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#492751 - 07/25/10 01:23 PM Best Luc Besson movie?
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What's the best Luc Besson movie?
The Big Blue or Atlantis ?

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#492752 - 07/25/10 02:27 PM Re: Best Luc Besson movie?
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The Fifth Element was best.
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#492753 - 07/25/10 02:49 PM Re: Best Luc Besson movie?
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#492754 - 07/25/10 02:50 PM Re: Best Luc Besson movie?
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^^^ fuck yeah, fatty!
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#492755 - 07/25/10 03:21 PM Re: Best Luc Besson movie?
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You would really like the anime "Kodomo no Jikan", Fatty.
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#492756 - 07/25/10 03:30 PM Re: Best Luc Besson movie?
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But only the International Cut.

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#492757 - 07/25/10 03:50 PM Re: Best Luc Besson movie?
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But only the International Cut.




Agreed.
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#492758 - 07/25/10 05:24 PM Re: Best Luc Besson movie?
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I hate Luc Besson movies. French directors always suck.

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#492759 - 07/25/10 09:46 PM Re: Best Luc Besson movie?
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I hate Luc Besson movies. French directors always suck.




Its funny I had 3 Luc Besson movies in my dvd collection and for me to actually buy a DVD means I really like the movie and I never made the connection till I watched the extras on one of the films and they mentioned his other movies.
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#492760 - 07/25/10 10:03 PM Re: Best Luc Besson movie?
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You would really like the anime "Kodomo no Jikan", Fatty.




OK. I found this on youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9vXEmU9jnM

It seems to be the story of the guy in the "Don't stand so close to me" Police song.

Within a minute there are undressed little girls.

And, if that wasn't enough, they even mention it later.





This is actually legal in Japan?!?!?


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#492761 - 07/25/10 10:04 PM Re: Best Luc Besson movie?
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I hate Luc Besson movies. French directors always suck.




Its funny I had 3 Luc Besson movies in my dvd collection and for me to actually buy a DVD means I really like the movie and I never made the connection till I watched the extras on one of the films and they mentioned his other movies.



Well, I'm not laughing.

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#492762 - 07/25/10 10:21 PM Re: Best Luc Besson movie?
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Jesus H motherfuckin' Christ.

She's sucking his finger now!!







What the hell goes on in Japan?!?!? And why do all the characters have white skin and round eyes???


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#492763 - 07/25/10 10:56 PM Re: Best Luc Besson movie?
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I never actually watched that anime because its Lolicon but I heard about it on some anime sites. I can't believe you are watching it. You sick fuck.
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#492764 - 07/26/10 01:09 AM Re: Best Luc Besson movie?
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What the hell goes on in Japan?!?!? And why do all the characters have white skin and round eyes???



pretty much anything goes in japan.they have some funny ideas of what you can do with live eels and fake tentacles on film.the round eye anime style came from them being influenced by early disney stuff.the white skin is because they have pretty pale skin.hitler teamed up with them because he considered them to be the white men of the east.







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#492765 - 07/26/10 01:11 AM Re: Best Luc Besson movie?
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Anime bores me and all the characters look the same.
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#492766 - 07/26/10 01:19 AM Re: Best Luc Besson movie?
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#492767 - 07/26/10 06:51 AM Re: Best Luc Besson movie?
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Anime bores me and all the characters look the same.




Which anime have you watched and was it subbed or dubbed??
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#492768 - 07/26/10 07:25 AM Re: Best Luc Besson movie?
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hitler teamed up with them because he considered them to be the white men of the east.




I thought he teamed up with them in order to give him leverage on Stalin. Didn't work out since the Japs got their butts kicked in 1939 and Hitler decided to cut the Russians in on Poland to keep them off his back.

Himmler thought the Arabs were "whiter" than Slavs, whom they hated [but allied with Romania and Bulgaria anyway].

All the Japanese I knew weren't all that pale, but kind of tan. You'd never confuse their skin with a Swede's or even a Czech's.


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I can't believe you are watching it. You sick fuck.






You said I would like it, so I gave it a try.

I found the naughty cat interesting.



Reminded me of the original Clyde who was big orange, mean and claws as sharp as scalpels.

The little girls thing was too creepy.



