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#491522 - 07/13/10 01:58 PM TMW's image vault
tmw Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 07/01/10
Posts: 190
Loc: lost..still seaching for where...
Inspired by Fiend and Panzer I like to share my pix too A few pix of me, a few pix I took and a few things I just like ...
door swing


crazy tan lines


just me



before the star tat

glass toy fun

my piercings


before the fourchette

vch and fourchette

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#491523 - 07/13/10 02:06 PM Re: TMW's image vault
tmw Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 07/01/10
Posts: 190
Loc: lost..still seaching for where...
Pix Ive taken ..and a few random funny shots


my oral fixation haha




one hot sausage I wouldnt mind sucking down


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#491524 - 07/13/10 02:11 PM Re: TMW's image vault
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
You have a very hot face. I LOVE your nose.
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#491525 - 07/13/10 02:14 PM Re: TMW's image vault
Fiend Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
She's cute and the slutty-ness is goes a long way to making her even more attractive. In a few of her pics she looks to have a bit of a bobble-head though. The posture collar hides that well.
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#491526 - 07/13/10 02:15 PM Re: TMW's image vault
tmw Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 07/01/10
Posts: 190
Loc: lost..still seaching for where...
Quote:

You have a very hot face. I LOVE your nose.



thanks! I admre your tight body ,it makes me want to workout 5x a week instead of 3-4x
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#491527 - 07/13/10 02:19 PM Re: TMW's image vault
ivorenginedriver Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Great shots. Any time you want to serve me just let me know. Cruel, kind or in-between I am a ladies' choice master. And I love your real women have curves body.


Edited by ivorenginedriver (07/13/10 02:20 PM)

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#491528 - 07/13/10 02:22 PM Re: TMW's image vault
tmw Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 07/01/10
Posts: 190
Loc: lost..still seaching for where...
pix I like



I saw this cloud and had to take a pic thank god for camera phones..








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#491529 - 07/13/10 02:30 PM Re: TMW's image vault
Demonbolloxs Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/25/09
Posts: 89
Quote:








Beautiful pic, and I agree great nose and eyes.
Thank you for sharing.

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#491530 - 07/13/10 02:31 PM Re: TMW's image vault
tmw Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 07/01/10
Posts: 190
Loc: lost..still seaching for where...
thanks IED and Fiend h aha bobble head ... ?
phone app pix I have way to much fun on my droid






mwah






my helmet
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#491531 - 07/13/10 02:33 PM Re: TMW's image vault
tmw Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 07/01/10
Posts: 190
Loc: lost..still seaching for where...
Demonbolloxs Thanks for looking!
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#491532 - 07/13/10 02:45 PM Re: TMW's image vault
Uncle Joe Offline
Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
more anal shots

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#491533 - 07/13/10 03:09 PM Re: TMW's image vault
Fiend Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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#491534 - 07/13/10 03:12 PM Re: TMW's image vault
tmw Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 07/01/10
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Quote:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobblehead



hahahaha hmmmm I pretty sure I don't have an over sized head ? haha
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#491535 - 07/13/10 03:21 PM Re: TMW's image vault
tmw Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 07/01/10
Posts: 190
Loc: lost..still seaching for where...


I may not have a big head but I'm always in desperate need of a good disciplining spank spank haha
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#491536 - 07/13/10 03:30 PM Re: TMW's image vault
99% Fiction Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
The taint gotta be a tough piercing, why?

Is that jizz you are squirting into your mouth w/ the syringe?

What is your favorite form of punishment?

ThrockMorton is a lucky fuck.

I'll second Panzer's request for more anal pics.
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#491537 - 07/13/10 04:22 PM Re: TMW's image vault
the unknown pervert Offline
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
This may be the first time in XPT history we have to thank Panzer for inspiring anything.
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#491538 - 07/13/10 04:36 PM Re: TMW's image vault
Fiend Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Quote:

This may be the first time in XPT history we have to thank Panzer for inspiring anything.




What did he inspire??
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#491539 - 07/13/10 04:37 PM Re: TMW's image vault
99% Fiction Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
Credit Fiend the OD, Original Dumper.
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#491540 - 07/13/10 05:03 PM Re: TMW's image vault
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Thanks for posting the pictures. It shoots the bottom out of saying "tits or gtfo".

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#491541 - 07/13/10 05:11 PM Re: TMW's image vault
tmw Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 07/01/10
Posts: 190
Loc: lost..still seaching for where...


Quote:

Credit Fiend the OD, Original Dumper.



Hmmm in my original post I did? ? So weird I thanked Fiend and even pmd him asking if it was cool to do an image dump like him. .. I thanked Panzer because after he did one too I was like what the hell ill do one too. ..
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#491542 - 07/13/10 05:12 PM Re: TMW's image vault
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Damn !
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#491543 - 07/13/10 05:20 PM Re: TMW's image vault
ivorenginedriver Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Throckie has shot the bottom out of that old saw and rocketed past GiGi, too.

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#491544 - 07/13/10 05:22 PM Re: TMW's image vault
Fiend Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Quote:



Quote:

Credit Fiend the OD, Original Dumper.



Hmmm in my original post I did? ? So weird I thanked Fiend and even pmd him asking if it was cool to do an image dump like him. .. I thanked Panzer because after he did one too I was like what the hell ill do one too. ..




I never got a PM but I don't care if you make your own thread and even if I did you should have done it anyway.

Panzer did irritate me though but only becasue he is wasting oxygen by breathing and he made a thread and then didn't fucking post any images in it for like 2 days. Fucking retard.
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#491545 - 07/13/10 05:24 PM Re: TMW's image vault
Fiend Offline
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Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Quote:

Throckie has shot the bottom out of that old saw and rocketed past GiGi, too.




Whoa there fuck stick. Gigi had more going for her than just posting some personal photos and nudes. Have some fucking respect.
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#491546 - 07/13/10 06:28 PM Re: TMW's image vault
Sho'nuff Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/08/08
Posts: 554
Loc: Wash D.C.
Quote:

Whoa there fuck stick. Gigi had more going for her than just posting some personal photos and nudes. Have some fucking respect.




