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#50290 - 08/25/04 03:21 PM Let's Assassinate Smartt
jizzard Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 07/20/04
Posts: 109
Loc: here nor there
Is there anyway we can get rid of this creep besides banning? I know nobody wants to travel to that 3rd world cesspool he's from, but can we put a bounty on his head somehow? but wait, it's not worth a piggy bank full of Brazillian pennies....

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#50291 - 08/25/04 03:27 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
AMA Offline
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Registered: 08/14/04
Posts: 164
Loc: Sin City
Who the hell are you?
Smartt has been around here forever, he is cool.
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#50292 - 08/25/04 03:29 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Tant nothin wrong with Smartt.

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#50293 - 08/25/04 03:30 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
jizzard Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 07/20/04
Posts: 109
Loc: here nor there
cool? cancer's been around forever...so what?

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#50294 - 08/25/04 03:33 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
ChickenMaster Offline
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Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

cool? cancer's been around forever...so what?




More or less, cancer is big business; it wouldn't make any sense to cure it. Same with the common cold, do you know how many companies would go out of business if they gave you the cure.

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#50295 - 08/25/04 03:35 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Nice avatar Chicken- cut funny Mustache out of it and it will be perfect
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#50296 - 08/25/04 03:43 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
jizzard Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 07/20/04
Posts: 109
Loc: here nor there
Quote:

Quote:

cool? cancer's been around forever...so what?




More or less, cancer is big business; it wouldn't make any sense to cure it. Same with the common cold, do you know how many companies would go out of business if they gave you the cure.




cancer schmancer... the crabs have been around forever, but that don't mean you keep it on your nads if you can do away with it, so let's exterminate Smartt!

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#50297 - 08/25/04 03:55 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

Nice avatar Chicken- cut funny Mustache out of it and it will be perfect




I can't get rid of Hitler's trademark trim.

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#50298 - 08/25/04 03:55 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
smiling arab Offline
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Posts: 1683
I submit that it might not be the most convincing defense of Smartt to compare him to a series of infectious or terminal diseases.
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#50299 - 08/25/04 04:09 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
Smartt Offline
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I don´t wanna be assassinated. MOM!


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#50300 - 08/25/04 04:18 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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No I mean get rid of Hitler he gave Fascism a bad name
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#50301 - 08/25/04 04:42 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

No I mean get rid of Hitler he gave Fascism a bad name




Ha!

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#50302 - 08/25/04 04:45 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
Smartt Offline
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Quote:

No I mean get rid of Hitler he gave Fascism a bad name




Word.


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#50303 - 08/25/04 04:57 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
jizzard Offline
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Registered: 07/20/04
Posts: 109
Loc: here nor there
Quote:

Quote:

No I mean get rid of Hitler he gave Fascism a bad name




Word.




Get rid of Smartt, he gives this board a bad name. WORD!

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#50304 - 08/25/04 05:02 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
zenman Offline
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Quote:

No I mean get rid of Hitler he gave Fascism a bad name



I concur.


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#50305 - 08/25/04 05:05 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
ChickenMaster Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

No I mean get rid of Hitler he gave Fascism a bad name



I concur.





Why do you have to be so mean to Hitler. All the Fascist grandfathers should be accepted for what they are; great men but imperfect trying to make a better world.

Who could hate a kind face like this.


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#50306 - 08/26/04 05:31 AM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
Rob Longshot Offline
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lets not forget some great modern fascists


anton lavey





Boyd Rice

"what this world needs is a gardener... a brutal gardener...."


Let the record show i do not support racism or antisemitism in any form... i just believe that most people... including most white people, are too stupid to be allowed to vote or make important desicions for themselves.
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#50307 - 08/26/04 07:17 AM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
kyoto Offline
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
I volunteer to kill smartt. Hopefully he'll be at AEE this year. I'll put a fucking hatchet through his head right in the middle of the convention floor! The police will let me go because they hate Brazilian cock-smokers like smartt. Die you fucking retarded pig!

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#50308 - 08/26/04 07:45 AM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
AMA Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/14/04
Posts: 164
Loc: Sin City
Tell me. What do you people have against Smartt?
Why does he piss you off so much?
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#50309 - 08/26/04 10:56 AM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
I like him. He adds many cool things to this board. However, I don't like when he says pro-osama anti-usa things.

