New Chinese Restaurant Menu... Banzai!!!

A -La - Carte

1. Cream Sum Yung Guy... Women love it
2. Cum Drop Soup ........... Same as above, but no MSG
3. Suc Sum Tit ................. Chef's favorite Luncheon

Suculent Specials

1. Sum Yung Chick....Sweet and delicious
2. Sum Dum Fuc .......Same as #1 but without brains
3. Wong Hong Lo......Chinese sausage with 2 meatballs
4. Suc Mi Pork..........Mostly white meat for light eaters
5. Suc Mi Dork.........Mostly dark meat for big eaters

Dinner Combinations

1.. Goo in Hand..............For those dining alone
2.. Suc Mi Wang............Traditional Chinese sausage
3.. Cum Too Soon..........Order early! These go fast!
4.. Sum Dum Chick........Always a low cost favorite
5.. Fuc Mei Slo..............Takes 2 hours to prepare
6.. Lik Mi Clit................A lip smacking Oriental treat
7.. Goo Wee Chick........No extra charge for sloppy seconds
8.. Yung Poon Tang.......Fresh daily
9.. Too Can Choo..........Includes sausage and fish for two
10.. Wai Too Yung........Not available on school nights
11.. Fuc Sum Now.........Raw fish for those in a hurry
12.. Tung Sum Chick......Chef's Special
13.. Sum Gulp Twat.......Low-cal diet special
14.. Bang Ho Face.........Served sitting down
15.. Bang Ho Butt..........Served with warm oil and jelly
16.. Hoo Flung Poo.......Lobster bibs & raincoats provided

I went to a Chinese-German restaurant last week.

The food was delicious, but an hour later I was hungry again;....for power:)