This.

While I am admiring TMW's bone structure and penchant for tonsil hugging the knob she will have to develop a bit of longevity before she reaches Gigi status.
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#491547 - 07/13/10 07:11 PM Re: TMW's image vault
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Posts: 3576
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Depends on what one values. I enjoy Throckie's flaunting of her sexual prowess. Now GiGi stayed a long time and her posts were interesting, but she was rather modest compared to Throckie. I prefer Throckie's big splash and my fuckstick works just fine, thank you.

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#491548 - 07/13/10 08:21 PM Re: TMW's image vault
wannacorndog Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
Quote:

Depends on what one values. I enjoy Throckie's flaunting of her sexual prowess. Now GiGi stayed a long time and her posts were interesting, but she was rather modest compared to Throckie. I prefer Throckie's big splash and my fuckstick works just fine, thank you.




No one cares what you value or what you enjoy.Your pathetic.Go kill yourself.
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#491549 - 07/13/10 08:32 PM Re: TMW's image vault
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
In the distance, I hear the drums.

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#491550 - 07/13/10 08:38 PM Re: TMW's image vault
ivorenginedriver Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
I paint what I see. If you don't like it, go fuck yourself.

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#491551 - 07/14/10 12:37 AM Re: TMW's image vault
dr.feelgood Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 06/13/10
Posts: 36
Quote:

You have a very hot face. I LOVE your nose.




A perfect ALL NATURAL nose and angelic facial anatomy any plastic surgeon would be envious in achieving on a patient I always tell her

TM

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#491552 - 07/14/10 12:43 AM Re: TMW's image vault
dr.feelgood Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 06/13/10
Posts: 36
Quote:

The taint gotta be a tough piercing, why?

Is that jizz you are squirting into your mouth w/ the syringe?

What is your favorite form of punishment?

ThrockMorton is a lucky fuck.

I'll second Panzer's request for more anal pics.




YES!... I am the lucky fuck

TM

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#491553 - 07/14/10 12:51 AM Re: TMW's image vault
dr.feelgood Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 06/13/10
Posts: 36
N some of you pervs thought she had a dick?? LMFAO!

TM

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#491554 - 07/14/10 06:36 AM Re: TMW's image vault
99% Fiction Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
Only thing for sure is nothing's for sure.
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#491555 - 07/14/10 08:46 AM Re: TMW's image vault
Fiend Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Quote:

N some of you pervs thought she had a dick?? LMFAO!

TM




She does, You. The more you post the less attractive she gets.
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#491556 - 07/14/10 09:04 AM Re: TMW's image vault
dr.feelgood Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 06/13/10
Posts: 36
Your just a jealous fuck... get over it moron...

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#491557 - 07/14/10 09:08 AM Re: TMW's image vault
Fiend Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Quote:

Your just a jealous fuck... get over it moron...




Lulz!!
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#491558 - 07/14/10 07:40 PM Re: TMW's image vault
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Fiend that little tic-tac gif avatar works great for you.

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#491559 - 07/14/10 07:49 PM Re: TMW's image vault
cqd Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
I always thought it was a pill doing tai-chi.

Oh, did you check the other thread to see if I got your song right?


Edited by conquistador (07/14/10 07:50 PM)
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#491560 - 07/14/10 08:01 PM Re: TMW's image vault
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Conq, you got it exactly.

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#491561 - 07/14/10 08:09 PM Re: TMW's image vault
Fenris Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/15/08
Posts: 741
Loc: The Great White Frozen Fucking...
Pretty damned intruiging and daring this series of photos... What hospital ward do you work in TMW?

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#491562 - 07/14/10 08:24 PM Re: TMW's image vault
Fiend Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Quote:

Fiend that little tic-tac gif avatar works great for you.




I was thinking about changing it but can't find anything worthwhile to replace it.
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#491563 - 07/14/10 08:32 PM Re: TMW's image vault
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

Quote:

Fiend that little tic-tac gif avatar works great for you.




I was thinking about changing it but can't find anything worthwhile to replace it.




Don't change it until you are certain. I was serious.

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#491564 - 07/16/10 12:20 AM Re: TMW's image vault
tmw Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 07/01/10
Posts: 190
Loc: lost..still seaching for where...
Quote:

The taint gotta be a tough piercing, why? I love it!!It wasn't that bad it felt fucking good!! haha Its like having a second clit ,it makes it so sensitive and as a bonus its a lil cock stroker ,I hear its like the feeling of a tongue ring on your cock.

Is that jizz you are squirting into your mouth w/ the syringe?I wish!It was taken for Tm , we have a little bet going on and plan on getting a similar pic with real cum in the near future ^_^

What is your favorite form of punishment?
Tie me up ,tease me ,paddle me ,mm love the cat put a gag ball in my dirty lil mouth and ell me how naughty I've been Daddy hehe :P
ThrockMorton is a lucky fuck.Thanks!I'm lucky to have him <3

I'll second Panzer's request for more anal pics. hahah nice





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#491565 - 07/16/10 12:26 AM Re: TMW's image vault
tmw Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 07/01/10
Posts: 190
Loc: lost..still seaching for where...
Quote:

Pretty damned intruiging and daring this series of photos... What hospital ward do you work in TMW?





