Today i realized that i hate how and where my life is going. I have decided to give myself one year and if i cant make my life better then i will end it. What is the least painful way to do so?
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Carbon Monoxide or Drowning. But both are beneath you. You need to out live granny, so you can spend the $$ she's been hoarding all these years on getting blow jobs from shims under the boardwalk in Brighton Beach.
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Try suicide by cop. You get an unloaded gun, BB gun or a toy gun and you find 2 black police officers. You charge them yelling racial slurs then pull your "gun". You won't feel a thing.
Quote: Carbon Monoxide or Drowning. But both are beneath you. You need to out live granny, so you can spend the $$ she's been hoarding all these years on getting blow jobs from shims under the boardwalk in Brighton Beach.
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Quote: Carbon Monoxide or Drowning. But both are beneath you. You need to out live granny, so you can spend the $$ she's been hoarding all these years on getting blow jobs from shims under the boardwalk in Brighton Beach.
I can't swim.
Hi, Tritone!
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