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#493304 - 07/29/10 11:47 AM
Shelley Lubben talks about her first time
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Shelley Lubben is the leader of the Pink Cross Foundation. It is purportedly an organization that helps women transition to a life out of porn but in reality is a slush fund for Lubben. Tax returns show very little actually goes to helping the women while salaries, travel expenses, and posh hotel rooms eat up donations faster than Lubben’s porn alter-ego, “ Roxy“, ate up cum during her days as a slut for hire. In Hustler parlance, Lubben more than qualifies as Asshole of the Month. She is ambitious enough to qualify for Asshole of the Year. Congratulations, you greedy, grafting grifter. Nailing you to a cross would be a good start but there is not a crown of thorns big enough to wrap around that Messiah complex head of yours.
I looked online and found some striking similarities between Jerry Falwell’s “first time” and Shelley Lubben’s.
Compare:
Shelley Lubben talks about her first time:
Lubben: My first time was in a church confessional outside Bakersfield, California.
Interviewer: Wasn’t it a little cramped?
Lubben: Not after I kicked the altar boy out.
Interviewer: I see. You must tell me all about it.
Lubben: I never really expected to make it with my brother, but then after I showed all the other guys in town such a good time, I figured, “What the hell?”
Interviewer: But your brother? Isn’t that a bit odd?
Lubben: I don’t think so. My priest taught me all about brotherly love, loving my neighbors, and spreading….er, turning the other cheek. I was just an eager beaver, I guess. My brother helped me choose “ Roxy” as my stage name and even showed me how to use enemas so I wouldn’t make a mess during anal scenes.
Interviewer: Go on.
Lubben: Well, I was drunk off my ass on Church wine I stole mixed with Campari. Father told me to meet him in the confessional so he could show me some brochures on some missionary positions that would be opening up soon. I passed out and found my brother Christopher with one hand over my mouth and some date rape drugs in the other.
Interviewer: Campari in the confessional with your brother….how interesting. Well, how was it?
Lubben: The Campari was great but the drugs allowed me to relax my muscles….all of them, including the one guarding the back door.
Interviewer: Did you ever try it again?
Lubben: Oh, yeah! I love anal incest sex.
Interviewer: We meant the Campari.
Lubben: Oh, sorry. I usually drink the little mini bottles in the hotel rooms that are paid for by suckers who donate to my foundation. Basically, I travel around telling other people not to do what I did and how I am a much better person than they are because of my special relationship with Christ.
Interviewer: Uh….special relationship….?
Lubben: Look, I have to go to the Exxxotica convention and tell girls to drop on their knees only when it’s time to pray. Or if you are getting your rate. It’s what I tell my own daughters. Remember, do what I say, not what I do. You can do who I do, too, but I get to go first.
CAMPARI: YOU’LL NEVER FORGET YOUR FIRST TIME.
To see Lubby pre-hubby, click on the link:
http://bigpichost.com/files/shellylubben_aka_55fe5phf.gif
Pink Cross Foundation: Fleecing members of the flock one dollar at a time.
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#493309 - 07/29/10 02:19 PM
Re: Shelley Lubben talks about her first time
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Jesus told her it was ok to set up the Pink Cross largely for her own personal gain. Cite to Zappa, F. Jesus Thinks Your a Jerk.
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#493312 - 07/29/10 03:46 PM
Re: Shelley Lubben talks about her first time
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I think if people really knew where their money was going, they would reconsider donating to Pink Cross Foundation. If you want more examples of frocked frauds, click here: http://blogs.pornstarnetwork.com/brandoniron/2010/07/18/pink-cross-foundation
Maybe. Maybe not. I'm fairly certain they're not the type to read South's blog or lurk here, so you might want to reconsider your audience.
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#493314 - 07/29/10 06:42 PM
Re: Shelley Lubben talks about her first time
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Have seen Shelley/Roxy perform and that whore loves the cock. Roxy was the honest alt. Shelley is the lying alt.
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#493318 - 07/29/10 08:31 PM
Re: Shelley Lubben talks about her first time
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Is anyone really that surprised or shocked by all this bullshit?
Shelley obviously is part con artist, part loony bird, and part damaged whore. The exact percentile composition of each component is a mystery, but there it is....I would pay her 75 bucks for a quick blowjob, but would not give 5 cents for this charity, because it is NOT a charity. And before I go further, what does this mean for Sierra Sinn who was "rescued" by Shelly and her little pink crosses? Did Sierra really receive any bonafide concrete help other than words of encouragement from Shelly et al? I seriously doubt it now....
On the other (non jerking) hand, Porn is filled with thousands of perfectly fit able bodied people who are completely lazy, who have no Ambition, who want all the creature comforts of life without putting in the hours or effort or work, and who are walking, fornicating examples of the word SLOTH. This is a character issue, such that, if the individual decides to quit PORN, they still are SLOTHY and, ergo, will try and find a way to survive in their new NON-porn world without having to work a single official hour....or work as little as possible in a the most non-demanding job they can tolerate or actually do....
