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#501412 - 12/19/10 06:49 PM
Herpes, Interrupted
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from brandons blog.
Uhh….this is awkward. For the first time since the 90's, I’ve actually gone out and got a regular job. The kind where you keep your clothes on. I know, I know. I’m as shocked as you are. The lights came on at the non-stop orgy and I found myself naked, alone, covered in stale whipped cream (at least I hope that’s what it was), with an extremely chaffed penis in hand. Enough.
My last dvd will be a black and white parody/autobiography entitled RAGING BULLSHIT. Unlike the more famous Scorsese picture, I won’t be falling in love with a 15-year-old girl. Seriously, Hollywood is just a den of perverts, sodomites, fetishists, and pedophiles. People lament the 1980 Academy Award for Best Picture going to Ordinary People instead of Raging Bull. Everyone claps for DeNiro’s Jake LaMotta and his creepy pursuit of an underage girl but these same people — well, 12 of them anyway — put Max Hardcore in prison for 4 years for making adult movies with adults. Huh? Hypocrisy, thy name is America. You salivate at what’s implied by Martin and cringe when it’s served raw by Max. Then you flip-flop once more by going after Roman Polanski 30 years down the road. Make up your fucking minds already! You either love all the perverts or you hate all the perverts. To revere some and persecute others seems a tad strange.
Anywho, anyone who wants to keep in touch can e-mail me at brandon@brandoniron.com. Things will obviously slow down for me but I will do my best to contribute something to the industry when I am able to do so. It has been a lot of fun up to now and please excuse me while I gear down for a while. This business has meant a lot to me and it has been a lot of fun! Thanks!
Sincerely,
Brandon
well this sucks. i've always rooted for bi and i'm left wondering what happened. is it a function of the hiv/aim issue or has the parade of skanks he peddled for years finally cost him enough members that walmart greeter became a viable option as a career choice?.
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#501421 - 12/20/10 11:49 AM
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Every hero becomes a bore at last.
christ. speaking of bores.
me talking about Jeff Steward, genius. brandon no just walk away go to florida.
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#501422 - 12/20/10 12:13 PM
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Whatever Brandon decides to do, I hope he stays on XPT. I'm going to miss Brandon's skanks. Gapelover's skanks bore me.
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#501423 - 12/20/10 01:21 PM
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Registered: 12/23/08
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I will miss Starfish and Honeypots.
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#501425 - 12/20/10 02:49 PM
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Wherever he goes to work I bet there's a sign out front "Anal half off" "Fluffers inquire in front" lol
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#501426 - 12/20/10 02:52 PM
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I get where he is coming from. I just finished watching Once Upon a Time in the West again and for the life of me I can not understand how that film did not receive one Oscar nomination. I dare anyone to show me a film made in 1968 that had better cinematography,sound, editing, musical score, directing, or acting performance by the lead males, lead female, and supporting male. Come on Hollywood you gave the best picture Oscar that year to fucking Oliver! and fucking Cliff Robertson and Barbara Streisand won for best actor and actress that year.
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#501427 - 12/20/10 03:10 PM
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...but then B.I. never filmed Claudia Cardinale being DP'ed !
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#501429 - 12/21/10 03:43 PM
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I hope the job was too good to pass up, and not that Brandon has been tubed out of business. Or maybe he finally met a girl worth marrying and getting a green card?
You'll be missed Brandon, from Starfish and Honeypots to being able to take an onslaught of grief from this board with a smile.
You should have a retirement party. Take that couch out to the desert and burn it while drinking with friends and whores. Douse it with gasoline and have Gia light a fart to start the blaze.
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