only two days into the new year and yes, god already smiling upon us. <clicky>



"The first single, called Killer Fantasy, has a hard hitting beat with a message from a porn star speaking to porn fans about the truth behind the adult industry. Shelley raps, “Your Killer Fantasy, but my reality is, that while you clicking me the industry is killing me”.

note how sex bitch helga, sex goddess helga here takes the word "you're" and drops it one step further to the street by knocking the 're off the end. that's fucking genius in the most sincere and i say this with love gwyneth paltrow going country kind of way. i'll give her that. that much I will give her. Urban means Black. but there is no corallary for White. why?

by the by, that 'tru dat' horse manure came and went about 2 years ago. What's her game?

"All proceeds from Lubben’s new album will go to support the Pink Cross Foundation."

.. which in turn go to support shelly lubben. see how that works. the IRS is going to be or should i say gonna be disappoint, son.

bwahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! my ears haven't bled since i heard a b. pumper production. for once, i was begging for auto tune. shelley's voice is horrendous and sounds like someone choking on old weave and walmart cards. i can see myspace and clip art got together to make this thing of beauty that is the album cover. hoe's song would be great if a network picked up Housewives of Van Nuys. best lyric is

"I ask god why

I was molested at age nine."

CLASSIC.

haha this is an actual thing , not just Mark fucking around. Crazy....

Quote:

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Over 100 straight and gay performers died from AIDS.

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Hey, bitch, why don't we break those numbers down homos-to-heteros and see how they shake out?

The New Christianity: Learning to profit from playing the role of a victim.

Its a decent first attempt at... what?.. Gospel Rap?
Definitely not for my playlist, but likely there is a market for it in the US bible belt.
They even like Baby Preachers after all.

So why not this?

"Lord I want you, Lord I need you
Between us, don't like surprises
don't like trusting anybody
so I built a wall
and I don't take calls
I love to stall
And that was my downfall
I know I know I know
I'm a little hasty
....
Lord I want you"

Not sure whether she is hasty or stalling, just as I'm not sure whether there is profit or prophet to be had with rhythm and poetry doggerel.
But it can give her something to sell at those middle-America-traveling-big-tent-born-again-speakers-rally-revival-meetings, and Tea Party shin digs.

Wish her luck, even if you see this music as proof that there is no god, she can still carve her niche parting fools from their money for that great gaseous bearded pimplord of infinite heft out in space, by selling it to the heartland.

Methinks the learning went in the other direction.

It's no 'Feel the Heat' but it'll do.

It's a cross between Eminem and MLK. What is it about over-40 porn non- stars and Eminem speaking to them? First Desi, now this dipshit.

I haven't listened to her rap, but I would definitely be in favor of Shelly returning to porn. She is one hot ass MILF.

i doubt eminem would even have shelley lubben-it-up on his radar considering he used to fuck jamie brooks. the only reason he'd even be talking to shelley is to give her all his pills since he's sober now, with the intent that she o.ds