33, were said to be stunned by her decision to move back along with the couple's 23-month-old twin sons.

The pair are divorcing after she accused the Wall Street actor of attacking her on Christmas Day 2009.

A source said: "Brooke moved in on Saturday - much to the concern of her family."

She joined Sheen's current girlfriend, former nanny NATALIE KENLY, and actress BREE OLSEN, both 24, who were already in residence. Bree is one of the porn stars vice fan Charlie romped with in Las Vegas last month.

All three also partied with Sheen on a yacht on Monday.

The insider added: "Natty is a totally normal girl. She used to be a nanny and now works in graphic design. Bree is living with them too - Charlie hasn't given up porn stars just yet."

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#504520 - 02/24/11 09:33 PM Re: Pics of Bree Olson in Bahamas with Charlie Sheen
Anonymous
Unregistered


Never mind that. How's your son? Where's your son? And why hasn't he wrote back?

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#504521 - 02/25/11 06:16 AM Re: Pics of Bree Olson in Bahamas with Charlie Sheen
the unknown pervert Offline
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Hard to believe the brother that starred in Freejack, Maximum Overdrive, and three Mighty Ducks movies would turn out to be the one who has his act together.
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#504522 - 02/25/11 07:28 AM Re: Pics of Bree Olson in Bahamas with Charlie Sheen
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Look at Sheen's face. Guy looks like hell for 45. If he he doesn't straighten his ass out, he ain't long for this world, not that I care much. IMO Herbert Wong had a helluva lot more to offer than does Sheen.

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#504523 - 02/25/11 07:55 AM Re: Pics of Bree Olson in Bahamas with Charlie Sheen
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Man he went off the deep end with this last incident. Pissing of your boss and Hollywood (Haim) in one fell swoop. Only way for him to recoup is to make his own reality show on HBO or somewhere that he can actually show his real life.
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#504524 - 02/25/11 08:47 AM Re: Pics of Bree Olson in Bahamas with Charlie Sheen
backdoorman Offline
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Did you hear his rant on the radio. He could give Obama lessons in narcissism !
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#504525 - 02/25/11 08:52 AM Re: Pics of Bree Olson in Bahamas with Charlie Sheen
Anonymous
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^^^BDM, he could give ol' Skurt Lackwood lessons in narcissism.

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#504526 - 02/25/11 08:56 AM Re: Pics of Bree Olson in Bahamas with Charlie Sheen
raybbaby Offline
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Quote:

I'm very disappointed in Bree, and I know that she is only in it for the money with Sheen. He's a horrible influence, and I wouldn't be surprised if she's on drugs as well now. This is utterly sickening.




LMAO, yes, Bree is a paragon of virtue on her own. Like she's into porn for the love?? You are the funniest captain save-a-ho of all the captain save-a-hoes I've heard yet.
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#504527 - 02/25/11 08:58 AM Re: Pics of Bree Olson in Bahamas with Charlie Sheen
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Posts: 3576
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Alanna Evans' tweet about being mentioned in the Porn Machete Murder article was a quintessential expression of narcissism right up there with Dubya taking foreign policy advice from his Heavenly Father rather than his dad.

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#504528 - 02/25/11 09:03 AM Re: Pics of Bree Olson in Bahamas with Charlie Sheen
Dr. Sniffles Offline
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Registered: 04/07/09
Posts: 25
Charles,

If I ever see you lurking around outside our house, I'm going to puncture your testicles and piss in your mouth. RaeRae told me to do it.

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#504530 - 02/25/11 09:30 AM Re: Sheen is now "Bayonets" since Dykstra is "Nails"
Anonymous
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Quote:

Yea, I heard the interview from the Alex Jone's show and just about choked when he brought up Lenny Dykstra.





Anyone at all surprised that Monica is a regular listener of Alex Jones?


Quote:

I'm starting to wonder if Sheen really is a regular on these adult forums considering his language.





Charlie Sheen is Dave Pounder. Smelly Lubben said so.

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#504531 - 02/25/11 09:45 AM Re: Sheen is now "Bayonets" since Dykstra is "Nails"
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Yea, I heard the interview from the Alex Jone's show and just about choked when he brought up Lenny Dykstra.





Anyone at all surprised that Monica is a regular listener of Alex Jones?


