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#50340 - 09/01/04 11:31 AM Re: It´s time for this thread to be deleted.
Rob Longshot Offline
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Registered: 12/22/03
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i like smart... he is an asshole of the highest order...

i salute him!
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#50341 - 09/02/04 02:18 PM Re: It´s time for this thread to be deleted.
Hypnocock Offline
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Registered: 09/22/03
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Quote:

i like smart... he is an asshole of the highest order...

i salute him!




Yeah, besides, who else actually gets good blackmail pictures worth a shit?...
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#50342 - 09/02/04 04:41 PM Re: It´s time for this thread to be deleted.
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#50343 - 09/12/04 01:31 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
Sabre Offline
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Registered: 11/26/03
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I like Smartt, can we get rid of this piotr guy instead?
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#50344 - 09/12/04 01:34 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
Smartt Offline
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I second that.


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#50345 - 09/15/04 11:03 AM This mission is Kyoto's if he chooses to accept it
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#50346 - 09/15/04 11:17 AM Re: This mission is Kyoto's if he chooses to accept it
kyoto Offline
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ah, sniper cat. I have him saved on my HD.

BTW, the glasses wearing cat is on a peace keeping mission in Israel. There will be a replacement cat.

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#50347 - 09/15/04 11:32 AM Re: This mission is Kyoto's if he chooses to accep
have2cit Offline
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You can always wait for him guerilla style.



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#50348 - 09/15/04 05:32 PM Re: This mission is Kyoto's if he chooses to accep
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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ah, sniper cat. I have him saved on my HD.

BTW, the glasses wearing cat is on a peace keeping mission in Israel. There will be a replacement cat.





The glasses cat is my favorite - they ought to let him up in that assualt helicopter more often
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#50349 - 09/15/04 07:39 PM Re: This mission is Kyoto's if he chooses to accep
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Quote:

ah, sniper cat. I have him saved on my HD.

BTW, the glasses wearing cat is on a peace keeping mission in Israel. There will be a replacement cat.






The glasses cat is my favorite - they ought to let him up in that assualt helicopter more often




While the cat is on a mission, my I offer the services of THE DAWG.


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#50350 - 09/16/04 05:05 AM Re: This mission is Kyoto's if he chooses to accep
have2cit Offline
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I kinda like the new passed out in my own food kitten.

How about the "I saw smarTTboy naked" kitten:



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#50351 - 09/17/04 07:38 AM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
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#50352 - 09/17/04 09:18 AM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
smutspov Offline
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what's funny is the image of Boyd Rice actually working at a Taco Bell so he can buy more Barbies...heh-heh
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#50353 - 09/17/04 09:32 AM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
kyoto Offline
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after looking at previous posts I already stated that an assassination attempt was already carried out against smartt.

my previous post:

interesting theory. however, all information concerning smartt is classified. no one will know the true answer as to what smartt is. info about him takes up an entire wing at the Pentagon.

an assassination on smartt was attempted in the 80's but the sniper bullet bounced off his 80 pound head.

if you combined aliens and Osama Bin Laden into one entity smartt would still be 1000 times worse. he's pure filth from head to toe.

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#50354 - 09/17/04 02:21 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
Smartt Offline
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#50355 - 09/18/04 06:26 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
Rob Longshot Offline
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Quote:

what's funny is the image of Boyd Rice actually working at a Taco Bell so he can buy more Barbies...heh-heh




why do you think he hates people so much

and he doesnt own THAT many barbies... just a couple older ones...
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#50356 - 09/18/04 10:29 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
Smartt Offline
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My gargantuan collection of Super-Hero toys does include Wonder Woman Barbie, Catwoman Barbie, Batgirl Barbie and Supergirl Barbie.

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#50357 - 09/18/04 10:33 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
Smelly Monkey Offline
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(roblongshot) (chino)(kyoto)
.......................(smartt)..............
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#50358 - 09/20/04 11:37 AM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
have2cit Offline
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To me this says it all right here:



That makes smarTTboy:



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#50359 - 09/20/04 11:49 AM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
Smartt Offline
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#50360 - 09/20/04 12:00 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
have2cit Offline
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Loc: red dirt state of mind


Were you dropped on your head as a baby?

Lets count how many times smarTTboy can use the same irrelevant picture just to run up his post count.

The count stands at 4 so far. What a fucking dumb ass.