Thanks! I'm in the fast track/urgent care ...emergency fast pace adrenaline pumping "ward" I've been bed side but its just not as fun ,The only fun part about bedside is shaving balls at 5am preping for surgeries lol I love waking a guy up with the sound of an electric razor in the am ;p seriously though I really love my job...foleys..enemas..small surgeries.. foreign objects stuck in places they "don't belong" haha i have way too much fun!
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#491566 - 07/18/10 11:13 AM Re: TMW's image vault
tmw Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 07/01/10
Posts: 190
Loc: lost..still seaching for where...
A lady came in and said she got a "tequila bottle top stuck up her " so we set up for the pelvic exam and the Dr. does a manual sticks her hand in there and pushes on her tummy in search for this little bottle top and the nurse assisting is standing by to hand the Dr. what she may need and as soon as the Dr. removes her hand and puts a little pressure the giant glass top comes flying out and plummets to the floor ..bouncing ..clunk clunk clunk hahaha.sure enough the next day the nurses had bought the tequila so they could ummm share what the bottle looked like lmao I'm sure they all went home and tried the tequila out hahahaha









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#491567 - 07/18/10 11:26 AM Re: TMW's image vault
cqd Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795


Keep posting stuff like this!
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#491568 - 07/18/10 11:56 PM Re: TMW's image vault
John Floofin Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Hello TMW, long time first time here, as far as you're concerned. A belated welcome to you and your whorish ways. Stick around, I'll make it worth your while.

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#491569 - 07/19/10 06:55 AM Re: TMW's image vault
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Geez Floofin wipe the slobber off your face !
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#491570 - 07/19/10 11:03 AM Re: TMW's image vault
tmw Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 07/01/10
Posts: 190
Loc: lost..still seaching for where...
Lmao oh yeah???? mmmmm drool yummy hahaha : p thanks for the welcome!
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#491571 - 07/19/10 06:42 PM Re: TMW's image vault
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
You are going to well here !
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#491572 - 07/21/10 01:57 AM Re: TMW's image vault
Uncle Joe Offline
Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
Show the close-ups of yer toes!

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#491573 - 08/08/10 07:21 PM Re: TMW's image vault
tmw Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 07/01/10
Posts: 190
Loc: lost..still seaching for where...
Testing out pasting a photobucket image on my cellphone
..
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#491574 - 08/08/10 08:50 PM Re: TMW's image vault
frankie fatale Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
Quote:

Show the close-ups of yer toes!




jesus youre weird.
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#491575 - 08/08/10 09:18 PM Re: TMW's image vault
wannacorndog Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
Quote:

Testing out pasting a photobucket image on my cellphone
..




Nice looking ass
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#491576 - 08/08/10 09:40 PM Re: TMW's image vault
tmw Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 07/01/10
Posts: 190
Loc: lost..still seaching for where...
Thank you thank you new jeans I got them from s chick at work they were to small for. .when i was trying them on i had to take pix hehe.
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#491577 - 08/09/10 02:06 AM Re: TMW's image vault
ivorenginedriver Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
I second that emotion.

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#491578 - 08/09/10 12:01 PM Re: TMW's image vault
dr.feelgood Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 06/13/10
Posts: 36
I'll be tapp'n that ass tonight...

Throck

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#491579 - 08/09/10 01:56 PM Re: TMW's image vault
farewell and adieu Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
Wish I saw this earlier. I tried to shove a bottle of the same tequila up in my pussy once when I was like 18 but it wouldn't fit. It's huge
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#491580 - 08/09/10 05:28 PM Re: TMW's image vault
††† Offline
Pervert

Registered: 11/01/09
Posts: 2141

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#491581 - 08/10/10 12:30 AM Re: TMW's image vault
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
I love nurses, even more than I love slutty morally bankrupt whores-for-hire who will allow me to jerk off into their mouths for a few measly dollars. nurses fucking rule....they really have the most genuinely perverted (in a good way) outlooks on how a relationship should go....

For much of my life, I have kept things simple and fresh by keeping a select group of escorts/strippers on speed dial and establishing win-win relationships with these whores, getting my cum gobbled when the mood hits me for a price that is reasonable and appropriate. This has allowed me to remain unfettered in life and to be as happy as someone in my circumstances can be....

for the past 20+ years since College however, I have had a handful of "normal" conventional relationships (four), none of which lasted more than a year and change....3 of the four relationships were with nursey nurses (and earlier this year I had a brief, weird 6 week fling with a nurse in Atlantic City who, while being an enthusiastic cum gobbler, wound up barfing on my wheelchair footrsts one evening after drinking 2 bottles of ridiculously OVER-priced wine at the Tropicana's gourmet nightmare Wellingtons....)

I would do just about anything, even Pay her anything, to get a shot at this ridiculously hott healthcare worker known as throck martins whore. Holy HOLY shiiiit is she sploogerific....

NAME your price tmw, I will hire you as my own private caregiver....you have never been lovingly degraded by a patient until you work a shift with ME as your patient.

So when can I expect you?
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#491582 - 08/10/10 04:05 AM Re: TMW's image vault
ivorenginedriver Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
An indecent proposal?

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#491583 - 08/10/10 06:16 AM Re: TMW's image vault
dr.feelgood Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 06/13/10
Posts: 36
Quote:

I love nurses, even more than I love slutty morally bankrupt whores-for-hire who will allow me to jerk off into their mouths for a few measly dollars. nurses fucking rule....they really have the most genuinely perverted (in a good way) outlooks on how a relationship should go....

For much of my life, I have kept things simple and fresh by keeping a select group of escorts/strippers on speed dial and establishing win-win relationships with these whores, getting my cum gobbled when the mood hits me for a price that is reasonable and appropriate. This has allowed me to remain unfettered in life and to be as happy as someone in my circumstances can be....

for the past 20+ years since College however, I have had a handful of "normal" conventional relationships (four), none of which lasted more than a year and change....3 of the four relationships were with nursey nurses (and earlier this year I had a brief, weird 6 week fling with a nurse in Atlantic City who, while being an enthusiastic cum gobbler, wound up barfing on my wheelchair footrsts one evening after drinking 2 bottles of ridiculously OVER-priced wine at the Tropicana's gourmet nightmare Wellingtons....)

I would do just about anything, even Pay her anything, to get a shot at this ridiculously hott healthcare worker known as throck martins whore. Holy HOLY shiiiit is she sploogerific....

NAME your price tmw, I will hire you as my own private caregiver....you have never been lovingly degraded by a patient until you work a shift with ME as your patient.

So when can I expect you?