Quote:

I'm starting to wonder if Sheen really is a regular on these adult forums considering his language.





Charlie Sheen is Dave Pounder. Smelly Lubben said so.




I wasn't surprised. It explains a lot. Everything/ everybody is something/ someone else. And they're all out to MF.

Am I still Shelley Lubben, MF? Still waiting for you to name names and blow the lid off the whole Jew run operation.
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#504533 - 02/25/11 11:50 AM Re: Sheen is now "Bayonets" since Dykstra is "Nails"
delanoojos Offline
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Monica, I really did enjoy your webcam show the other night. I would l have cum faster if you called called me Lenny


Quote:

Barry, my post here was the highlight of your week.

Now run along and watch a broadcast of www.MonicaAtHome.com loser.

(while you simultaneously post on Donkey's forum)


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#504534 - 02/25/11 11:54 AM Re: Sheen is now "Bayonets" since Dykstra is "Nails"
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Quote:

Barry, my post here was the highlight of your week.

Now run along and watch a broadcast of www.MonicaAtHome.com loser.

(while you simultaneously post on Donkey's forum)




We both know it's other way around, don't we?
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#504535 - 02/25/11 12:07 PM Re: Sheen is now "Bayonets" since Dykstra is "Nails"
delanoojos Offline
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I wonder if Eric is down there also,

Quote:

Quote:

Barry, my post here was the highlight of your week.

Now run along and watch a broadcast of www.MonicaAtHome.com loser.

(while you simultaneously post on Donkey's forum)




We both know it's other way around, don't we?


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I want to Bust a nut in that bitches right eye

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#504536 - 02/25/11 01:06 PM Bree Who?
Anonymous
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Forget Bree. The nanny looks like a keeper.

Charlie Sheen's 'Goddess' -- Marijuana Bikini Model
2/24/2011 1:00 AM PST by TMZ Staff

Charlie Sheen's new girlfriend -- one of his "goddesses" -- is a stoned cold fox ... as in, the chick is a marijuana magazine cover model ... TMZ has, um, learned.





The chick gripping the bong is Natalie Kenly -- aka Natty Baby -- a model regularly featured in "Cali Chronic X Magazine" ... who's such a pot enthusiast, she was even crowned, "Chronic Girl 2010."

TMZ sparked a conversation with Jeffrey Peterson -- co-editor of the mag -- who tells us Charlie began to pursue Natalie a few months ago after seeing her on the cover of the February, 2010 issue (pictured above).

We're told Charlie and Natty eventually connected through a mutual friend -- and the two hit it off. Jeffrey tells us ever since the two began their "whirlwind" relationship ... Charlie has been "very romantic."

Don't be surprised if their next date is at a Pink Floyd laser show.


LINK


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#504537 - 02/25/11 01:15 PM Re: Sheen is now "Bayonets" since Dykstra is "Nails"
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Quote:

Quote:

Barry, my post here was the highlight of your week.

Now run along and watch a broadcast of www.MonicaAtHome.com loser.

(while you simultaneously post on Donkey's forum)




We both know it's other way around, don't we?




hey c'mon barry pay attention here. it looks like shes ready to take your relationship to the next level. shes inviting you over to her site so pm her your contact info you big dawg you.
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#504538 - 02/25/11 02:11 PM Re: Sheen is now "Bayonets" since Dykstra is "Nails"
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Barry, my post here was the highlight of your week.

Now run along and watch a broadcast of www.MonicaAtHome.com loser.

(while you simultaneously post on Donkey's forum)




We both know it's other way around, don't we?




hey c'mon barry pay attention here. it looks like shes ready to take your relationship to the next level. shes inviting you over to her site so pm her your contact info you big dawg you.




Does that level come with a free STD?
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#504539 - 02/25/11 02:18 PM Re: Sheen is now "Bayonets" since Dykstra is "Nails"
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depends on the amount of contact. you should know this.
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#504540 - 02/25/11 03:24 PM Re: Sheen is now "Bayonets" since Dykstra is "Nails"
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Quote:

depends on the amount of contact. you should know this.




