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#503907 - 02/08/11 11:10 AM Da Burglar writes in...
TonyMalice Offline
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Registered: 03/12/03
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Da Burglar wrote me today as he is being chauffeured in his handivan to Atlantic City to blow off some 'steam.'

He sends his regards to all of you. He has been snowbound in his home for the last 2 weeks and has been unable to have any high class in-call escorts come over. The sex business in New England has obviously taken a severe hit due to the weather.

I am informed Burg will be rectifying this situation with some Grade-A pros in AC.

"The ho can't get blow due to snow so my dick grow & grow."
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#503908 - 02/08/11 01:09 PM Re: Da Burglar writes in...
whorebot Offline
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Registered: 12/20/07
Posts: 522
I see there is a new TV program on History or Science channels that shows how handicapped persons develop special skills in other areas/senses.

Please ask Burg to fill us in on exactly how his special skill works. (For example, I'll bet he can smell a whore from 100 yards or more.)

Or...maybe he can pick stocks for us??....jes' curious.



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#503909 - 02/08/11 01:34 PM Re: Da Burglar writes in...
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Quote:

Da Burglar wrote me today as he is being chauffeured in his handivan to Atlantic City to blow off some 'steam.'

He sends his regards to all of you. He has been snowbound in his home for the last 2 weeks and has been unable to have any high class in-call escorts come over. The sex business in New England has obviously taken a severe hit due to the weather.

I am informed Burg will be rectifying this situation with some Grade-A pros in AC.

"The ho can't get blow due to snow so my dick grow & grow."


He should pick up firewall along the way.


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#503910 - 02/08/11 03:01 PM Re: Da Burglar writes in...
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
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I see there is a new TV program on History or Science channels that shows how handicapped persons develop special skills in other areas/senses.




speaking of specials. who gave you any snark creds? trying to ride hard to glory on burg's broken back FFS, at best you're panzer with spellcheck.

"welcome to gloid glen" over the PA whenever you post, seriously.

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#503911 - 02/08/11 03:08 PM Re: Da Burglar writes in...
whorebot Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 12/20/07
Posts: 522
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speaking of specials. who gave you any snark creds? trying to ride hard to glory on burg's broken back FFS, at best you're panzer with spellcheck.

"welcome to gloid glen" over the PA whenever you post, seriously.




A Cred Showdown? I think Burg would understand my question. Sorry you didn't you flack hack. The only gloids I got are the ones ramming the back of your throat.
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#503912 - 02/08/11 06:40 PM Re: Da Burglar writes in...
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Loc: fortified
stand down and put your gloids away whorebot. your e-thuggery is scaring the lurkers.



wtf is burg writing in for?. he posted here this am.

also..is this burgs dad?.
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#503913 - 02/08/11 07:03 PM Re: Da Burglar writes in...
whorebot Offline
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Registered: 12/20/07
Posts: 522
LouCyphet: The Voice of Reason?

We come from different worlds!
See You In Space....whoooooooshhhhhh!
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#503914 - 02/08/11 07:10 PM Re: Da Burglar writes in...
whorebot Offline
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Registered: 12/20/07
Posts: 522
i'm Sorry. It's just that I'm feeling a little bit sensitive tonight.
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#503915 - 02/08/11 07:38 PM Re: Da Burglar writes in...
GUAPO Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
Damm shit must be slow over at jm these days. A cripple degenerate sends tone an email and somehow he thinks we care.

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#503916 - 02/08/11 08:47 PM Re: Da Burglar writes in...
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
I care about that cripple.

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#503917 - 02/08/11 09:02 PM Re: Da Burglar writes in...
Smokey Offline
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Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
Burg's lazy crippled ass should have one of those plows rigged on the front of it so he could get his Crip-mobile out of there. Or pay a few whores to shovel you out in bikinis. Times is tough, bitches be about the $$.

Sup Burg
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#503918 - 02/09/11 08:45 AM Re: Da Burglar writes in...
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
he's always going to be alright with me. and fuck you bornyo for making me rock the eulogy for him a few years ago, i tried, i really did as things go. he's a decent guy, period. tougher than i am, i would have pythoned my way out of things with 125's instead of sucking it up like he's been able to.
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#503919 - 02/09/11 06:33 PM Re: Da Burglar writes in...
raul069 Offline
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Registered: 05/21/08
Posts: 17
Quote:

I see there is a new TV program on History or Science channels that shows how handicapped persons develop special skills in other areas/senses.

Please ask Burg to fill us in on exactly how his special skill works. (For example, I'll bet he can smell a whore from 100 yards or more.)

Or...maybe he can pick stocks for us??....jes' curious.







That would be some reverse gangbang!!!!!

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#503920 - 02/09/11 08:49 PM Re: Da Burglar writes in...
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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he's always going to be alright with me. and fuck you bornyo for making me rock the eulogy for him a few years ago, i tried, i really did as things go. he's a decent guy, period. tougher than i am, i would have pythoned my way out of things with 125's instead of sucking it up like he's been able to.




I know what you mean and I'm sorry for that. I wouldn't last either. He is a tough fucker. But part of the deal is fucking with him the same as everyone else, and that's what that was. I don't recall him complaining.

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#503921 - 02/10/11 10:02 AM Re: Da Burglar writes in...
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
Don't apologize for effectively baiting me, it was genius and actually made me have to be somewhat contemplative. Funny and healthy
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#503922 - 02/10/11 05:25 PM Re: Da Burglar writes in...
whorebot Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 12/20/07
Posts: 522
Quote:

Quote:

he's always going to be alright with me. and fuck you bornyo for making me rock the eulogy for him a few years ago, i tried, i really did as things go. he's a decent guy, period. tougher than i am, i would have pythoned my way out of things with 125's instead of sucking it up like he's been able to.




I know what you mean and I'm sorry for that. I wouldn't last either. He is a tough fucker. But part of the deal is fucking with him the same as everyone else, and that's what that was. I don't recall him complaining.




Burg - I wish you well. But you have special powers that you must share with your brethren. Do It! Before it's too late.........DubyaBot
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#503923 - 02/18/11 04:47 PM Re: Da Burglar writes in...
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
eerie.



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#503924 - 02/19/11 07:51 PM Re: Da Burglar writes in...
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
heh.. the tabletop version.
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