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#498906 - 10/08/10 09:54 AM Masturbation Nation 9
smutspov Offline
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Registered: 10/29/03
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Solo porn sluts & no meat puppets, hell yeah! Damn, this is the best installment of this series from what I’ve seen so far & the best solo girl dvd this year. Not that they release many, it's rare to see stuff like this in the first place. Sometimes it'll be tacked to some tease. Anybody who reads my rants on a regular should know how much I can’t stand 99.9% of the dudes in porn. Not out of jealousy, don’t jump the gun, but I’m sick of seeing the same guys who think they're good lovers, the hideous old men with famous names, the homos who play it straight,& esp the uncut euros running rampant these days. I can deal with Tom Byron & a few others, but at least the bitches cum & go. I guess the crux is I’d rather get off to a porn chick cumming by herself than some scumbag cumming on a porn chick. Make sense?
Masturbation Nation 9 gives us a rare opportunity to imagine that we’re banging em or getting off to a mag layout that’s moving masturbating and groaning for us without the same ol’ goons cockblocking the view.
The cast is great, just for the presence of Jennifer White, Gracie Glam, Tessa Taylor, Lexi Belle alone, tho there’s many more to enjoy. 20 to be exact, now those are great odds, bro.
Jen White’s bod is tight, curves in the right places with those wunderboobs I’d wish upon a titty fuck. However, if she gets a boob job I’ll never talk about her again.


Gracie Glam. Great performer. Totally hott. The O-ring belt is one of my kinks. A rare sight to behold.



Tessa Taylor is another one of my candidates for newcummer of the year.


Ever youthful pixxxy faced fucktoy Lexi Belle


[Tom Byron Productions] link


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#498907 - 10/08/10 10:49 AM Re: Masturbation Nation 9
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Registered: 01/30/08
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Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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#498908 - 10/08/10 01:42 PM Re: Masturbation Nation 9
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Registered: 10/29/03
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Actually, a lot of the porn out there is , but not the good stuff on this dvd. the review maybe. Does it seem like I care?
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#498909 - 10/08/10 05:05 PM Re: Masturbation Nation 9
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Registered: 09/01/08
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Why in the name of all that's unholy do porn companies waste time and money on this lame ass fucking idiotic stupid fucking shit ?
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#498910 - 10/08/10 05:11 PM Re: Masturbation Nation 9
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I enjoy watching women masturbate.
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#498911 - 10/08/10 06:27 PM Re: Masturbation Nation 9
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I enjoy watching women masturbate.




You enjoy watching your dog lick his nuts, you xanax-ridden drifter.

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#498912 - 10/09/10 04:37 AM Re: Masturbation Nation 9
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Anybody who reads my rants on a regular should know how much I can’t stand 99.9% of the dudes in porn. Not out of jealousy, don’t jump the gun, but I’m sick of seeing the same guys who think they're good lovers, the hideous old men with famous names, the homos who play it straight,& esp the uncut euros running rampant these days. I can deal with Tom Byron & a few others, but at least the bitches cum & go. I guess the crux is I’d rather get off to a porn chick cumming by herself than some scumbag cumming on a porn chick. Make sense?




No, this makes no sense at all. It only shows how incapable you are of writing anything else than a mere basic review along the lines of Bono-One et al. Stick to that and you're almost tolerable, in my opinion.


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Actually, a lot of the porn out there is , but not the good stuff on this dvd. the review maybe. Does it seem like I care?




You comment on TP's post. So, yeah, it certainly seems like you care. Tool.
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#498913 - 10/11/10 11:54 AM Re: Masturbation Nation 9
smutspov Offline
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Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
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No, this makes no sense at all. It only shows how incapable you are of writing anything else than a mere basic review along the lines of Bono-One et al. Stick to that and you're almost tolerable, in my opinion.




Not that your opinion counts, if what I write is intolerable to you than it's ok by me. Maybe something got lost in translation you dutch douchebag.


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You comment on TP's post. So, yeah, it certainly seems like you care. Tool.





Not really. Gotta let it be known for dimwits as dense as you. Why should you care? Fail.
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#498914 - 10/11/10 04:37 PM Re: Masturbation Nation 9
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
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Quote:

... Stick to that and you're almost tolerable, in my opinion.




Not that your opinion counts, if what I write is intolerable to you than it's ok by me. Maybe something got lost in translation you dutch douchebag.




I think you misunderstood me. Or you just haven't read what I wrote.

I didn't classify your scribble as 'almost tolerable'; I was talking about you as a poster (and I use that term loosely here).

Continue to leech, sir.
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#498915 - 10/11/10 06:24 PM Re: Masturbation Nation 9
smutspov Offline
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Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
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Continue to leech, sir.




Continue to lose, troll.
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#498916 - 10/12/10 05:40 AM Re: Masturbation Nation 9
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
^^^ That's a given smut, he's dutch.

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#498917 - 10/12/10 02:53 PM Re: Masturbation Nation 9
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Registered: 03/19/07
Posts: 510


Shes Hot!

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