I'm sticking with no contact. That kind of crazy is contagious.
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#504541 - 02/25/11 03:46 PM Re: Sheen is now "Bayonets" since Dykstra is "Nails"
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Crazy can be contagious in a way. Who wants to be subjected to constant craziness? Isn't that one reason it is hard to find qualified personnel in psychiatric hospitals?

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#504542 - 02/25/11 07:58 PM Re: Sheen is now "Bayonets" since Dykstra is "Nails"
raybbaby Offline
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Registered: 01/04/11
Posts: 183
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Barry, my post here was the highlight of your week.

Now run along and watch a broadcast of www.MonicaAtHome.com loser.

(while you simultaneously post on Donkey's forum)




We both know it's other way around, don't we?




hey c'mon barry pay attention here. it looks like shes ready to take your relationship to the next level. shes inviting you over to her site so pm her your contact info you big dawg you.




Does that level come with a free STD?



"A free STD"?, as in one? Oh good lord, your genitals is gonna get hit up like it was Christmas morning dude!
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#504543 - 02/25/11 08:38 PM Re: Sheen is now "Bayonets" since Dykstra is "Nails"
Jerkules Offline
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Quote:

I'm starting to wonder if Sheen really is a regular on these adult forums considering his language.




I said it before, I'll say it again. Coke Stevenson disappeared about the same time Charlie went off the reservation. Coke Stevenson = CS = Charlie Sheen. I think someone even said he was probably a self hating spic somewhere along the way.

Wait, I Bree does IR right? Coke would never be with a Mud Shark. Ah shit.
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#504544 - 02/25/11 10:51 PM Re: Sheen is now "Bayonets" since Dykstra is "Nails"
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Quote:

Quote:

I'm starting to wonder if Sheen really is a regular on these adult forums considering his language.




I said it before, I'll say it again. Coke Stevenson disappeared about the same time Charlie went off the reservation. Coke Stevenson = CS = Charlie Sheen. I think someone even said he was probably a self hating spic somewhere along the way.

Wait, I Bree does IR right? Coke would never be with a Mud Shark. Ah shit.




Maybe the bigot act was just an act.
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#504545 - 02/26/11 07:12 AM Re: Sheen is now "Bayonets" since Dykstra is "Nails"
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Coke Stevenson's financial knowledge exceeds that of which a crackhead who spends a small fortune on PWs is capable. Even a PW "star" like Bree Olson will perform sexual circus acts that might put her depends in her thirties for a small fraction of the gelt laid out by crackhead Sheen. The other PWs would perform those circus acts more readily and for less money. Coke understands these realities, crackhead Sheen is just a rube getting played by whores. I believe in free speech and lament Coke's apparent banning, but I can't say that I miss his Protocols of the Elders of Zion-type rants.

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#504546 - 02/26/11 09:11 AM Re: Sheen is now "Bayonets" since Dykstra is "Nails"
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Quote:

Coke Stevenson's financial knowledge exceeds that of which a crackhead who spends a small fortune on PWs is capable. Even a PW "star" like Bree Olson will perform sexual circus acts that might put her depends in her thirties for a small fraction of the gelt laid out by crackhead Sheen. The other PWs would perform those circus acts more readily and for less money. Coke understands these realities, crackhead Sheen is just a rube getting played by whores. I believe in free speech and lament Coke's apparent banning, but I can't say that I miss his Protocols of the Elders of Zion-type rants.




I kinda disagree. We are all captains of our own destiny online. But when the "feeling" has ahold of you, all bets are off.

I miss Cokie, too. Not a worthy opponent, but I think it was apparent to all and sundry that we were soul brothas.
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#504547 - 02/26/11 09:51 AM Lub, Lub, Lub...
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

Am I still Shelley Lubben, MF? Still waiting for you to name names and blow the lid off the whole Jew run operation.




Fuck you, Barry. According to the poll, I'm still Shelly.

http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/viewpoll.php?Cat=&Board=monkeycage&Number=505523&what=showflat&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1&vc=1&poll=1295224547freestylah

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#504548 - 02/26/11 10:37 AM Re: Lub, Lub, Lub...
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Wonder who was behind that odd little boomlet? Envisioning Shelley and J.B. as alter egos takes me back to the days of the late Andy Kaufman and Tony Clifton.

Seem to recall that Shelley Lubben posted here a few times back in the day, and I doubt that she has ever posted under any alt.