Hey gimpy... you shoud be asking Doc Throck for HIS permission FIRST before rambling your perverted oxycontin induced nursing mouth off about my personal cumwhore... besides she doesn't need to be inticed by your cum stained $$$ into your deviant sexual nursing perversions of pediatric enemas... 6 French foley catheters and bed pans... I take good care of my fuckdoll in all ways... pipe down gimp... go snort some benzodiazepines because if you ever end up in my ER as my patient... I'll be performing experimental rectal prodcedures on your lame ass without anesthesia even if you've been assesed for only a hangnail... got it wheel boy

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#491584 - 08/10/10 08:54 AM Re: TMW's image vault
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inticed?

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#491585 - 08/10/10 09:03 AM Re: TMW's image vault
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Enticed... long night

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#491586 - 08/10/10 01:38 PM Re: TMW's image vault
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wow.now i see why this is in the cage.good jondra too.
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#491587 - 08/10/10 08:23 PM Re: TMW's image vault
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Hey gimpy... you shoud be asking Doc Throck for HIS permission FIRST before... bzjizut... gjzubitub... ummmm... errr... umm... retch...

MOMMY!!! Make the mean cripple STOOOOOOP!!!!!!





Oh, this one's gonna be fun...

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#491588 - 08/10/10 10:09 PM Re: TMW's image vault
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Wish I saw this earlier. I tried to shove a bottle of the same tequila up in my pussy once when I was like 18 but it wouldn't fit. It's huge



Now would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?
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#491589 - 08/18/10 01:07 PM Re: TMW's image vault
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Got bangs fer my bday yesterday


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#491590 - 08/18/10 07:46 PM Re: TMW's image vault
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I like it. Your eyes are very nice.



I had a drop dead gorgeous nurse 2 days after my surgery, just on her shift she nursed my ass back to health. She had me cleaned up, new everything, up walking. She was as pretty as she could be, too, little red head darling.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy

And, belated happy birthday!


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#491591 - 08/18/10 08:21 PM Re: TMW's image vault
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Lol. Gag factor pose? Haha Thanks!
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#491592 - 08/19/10 08:29 PM Re: TMW's image vault
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Hahaha reason for visit ...interpretation please : p
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#491593 - 08/19/10 09:03 PM Re: TMW's image vault
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Tell her you aren't fixing her rancid clit until she learns hablar some fucking English
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#491594 - 08/19/10 09:18 PM Re: TMW's image vault
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Using the powers of Google I think it reads that her clit has born grain. I guess that's Mexican for Yeast Infection.

I prefer the powers of being a shit head, which yields the following: My clit tastes like Nachos.
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#491595 - 08/19/10 09:51 PM Re: TMW's image vault
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a less common meaning for nacido is pimple or pustule which seems to make more sense here.

Now, somebody just needs to translate "Have you ever worked with Brandon Irons?" into Spanish, since that is the first step in working up any condition like this.
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#491596 - 08/20/10 11:42 AM Re: TMW's image vault
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Lmao I'm cracking up! I used Google translator too and was like wtf? ???? Haha the pimple thing makes so much more sense haha that's one nasty taco!
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#491597 - 08/24/10 11:54 AM Re: TMW's image vault
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mmmmmm now thats a huge italian meaty sausage hehe

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#491598 - 08/24/10 01:01 PM Re: TMW's image vault
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Lets see some more pics of that hot dumper. I need something to make me smile.
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#491599 - 08/24/10 01:43 PM Re: TMW's image vault
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Nice.

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#491600 - 08/24/10 10:09 PM Re: TMW's image vault
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Thanks and just put another in the ass thread
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#491601 - 08/25/10 02:07 AM Re: TMW's image vault
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mmmmmm now thats a huge italian meaty sausage hehe






This is for Charin... pics n it did happen

TM

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#491602 - 08/25/10 02:58 AM Re: TMW's image vault
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And, TMW
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#491603 - 08/25/10 11:15 AM Re: TMW's image vault
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And, TMW





hahahahaha love it deep haha
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#491604 - 08/25/10 11:35 AM Re: TMW's image vault
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new tongue ring now I have a cock in my mouth at all times hehe




Daddys lil slut fuckdoll lol waiting fer TM ;P


Edited by tmw (08/25/10 12:08 PM)
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#491605 - 08/26/10 10:34 AM Re: TMW's image vault
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hi nurse tmw, since we're both in OC i'm wondering if this weekend you're free to help me attempt to recreate the circumstances surrounding David Carradine's death.

i dated a nurse once, real handy. she'd put me on a saline drip for bad hangovers (are you listening charin) and that worked wonders. from over-methadoned ray liotta zombie back to asperger's george clooney in like 4-5 hours. later i found out she didn't necessarily work at that hospital, that ended the deal.

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#491606 - 08/26/10 01:09 PM Re: TMW's image vault
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Fucking kinky my friend lol, flattering. ..I am into light asphyxiation play but unfortunately I'm not a Thai Hooker hahaha lol I'm strictly throcks dirty whore
Oh and nothing is better than rehydration after drinking but you can prevent all that by drinking tons of water to prep before drinking than do Gatorade the day after for the electrolytes tylenol before drinking is good too
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#491607 - 08/26/10 01:21 PM Re: TMW's image vault
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Fucking kinky my friend lol, flattering. ..I am into light asphyxiation play but unfortunately I'm not a Thai Hooker hahaha lol I'm strictly throcks dirty whore
Oh and nothing is better than rehydration after drinking but you can prevent all that by drinking tons of water to prep before drinking than do Gatorade the day after for the electrolytes tylenol before drinking is good too




I'd like to hear if your significant other agrees with those recs.