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#50310 - 08/26/04 11:04 AM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
Smartt Offline
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I like him. He adds many cool things to this board. However, I don't like when he says pro-osama anti-usa things.






I´m not pro-Osama. I´m just anti-american. Osama is a wuss.

And fyi, EVERYBODY outside the USA is anti-american, cause the USA is the Capitalist Beast of Evil.


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#50311 - 08/26/04 11:13 AM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
Toelicker Offline
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Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Well, I guess soemday we'll have a wonderful economy like Brazil's.

One can only hope . . . . .
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#50312 - 08/26/04 11:44 AM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
ChickenMaster Offline
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Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

Boyd Rice

"what this world needs is a gardener... a brutal gardener...."




Truer words have never been spoken.

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#50313 - 08/26/04 11:45 AM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
ChickenMaster Offline
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Posts: 3178
Quote:

And fyi, EVERYBODY outside the USA is anti-american, cause the USA is the Capitalist Beast of Evil.




This is amazingly true; Canadians despise Americans for the most part.

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#50314 - 08/26/04 11:56 AM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
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I don't understand all the animosity towards Americans, I mean I love everybody from Foreign lands
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#50315 - 08/26/04 01:39 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
Smartt Offline
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Well, I guess soemday we'll have a wonderful economy like Brazil's.





Let´s see... I don´t know what you learn in the USA, but here in Brazil we had a total inflation of 2,19% since 1989.
That´s a little below than USA´s inflation during the same period, so there...


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#50316 - 08/26/04 01:44 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
c62 Offline
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Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
Believe it or not it's envy (or jealousy). I've been to many different countries and I get the usual response. People hate America, but they want to come here to live. The envy comes from our money (economy), but we do work hard for it. As far as Canada is concerned their news media and government hates the USA, and they are indoctrinating their youth to hate us as well. Sad really.
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#50317 - 08/26/04 01:46 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
Quote:


Brazil we had a total inflation of 2,19% since 1989




I don't understand... is it 2.19% or 219%. Can you clear it up for me a little.
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#50318 - 08/26/04 01:47 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
ChickenMaster Offline
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Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

Believe it or not it's envy (or jealousy). I've been to many different countries and I get the usual response. People hate America, but they want to come here to live. The envy comes from our money (economy), but we do work hard for it. As far as Canada is concerned their news media and government hates the USA, and they are indoctrinating their youth to hate us as well. Sad really.




Not really, I love Canada and the socialist country it is evolving into. We have the resources and soon we will have the population to fully use those resources. You Americans get all your water, power and wood to mention a few things from us. That will change soon, China is a much better market, I think you will find yourselves third rate on the world scene in 10 to 20 years from now.

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#50319 - 08/26/04 02:03 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

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Quote:

Quote:


Brazil we had a total inflation of 2,19% since 1989




I don't understand... is it 2.19% or 219%. Can you clear it up for me a little.




Two point one nine. Way less that three percent. Capice?

And no, people don´t want to LIVE in the USA. They just want to make a quick visit, go to the Disneyland rides, buy some toys and come back home as far as possible, cause americans are maroons.

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#50320 - 08/26/04 02:06 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
ChickenMaster Offline
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Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:


Brazil we had a total inflation of 2,19% since 1989




I don't understand... is it 2.19% or 219%. Can you clear it up for me a little.




Two point one nine. Way less that three percent. Capice?

And no, people don´t want to LIVE in the USA. They just want to make a quick visit, go to the Disneyland rides, buy some toys and come back home as far as possible, cause americans are maroons.




Haha, beautifully put.

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#50321 - 08/26/04 02:07 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
Smartt Offline
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Another thing: John Stagliano and Tricia Deveraux are planning to move to Brazil as soon as their HIV-positive conditions start to get worse. Brazil is the only country in the world where Buttman´s outdated crap still sells something (and they´re still relying on the rental market, that´s going down the drain, and snubbing the consumer direct sales, that´s rocketeering like fuck), and the only country in the world where the AIDS cocktail medicine thing is FREE.