**Note** I do not include Brandon Ironz in this group or generalization; actually Brandon is one of the most Hardworking, dedicated pornographers I've ever encountered....he is NOT slothy, just a certified sex addict who does produce some decent, watchable pornography. The best thing about Brandon is he is NOT a hypocrite, unlike Shelly Lub-lub, who, in typical pseudo-christian fashion, has hypocrisy oozing out of her former fuckholes. I hate hypocrisy.
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#493319 - 07/29/10 10:32 PM
Re: Shelley Lubben talks about her first time
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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BI had an exchange with Shelley and her brainwashed minions on FB prior to being defriended. All his self-deprecations aside, he is the only one in the exchange that made a single coherent point. Nobody addressed any point he made. Every comeback was 'praise jesus' etc. I wish i could access it. It is truly scary how brainwashed and hypocritical these fucking people are.
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#493321 - 07/30/10 09:13 AM
Re: Shelley Lubben talks about her first time
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Shelley is just working her new gimmick. This is a new way of turning tricks, more lucrative and she doesn't have to worry about ever being shot out. She just takes those Jeezo bucks and spends 'em. Contributors are her new johns.
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#493323 - 07/30/10 09:29 AM
Re: Shelley Lubben talks about her first time
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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It is truly scary how brainwashed and hypocritical these fucking people are.
All people who believe that their opinion is based upon divine authority and use it as a weapon to beat up others are dangerous.
[Yes, Cokey, that mean JEWS who do the same, too.]
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I guess it's no different than if a Bible thumper tried to convince a porn fan that porn is bad.
I don't see it as the same. Arguing with Bible thumpers is a waste of time since the only points they find valid are those that fit in their narrow interpretation of God's will.
If they have evidence of American girls actually being enslaved or forced into performing, I would be very open to their arguments. They don't. Every girl Shelley has "saved" willingly entered the industry. They are just trying to enforce their values on others by attempting to ban porn because they don't like it. And, it seems everything they don't like, their God doesn't like either, and, ergo, should be banned.
I have no problem with them discouraging girls from starting a career in porn. I don't see choosing a porn career as a very wise decision long-term decision and there's quite a good case against it [starting with the fact that the "stone throwing" funders of the Pink Cross will force any business to fire you if you try to re-enter "society"].
But, too exaggerate and lie to do so ...
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#493324 - 07/30/10 04:48 PM
Re: Shelley Lubben talks about her first time
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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People, please. She rented Desi/ Ellie a UHaul, or SUV, depending on what day Desi told the tale. And the gift card. Remember the gift card? I think those acts o' kindness paved her way to yonder Pearly Gates.
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#493325 - 07/30/10 05:54 PM
Re: Shelley Lubben talks about her first time
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
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I hired Ellie for www.loadmymouth.com. I think she did better with me than with Lyin' Lubben. Seriously.
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#493330 - 07/30/10 07:26 PM
Brandon Irons Doeth Protest Too Much
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...but my point was that I did more for Ellie than Shelley Lubben.
We got it. We've been getting it for a while. In fact, I think most of us agree with it. I certainly do. But you're either preaching to the choir here or, more likely, moanin' to yer mates because you think there's nothing else to be done.
Wanna do something about it? Here ya go, Sparky:
She's operating as a not-for-profit, right? Go dig up her financials, which oughta be publicly available. I'm certain that they'll appear absurd on their face. For shits and giggles, cross reference it with the cost of lipstick & Starbucks cards or whatever else she claims to spend $$$ on.
I'll bet you $10 her papers don't give a line-by-line for each whore "saved.." So her expenditures will appear as absurd as they sound to us.
Have someone non-industry send it all to the Cali Attorney General (Ex-Governor Moonbeam, who's running again for the job against Panzer's fantasy whore.) then, have them send the same (with the letter to moonbeam) to the LA times and such. Hell, send it to Panzer's whore as well and let Lubben become a campaign issue.
Will any of this make a difference?
I dunno. I've seen stranger things happen, especially in races where freaks such as these are trying to succeed someone like the Governator. But I'll tell you this:
You'll feel a lot better; and
We won't have to hear it.
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#493331 - 07/30/10 07:46 PM
Re: Brandon Irons Doeth Protest Too Much
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Jerry Brown is the Attorney General? No shit? This has been the most informative day ever. And surreal. I have got to start reading the paper again. Jerry Brown. The Dick Nixon of the Left. I thought his political obituary had been written decades ago. Who is State Comptroller? Wavy Gravy? Only in America.
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#493332 - 07/30/10 07:52 PM
Re: Brandon Irons Doeth Protest Too Much
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Hold on to your parrot: He's running for Governor again against This Twat.
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#493336 - 07/30/10 08:49 PM
Re: Brandon Irons Doeth Protest Too Much
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I'm just playing the Blame Game with Lubben.
Don't.
Barry, yes it's elected, but remember: It's California.
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#493343 - 07/31/10 07:49 AM
Re: Lubby is Grubby
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Howzabout Roxy Gangbangs Voters in Bell, CA?
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#493345 - 07/31/10 08:07 AM
Re: Lubby is Grubby
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Porn Fucking Master
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This arrangement would allow the taxpaying citizens of Bell, CA to be the gangangers and the officeholder to be the gangbangee as opposed to the prior arrangement in Bell, CA, which was the exact opposite.
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