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#491608 - 08/26/10 02:15 PM Re: TMW's image vault
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Tylenol before drinking is horrible. Look it up. Lots of issues with tylenol, drinking and bad liver damage.
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#491609 - 08/26/10 02:56 PM Re: TMW's image vault
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Tylenol before drinking is horrible. Look it up. Lots of issues with tylenol, drinking and bad liver damage.



your right its hard on your liver ..alcohol is too but it does prevent a hang over? People have said vitamin b helps too but I've never tried it? Hydrating yourself is the best thing and fresh air the next day
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#491610 - 08/26/10 02:59 PM Re: TMW's image vault
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Smoking a joint is the best hangover cure.
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#491611 - 08/26/10 03:12 PM Re: TMW's image vault
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straight back to the booze does the job to get through 4-6 hrs but this product may be habit forming.
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#491612 - 08/26/10 03:31 PM Re: TMW's image vault
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Tylenol before drinking is horrible. Look it up. Lots of issues with tylenol, drinking and bad liver damage.




The tons of water ain't a great idea if you are a beer person either. Not as bad if you like hard liquor and substitute a few glasses for "tons", though.

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#491613 - 08/26/10 04:32 PM Re: TMW's image vault
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tylenol before drinking is good too




Yeah. Lou, remember what we were discussing the other day?

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#491614 - 08/26/10 04:43 PM Re: TMW's image vault
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it's back in the realm of possibility that it could be elabo trolling for cock, isn't it?.
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#491615 - 08/26/10 04:48 PM Re: TMW's image vault
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Yeah. No nurse/whore or Whore Nurse would make that mistake.

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#491616 - 08/26/10 04:50 PM Re: TMW's image vault
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Of course, the only pics he's probably gotten are from Chuck & Ivor, so even that's a FAIL.

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#491617 - 08/26/10 05:00 PM Re: TMW's image vault
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Yeah. No nurse/whore or Whore Nurse would make that mistake.




I'm not much into board personas, but I don't think she's ever claimed to be an RN?

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#491618 - 08/26/10 05:16 PM Re: TMW's image vault
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I don't think she's ever claimed to be an RN?




EY:



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#491619 - 08/26/10 06:02 PM Re: TMW's image vault
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Nurses Aids and LPNs call themselves nurses too and are much more common in urgent care centers that may only have one RN on staff and may have no physician at all (depending on size and location).

Just like I don't think any radiologist is still tickled by the positive Throck Morton sign past their second year of medical school (as opposed to the average radiology tech).


P.S. The water thing more frequently causes problems than the Tylenol thing.


Edit: By the way, I wasn't breaking balls. I'm glad to think we have a few more women on here. I was just procrastinating and posting randomly looking for any excuse not to mow the lawn.



Edited by E.Y.Davis (08/26/10 06:34 PM)
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#491620 - 08/26/10 07:43 PM Re: TMW's image vault
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Good thing you weren't busting balls because some of us RADIOLOGISTS still have a sense of humor about pts films n their medical problems... btw TMW is an RN... n tylenol is fine at a low dose prior to alcohol consumption as long as ur not contraindicating it with other liver enzymatic drugs.

TM

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#491621 - 08/26/10 07:54 PM Re: TMW's image vault
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Good thing you weren't busting balls because some of us RADIOLOGISTS still have a sense of humor about pts films n their medical problems... btw TMW is an RN... n tylenol is fine at a low dose prior to alcohol consumption as long as ur not contraindicating it with other liver enzymatic drugs.

TM




And that's a good thing why exactly?

When you're done with that explain what a "liver enzymatic drug" is, if "contraindicating it" is supposed to be the same thing as "contraindicated by", if any undefined "low dose" of Tylenol is fine with any amount of alcohol, and why you avoided the "tons of water" comment. That should keep Google and Wikipedia websites tied up for a while.

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#491622 - 08/26/10 07:56 PM Re: TMW's image vault
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Quote:

Good thing you weren't busting balls because some of us RADIOLOGISTS still have a sense of humor about pts films n their medical problems... btw TMW is an RN... n tylenol is fine at a low dose prior to alcohol consumption as long as ur not contraindicating it with other liver enzymatic drugs.

TM





And that's a good thing why exactly?


When you're done with that explain what a "liver enzymatic drug" is, if "contraindicating it" is supposed to be the same thing as "contraindicated by", if any undefined "low dose" of Tylenol is fine with any amount of alcohol, and why you avoided the "tons of water" comment. That should keep Google and Wikipedia websites tied up for a while.






It's going to be a fun night...

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#491623 - 08/26/10 08:07 PM Re: TMW's image vault
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Ibuprofen or aspirin is where it's at, if your stomach can take it.

Last time I checked they can poke a hole in your gut and vent what used to be your stomach. If you lose your liver...not so much. No acetaminophen for me.

Fluids are important in a hangover situation- we checked in a friend of ours w/ possible alcohol poisoning and they hooked her up to a saline drip (after she got finished puking the ipecac) Next day she was chipper and we felt like ass. She ate three times as much as me at the Waffle House the following morning, and I was only eating for survival.

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#491624 - 08/26/10 08:13 PM Re: TMW's image vault
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Its amazing how fucking stupid you guys are you really still think I'm a guy? Wtf is your problem? So your trying to tell me your going to get liver damage by taking s low fucking dose of tylenol before you drink? So your saying when you have a hangover the following day and you have a headache and take tylenol that's going to be ok? But taking it the night before is life threatening? I'm a nurse I'm a women and you can all go fuck yourselves ...I'm tired of coming on here trying to have s good time and you fags,Calling me a man? Sorry to disappointed you but I'm not ...and you would think that would be obvious by the pictures I've shared and posted of myself?
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#491625 - 08/26/10 08:13 PM Re: TMW's image vault
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A joint, 5mg valium, and a few beers will get you back where you want to be. Good enough on a Sunday to get some food down and start tapering off. I used to be able to get drunk 5 times in a weekend without ever having a hangover.
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#491626 - 08/26/10 08:13 PM Re: TMW's image vault
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Quote:



It's going to be a fun night...





not unless he's a fast typer, I was just sitting down to get caught up on the last 2 weeks of this season of Mad Men and wanted to get to bed before midnight. Might have to revisit this later.