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#50322 - 08/26/04 06:25 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
Quote:


Not really, I love Canada and the socialist country it is evolving into.




Socialist country?? That'll be great, I'll soon be seeing Canadians on the exit ramps trying to sell me Oranges (or whatever they sell up north) in Seattle. Ever wonder why every socialist country folded up and went under? Do some research, get back to me.
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#50323 - 08/26/04 06:35 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

Quote:


Not really, I love Canada and the socialist country it is evolving into.




Socialist country?? That'll be great, I'll soon be seeing Canadians on the exit ramps trying to sell me Oranges (or whatever they sell up north) in Seattle. Ever wonder why every socialist country folded up and went under? Do some research, get back to me.




Let me rephrase that, a fundamentally parliamentary socialist country. We still have the illusion of voting and stability. Hopefully the parliamentary part keeps us from selling oranges on your exit ramps. lol

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#50324 - 08/26/04 06:38 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
Quote:


Two point one nine. Way less that three percent. Capice?




In spanish they change the decimal point and the comma around from english(spanish 4.000,49 -> english 4,000.49), I wasn't sure if Portuguese was the same. That's why I was a little confused. Your economy still has major probs though. No people don't just want to come here to visit.
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#50325 - 08/26/04 06:40 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
Quote:


We still have the illusion of voting




There's an old saying. If voting could change anything it would be illegal. lol
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#50326 - 08/26/04 06:42 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

If voting could change anything it would be illegal.




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#50327 - 08/26/04 06:58 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
smiling arab Offline
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Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
I was in San Diego awhile ago and someone pointed a local landmark out to me. "That's the Taco Bell where Boyd Rice used to work."

How many Americans of our generation are actually doing something worthwhile? I mean, producing something? I'm not, and most of the people I grew up with who aren't living off the grid or impregnating each other in the vain hope of staving off mortality are doing something like marketing, or advertising, or law, the ultimate in parasitism. Our biggest industries seem to be HMOs, insurance companies and people who produce nothing but a paycheck and busywork. I don't know shit about economics, so I have no clue what it means, but how many times can the same buck be passed along, minus a 10% transaction fee?

I tell ya, I was reading Goldstein's book in 1984 again the other day, and the whole collective oligarchy thing started to make sense in a scary kind of way.
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#50328 - 08/26/04 07:04 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
ChickenMaster Offline
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Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

I was in San Diego awhile ago and someone pointed a local landmark out to me. "That's the Taco Bell where Boyd Rice used to work."

How many Americans of our generation are actually doing something worthwhile? I mean, producing something? I'm not, and most of the people I grew up with who aren't living off the grid or impregnating each other in the vain hope of staving off mortality are doing something like marketing, or advertising, or law, the ultimate in parasitism. Our biggest industries seem to be HMOs, insurance companies and people who produce nothing but a paycheck and busywork. I don't know shit about economics, so I have no clue what it means, but how many times can the same buck be passed along, minus a 10% transaction fee?

I tell ya, I was reading Goldstein's book in 1984 again the other day, and the whole collective oligarchy thing started to make sense in a scary kind of way.




Interesting point, another is that Canada does export a lot of resources to the US and other countries but still over 70% of our jobs are dedicated to the retail industry. It's just retailers selling to other retailers. We have become the paper and product pushers of the world. Most forms of harder labor have been moved elsewhere in the world.

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#50329 - 08/26/04 09:30 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
JRV Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Quote:

Let´s see... I don´t know what you learn in the USA, but here in Brazil we had a total inflation of 2,19% since 1989.
That´s a little below than USA´s inflation during the same period, so there...



That's because you're in a brief lull between military dictatorships.
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#50330 - 08/27/04 03:20 AM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Quote:

I was in San Diego awhile ago and someone pointed a local landmark out to me. "That's the Taco Bell where Boyd Rice used to work."

How many Americans of our generation are actually doing something worthwhile? I mean, producing something? I'm not, and most of the people I grew up with who aren't living off the grid or impregnating each other in the vain hope of staving off mortality are doing something like marketing, or advertising, or law, the ultimate in parasitism. Our biggest industries seem to be HMOs, insurance companies and people who produce nothing but a paycheck and busywork. I don't know shit about economics, so I have no clue what it means, but how many times can the same buck be passed along, minus a 10% transaction fee?

