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#492595 - 07/23/10 02:54 PM What is the least painful way to commit suicide?
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Today i realized that i hate how and where my life is going. I have decided to give myself one year and if i cant make my life better then i will end it. What is the least painful way to do so?

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#492596 - 07/23/10 02:55 PM Re: What is the least painful way to commit suicid
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I hear you get a discount if you do it today.
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#492597 - 07/23/10 03:11 PM Re: What is the least painful way to commit suicid
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Carbon Monoxide or Drowning. But both are beneath you. You need to out live granny, so you can spend the $$ she's been hoarding all these years on getting blow jobs from shims under the boardwalk in Brighton Beach.
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#492598 - 07/23/10 03:12 PM Re: What is the least painful way to commit suicide?
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What is the least painful way to do so?



Bottle o pain pills and a pint o booze.


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#492599 - 07/23/10 03:35 PM Re: What is the least painful way to commit suicide?
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What about electricity? Does it hurt?

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#492600 - 07/23/10 03:42 PM Re: What is the least painful way to commit suicide?
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Not if you hang yourself with an extension cord.
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#492601 - 07/23/10 03:43 PM Re: What is the least painful way to commit suicide?
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Try suicide by cop. You get an unloaded gun, BB gun or a toy gun and you find 2 black police officers. You charge them yelling racial slurs then pull your "gun". You won't feel a thing.
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#492602 - 07/23/10 03:49 PM Re: What is the least painful way to commit suicid
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Carbon Monoxide or Drowning. But both are beneath you. You need to out live granny, so you can spend the $$ she's been hoarding all these years on getting blow jobs from shims under the boardwalk in Brighton Beach.




I can't swim.

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#492603 - 07/23/10 03:49 PM Re: What is the least painful way to commit suicide?
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#492604 - 07/23/10 03:51 PM Re: What is the least painful way to commit suicide?
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Ban the imposturd!

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#492605 - 07/23/10 03:56 PM Re: What is the least painful way to commit suicide?
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LOL

Good one MPZ.
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#492606 - 07/23/10 04:22 PM Re: What is the least painful way to commit suicid
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Carbon Monoxide or Drowning. But both are beneath you. You need to out live granny, so you can spend the $$ she's been hoarding all these years on getting blow jobs from shims under the boardwalk in Brighton Beach.




I can't swim.




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#492607 - 07/27/10 03:11 AM Re: What is the least painful way to commit suicid
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Please get immediate psychiatric care, young man.

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#492608 - 07/29/10 06:21 PM Re: What is the least painful way to commit suicid
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Dude definitely not Vicodins. Wrong pill.

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#492609 - 07/31/10 06:57 PM Re: What is the least painful way to commit suicide?
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salt water injection
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