P.S. Bornyo left an important clue to the water thing, but why help the other side of an argument? Oh yeah, 'cause it is fun!
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#491627 - 08/26/10 08:17 PM Re: TMW's image vault
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Calling me a man?




Elaborator's a man?

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#491628 - 08/26/10 08:18 PM Re: TMW's image vault
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Important - I am a hypoglycemic alcoholic, which means alcohol is not a downer for me. It's an upper. Sugar shot + satisfy addiction = zoom. Or, used to be.
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#491629 - 08/26/10 08:23 PM Re: TMW's image vault
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Call me naive, but I'm not a TMW naysayer.

I have enough old relatives to know hospitals toss around Tylenol-3's like frisbees, and it is absolutley the worst thing you can do to a liver.

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#491630 - 08/26/10 08:25 PM Re: TMW's image vault
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I think everybody is troll and/or an alt.
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#491631 - 08/26/10 08:40 PM Re: TMW's image vault
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Hey jb go fuck urself.... ur retarded... n I got more important things to do than argue w ur dumbass... I'm outta here

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#491632 - 08/26/10 08:48 PM Re: TMW's image vault
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I was right.

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#491633 - 08/26/10 08:53 PM Re: TMW's image vault
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JB, tmw is not an alt. Hey tmw, pm me for when you'd like to meet and we will post pics from our upcoming shopping extravaganza.
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#491634 - 08/26/10 08:54 PM Re: TMW's image vault
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You jackholes better not run another girl off from this place

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#491635 - 08/26/10 08:55 PM Re: TMW's image vault
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Quote:

I was right.




You mean I postponed Mad Men for this???

I was all ready for round two since Charin lobbed that softball scenario over the plate that made for a great urgent care question not so easily discovered with a google search.

This is still The Cage isn't it?


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#491636 - 08/26/10 08:59 PM Re: TMW's image vault
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You jackholes better not run another girl off from this place




I can only speak for myself, but I don't think anybody wanted to run her off. I thought we were just playin in the cage. I don't think it was mean spirited, was it? Didn't every "fake XPT lawyer" go through the same type of hazing?

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#491637 - 08/26/10 08:59 PM Re: TMW's image vault
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Charin is the only person who can get a DUI just drinking at home.
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#491638 - 08/26/10 09:03 PM Re: TMW's image vault
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I can only speak for myself, but I don't think anybody wanted to run her off. I thought we were just playin in the cage. I don't think it was mean spirited, was it? Didn't every "fake XPT lawyer" go through the same type of hazing?





Nobody good is really accepted anymore until they're accused of being an alt. Ask Brandy_J. Bonus: now we get pics of the new whore and Gia together.

Besides, the only one I was really messing with was Elaborator.

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#491639 - 08/26/10 09:30 PM Re: TMW's image vault
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btw TMW is an RN... n tylenol is fine at a low dose prior to alcohol consumption as long as ur not contraindicating it with other liver enzymatic drugs.




if i want contraindication and interaction advice i'll contact dr. jamesn



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#491640 - 08/26/10 10:15 PM Re: TMW's image vault
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Call me naive, but I'm not a TMW naysayer.

I have enough old relatives to know hospitals toss around Tylenol-3's like frisbees, and it is absolutley the worst thing you can do to a liver.




They should try fentanyl patches.
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#491641 - 08/28/10 10:17 AM Re: TMW's image vault
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Quote:

You jackholes better not run another girl off from this place




i'll take the blame on this. even though there were plenty of flags in the air i should have just shut it and let things play out - or not. even if i was going to stick with my theory that it's a mod on a peen hunt i'm pretty bulletproof because i sent elabo cawk pics like 3 yrs ago.

sorry tmw.
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#491642 - 08/28/10 10:30 AM Re: TMW's image vault
Anonymous
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Meh, Lou, I'm just as much to blame on the instigating department. but, honestly, I think it was E.Y. shutting them down on the medical that ripped the bottom of the hull out.

Fuck, I don't know. It's a strange weekend, even by my standards. East Village bartenders are about to openly revolt. I'm about to hold a counter-block-party bbq just to annoy the neighbors. ugg.

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#491643 - 08/28/10 11:04 AM Re: TMW's image vault
Anonymous
Unregistered


Got my weber grill back. Look the fuck out. Steak.

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#491644 - 08/28/10 01:29 PM Re: TMW's image vault
tmw Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 07/01/10
Posts: 190
Loc: lost..still seaching for where...
I'm not sure why I even care ...I guess because its just my nature? I had some good times on the board the little time I was here.I'll miss those who were nice to me and I'm really not sure why It was so hard to believe I'm a girl or a nurse? I posted pix of myself of a " green " as we call it at work of a patient saying they had a nasty clit problem Lol and just wanted to come on here and have some fun being myself. I'm real. And don't feel like having to defend myself everytime I come here? I was told some rules of " fight club" but I have way to much shit going on in real life to come On here to get harassed so I guess I'm saying goodbye
xo
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#491645 - 08/28/10 01:33 PM Re: TMW's image vault
Fiend Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Guyz, this is why we can't have nice things!!
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#491646 - 08/28/10 01:48 PM Re: TMW's image vault
Crocodile Offline
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Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
Quote:

I'm not sure why I even care ...I guess because its just my nature? I had some good times on the board the little time I was here.I'll miss those who were nice to me and I'm really not sure why It was so hard to believe I'm a girl or a nurse? I posted pix of myself of a " green " as we call it at work of a patient saying they had a nasty clit problem Lol and just wanted to come on here and have some fun being myself. I'm real. And don't feel like having to defend myself everytime I come here? I was told some rules of " fight club" but I have way to much shit going on in real life to come On here to get harassed so I guess I'm saying goodbye
xo





Bye!
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#491647 - 08/28/10 02:29 PM Re: TMW's image vault
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
You guys suck. You really do. And you wonder why this place is packed with ivorenginedrivel and his ilk.
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#491648 - 08/28/10 02:40 PM Re: TMW's image vault
Fiend Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Quote:

You guys suck. You really do. And you wonder why this place is packed with ivorenginedrivel and his ilk.