I tell ya, I was reading Goldstein's book in 1984 again the other day, and the whole collective oligarchy thing started to make sense in a scary kind of way.




LMAO!!! Yeah, law is one of the worst occupations for not producing anything. No offense, Arab .
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#50331 - 08/27/04 03:55 AM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

I´m not pro-Osama. I´m just anti-american. Osama is a wuss.

And fyi, EVERYBODY outside the USA is anti-american, cause the USA is the Capitalist Beast of Evil.




Is that’s why we have such an immigration problem because everyone hates us?


Quote:

Let´s see... I don´t know what you learn in the USA, but here in Brazil we had a total inflation of 2,19% since 1989.
That´s a little below than USA´s inflation during the same period, so there...




How many people unemployed? How many people live below the poverty level? What are the percentages? How many children live on the streets of brazils cities?


Quote:


And no, people don´t want to LIVE in the USA. They just want to make a quick visit, go to the Disneyland rides, buy some toys and come back home as far as possible, cause americans are maroons.




Is that why we have such a large illegal immigrant population?

smartt = American wannabe

I don’t know who in that “Group Home” you live at lets you use the Internet but those afflicted with Down Syndrome should not be allowed on a porn site.

P.S. brazil sucks because it is full of trannies and you.

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#50332 - 08/27/04 05:12 AM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
Smartt Offline
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Quote:

How many people unemployed? How many people live below the poverty level? What are the percentages? How many children live on the streets of brazils cities?





As many as in the USA.

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#50333 - 08/27/04 05:59 AM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
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I knew he'd be afraid to show numbers.

From www.worldfactsandfigures.com

GDP $1.3 Trillion

Population below the poverty line 17.4%

Inflation rate (Consumer Prices) 6%

Unemployment rate 7.1%

From www.jubileeaction.co.uk

Quote:

Estimates on the numbers of Brazilian Street Children vary from 200 000 to 8 million . In 1992,
a head count of children sleeping in the streets of Great Rio (the centre of Rio de Janeiro)
showed 900 . In one recent survey in Sao Paulo, 609 children were found to be sleeping on the
streets, at least 50 were under 12 and unaccompanied by adult relations.



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#50334 - 08/30/04 06:04 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
smutspov Offline
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I just thought I'd resurrect this thread back from the dead like a vengeful ghost to be passed onto Kyoto like the Olympic Torch.
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#50335 - 08/30/04 06:19 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
kyoto Offline
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Posts: 951
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Quote:

I just thought I'd resurrect this thread back from the dead like a vengeful ghost to be passed onto Kyoto like the Olympic Torch.




hating smartt is like fighting terrorism: it'll never end.

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#50336 - 08/30/04 07:16 PM It´s time for this thread to be deleted.
Smartt Offline
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It´s time for this thread to be deleted.

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#50337 - 08/30/04 07:42 PM Re: It´s time for this thread to be deleted.
kyoto Offline
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Quote:

It´s time for this thread to be deleted.




you're not a mod. go get AIDS.

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#50338 - 08/31/04 04:46 AM Re: It´s time for this thread to be deleted.
sportswami Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/04/04
Posts: 406
Loc: Boston, MA
You know Smartt... for all the trash you dealt to me, Sammura, and others... you can't handle it when given back to you.

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#50339 - 08/31/04 05:42 PM Re: It´s time for this thread to be deleted.
smutspov Offline
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Registered: 10/29/03
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Quote:

You know Smartt... for all the trash you dealt to me, Sammura, and others... you can't handle it when given back to you.




Yeah, he's a wuss. I'd like to see Sammura stomp him like a mudhole...
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#50340 - 09/01/04 11:31 AM Re: It´s time for this thread to be deleted.
Rob Longshot Offline
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Registered: 12/22/03
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i like smart... he is an asshole of the highest order...

i salute him!
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#50341 - 09/02/04 02:18 PM Re: It´s time for this thread to be deleted.
Hypnocock Offline
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Registered: 09/22/03
Posts: 702
Loc: Hiding in the closet in Jeff a...
Quote:

i like smart... he is an asshole of the highest order...

i salute him!