Every time Lubben is brought up, I am reminded that in the long history of porn whores, Roxy/Shelley wasn't one of those lifeless porn whores, her performances were one of a woman who genuinely loved the cock. I realize that Shelley blames demon possession, but perhaps she is just a cock-loving whore at heart?

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#504549 - 02/26/11 01:11 PM Re: Lub, Lub, Lub...
Barry the Pirate Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Quote:

Quote:

Am I still Shelley Lubben, MF? Still waiting for you to name names and blow the lid off the whole Jew run operation.




Fuck you, Barry. According to the poll, I'm still Shelly.

http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/viewpoll.php?Cat=&Board=monkeycage&Number=505523&what=showflat&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1&vc=1&poll=1295224547freestylah




Fuck you back, Shelley. MF said I was. Who are you going to believe? A bunch of porn addicts taking a non- scientific poll? Or the great and powerful MF, who has an audience of over 2 people watching her blogtvshow thingie over at mfisadumbasswhore.com? And the mirror site mfisjusttooskankytohavecharliesheensnortblowoffherbumbum.com? I think we all know the correct answer to that one.
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#504550 - 02/26/11 02:14 PM Re: Pics of Bree Olson in Bahamas with Charlie Sheen
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Quote:

I'm very disappointed in Bree, and I know that she is only in it for the money with Sheen. He's a horrible influence, and I wouldn't be surprised if she's on drugs as well now. This is utterly sickening.








Fix your post.

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#504551 - 02/27/11 03:56 AM Re: Pics of Bree Olson in Bahamas with Charlie Sheen
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Quote:


I'm very disappointed in Bree, and I know that she is only in it for the money with Sheen




um duh. she should be. that's her job as a whore and she's doing it wonderfully.

fuck fame. fame don't pay your bills. money does.
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#504552 - 02/27/11 06:06 AM Re: Pics of Bree Olson in Bahamas with Charlie Sheen
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#504553 - 02/27/11 06:58 AM Re: Pics of Bree Olson in Bahamas with Charlie Sheen
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Loc: Baltimore, MD
Every time I see that photo I am reminded at how haggard and decrepit Charlie looks.

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#504554 - 02/27/11 07:43 AM Re: Pics of Bree Olson in Bahamas with Charlie Sheen
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The funny thing is people are asking how his wife would go on vacation with him and his porn star and "nanny'.

But think about it...she married Charlie Sheen!

Do you really think she has a problem with sex and drugs and shit?


Brooke Mueller=
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#504555 - 02/27/11 07:59 AM Re: Pics of Bree Olson in Bahamas with Charlie Sheen
ivorenginedriver Offline
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My guess is that Brooke loves her some Bolivian marching powder, too. I would be happy to fuck any of those bitches, but IMO Natalie Kenly "the Nanny" is the pick of the litter.

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#504556 - 02/27/11 10:54 AM Re: Pics of Bree Olson in Bahamas with Charlie Sheen
Jerkules Offline
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Bree is the pig of the bunch. I bet she's there to toss his salad and receive some Cumfart Cocktails via Nanny's rosebud.
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#504557 - 02/27/11 10:57 AM Re: Pics of Bree Olson in Bahamas with Charlie Sheen
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Be willing to bet money that you would crawl to Bree for a taste of her pussy.

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#504558 - 02/27/11 11:11 AM Re: Pics of Bree Olson in Bahamas with Charlie Sheen
cqd Offline
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Posts: 4795
You are going to owe a lot of XPT posters some cash in that case. I wouldn't touch her. Two words: Eric who?. Need I say more?
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#504559 - 02/28/11 07:55 AM Re: Pics of Bree Olson in Bahamas with Charlie Sheen
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
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Quote:

Be willing to bet money that you would crawl to Bree for a taste of her pussy.




I wouldn't eat her snatch. I'd only fuck her to give her a She really doesn't do anything for me.
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#504560 - 02/28/11 08:23 AM Re: Pics of Bree Olson in Bahamas with Charlie Sheen
ivorenginedriver Offline
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So you are saying that if she offered you intercourse without the Donkey Punch, you would decline?