Please list names of the "ilk".
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#491649 - 08/28/10 02:40 PM Re: TMW's image vault
E.Y.Davis Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
Quote:

I'm not sure why I even care ...I guess because its just my nature? I had some good times on the board the little time I was here.I'll miss those who were nice to me and I'm really not sure why It was so hard to believe I'm a girl or a nurse? I posted pix of myself of a " green " as we call it at work of a patient saying they had a nasty clit problem Lol and just wanted to come on here and have some fun being myself. I'm real. And don't feel like having to defend myself everytime I come here? I was told some rules of " fight club" but I have way to much shit going on in real life to come On here to get harassed so I guess I'm saying goodbye
xo





Well, I don't want to see you go and I'm sorry if what I said precipitated a rough exchange. So I apologize.

But you had just one hard time with some of those good times, and no permanent injury was done, right? Maybe a hard time is all it took for everybody to back off a bit? Maybe this hard time was the best thing that happened for you to get people to accept who you are?

Not that I think it made it any better for you, but I don't think it was ever really about giving you a hard time anyway. Besides, everyone here, including me, has had more than their fair share of rough exchanges (especially in The Cage).

So stick around, or come back after a hiatus, but maybe leave the questionable medical advice at the urgent care clinic where we all expect it to be, and not a porn board where standards are just a tad higher.





Edited by E.Y.Davis (08/28/10 02:47 PM)
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#491650 - 08/28/10 02:53 PM Re: TMW's image vault
Fiend Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
I just think this is kind of funny but only because no one has sent me a PM yet blaming me for chasing away another one.
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#491651 - 08/28/10 02:58 PM Re: TMW's image vault
Bornyo Offline
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I hope she comes back. The Doc can tag along if he must.

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#491652 - 08/28/10 10:12 PM Re: TMW's image vault
Anonymous
Unregistered


Fuck. TMW: I'm sorry. Read my sig; it describes my weekend completely. Don't take me seriously. No one thinks you're a man or an alt.

FWIW, for my first few months, people thought I was The Fatman.

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#491653 - 08/28/10 11:56 PM Re: TMW's image vault
99% Fiction Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
I don't care if it's a Pecker Checker or the actual broad, I just wanna see some more pics of pierced taint, on a chick. Quit cluttering an Image Vault with this yappin. Fucking Clowns.
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#491654 - 08/29/10 12:02 AM Re: TMW's image vault
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
I think she will be back. Those of us who believe are fanatical and I think she appreciates that.

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#491655 - 08/30/10 12:20 AM Re: TMW's image vault
Mark_J Offline
Pervert

Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
Quote:

Maybe this hard time was the best thing that happened for you to get people to accept who you are?




acceptance.. since when are BJ and insertion pics not enough.? and the frequency of emoticons, hee-hee's and LOL's were enough girlspeak to convince me she was female, or at least a male that might as well start hormone therapy because what's he waiting for.

granted, nobody could've predicted aspirin as the one obscure thing that would bring down the house of cards, and i submit for "tylenol" to be added to the banlist right under donny.

other hand, as soon as the boyfriend began trying to defend her honor it was like an egg timer started on impending tragedy and the beautiful TMW dream would end anyway, but a few extra minutes would've been nice. tandem couples posting is always a stiff tightrope very few ever managed to cross: monkey & sammura, gia & tony, and perhaps most famously Pretty & Dirty Deadz- theirs was an angelic waltz. her oblivious to the world around her, him immune to the scorn of the FBI after the disappearances of females from truck stop parking lots up and down I-95. they were golden.



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#491656 - 08/30/10 09:55 AM Re: TMW's image vault
Coyote Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/29/10
Posts: 124
I missed the fight. The instigating posts may have been edited or deleted. I don't see where it started.

I have a proposal: guys who drive away hot females must dress up as trannies and fuck Panzer.

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#491657 - 08/30/10 10:03 AM Re: TMW's image vault
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
I always assume all new posters are just monkey, until I know for sure. It's the safe bet.

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#491658 - 08/30/10 10:06 AM Re: TMW's image vault
frankie fatale Offline
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Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
Quote:

I missed the fight. The instigating posts may have been edited or deleted. I don't see where it started.

I have a proposal: guys who drive away hot females must dress up as trannies and fuck Panzer.




better put some make up on then.
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#491659 - 08/30/10 10:14 AM Re: TMW's image vault
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

I always assume all new posters are just monkey, until I know for sure. It's the safe bet.




makes sense.

it looks like frank has fitted his dome with a pair of tighty whiteys as headgear and
come out swinging against our newest internet personality. this might be fun.
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#491660 - 08/30/10 10:25 AM Re: TMW's image vault
tmw Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 07/01/10
Posts: 190
Loc: lost..still seaching for where...
Quote:

Quote:

I missed the fight. The instigating posts may have been edited or deleted. I don't see where it started.

I have a proposal: guys who drive away hot females must dress up as trannies and fuck Panzer.




better put some make up on then.




and i want pix or it never fucking happened!!!! hahaha
in fact I think you all are a bunch of bitches so lets start seeing some cock pix to prove your all men and write your user name in red lipstick on it so we know its you! lol
I was going to come on here and delete my profile info...and got a bunch of nice private messages thanks for those guys! seriously I'm going through a bunch of crap right now and well I know you guys don't care or want to hear about it so I'll spare you.Lets just say I've wanted to die (hard times) Why do I like you bastards??? I'm so fucking masochistic!and you assholes make me laugh most the time...a friend sent me this video to make me laugh and I thought of all of you..

http://www.gamaniak.com/video-3019-rodney-carrington-show-them-to-me.html
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#491661 - 08/30/10 10:47 AM Re: TMW's image vault
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
^^^ Just accept Gia's offer and you can shut everyone up. Just think of this as hazing.