Yeah, besides, who else actually gets good blackmail pictures worth a shit?...
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#50342 - 09/02/04 04:41 PM Re: It´s time for this thread to be deleted.
Smartt Offline
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#50343 - 09/12/04 01:31 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
Sabre Offline
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Registered: 11/26/03
Posts: 44
Loc: Southern CA
I like Smartt, can we get rid of this piotr guy instead?
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#50344 - 09/12/04 01:34 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
Smartt Offline
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I second that.


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#50345 - 09/15/04 11:03 AM This mission is Kyoto's if he chooses to accept it
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#50346 - 09/15/04 11:17 AM Re: This mission is Kyoto's if he chooses to accept it
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ah, sniper cat. I have him saved on my HD.

BTW, the glasses wearing cat is on a peace keeping mission in Israel. There will be a replacement cat.

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#50347 - 09/15/04 11:32 AM Re: This mission is Kyoto's if he chooses to accep
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You can always wait for him guerilla style.



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#50348 - 09/15/04 05:32 PM Re: This mission is Kyoto's if he chooses to accep
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ah, sniper cat. I have him saved on my HD.

BTW, the glasses wearing cat is on a peace keeping mission in Israel. There will be a replacement cat.





The glasses cat is my favorite - they ought to let him up in that assualt helicopter more often
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#50349 - 09/15/04 07:39 PM Re: This mission is Kyoto's if he chooses to accep
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ah, sniper cat. I have him saved on my HD.

BTW, the glasses wearing cat is on a peace keeping mission in Israel. There will be a replacement cat.






The glasses cat is my favorite - they ought to let him up in that assualt helicopter more often




While the cat is on a mission, my I offer the services of THE DAWG.


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#50350 - 09/16/04 05:05 AM Re: This mission is Kyoto's if he chooses to accep
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I kinda like the new passed out in my own food kitten.

How about the "I saw smarTTboy naked" kitten:



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#50351 - 09/17/04 07:38 AM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
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#50352 - 09/17/04 09:18 AM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
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what's funny is the image of Boyd Rice actually working at a Taco Bell so he can buy more Barbies...heh-heh
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#50353 - 09/17/04 09:32 AM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
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after looking at previous posts I already stated that an assassination attempt was already carried out against smartt.

my previous post:

interesting theory. however, all information concerning smartt is classified. no one will know the true answer as to what smartt is. info about him takes up an entire wing at the Pentagon.

an assassination on smartt was attempted in the 80's but the sniper bullet bounced off his 80 pound head.

if you combined aliens and Osama Bin Laden into one entity smartt would still be 1000 times worse. he's pure filth from head to toe.

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#50354 - 09/17/04 02:21 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
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#50355 - 09/18/04 06:26 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
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what's funny is the image of Boyd Rice actually working at a Taco Bell so he can buy more Barbies...heh-heh




why do you think he hates people so much

and he doesnt own THAT many barbies... just a couple older ones...
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#50356 - 09/18/04 10:29 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
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#50357 - 09/18/04 10:33 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
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(roblongshot) (chino)(kyoto)
.......................(smartt)..............
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#50358 - 09/20/04 11:37 AM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
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To me this says it all right here:



That makes smarTTboy:



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#50359 - 09/20/04 11:49 AM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
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#50360 - 09/20/04 12:00 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
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Were you dropped on your head as a baby?

Lets count how many times smarTTboy can use the same irrelevant picture just to run up his post count.

The count stands at 4 so far. What a fucking dumb ass.