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#504561 - 02/28/11 11:37 AM Re: Pics of Bree Olson in Bahamas with Charlie Sheen
Jerkules Offline
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Yeah, pussy like dirt, its all over the place.

Not saying I can bang any chick I want, just saying I'm not so desperate that I can't turn it down from a pig.
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#504562 - 02/28/11 11:54 AM Re: Pics of Bree Olson in Bahamas with Charlie Sheen
ivorenginedriver Offline
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She seems kinda cute to this dirty, sooty old engine driver. Given her current "professional" activities (not so much the porn but what she does on the side) safety considerations would be a major concern and DATY obviously out the question, but wouldn't it at least be tempting to spend a bit of time with the lass?

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#504563 - 02/28/11 11:59 AM Re: Pics of Bree Olson in Bahamas with Charlie Sheen
Spunko Offline
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I feel no shame in saying that I'd eat Bree Olson's ass with a knife and fork.
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#504564 - 02/28/11 12:04 PM Re: Pics of Bree Olson in Bahamas with Charlie Sheen
ivorenginedriver Offline
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No shame in that at all, the only issue is risk tolerance. Who knows what I might do with her if actually given the opportunity?

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#504565 - 02/28/11 12:31 PM Re: Pics of Bree Olson in Bahamas with Charlie Sheen
Jerkules Offline
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Too each his own Ivor. But think of it this way: Pretend you are good looking, have more money than god and like fucking whores. You can have just about any porn whore out there at the moment to spend a weekend partying and fucking with you your hot ex wife and your hot ex nanny. You taking Bree as your top choice?

That is why Charlie is nuts, not the fact that he's trying to get fired from that horrible show he's on.
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#504566 - 02/28/11 12:42 PM Re: Pics of Bree Olson in Bahamas with Charlie Sheen
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Loc: Baltimore, MD
Ever read One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest? Charlie ain't just looney, he is bull goose looney. You might recall that I posted that this sooty, dirty old engine driver would be happy to have Bree sit upon is lap. What I might do if I were as rich as Charlie Sheen is an entirely different matter. IMO Charlie is looking even older than this sooty, dirty old engine driver these days. Cocaine is a mighty powerful thing, isn't it?

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#504567 - 02/28/11 01:17 PM Re: Pics of Bree Olson in Bahamas with Charlie Sheen
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Ever read One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest? Charlie ain't just looney, he is bull goose looney. You might recall that I posted that this sooty, dirty old engine driver would be happy to have Bree sit upon is lap. What I might do if I were as rich as Charlie Sheen is an entirely different matter. IMO Charlie is looking even older than this sooty, dirty old engine driver these days. Cocaine is a mighty powerful thing, isn't it?




Every so often I thank whatever powers that be that none of the bands I was in ever hit it big. Given limitless assets, unlimited adoration, unlimited "yes" people, I probably would've checked out around 30. By my own misadventure, by my own hand or by someone else's hand.

Cocaine is a helluva drug, and IIRC it leaves the system pretty quickly. Easier to pass a Good Morning America drug screening.
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#504568 - 02/28/11 02:38 PM Re: Pics of Bree Olson in Bahamas with Charlie Sheen
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From what I've read, day and a half to pass a test, 3 days totally out of your system. Everything but weed has that timeline. Water soluble vs. Fat soluble.

Cuckoo's Nest is one of the few times where I'd say the movie is as good as the book.

I think Charlie is trying to get fired, so he can try to get paid off on his contract. He doesn't want to quit, because then he'll be the reason a couple hundred people are out of work. I won't buy he's legit loony until there is a cry for help suicide attempt, ala Artie Lange.
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#504569 - 02/28/11 02:58 PM Re: Pics of Bree Olson in Bahamas with Charlie Sheen
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Charlie is really bounce off the walls, how much is cocaine vs. mental illness is anyone's guess. In either case, what goes up must come down.

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#504570 - 02/28/11 04:04 PM Re: Pics of Bree Olson in Bahamas with Charlie Sheen
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From what I've read, day and a half to pass a test, 3 days totally out of your system. Everything but weed has that timeline. Water soluble vs. Fat soluble.




Making cocaine the drug of choice for commercial airline pilots. If weed is fat soluble, shouldn't I get high every time I go on a diet? Such is my understanding of medicine from watching every episode of House.
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