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#50361 - 06/05/05 08:41 AM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
have2cit Offline
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bump

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#50362 - 06/05/05 10:36 AM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
smutspov Offline
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glad 2 see this thread reborn.
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#50363 - 06/05/05 12:17 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
Da Burglar Offline
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YES!!!!! I missed this one as I was combing through the rest of the shit on the SHITLIST archives....I figured jeff might have expected me to actually stir the exisitng past "shit" instead of just throwing my own turds around the cage etc. Thanks for the bump. Now who the fuck do we get to perform the hit??
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#50364 - 06/05/05 02:36 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
DrCyclops Offline
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Registered: 03/08/05
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We can't assassinate smartt...there wouldn't be anymore Saxon fans.
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#50365 - 06/06/05 05:58 AM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
have2cit Offline
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Posts: 9113
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Quote:

YES!!!!! I missed this one as I was combing through the rest of the shit on the SHITLIST archives....I figured jeff might have expected me to actually stir the exisitng past "shit" instead of just throwing my own turds around the cage etc. Thanks for the bump. Now who the fuck do we get to perform the hit??




No way not me. I already said I would buy kyoto a business class ticket to go down and shit in his coffin after the hit, sometime last year. Someone else is gonna have to cough up the cash for the hit.

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#50366 - 06/07/05 01:20 AM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
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#50367 - 07/26/05 07:13 AM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
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Bump again smartt, you mouth breathing brazilian.

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#50368 - 07/26/05 07:27 AM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
pirate Offline
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Registered: 07/15/05
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Bump again smartt, you mouth breathing brazilian.




Yargh, I'm surprised you can talk with jamesn dick up your ass and i surmise (imagine for you rednecks) reaching your throat. He must have just blown his load on your back or your face, as you worship him so much. Is it spit or swallow with Jamesn? I imagine swallow, as you are so in love with him. Yargh.
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#50369 - 07/26/05 07:45 AM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
have2cit Offline
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Posts: 9113
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Yargh, I'm surprised you can talk with jamesn dick up your ass and i surmise (imagine for you rednecks) reaching your throat. He must have just blown his load on your back or your face, as you worship him so much. Is it spit or swallow with Jamesn? I imagine swallow, as you are so in love with him. Yargh.




Quite an imagination you have there tinkerbell. Tell me, when your thinking about all this homoerotic imagery do you use lube or just dry hand it? And how do you type with both of your fists massaging your colon?

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#50370 - 07/26/05 11:35 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
DoronD Offline
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Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 176
Brutal stuff

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#50371 - 07/27/05 12:28 AM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Nice avatar Minion. Ive been trying to find that clip of Danzig getting dropped since I saw it a last yr.
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#50372 - 07/27/05 07:52 AM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
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here you go chico

might have to right click and save as

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#50373 - 07/27/05 04:58 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
Shaddup Offline
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Registered: 04/12/05
Posts: 473
How the fuck can you ASSASSINATE a nobody?

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#50374 - 07/27/05 06:52 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
Smartt Offline
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Shut up, morons. I´m mourning for the passing of my friend.


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#50375 - 07/27/05 11:00 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
Coochie Monster Offline
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Registered: 04/06/05
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Is that you on the bottom after your Michael Jackson bleaching surgery? Fuck you SMartt, your gonna join your friend real soon because that AIDS virus you caught owns your ass now that your boyfriends dead.
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#50376 - 07/27/05 11:03 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Quote:

here you go chico

might have to right click and save as




Thanks Have 2, I wanted to see that too to know what they were talking about. Did he really connect with a punch or did he just knock him down- I couldn't really see what happened clearly. Also- does anyone know what they were fighting over?
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#50377 - 07/28/05 12:41 AM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
Monstar Offline
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Registered: 03/28/04
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apparantly, one band got shoved out of the way fro Danzig to preform with the "you guys can go on after"

but after Danzig did their set, the show ended. the band guys were pissed and they had some words.

lead into the vid clip.

..the website that originally posted it (some punk site last year) had the whole write up and breakdown...
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#50378 - 07/28/05 08:04 AM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Thanks Monstar
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#50379 - 07/29/05 09:02 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

Quote:

here you go chico

might have to right click and save as




Thanks Have 2, I wanted to see that too to know what they were talking about. Did he really connect with a punch or did he just knock him down- I couldn't really see what happened clearly. Also- does anyone know what they were fighting over?




Thanks have 2cit. Shit is still funny to watch.

Cleetus, what happened is one of the bands got pushed out the way. They drove 5 hrs. just to open for Danzig and he took their spot. Obviously, the crowd isnt going to stay after the headliner plays. Thats what the fights about.
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#50380 - 07/29/05 09:05 PM fight
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Thanks Chico. Do you know if the fight continued past that clip? Did glen get up?
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#50381 - 07/29/05 09:12 PM Re: fight
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Registered: 07/20/03
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No. The roadies stopped it. Danzig deserved it. I wouldve been pissed if that was my band. Anyway, the new Danzig cd rocks. Sounds like early Danzig.
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