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#50361 - 06/05/05 08:41 AM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
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bump

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#50362 - 06/05/05 10:36 AM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
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glad 2 see this thread reborn.
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#50363 - 06/05/05 12:17 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
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YES!!!!! I missed this one as I was combing through the rest of the shit on the SHITLIST archives....I figured jeff might have expected me to actually stir the exisitng past "shit" instead of just throwing my own turds around the cage etc. Thanks for the bump. Now who the fuck do we get to perform the hit??
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#50364 - 06/05/05 02:36 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
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We can't assassinate smartt...there wouldn't be anymore Saxon fans.
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#50365 - 06/06/05 05:58 AM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
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YES!!!!! I missed this one as I was combing through the rest of the shit on the SHITLIST archives....I figured jeff might have expected me to actually stir the exisitng past "shit" instead of just throwing my own turds around the cage etc. Thanks for the bump. Now who the fuck do we get to perform the hit??




No way not me. I already said I would buy kyoto a business class ticket to go down and shit in his coffin after the hit, sometime last year. Someone else is gonna have to cough up the cash for the hit.

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#50366 - 06/07/05 01:20 AM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
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#50367 - 07/26/05 07:13 AM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
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Bump again smartt, you mouth breathing brazilian.

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#50368 - 07/26/05 07:27 AM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
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Bump again smartt, you mouth breathing brazilian.




Yargh, I'm surprised you can talk with jamesn dick up your ass and i surmise (imagine for you rednecks) reaching your throat. He must have just blown his load on your back or your face, as you worship him so much. Is it spit or swallow with Jamesn? I imagine swallow, as you are so in love with him. Yargh.
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#50369 - 07/26/05 07:45 AM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
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Yargh, I'm surprised you can talk with jamesn dick up your ass and i surmise (imagine for you rednecks) reaching your throat. He must have just blown his load on your back or your face, as you worship him so much. Is it spit or swallow with Jamesn? I imagine swallow, as you are so in love with him. Yargh.




Quite an imagination you have there tinkerbell. Tell me, when your thinking about all this homoerotic imagery do you use lube or just dry hand it? And how do you type with both of your fists massaging your colon?

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#50370 - 07/26/05 11:35 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
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Brutal stuff

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#50371 - 07/27/05 12:28 AM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
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Nice avatar Minion. Ive been trying to find that clip of Danzig getting dropped since I saw it a last yr.
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#50372 - 07/27/05 07:52 AM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
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here you go chico

might have to right click and save as

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#50373 - 07/27/05 04:58 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
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How the fuck can you ASSASSINATE a nobody?

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#50374 - 07/27/05 06:52 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
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Shut up, morons. I´m mourning for the passing of my friend.


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#50375 - 07/27/05 11:00 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
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Is that you on the bottom after your Michael Jackson bleaching surgery? Fuck you SMartt, your gonna join your friend real soon because that AIDS virus you caught owns your ass now that your boyfriends dead.
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#50376 - 07/27/05 11:03 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
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here you go chico

might have to right click and save as




Thanks Have 2, I wanted to see that too to know what they were talking about. Did he really connect with a punch or did he just knock him down- I couldn't really see what happened clearly. Also- does anyone know what they were fighting over?
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#50377 - 07/28/05 12:41 AM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
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apparantly, one band got shoved out of the way fro Danzig to preform with the "you guys can go on after"

but after Danzig did their set, the show ended. the band guys were pissed and they had some words.

lead into the vid clip.

..the website that originally posted it (some punk site last year) had the whole write up and breakdown...
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#50378 - 07/28/05 08:04 AM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
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Thanks Monstar
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#50379 - 07/29/05 09:02 PM Re: Let's Assassinate Smartt
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Quote:

here you go chico

might have to right click and save as




Thanks Have 2, I wanted to see that too to know what they were talking about. Did he really connect with a punch or did he just knock him down- I couldn't really see what happened clearly. Also- does anyone know what they were fighting over?




Thanks have 2cit. Shit is still funny to watch.

Cleetus, what happened is one of the bands got pushed out the way. They drove 5 hrs. just to open for Danzig and he took their spot. Obviously, the crowd isnt going to stay after the headliner plays. Thats what the fights about.
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#50380 - 07/29/05 09:05 PM fight
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Thanks Chico. Do you know if the fight continued past that clip? Did glen get up?
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#50381 - 07/29/05 09:12 PM Re: fight
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No. The roadies stopped it. Danzig deserved it. I wouldve been pissed if that was my band. Anyway, the new Danzig cd rocks. Sounds like early Danzig.
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