Is "Star Blazers" considered anime?? I used to LOVE that show! It was on a Philly UHF channel when I was in college. I actually failed a class because they moved the play time and I stopped going. A time before DVR and even affordable VCRs.

The characters had the same big round eyes, but I think they were white people, at least the names were, except I think the battleship was the great big JAP one the US sank near the end of the war, the Yamato, which I always thought odd. So maybe they were Japs. Not sure if they make them all round eyed and white looking anyway.
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#492769 - 07/26/10 07:56 AM Re: Best Luc Besson movie?
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Yes Starblazers is anime. Its probably the first mainstream anime that was popular in the united states. Although, Starblazers is the name of the dubbed and edited for America version of Japan's "Space Battleship Yamato" . Starblazer was heavily edited to remove more adult oriented material/concepts and to take it down to a more American kid friendly cartoon concept. IIRC, the most editing revolved around violence and murder in the show and some small parts of personal relationships of the main characters on the Argus.
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#492770 - 07/26/10 11:19 AM Re: Best Luc Besson movie?
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Starblazer was heavily edited to remove more adult oriented material/concepts and to take it down to a more American kid friendly cartoon concept.




Interesting.

I really liked it because it was so different ... with major characters dying, flawed heroes and a serialized story that was addicting.

I'm happy if in the editting they took out any references to little girls sucking fingers like cocks, etc.
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#492771 - 07/26/10 11:54 AM Re: Best Luc Besson movie?
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Starblazer was heavily edited to remove more adult oriented material/concepts and to take it down to a more American kid friendly cartoon concept.




Interesting.

I really liked it because it was so different ... with major characters dying, flawed heroes and a serialized story that was addicting.

I'm happy if in the editting they took out any references to little girls sucking fingers like cocks, etc.




Loli isn't all that common but its there. Some people tend to mistake moe for loli but Kodomo no Jikan(Child's Time) is loli.

Japanese anime tends to have some element or story line with a sudden tragedy. There is a sports anime called "Major" that follows the life of a kid from his time as a small child till he is in his late teens/ early 20s. The first episode they Kill off his mother when he's a baby then when he's 5 years old he a cute and determined kid who idolizes his father who is a pitcher for a japanese pro team. They kill off the father as the result of a beaner to the head. He dies at home and the little kid finds the body and spends the morning with it not understanding he's dead.

Peacemaker Kurogane has a very likeable female supporting character get gang raped and murdered. The gang rape is strongly implied and occurs some-what off camera.

Elfen Lied doesn't have one fucking character that doesn't have some seriously tragic shit in their past....torture, murder or sexual abuse to name a few.

Black Lagoon has a story arc of a set of homicidal twins that are the product of the snuff-kiddie porn industry. Not many anime show a tween aged girl getting shot in the head at point blank range or two kids hammer nails into a guys skull and crawling around in his blood.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHIPJDFErT0&feature=related

Tengen Toppa Gurren Laggan kills off a pivotal character in like the 6th episode. He's the leader, heart and spirit of the group. Even the end of the show is on a down note and bitter sweet.

Clannad....christ...The second season actually squeezed a fucking tear out me and I'm practically dead inside.

Thats the great thing about watching anime....your favorite character might just get killed or get royally fucked.
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#492772 - 07/26/10 04:54 PM Re: Best Luc Besson movie?
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Anime bores me and all the characters look the same.




I only watch three...Fullmetal Alchemist, Full Metal Panic! (there's an episode where one of the characters does almost nothing but quote R. Lee Ermey), and Bleach.

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#492773 - 07/26/10 05:29 PM Re: Best Luc Besson movie?
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Anime bores me and all the characters look the same.




I only watch three...Fullmetal Alchemist, Full Metal Panic! (there's an episode where one of the characters does almost nothing but quote R. Lee Ermey), and Bleach.




Full Metal Panic is fucking hilarious. I love the battle suit he makes based off the amusement park mascot. Full Metal Panic Fumoffu is my favorite . I was into Bleach for awhile but the side story arcs were too often and too tedious for me. Have you watched "Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood" yet?? Its supposed to follow the the manga storyline more closely which the original FMA anime really couldn't do since the manga was still incomplete when the anime was being made.
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#492774 - 07/26/10 05:54 PM Re: Best Luc Besson movie?
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been watching gunam00 for a little bit now.i love it.every eps like a long commercial for the model kits.
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