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#503107 - 01/18/11 12:03 AM
Re: Free Food at Ikea
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
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i guess youre the new king of the jews.
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#503108 - 01/18/11 12:44 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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Yes, they call him Fatty, King of all Jews.
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#503110 - 01/18/11 05:10 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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Why? That would be repulsive to watch. Much better for everyone if Panzer can pig out in solitude.
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#503111 - 01/18/11 07:52 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 12/24/07
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1) you are now stuck with $200 worth of crappy Ikea furniture in order to get some free meatballs. Well done
and 2) From what I hear the food at Ikeas little cafe is so insanely cheap on its own..why would you cough up $100 for furniture to get it for free?(I have friends that are constantly telling me how they take their 2 kids there for lunch and they all eat for like...$5 or some insane amount. And yes..they are part Jew!)
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#503112 - 01/18/11 08:27 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Alexi Panzerogi - little tank of dumplings
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#503113 - 01/18/11 01:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
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I shudder at the thought of how bad any kind of food must be to be unfit for the suave, sophisticated palate of Alex Panzer.
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#503115 - 01/18/11 04:25 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Registered: 08/02/03
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1) you are now stuck with $200 worth of crappy Ikea furniture in order to get some free meatballs.
the meatballs weren't free. he paid to get there and back. twice. this is just another one of his idiot escapades he uses to get attention.
I did not pay because if you buy a MetroCard with many rides then you get extra rides for free.
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#503116 - 01/18/11 04:32 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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you still paid, numbnuts. you don't get the free rides upfront. you have to BUY first.
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#503117 - 01/18/11 04:34 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Registered: 08/02/03
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you still paid, numbnuts. you don't get the free rides upfront. you have to BUY first.
I buy the MetroCard in the beginning of every month and I get like 4-5 free extra rides, so I can use them for the trips like these (where I don't have to pay for the rides).
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#503118 - 01/18/11 04:42 PM
Re: Free Food at Ikea
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Tranny Whisperer
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Registered: 08/02/03
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1) you are now stuck with $200 worth of crappy Ikea furniture in order to get some free meatballs. Well done
and 2) From what I hear the food at Ikeas little cafe is so insanely cheap on its own..why would you cough up $100 for furniture to get it for free?(I have friends that are constantly telling me how they take their 2 kids there for lunch and they all eat for like...$5 or some insane amount. And yes..they are part Jew!)
1) all the stuff that I bought is great stuff, everything is made from staiinless steel and there are no furniture items except 2 stainless steel shelves that were just $14.99. I bought a lot of stuff on clearance for $0.99 each ($7.99 reg.) that I will sell on eBay and will make some extra cash.
2) I knew about this "free meal special" for 2 months in advance, so I waited to make a purchase when the sale was going on. Check the pic below for upcoming free food sales, and bring your whole family: treat them for an unforgettable meal at Ikea, and don't forget to stock up on Swedish food at the Ikea Market.
By the way, I am from Ukraine.
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#503120 - 01/18/11 05:05 PM
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I am convinced that Panzer is immune to all forms of food poisoning. Prolly some mutant power he acquired after Chernobyl.
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#503121 - 01/18/11 05:35 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Registered: 08/02/03
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Panzer, I know somebody who used to work at IKEA. They do that sale when there's a bunch of food in their freezer that needs to be thrown out. All that stuff you ate, it'd been sitting in there freezer like 6 months and was coming up on expiration. If you hadn't eaten that stuff, you could have gotten it from their dumpster the next week for free.
This is bullshit because they get the ingredients brought-in to the restaurant several times a week.
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#503122 - 01/18/11 06:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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Why would they need frozen ingredients a few times a week? I think you must be thinking of the fresh ingredients.
None of the food you were eating was fresh food. A pre-packaged peanut butter sandwich? Instant mashed potatoes. Frozen meatballs and gravy...
I don't see any fresh salad greens on your plate. Those are the kinds of things they get a few times a week.
That wrap is probably the only slightly fresh thing you have eaten all month.
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#503123 - 01/18/11 10:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I hope a Billy bookcase falls on Panzer's head.
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#503125 - 01/19/11 02:22 AM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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Seriously? none of you know how Ikea operates?
It's very simple, they have the restaurant part run at a net-zero profit, which obviously means the food is really really cheap. The reason for this is to attract poor as dirt people, who still need cheap furniture.
It's like a Muslim convention there every day here, bringing their whole extended families to eat cheaply.
Point is, the trick attracts lots of people to buy their other stuff, which they do make a good profit of. A campaign like this is a obvious marketing campaign to attract more customers, and from what little I read here it's working famously, making them laugh all the way to the bank.
As long as the food is free and tasty, everything else should not matter.
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#503128 - 01/19/11 07:57 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Gia wrote: "I hope a Billy bookcase falls on Panzer's head"
He'd just ask it if it wanted an enema !
Edited by backdoorman (01/19/11 07:59 AM)
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#503129 - 01/19/11 11:54 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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Ikea is literally a store full of junk. If you took the impulse element out of it and made customers come back a seperate ane later time to buy what they're in line with a week later and go through the same terrible customer experience I really hope few would do it again.
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#503130 - 01/19/11 04:59 PM
Re: Free Food at Ikea
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
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Ikea is literally a store full of junk. If you took the impulse element out of it and made customers come back a seperate ane later time to buy what they're in line with a week later and go through the same terrible customer experience I really hope few would do it again.
I only buy stainless steell stuff from them like GRUNDTAL.
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#503134 - 01/21/11 01:40 AM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
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If you took the bus does this mean you had to carry all the furniture with you, or do they deliver?
Nah, you gotta carry the stuff unless you want to pay $69.00 per item for delivery. I had to take a bus and then the subway.
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#503136 - 01/21/11 04:41 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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^^ Battlefield 1943?
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#503137 - 01/21/11 06:57 AM
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^ no, it's The Sims™ Bikini Atoll.
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