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#491662 - 08/30/10 10:52 AM Re: TMW's image vault
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:


it looks like frank has fitted his dome with a pair of tighty whiteys as headgear and
come out swinging against our newest internet personality. this might be fun.




Hopefully he picked a pair that didn't have a permanent skid mark.


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#491663 - 08/30/10 10:53 AM Re: TMW's image vault
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
welcome back tmw . you should spell your user name ™w.
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#491664 - 08/30/10 12:41 PM Re: TMW's image vault
cqd Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Glad you're back. Just chalk this whole thing up to a misunderstanding and move along.
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#491665 - 08/30/10 12:50 PM Re: TMW's image vault
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

I'm going through a bunch of crap right now and well I know you guys don't care or want to hear about it so I'll spare you.Lets just say I've wanted to die (hard times




we have a lot in common.
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#491666 - 08/30/10 12:54 PM Re: TMW's image vault
99% Fiction Offline
Registered Sex Offender

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MOAR PIERCED TAINT PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!
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#491667 - 08/30/10 12:58 PM Re: TMW's image vault
Fiend Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
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Loc: Pit of Despair
SHe came back so everybody should repost her pics that you've saved.
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#491668 - 08/30/10 01:25 PM Re: TMW's image vault
LouCypher Offline
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yup... feel free to bust out the gigi and ceara pics too.
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#491669 - 08/30/10 01:27 PM Re: TMW's image vault
Fiend Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
I found a new free image host:

http://imgur.com/
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#491670 - 08/30/10 02:15 PM Re: TMW's image vault
cqd Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
I dedicated a folder to her but I am going to hold off. I never thought she was a guy but didn't discount it on a "food for thought" kind of basis.

EDIT: also I am not going to wade through my picture files unless I have to.


Edited by conquistador (08/30/10 02:16 PM)
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#491671 - 08/30/10 07:24 PM Re: TMW's image vault
D_Arango Offline
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Posts: 138
Loc: mx
never seen such a warm welcome around here in a long time...do as you`re told tmw.
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#491672 - 08/31/10 04:28 AM Re: TMW's image vault
frankie fatale Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
Quote:

Quote:

I always assume all new posters are just monkey, until I know for sure. It's the safe bet.




makes sense.

it looks like frank has fitted his dome with a pair of tighty whiteys as headgear and
come out swinging against our newest internet personality. this might be fun.




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#491673 - 08/31/10 09:12 PM Re: TMW's image vault
General Zod Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/09/09
Posts: 152
Loc: Phantom Zone
Quote:

SHe came back so everybody should repost her pics that you've saved.




hey fiend....did you get a job yet you suicidal shithead?? try posting less and looking harder for work. I'm stuck in a prison outside the normal space time continuum and I don't spend as much time here as you.

you bust everybody else's balls here and nobody says shit to you. I don't get it. what's with that?? you aren't even all that funny. why does xpt seem to let you slide. what makes you so special? all I see is loud mouth jerk with too much time on his hands. you are only marginally better at posting than franky figs and nobody says shit to you. who's ass are you licking?
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#491674 - 09/01/10 02:32 AM Re: TMW's image vault
Fiend Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Quote:

Quote:

SHe came back so everybody should repost her pics that you've saved.




hey fiend....did you get a job yet you suicidal shithead?? try posting less and looking harder for work. I'm stuck in a prison outside the normal space time continuum and I don't spend as much time here as you.

you bust everybody else's balls here and nobody says shit to you. I don't get it. what's with that?? you aren't even all that funny. why does xpt seem to let you slide. what makes you so special? all I see is loud mouth jerk with too much time on his hands. you are only marginally better at posting than franky figs and nobody says shit to you. who's ass are you licking?




I don't remember shitting in your cereal bowl but if I did then there is a good chance I pissed in your coffee too. I'm almost positive that everyone just ignores me at this point which is which is why I "slide". I'm mostly happy to vent my shit and amuse myself.







Happy now??
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#491675 - 09/01/10 05:11 AM Re: TMW's image vault
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
I hope you assholes didn't driver her away, she was fun!


These are all I got.



[img]"http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/uploads/496873-phone2g6291.jpg[/img]















http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/uploads/496873-phone2g7043.jpg





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#491676 - 09/01/10 11:26 AM Re: TMW's image vault
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

I hope you assholes didn't driver her away..




same here... i was hoping for some advice from her too. i cut my finger and was wondering what type of bandage to use. my choices are peanuts or calvin and hobbes.

edit to add: lol @ fiend. you pissed off the rob halford of outer space.


Edited by WesleySnipes (09/01/10 11:28 AM)
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#491678 - 09/01/10 10:25 PM Re: TMW's image vault
Harvey T. Bingham Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/11/10
Posts: 51
Quote:

seriously I'm going through a bunch of crap right now and well I know you guys don't care or want to hear about it so I'll spare you. Lets just say I've wanted to die (hard times)



My, my, you sound just fragile enough, peaches. That certainly sounds like quite the fancy. There's a saying inside, "you can see romance comin' a mile away". Yup, 'Ol Harvey is be-smitten. I hear you on the domestic violence deal, if the Doc's layin hand to you maybe its time 'Ol Harvey came over and gave the good Doctor his own star on the walk of fame, just point me to the lighter fluid and an old tire if ya got one.

I'd love to hear you rattle on about all your problems over drinks on a monday. Hop in the back seat, couple blue pills, bring in old Air Force One for a landing, yes a crash landing but a landing nevertheless. Afterward we'll read from my autobiography "The Joy of Gunning Down Japs on Saipan as They Ran Toward Their Ships That Were Burning in the Harbor Because the Navy Flyboys Put A Torch To 'Em".

You got any hobbies? I like italian fashion and rollercoasters. So that's it for now. Just need an answer to a quick medical question: is Anal-Eze flammable?


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#491679 - 09/24/10 05:57 AM Re: TMW's image vault
Demonbolloxs Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/25/09
Posts: 89
Boo hoo I liked her/him

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