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#493076 - 07/27/10 06:14 PM 2 years ago...
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Registered: 11/01/09
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I wrote this two years ago:

Where should I start? Let's start with ADT. Yeah, I joined ADT when I was 17 but I never bragged about it. I think that they had a "how old are you" thread and I just replied there about my age (which at that time was legal by the standards). So someone pretty much calculated and pointed out that I was 17 before and the ADT command decided to block me for legal reason, this is what someone from the ADT forums told me.

A lot of people probably have this idea of me as a fat guy who sits around all day in the mom's basement, eats Hot Pockets, watches enema porn and doodles enema dungeon designs. But the reality is pretty much different. Before, when I joined ADT I had a lot of free time: I passed the GED test but the processing office messed up the paperwork and I received the actual paper 6 months later. During this time I had nothing to do, so I sat home and posted away. Then I joined college and also had part-time job working for a local Staples store selling printers and stuff. Right now I am pretty much busy with my full-time job and part-time school, and I also started to go to the gym seriously - 5 days a week + a food diet.

Education is very important for me because I gotta have a great job that pays well enough so I can live and fund my sideprojects. So far I have an Associate's Degree(applied science), 2 certificates and I am pretty much done with my 3rd certificate program and also working towards my Bachelor's Degree(science). In a couple of months my work experience will be 2 and 1/2 years so I will be looking towards a new job. I also have 1 and 1/2 years of internship experience with 2 different companies. I also plan to achieve the 200 lbs mark soon.

Theres also a number of side projects that I am working on when I have free time. Projects like enema train and secret forrest hideout, as well as the "Moscow House", some of you might know the Moscow House idea if you talked with me thru the AOL/AIM, I mentioned it to couple of people. But the sideprojects that have the top-most priority of mine right now are branding. I did some serious thinking and I decided that branding is a good direction to go, so I am working on a couple of brands that I strongly believ in and eventually want to realize them as things permit me to.

Well, that's about it I guess. I gotta go and take a dump now and go to the gym.



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#493077 - 07/27/10 06:29 PM Re: 2 years ago...
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Registered: 04/14/06
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A lot of people probably have this idea of me as a fat guy who sits around all day in the mom's basement, eats Hot Pockets, watches enema porn and doodles enema dungeon designs. But the reality is pretty much different.




Yeah. He lives in his grandma's basement, eats Chef Boyardee and dollar frozen pizzas, watches tranny porn with or without enemas while designing girl outfits for when he "tucks".

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#493078 - 07/27/10 06:34 PM Re: 2 years ago...
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Dude! Don't reply to mpz. I don't watch tranny videos.

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#493079 - 07/27/10 06:45 PM Re: 2 years ago...
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Registered: 04/14/06
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If you don't watch tranny videos, then you're not the real Panzer.
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#493080 - 07/27/10 08:32 PM Re: 2 years ago...
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Registered: 08/02/03
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Quote:

If you don't watch tranny videos, then you're not the real Panzer.



I am a real Panzer and I don't watch tranny videos. I may watched one for a second but then I IMMEDIATELY looked away from the screen.

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#493081 - 07/27/10 08:32 PM Re: 2 years ago...
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Quote:

Quote:

If you don't watch tranny videos, then you're not the real Panzer.



I am a real Panzer and I don't watch tranny videos. I may watched one for a second but then I IMMEDIATELY looked away from the screen.




I am the REAL panzer.

There were a lot of scenes with Christian XXX. I remember there was a scene were he lost a basketball and then 2 trannies were driving in the Mercedes Benz.

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#493082 - 07/27/10 08:48 PM Re: 2 years ago...
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Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

If you don't watch tranny videos, then you're not the real Panzer.



I am a real Panzer and I don't watch tranny videos. I may watched one for a second but then I IMMEDIATELY looked away from the screen.




I am the REAL panzer.

There were a lot of scenes with Christian XXX. I remember there was a scene were he lost a basketball and then 2 trannies were driving in the Mercedes Benz.



Like I said, it was a hacker that posted that information.

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#493083 - 07/27/10 08:51 PM Re: 2 years ago...
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Quote:

If you don't watch tranny videos, then you're not the real Panzer.



I am a real Panzer and I don't watch tranny videos. I may watched one for a second but then I IMMEDIATELY looked away from the screen.




See, dude. You can't keep your lies straight. Check out the link. 80 tapes. Whole series quoted. Numerous CXXX scenes screened.

And, that's just in the one thread you didn't completely edit [like at ADT].

Honestly, I don't care if you like tranny videos. It doesn't affect me. Enjoy. It seems a logical extension of your enema affinity.

I don't exclude people on their tranny love/participation. I happen to find CXXX humorous, and he's in the damn things. But, part of the reason I can deal with it is that he's at least honest about his sick deviance.

Your problem is that you can't deal with your own tranny watching. So I keep bringing it up. And, I'm gonna keep on referencing it to needle you.

'Fess up. You like chicks only when they have dicks.
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#493084 - 07/27/10 08:54 PM Re: 2 years ago...
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Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

If you don't watch tranny videos, then you're not the real Panzer.



I am a real Panzer and I don't watch tranny videos. I may watched one for a second but then I IMMEDIATELY looked away from the screen.




See, dude. You can't keep your lies straight. Check out the link. 80 tapes. Whole series quoted. Numerous CXXX scenes screened.

And, that's just in the one thread you didn't completely edit [like at ADT].

Honestly, I don't care if you like tranny videos. It doesn't affect me. Enjoy. It seems a logical extension of your enema affinity.

I don't exclude people on their tranny love/participation. I happen to find CXXX humorous, and he's in the damn things. But, part of the reason I can deal with it is that he's at least honest about his sick deviance.

Your problem is that you can't deal with your own tranny watching. So I keep bringing it up. And, I'm gonna keep on referencing it to needle you.

'Fess up. You like chicks only when they have dicks.



Like I said, it was a hacker that posted that information.

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#493085 - 07/27/10 09:02 PM Re: 2 years ago...
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Yeah. And, a hacker posted all of Phlog's gay pics, too.





How come it's taken you a year plus to come up with that lame excuse?

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#493086 - 07/27/10 09:02 PM Re: 2 years ago...
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my account was hacked.

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#493087 - 07/27/10 09:05 PM Re: 2 years ago...
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Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
Quote:

Yeah. And, a hacker posted all of Phlog's gay pics, too.





How come it's taken you a year plus to come up with that lame excuse?





Because I was only informed recently of this information.

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#493088 - 07/27/10 09:05 PM Re: 2 years ago...
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

my account was hacked.




You I believe.
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#493089 - 07/27/10 09:06 PM Re: 2 years ago...
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Registered: 08/02/03
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Quote:

Quote:

my account was hacked.




You I believe.



I never watch tranny videos because they are wrong.

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#493090 - 07/27/10 09:08 PM Re: 2 years ago...
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

my account was hacked.




You I believe.



I never watch tranny videos because they are wrong.




Liar, liar, chick with dick on fire.
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#493091 - 07/28/10 01:51 AM Re: 2 years ago...
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Registered: 04/16/09
Posts: 3703
Loc: Sleeping through my funeral
It would be really really really awesome if you started recording music with jofa.
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#493092 - 07/28/10 05:08 AM Re: 2 years ago...
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

my account was hacked.




You I believe.



I never watch tranny videos because they are wrong.




Liar, liar, chick with dick on fire.




Twice as far with Tranny ATM.
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